You Don't Belong In a Fruits Basket!
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Nothing much to say today…EXCEPT I GOT PAST 100 REVIEWS. WOOOAAAHHHOOOWWW!
A scream from Kagura was all it took to understand what just happened.
As Roku was walking, he slipped, and fell into the water, only to fall into Kagura. Which in turn, made him fall on an invisible Kyo. They were fighting, in the middle, OF THE FREAKING HALL WAY.
"IT'S BELOW 0 DEGRESS DOWN HERE. WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!"
When he slipped again, just to land on his face, he growled and stomped upstairs. Ignoring the complete look of ignorance from the two.
Earlier, though, things hadn't been as hectic as they were now…
"KAGURA! LET GO OF ME! DAMN IT!"
"KYO MY LOVE!"
"YOUR GONNA RIP MY PANTS OFF!"
"SILLY, I NEED TO DO THE LAUNDRY!"
…
I said not as hectic. GEEZ, LISTEN.
Anywhozels, Roku was still in his room, sulking about something new, Yuki and Tohru were still out shopping, Kyo was currently trying to get his pants back, and Shigure was somewhere doing who knows what. (DUN DUN DUUUNN)
But THIS NARRATOR IS TIRED OF NARRATING ON THE HOUSE. Let's go to Tohru and Yuki. CAMERA 3, YOUR ON!
"I'm pretty sure you've noticed already, but Kagura kinda has a one track mind when it comes to Kyo. She's had her heart set on marrying him since we were little kids, whatever that's worth. It's pretty silly."
"Oh no, no. I think it's amazing!" Yuki stared at her with wide eyes, filled with confusion. "You do?"
"I mean, that kind of devotion is pretty rare, you know?" she smiled. "To love someone so much for so long. It's really wonderful, isn't it?"
"Hmm…well, I guess so. I haven't really thought of it like that."
She smiled and looked at the road. "She's so determined. She'd be great to have as a friend."
Yuki's lips turned up about…0.5 centimeters.
"You should really try. I'm sure you'd be a good influence on her."
`"I dunno about that, but it's nice of you to say!"
And continued walking their MERRY WAY TO THE STORE. ^_^
Meanwhile, hiding in the bushes, a very naked Kyo stood, shivering even though it was dead hot. "Ok…run in there…get my clothes…and run back out…with my head still intact…great plan? No, awesome plan…ok…time to get my game on…"
Running sneakily through the house, he got to the door of where their little Laundromat was. When he thought no one was there, he saw Kagura wringing out his shirt. "DRY DAMN YOU!" her eyes flashing with a murderous intent.
(THE THING I HATE, WHEN TYPING SHIRT, IS THAT, YOU COULD ACCIDENTLY TYPE SHIT. SO IF I DO, PLEASE KNOW THAT IT WAS ON COMPLETE ACCIDENT...UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO USE COLORFUL LANGUAGE)
Wringing the poor hoodie so hard, that it ripped in half. When Kyo actually saw the whole thing in his mind, it said 'SCREW THE AWESOME PLAN. THAT'S MY SHIRT!"
He ran quickly towards his hoodie, snatching it from his hands. "MY LOVE!"
"MY SHIRT!" (Me: Lol…I coulda typed shit…MY SHIT…LOL…)
"Oh, I'm sorry Kyo…I can give you this one!" she handed him a shirt that was soaking wet, spilling all over the floor.
"I CAN'T WEAR THAT, IT'S WET!
Suddenly, it sounded like a rumbling sound. "Huh? What's that noise?" she asked, looking around, completely oblivious to the fact the machine was…gonna blow. Kyo was too busy looking at the bubbles spilling out of the washing machine. "Ah crap…" the water came down in a rush, freezing his already cold body, colder than it already was.
He was trying to get out of the bubbles, when a hand grabbed him. "KYO! NO! SAVE ME!" she cried. "HELL NO!" he continuingly tried to get out, but either Kagura would make him slip, or he would just slip on his own. Suddenly, Roku came downstairs, feet pounding on the wood. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL? Ha…that rhymed…"
Kagura gasped, suddenly finding the balance to stand up straight and tall in the messy cold waters. "THE TEA" she gasped as she ran to the kitchen, nearly breaking her nose in the process.
When she got there, the kettle was on fire and because of her hastiness, she forgot to wear gloves. The kettle was very hot. She dropped it on the floor, fluids spilling out, and landing on the carpet. As if the tea was gasoline (Roku: HA! ANOTHER RHYME!) the fire 'ran' after it, licking the carpet with flames, making it catch on fire.
"AHHHH!" Kyo came in and started to fan the fire, but when the fire grew more she screamed. The fire was now licking the shoji doors. The fire was then extinguished, she was surprised to see who had saved her. "Huh? Shigure" as Shigure smiled, Roku rolled his eyes at her before grabbing the kettle, as if the heat didn't scorch him like hell, and dropped it outside. "Now, were gonna have to buy a new one…" he murmured, and snickered as a dazed, nice smelling, naked Kyo was going around like a drunk, trying to find his way towards the washing machine so he could at least put on some clothes.
"Good thing Tohru's not here…she'd be drunkard like him…"*HINT.*
Before he realized it, the whole kitchen had been sprayed with the extinguisher, making sure nothing else was flammable, he grabbed a chopstick from the fridge.
And just…
Bit on it.
As Yuki and Tohru walked home, her nose caught the scent of fire. "Fire?" she sniffed the air again.
Yuki looked at her. "Is something wrong, Ms. Honda?"
"I…I thought I smelt smoke is all." He smiled and they walked to the house.
When Tohru got there, she nearly fainted. Nearly the whole kitchen was scorned and white. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" her brother yelled, and she nearly fell on her own butt (three times to be exact) as she walked through the house, gazing at the damage. "Woah…" she blinked as she slowly walked into the kitchen, it was burnt everywhere, and white crust now stained the walls.
"D-Do you need any help Kagura?" she shook her head no. "I tried to help to, but she insisted that she didn't need any. Oh well…" she looked sadly at her. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah. I made this mess. I'll clean it." Tohru sighed. "If you insist…"
"I guess we'll have to order food today…and I was so looking forward to Tohru's cooking!"
"AHH! I don't think I can eat another bite!" Shigure said, patting his now full stomach. " I'm going to bed. Night." And Roku walked upstairs.
After they had ordered Chinese, and ate their fill, Tohru noticed two boxes that were left untouched. "Oh…they still haven't come down to eat…"
"Well, I think I'll be heading to bed now. Goodnight." And Yuki was the next one to leave.
"AHH! Same here, I think a good nap will put these old bones to rest. Night Tohru!" and Shigure left, leaving Tohru all alone.
'I know! I'll give Kagura and Kyo their food!' she smiled at the thought and went into the kitchen. "Wow...it's so clean." The kitchen was shining and spotless, the smell of smoke and extinguish smell were gone to.
She knew that if she warmed up the food now, that it would taste horrible. "Hmm…" she smiled wider as she took the rice, and made plain rice ball with it. "There we go!"
When she heard a 'RIP' outside, she guessed that Kagura was outside, doing the shoji doors. "Oh…this is gonna take all night…"
"Hey Kagura!" Tohru said happily. "I saw that you didn't eat dinner, so I made some rice balls! Oh, but if you don't like them cold, I could easily go warm it up, no prob-"
"No…no…I…I like it cold…" Tohru smiled brightly. "If it's gonna take all night, then we should at least make it fun by talking to each other, right?"
"We…?"
Tohru only smiled, and went to the right side of the shoji door. "Mhmm!" she rolled a new piece of paper (I'M TO LAZY TO DO THE RESEARCH ON WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED. FORGIVE ME. DX) and put it on the door, making sure to cut the extra pieces out.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, Kagura spoke out. "Hey look! I made a cat!" she held up a cut cat. "Aww! It's so cute!" Tohru smiled. They were finally talking to each other!
"See!" she held it up for Kagura to see. Kagura smiled brightly. "Is that a rat?" Tohru nodded eagerly, and put it on Kagura's shoji door. "Now, you put the cat on mine!" Kagura did so. "I think I'm gonna make a dog next…"
"Well…I'll make another cat!"
"Ok! So what do you like to do?"
"Lots of things!" Tohru smiled. In her mind, she was finally glad. She made another new friend.
"Hey, can I have another rice ball?"
"Sure!"
She slowly walked up the ladder. "I knew you would be here!" Kyo was scared shitless, and nearly fell off the roof. "D-Don't scare me like that!"
"Oh, sorry. I saw that you didn't eat dinner, so I brought some myself!" she handed him a plate of three rice balls.
The awkward silence was more awkward then the one with Kagura. She fiddled her fingers a bit. "Um…was it nice? Staying in the mountains alone?"
Kyo blinked. "I wasn't alone. I was with my master." He looked up in the sky, as if seeing a picture of him.
"OH! A MASTER! WOW! THAT'S COOL!"
Kyo smiled. "Yeah, he was awesome!"
"Was it hard? Training in the mountains." He shrugged and looked off towards the moon. "It wasn't hard. But not necessarily easy either." He stood up on the roof, smiling like an idiot. "Every day, I would wake up and think 'What's he gonna teach me today?' I mean, every day was just a new experience! Sometimes, I would go without dinner, But hell, it was worth it! Ah, just look at me go on and on about it!" he finally found out that he was rambling and sat down, cat ears popping out, dropping. "I bet now, you could think I'm weird, huh?"
Tohru shook her head. "No, no! I mean, when I was in my old house, I would always try to teach myself how to protect myself. In the place I lived in, it wasn't safe to stay alone. When my brother came back from school, he always taught me what he had learned in his training. And then, a master came to my house, and started teaching me, but then my friend who owned the house kicked him out…I mean, I think he would be so disappointed if he found off I was slacking in my martial arts…" she continued to ramble like there was no tomorrow, and Kyo smiled.
"Why don't I teach you some of my moves, huh?" Tohru stopped rambling in mid-sentence. 'He…He's keeping that promise…not that he remembers it…but…it counts…'
"Show me what you got!"
Tohru was becoming flustered. "Uh…uh…RIGHT! STRAIGHT!" she punched him pathetically. Kyo stared at her, and her face was on fire.
"You suck."
That did it, and she looked down dejectedly. "Yeah, guess I've really been slacking off…" after that, he held her hand and started to teach her how to punch. "Now, you can't punch like that, or your thumbs gonna get bruised, you have to put some umph into it. Try again." And she did, this time harder. He smiled, and continued to teach her.
'Mom, I've learned some new things about Kyo and I have a new friend Kagura! I hope I learn more about them soon…'
"KYO, I HATE YOU!" an angry hot Kagura sped past Kyo, making him fly. "CRAP!" (How one person can be so energetic in the morning, I have no clue.)
"I JUST WANT ONE KISS. AND YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY?! I HATE YOU! WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED!"
"ONLY AFTER YOU THREATNED TO KILL WITH A BOULDER IF I DIDN'T!"
Tears started to fly out of her eyes. "I HATE YOU!" running out the door with full speed.
"Hello! It is I, your handy, dandy postman, here to deliver your daily mail!" his eyes were shining with the sun, and it was as if he was flying towards the door.
Kagura suddenly burst out of the trees, tears blinding her vision, and she ran straight into him.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
Yuki ran full speed and charged at the postman. "Thank you for your time in giving us our mail. We are grateful."
"It's what I do, BYYYEEE!" as Yuki pushed him all the way back, out of 'harm's way'.
"OH MY GOSH! I FIGURED OUT YOUR ZODIAC SIGN!" she smiled at Roku. "It's a boar!"
"That counts as cheating! NO FAIR!"
"Ya know, Kagura, I think I'm beginning to understand why you like Kyo so much. He sure does have many amazing qualities. I want to see him the way that you do."
Her once cute eyes turned fierce.
She jumped out of Tohru's arms, and into the face of Kyo's. "YOU BACKSTABBING LYING NO GOOD CHEATER!" continually punching him in the face. "AH! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO THIS TIME!?"
"Hey Kagura, maybe you should just forgive him so nothing else can be broken." Roku asked. "I WILL FORGIVE HIM, AFTER I KILL HIM!"
"Uh…uh... wait. Let me start over." She stopped her punching spree to listen to her. "What I'm trying to say is that I hope I could be like you, who can see all the amazing qualities in people."
"You…wanna…be like me?"
She smiled and nodded. "Thank shinigami that you're not."
Kagura happily skipped off. Waving a 'goodbye' to Kagura. "Bye! Come visit soon!"
"If we were alone right now, I would punch you." Roku said, twitching as she said 'COME VISIT SOON!'
Tohru laughed nervously. When she brought Roku's arm to look at his watch, her eye twitched. "What?"
"WE HAVE 60 MINUTES TO GET TO SCHOOL!"
Everyone sighed. 'Here we go again…'
The earthquake came back, and like a tornado, dust flew up into the air, as Kagura ran at Kyo with full force. "SILLY, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY GOODBYE KISS!"
"ACK DAMN IT! LET GO OF ME!"
As Kyo was trying not to get a big smack on the cheek, Yuki started talking to Tohru. "Maybe, one day, I can show you to my secret base."
"SECRET BASE?! LIKE MILATARY WEAPONS, OR MAYBE HIDDEN ALIENS…"
Yuki sweat dropped. "Well, it's a base alright. But I don't think it's the one you're thinking of."
"OK, NOW GO TO SCHOOL, AND BE GOOD!"
Kyo now had a gigantic lip stain on his cheek. Steaming, he walked ahead of everyone. "COME ON, I WANT TO GET TO CLASS EARLY!"
Everyone shook their heads.
Hey mom! Looks like I've learned another new cool thing about the zodiac! I guess it's time to go to school. See you later!
HELLOOO! I AM BACK! WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER. MAN, I HAVE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR REVIEWING. YOU MADE MY DAY. ^_^ I WAS JUST SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT.
I just realized that the "HERE COMES KAGURA!" episode from Fruits Basket, is almost like "HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO!" I'm late. I know. DX
MY friend and I laughed really hard at the irony of it all
THANK YOU SPARKLEFAITH FOR BEING MY 1st REVIEWER
AND MY 100th.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDD I LOLED THAT SO HARD
ANYWAY, I WAS SO EXITED YESTERDAY, WHEN THEY ADDED THE NEW 'MORE THAN 2 CHARACTER' thing. I mean, like, I COULD DO Kyo/Tohru and Yuki/Tohru. ON ONE STORY. XDDDD I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN. THE NEXT UPDATE, WILL BE THAT YOU CAN FILTER/SEARCH UP TO NOW 4 CHARACTERS. AT THE SAME TIME. So, yeah, I was excited.
THAT QUESTION LAST TIME, IT WAS TO EASY! AND I HATE DOING EASY THINGS. SO NOW, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HARD ONE!
Question time!
What is Momiji's nationality?
Japanese/ ?
*HINT* LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES*HINT* REWATCH EPISODE "There are no memories it's ok to forget*HINT* IF YOU READ THE MANGA, THEN LOOK AT WHAT HE SAYS MOST OF THE TIME. WHAT LANGUAGE IS HE SPEAKING?*
IF THAT'S TO HARD FOR YA, I'LL GIVE YOU MERCY.
Who of the three (Shigure, Yuki, Kyo) actually LIKE Ayame?
AND IF YOU GET THEM BOTH RIGHT, YOU GET 3 EXTRA POINTS. I'm not even keeping track of points. SO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR OWN POINTS. AT THE END OF THE STORY, WE TALLY THEM UP, TO SEE WHO KNOWS THE MOST FRUITS BASKET. NO CHEATING! ^_^
Ok, so, now, announcing the winners of the last bonus chapter question!
What was Kyoko's gang name? (*HINT* They gave her that name, because her motorcycle always looked like a red butterfly*HINT* The answer is in the question. THIS IS PROBABLY EASY…)
As you can see, this question was too easy. Her gang name is 'The Red Butterfly'. It was because she was on a motorcycle, and the lights always looked like those of the tails on a butterfly. This was also the gang that Uo found herself in.
CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS! (OH MY GOSH, I KEEP ACCIDENTLY KEEP CLOSING THE TAB. DX.)
tomboygreengurl (It was TOO EASY. IK. DX)
blackmistress (I DON'T DESERVE GREAT REVIEWERS LIKE YOU. DX)
zim2456
Mew-Star-Mew (YOUR COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, THAT THE JUICE I WAS DRINKING, CAME OUTTA MY NOSE, AND FELL ON MY LAPTOP. XD)
limegreen-wolf (WAHHH, I DON'T DESERVE YOUR LOVE EITHER.)
toolazytologin (*HIGHFIVES*)
the sakura trees (Wahh...I'm really, really sorry. *She knows what I mean*)
DaughterOfTheSeaGod1 (That's why I'm rewatching it. XD)
1 3 Kyo Sohma (YES. LET US BE LAZY TOGETHER. *FALLS ASLEEP WHILE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND WATCHING ANIME*)
purpledragonflamegirl (WAHHH, I DON'T DESERVE ANY OF YOUR LOVE. DXXX)
ShadedStarlight0 (I'M SORRY I DIDN'T PUT YOU UP EARLIER. DX)
CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS! SORRY BOUT THE LATE UPDATE, AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL, NEXT FRIDAY.
CHOW! ;D
