Arighty... This is RenjiXOC chapter. Not much fluff but more like introducing them... Next chapter will have fembyakuya and Renji fluff.

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A toothy smile beaming from a brown-eyed girl who sloppily bumbled under the night moon. She was reeking of sake when she face a dumbfounded Renji as she dramatically points her index finger at Renji, "You!"

Silence.

Confusion was what Renji felt when he stared at the drunk brown-haired Shinigami whose eyes stared at the bottle of sake- Renji remembered.

"If you need anyone to talk to, just remember, I'm just one sake bottle awaaaaayyyyyy!"

He had to open a bottle of sake that attracts a certain drunk shinigami-he was practically asking to be annoyed,,,. Well, minus well take up the drunk Shinigami's offer-hell, what's the worst that can happen?

Letting out a deep huff, Renji merely responds, "Yeah. Me."

Eyes widen as a frown forms once the brown eyed shinigami pouts. "Where's the rest of the sake?"

"You stole it." Renji blantly responded. He remembers from last night... Stealing his new bottle of sake like nothing-che, Renji should confront-in the matter of fact, Renji is going to confront the obnoxious drunk Shinigami.

"You stole my Sake." Renji boldly stated with his head held high, "You owe me a bottle of sa-"

"Nononononono..." The brown haired shinigami giggles once she flicks her right at him, " I didn't steal it. I took it!" She proudly boasts with her head held high-she was buzzed and Renji facepalms.

Damn his curiosity.

"Exactly," Renji dead panned, "You stole-"

"Nononono..." The giggling shakes her head, "I took it. I didn't steal-"

"It's the same thing!" Renji exclaimed annoyed. Damn his lack of knowledge of women.

"Nooooo!" The buzzed shinigami persisted. "Stealing means you didn't know I took it. But!" The buzzed shinigami now shakes her slender finger at him, "You knew I took it and didn't say anything last night. So technically I didn't steal it."

Letting out a deep huff Renji rubs his face as he mumbles to himself, I shouldn't have open that bottle of sa-

"Okay!" The now bubbly drunk Shinigami seated herself next to Renji-leaving space between them of course. "Talk."

"Talk?" Renji stupidly echoed once he removed his calloused hands away from his face. "What do you mean by talk?"

"Yes. Talk. Like I said, I'm just one sake bottle away...Now." Grabbing the half empty bottle of sake as she pours herself a cup of sake and lets out a sigh of content. "Talk to the wise therapist."

Eyes narrowed once Renji looked at the drunk shinigami enjoying the sake HE bought. But then again, Renji did pop open that bottle sake-the call card for the drunken shinigami...

"There's nothing to talk about." Renji quietly huffed once he grabbed annoying grabbed the half empty bottle of sake, "Stop taking my sake!"

Brown eyes narrowed once the brown haired shinigami looked at Renji. "The aggression displayed... Something bothering you?" she asked in a more serious tone- Renji noticed.

"It's non of your concern if something is bother-"

"AHA!" the drunken shinigami happily exclaimed as she scoots herself closer to Renji. "Let's go right on ahead and figure out what this "problem" of yours is.."