"Hey Joey will you help me with-"

"I'm not in the mood" Joey grumbled in interruption.

"Joey why are you mad"

"It's nothing" Joey lied.

"Joey, I know something's wrong. Now tell me."

"You acused me of teaching michelle about alcohol I would never. I don't even know what alcgohol is!"

"I am so sorry Joey. Jumping to conclusions in my accusations was so wrong and mean of me, I should have thought it through more.

You know you are my bff, I don't know what i would do with out you."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

"I think it's time you and I have a talk."

"Ok." they plopped down on the couch.

"You see Joey, Truth is when my wife died i did not know what to do but even though you're a idiot you have been so so supportive to me and the girls."

"Aw gee thats really special dannie" Joey blushed.

"Ikr"

Then te house burned down because DJ ran out of stuff to play with (bc she was grounded) so she took out the matches and build a tower out of them. But then the tower fell. And then it lit the carpet on fire and then she didn't try to put it out fast enough because she's never been in a fire situation before, so she figured if she stop drop and roll the fire would go away by itself. But it didn't, it just grows. So yep fire happened.


"Dj I think you and I need to have a talk"

"oh." she sighed disappointedly, staring down at her singed shoes.

"Oh sweety, we cannot play with MATCHES it's soo dangerous you could of died!"

"I'm FINE DAD OMG IM OLD ANOF TO PLAY WITH MATCHES IM RESPONSIBLE"

I" know you are hunny just... next time don't burn the house down. Deal?

"ok. Deal. I'm sorry for the accidental arson dad, it was very reckless of me, my behavior was way out of control. I accept my punishment."

"Punishment? Oh no no no I'm just you're ok!"

"Yeet."