So. Much! FUN!

This is a combination of Kallura and Plance, with the other Paladins and Coran as well. I really hope you enjoy it!

Please comment (appropriately)! Constructive criticism is okay.

(The beginning and ending have been edited with the Kalllura version, but other than that nothing has changed)


"Pidge!"

"Well if you didn't-"

"But-"

Keith and Allura, who had been training together, both widened their eyes and started to slowly back away towards the back exit of the training room.

"You remember last time..." Allura whispered,

"Yes..." Keith whispered back.

"So what should we do?"

He looked her in the eyes, before quickly grabbing her hand, prompting her to follow him.

"Run!"

Why they were so scared? Well, it started like this...


A couple months earlier:

"Pidge!" Lance screamed. "No! I'm NOT going to do that!"

Four groans sounded from the common room as Pidge and Lance entered.

"I will not just stand next to you and hold you're headphones."

"This is day one," Allura started,

"and this is fight twenty." Keith finished.

"But you agreed!" Pidge shouted.

"This isn''t going to work." Hunk sighed.

"I didn't think that it would be like this!" Lance countered.

"OK you two!" Shiro stood up on walked over to them. "There is only one way to settle this."

"Which is?" They asked at the same time.

"You're going to court."

"What?" Four voices asked.

"You heard me. Court. I'm the judge, Hunk is the jury, Allura is Lance's lawyer, and Keith is Pidge's lawyer."

Pidge shrugged her shoulder and sat down.

Lance smiled at Allura and sat down across from Pidge.

Hunk sighed and sat on the end couch.

"O-okay, I guess." Allura said cautiously. Before going to Hunk for a quick description on what was happening.

Keith however.

"No! I'm not getting involved."

"Oh, but doesn't it sound fun?" Allura prodded, making the other's just stare to see how this would play out.

"No."

"But it would help us become a better team."

"No."

"But we might understand each other better."

"No."

Allura gave an agitated sigh. "You get to help Pidge crush Lance."

Keith looked from Allura, to Pidge, to Lance.

"Then I guess I'm in."


"OK"

Coran stood to the side of the table a while later. Shiro had tracked him down in order to have someone to have someone to announce the case. Then they all went to the dining room, with their dinner (which would come back to haunt them). Shiro at one end. Hunk at that other. With the two parties facing each other. It had taken Coran a while, but he had finally gotten the story out of Pidge and Lance... The same story out of Pidge and Lance... and now it was time to judge.

"Today we have the case of the servant."

"The case of the servant?" Keith question.

"Hush, lawyer number four."

"Coran, there are only two lawyers."

"HUSH! Now," Coran cleared his throat, "Pidge claims, and Lance confirms, that Lance stole-"

"Borrowed!" Lance cried out,

"Quiet! As I was saying. Lance stole Pidge's laptop and got food goo all over it, resulting in the laptop crashing. Pidge tracked Lance down and he agreed to be her personal slave for an entire week."

"After she threatened me!" Lance called out.

Coran sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Yes, after Pidge threatened him with her bayard."

"Is that it?" Shiro asked.

"Yes, Number One, it is."

"Well then, Keith, you're up."

Keith stood, and cleared his throat, before starting to walk around the table.

"Jury, my client-"

"She's not-" Lance interrupted

"Hush. Again, my client had her laptop almost destroyed, and in order to make up for it, Lance agreed to be her personal slave for a week. This is day one and he is already breaking that vow!"

Hunk nodded his head.

"Thank you for you're input." He pointed to Allura, "What do you have."

Keith sat down, and Allura stood up.

"I cannot lie, and yes, while my client did quite a few bad things-"

"Hey!"

"He only agreed to that because of the fact that Pidge was threatening him with her bayard!"

"Interesting." Hunk mused.

"But she wouldn't have had to threaten him, if he hadn't been the reason her laptop crashed!" Keith shouted.

"But she still shouldn't have threatened him!" Allura cried back.

"HE'S AN IDIOT!"

"I object!" Lance cried.

"I DON'T!" Pidge shouted at him.

The shouting continued, with Shiro, Coran and Hunk disappearing from the scene.

Of course, it was then when things got out of control.

"Pidge! Think about what you're doing." Lance, tried, and was failing, at calming Pidge down.

She had a bowl of food goo. That stuff was even scarier than her.

"Why should I?" She asked, pulling her arm back.

"Because! Because!"

He got a face full of food goo.

So he threw some back.

Which hit Allura.

Making her lash out.

Resulting in Keith getting gooed.

Ending with Pidge getting gooed.

Then... Well, you get the picture.


An hour later, they all collapsed.

"Truce?" Lance asked Pidge.

"Truce." She was too tired to argue.

They shook on it.

"Keith." Allura sighed, turning her head slightly to look him in the eye.

"Yeah?"

"How did we get pulled into this?"

Keith moaned and looked up at the ceiling.

"I have no idea."

They turned to each other.

"Never again."


Present:

Now it was back.

Now they were running.

Because, no matter what was happening with Pidge and Lance, they would never do it again.