You Don't Belong In A Fruits Basket

*looks around and slowly turns on perverted switch* (not that way you pervs.)


Kyo had somehow gotten out of the dark hallway, and found himself back in the crowd. But it was way different than just a few minutes ago. All the males were on one side of the circle, and the females on the other. The circle was spaced out, but there was nothing in the middle. Kyo squeezed himself in, and decided to stand beside Roku.

"What's going on?" he whispered, Roku looked at him blankly before turning his head towards the clock, and then looking back to the middle of the circle. Kyo turned his head towards the clock.

11:55

What the hell did that mean?

All movement and rustling during the circle stopped when Tohru walked into the room, and knelt in the middle of the circle.

She hid her face behind her bangs, covering it in pure and utter shame. As you looked lower, she was wearing a lacy blue bra and panties. Her dress had been thrown somewhere inside the piano room, and she desperately tried to hide her…feminine parts.

Kyo took a step back and his eyes widened in utter horror.


DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

That…that horrid tocking. That stupid clock. Who the hell made the clock anyway?

Tohru crouched down, and bowed her head. A man with a black tux, and a red tie came in with a beautiful looking black whip. It looked so beautiful, but the things it did, were far from it.

"Ready Tohru?" he whispered smugly, the sound of the whip being uncurled brought tears to her eyes. But she didn't dare let anyone see the tears. She nodded and let her back relax.

Then.

The first whip came.


144 whips to her back in 12 minutes.

12 to each one minute.

12 whips on different parts of her back.

Overall, it was:

144 whips

It was amazing that she hadn't shed a single tear during the whole thing, or hadn't passed out from the pain. Anyone could see the red, pulsing marks on her back, making moving impossible.

Her bra was hanging dangerously low, but her underwear was still in place. She couldn't even move

"Now go, you vixen." He said, throwing the hard whip onto her back. "12 minutes. Do it or else the Shinigami will have to deal with kishin souls next year." Aku said, his eyes twinkling with pleasure as he saw her breathe in pain.

She lied there for about five minutes, every single time wanting to close her eyes, but knew that it was a bad idea.

(VIXEN IS NOT THE ONE YOU USE FOR WOMAN. VIXEN IS A FEMALE FOX. *GASPS* WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!)

She slowly, VERY slowly stood up. The moment she got up though, she fell.

On her back.

Her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets at the pain, and from her hazy vision, she saw some people trying to contain their laughter.

But the one thing she had one her muddled mind was one thought.

"Kyo and Yuki must be disgusted of me." She said, and heaved herself up with all her might. She picked out the bloody whip, and stood on her own legs, trying to greedily breathe in air as she put all over her weight onto her legs.

The room was quiet, and no one took in a breath.

She was so scared. Her least favorite part? The stairs.

A slow frown crossed her face, as she nearly passed out on the stairs, accidently letting a corner jab into her stomach. She coughed up a bit of blood and spit it out. She didn't dare talk. What was there to say?

As she climbed up the stairs, and multiple times jabbed her stomach in the stairs. And once she got up, she raised the whip high into the air. Everyone could now see her breast peeking out of the bra, just a bit.

"Tokx have been whipped. set na oe throw 'it tìrey force mì txep oe claim myself kllfrivo' for nìwotx wrong mì Shinigami kifkey si throw it mì txep removing nìwotx kawng tsa'u has been hasey." (I forgot what it said…._.) " She said, and as her words went through the room, people were silent, and watched her with a deadly calm.

The moment she threw the whip in the fire, the room erupted into cheers.

"11 minutes, and 30 seconds!" Roku yelled out.

The cheers escalated louder.

Tohru did not dare flash a smile to anyone, as she walked down the stairs with trouble. Flashing a look towards Kyo, her eyes flashed sadness, before she left. The man in black following, after saying some things in their weird language.


In the car, however, it was a much different story.

Roku was patting his sister's hair, whispering things in her ear, while she was slowly falling in a fitfull sleep. Hewas holding her torn up dress away from her back, as the fabric was annoying her wounds.

The two boys said nothing, as Kit drove them back to the Sohma house, as they were driving it started to rain.

As they did, though, Tohru started waking up. But the moment she did, she did not face the two boys, but turned her head towards the window

After many minutes of silence, Tohru spoke up. "I guess you want an explanation, huh?"

The two boys only stared at her. She jabbed Roku weakly in the stomach, and he sighed. "Well…it all started a few years ag-"

"Guys, we're here." Kit yelled, interrupting whatever Roku had to say.

Everyone got out but Tohru. Roku handed her his jacket. "30 seconds. Go." Tohru ran through the rain, nearly slipping and falling. She didn't dare groan in pain, or shed a tear. She didn't show her pain whatsoever as she barged through the door, quickly fleeing upstairs.

The two boys still did not say a word as they followed suite.


Tohru had still been locked in the room, no one had been able to bring her out, not even her own brother.

"Tohru, come on, it's been a long night, but everyone deserves an explanation. You know it firsthand." He said, knocking on the door. After waiting an hour, he decided that he would try and get her out again.

"Tohru?" he said, and he twisted the door knob, very surprised when he saw the door open. "What the…"

When he slammed open the door, he was very, very surprised when there was no lump on the bed. Nor breathing.

He was very, very, very surprised when he saw a note. And what did the note say?

Dear everyone.

I am terribly sorry of what you had to witness today. I have gone away to think about my wrong doing, and I will come back to explain everything, and I will COMPLETELY understand if you kick me out. Again, I am very sorry.

P.S: DO NOT LOOK FOR ME IN THE SECRET BASE.

From: Tohru Honda

He cluthed the paper tightly in his hand. "That…THAT STUPID IDIOT!" he yelled, stomping downstairs, surprising everyone in the quiet room. "KYO! YUKI! GET YOUR ASS UP! WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE!" he said, and put on his jacket, and ran out the house. Kyo and Yuki gave worried looks towards the door, and hurriedly put on their coats, and followed Roku.

"Ah, this is another great story idea." Shigure said, writing in his journal.


"WHY THE HELL ARE WE RUNNING?! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE RUNNING, ACTUALLY!?" Kyo yelled, the rain not being his favorite kind precipitation.

"FIND TOHRU!" he yelled through the howling winds. "She said that she WASN'T in the secret base, whatever that is. So she has to be in the secret base!"

" I know where that is! Come on, follow me!" Yuki yelled, turning a whole different way. "WHY CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE HER ALONE?!" Kyo yelled.

"HAVE YOU SEEN HER BACK?! She's being a little brat, and doesn't want anyone to help her." He said, running side by side with Yuki, not looking at his surroundings. "Here, come on." Yuki said, and he slid down a sloping hill, nearly running over his plants.

"Stay right here." Roku said quietly, and the two heard, and followed his command. Roku started looking under every tree hole until a smile broke upon his face. "You idiot Tohru. Come on. You blew the secret before summer." He said with a smile, and pulled something from under the tree. He took of his jacket and rolled it on what seemed like an animal.

He ran past the two boys, who were still staring in confusion, not knowing what to do. "You stupid idiot, Tohru! And you know we can't put hot water on you, or else we'll hurt you!" he yelled, and the lump under his jacket seemed to move.


Safe and sound, Roku took of his wet clothes and changed swiftly. "But, we still haven't found Tohru." Kyo said, sitting near the jacket lump.

Roku coughed and picked up the lump. "Actually, she's right here." He said, and removed the jacket, to reavel a little brownish orange fox, with red markings on her back.

Her eyes were closed, and she was lying in an awkward curled position, her cheeks stained with a red blush of fear, her eyes shining with tears, and red marks covering her delicate back.

"Tohru?" Kyo started quietly. Tohru carefully snuggled herself even more inside the jacket, not daring to show her face.

Yuki was still too shocked to form words.

He picked up Tohru, careful of her wounds. Tohru slowly opened her big blue eyes, her tiny fox body shaking in fear of rejection.

"I'm not the guy to say this but…you look…cute." He said, a real smile playing on his lips. Tohru's eyes widened to the size of saucers as he said those word, her blush growing redder by the second. Yuki then chose to snap out of his haze, and sent a small smile towards her. "Yes Ms. Honda, very cute."

( Don't kill me. I watched (SOME) of Chobits. )

Tohru blinked rapidly, before starting to talk.

"…Chi?"

Roku laughed and nodded. "Yeah Tohru. It's true."


After the lovey dovey feeling past off, Roku took Tohru out of Kyo's warm arms, and went upstairs.

The two boys waited patiently for the twins to come back until they heard a scream.

"TOHRU, JUST PUT YOUR PAW IN IT! CHANGE BACK TO HUMAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES!"

"CCCCHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII!"

Meanwhile, Shigure put a pencil on his lip, looking at the ceiling. "I always knew they would take after Kyoko. They tried to make Tohru very sad this year. Looks like it backlashed on them. " He said with a laugh.


Please read this before you read the bottom.

I want to know that my deepest regrets to those lost in the Fertilization plant explosion, and Boston Marathon bombing. My best friend (the one you talk to) was visiting Boston (the same place where the Boston Marathon was held at) and she called me on the phone, crying that she was scared, and she didn't know was going on. She said that there was a big BOOM, and then, she heard loud screaming.

After that, the phone cut off, and I was screaming at her, to pick up. Just a few hours ago, she called me back, saying she was perfectly fine, but she didn't think that her parents were, who participated in the marathon for fun. Thankfully, she then called, saying her parents were talking a stroll in the park. My friend and her family were just so, so lucky to get out alive. But now, since they have a lock down, she can't come back home.

And my deepest regrets, goes to the little boy, who was just cheering on the Boston runners, and died tragically. I want to say something, to their family, even though they won't read this.

Don't worry little bud. We'll catch the bad guys.

The tears streaming out of my eyes are real, and I hate to cry. This might be copying Obama, but I don't care.

Next year, my family and I, are going to go to that Boston Marathon. We are going to FINISH. THAT. RACE. AMERICA CAN NOT LIVE IN FEAR FOREVER. WE WILL FINISH THIS RACE, AND WE WILL DO IT RIGHT. This is horrible. The people that live in this world are horrible. I hate being classified as a 'human being' which is what I came to make Roku. But I have to.

All the 'happy' words that you see below are VERY fake. It's just a disguise that I put on to hide my tears and fear. Don't be scared America. We will finish that marathon. And we will avenge everyone who tried.


*looks around slowly, and turns off perverted switch by kicking it in the balls* Nyehhehehehee…*COUGHS*

*DANCES AROUND* THE SECRET IS NOW REAVELED.

Word Count: 1,806

*eyes turn lovey dovey* Blaaahhhh….I think I'm in lllooovveeeee….*draws hearts in notebook*

*coughs* Oh, you thought that Roku would change to- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen peps, I DUN MAKE MARY SUES. He's good enough of as a Shinigami, leave it at that.

SOOOOOOOO, HOWWWW DDDIIIDDD YOOOU LIKE MEH CHAPPY?! AWESOME, RIGHT?!

I know, I know.

*WHISTLES* Anyway, I have decided to have a….*wait for it*

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A REVIEWERS CIRCLE! :D HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! Anyway, I'll start next chapter…cause I'm to lazy right now…and I'm rubbing my eyes…ANYWAY, I NEED *POINTS AT CHU* YOUR HELP!

What should Kyo, Yuki, Roku, and Shigure get for Christmas?

ALRIGHT MY LOVES! *huggles everyone tightly and let's go* I…need…to…GO BACK…to…my…house…yeah…

Chow!

Strawberry ish out!

*GOES INTO A SPACESHIP AND FLIES OFF INTO SPACE*