Sans, Ink, and Blue were walking down one of the pathways towards their level's elevator, passing by numerous different Sanses along the way. Sans wasn't really in the mood for too much talking, especially because of Gaster.
Ink nudged him in the shoulder.
"C'mon Sans, we're going to have some fun. Loosen up a bit, get those bones moving." Sans smiled and chuckled.
"that's not really me ink, you know that. both of you do."
"COLORFUL ME IS RIGHT! YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WHEN YOU'RE THAT TENSE! MWEH HEH HEH!"
Sans shrugged.
"eh, dunno guys, this whole new place is fun and all, but i'm half ready to go home again." The trio crossed from the pathway into the level's main marble circle, the elevators located in it's center.
"Welp, you guys ready-." Suddenly, a figure screaming at the top of it's lungs zoomed by, leaving a path of fire behind him and stopping the trio in their tracks. Blue scratched his head.
"AH, SO THIS IS WHAT PAPYRUS MEANT BY MY SUGAR FIRE!"
Sans was about to say something but Ink brought his paintbrush up to his face, causing Sans to lean back, surprised.
"We don't talk about it."
"ok, geez." The three looked to their right as Mafia!Sans and Dream both ran onto the circle from the same path the running figure came from, both of them out of breath.
"Dream! How are you doing?" Dream leaned on his staff, exhausted.
"Somebody…let…Saness…in…here…" He coughed multiple times and took several deep breaths. Mafia!Sans held his pistol in his left hand as he leaned over, gasping for air.
"We had the fella all tied up, but somebody let 'em escape."
Sans tried to recount his mental database of AU Sanses. Saness…where did that come to mind…
His eyes disappeared when he realized who it was.
"oh you have to got to be kidding me." The five looked down where Saness had run and saw a huge line of fire following him.
"he's a real trailblazer."
"NOOOOO!" shouted Blue. The other four laughed.
"Not bad Sans," exclaimed Dream, "your pun expertise fails to disappoint." Sans winked.
"eh, i guess i'm on fire."
"PFFFFF!" Ink muffled his laugh in his scarf.
Mafia tipped his fedora and pointed towards the fire.
"We gotta stop 'em before somebody gets hurt by his…singin'"
"You mean MOGOLOVONIO?" asked Ink.
"Ye, that."
Sans heard faint screams of MOGOLOVONIO in the distance, as well as several surprised shouts from multiple Sanses. Ink looked at him.
"Sans, it's your party, your call."
"what, mine? since when was i in charge?"
"MWEH HEH HEH! LAZY ME, LET'S DO IT!" Dream and Mafia seemed indifferent.
Sans' aqua and yellow eye glowed as he shoved his hands in his hoodie pockets.
"this should be fresh and fun. i haven't done something like this since the last time i was with you numskulls."
"Oh it's on Sans," challenged Ink, spinning his paintbrush around. Blue summoned a bone staff and Mafia and Dream looked at each other and nodded.
"first to catch the meme wins 10000 g." Sans teleported away from the other four up to where he thought Saness would be. He glanced to his left and right, frantically looking for the lost trailblazer, when he heard a loud noise from behind him.
"oh sh-." Sans teleported out of the way of the sprinting Saness and summoned a bone wall to block him, but Saness simply ran straight through and continued on to the circle Sans was on, running around it's perimeter like a mad man.
Ink appeared out of a puddle in the middle and grabbed a red paint vial, tossing it into the air. He whipped his paintbrush through it and shot it at Saness, the paint forming a red rope around Saness' legs. He fell to the ground.
"DOO DOOD ODOODODDODODODODO!" shouted Saness at the top of his lungs. Sans and Ink both covered their...um…earholes, in pain.
Blue vaulted up from a level below and summoned a barrage of blue bones around the downed Saness, enclosing him in a cage. Mafia and Dream appeared from a ball of light, landing on a pathway connecting to the circle.
Yet, to the surprise of no one, Saness began to shake violently, Ink's red rope fraying. Sans readied a Gaster Blaster, but Ink brought his hand up and disintegrated it.
"hey bro, no fair."
"Sans, no blasters. You're going to fry this place."
Sans rolled his eyes and readied a bone attack instead, but he was suddenly pushed over onto the ground by an unknown Sans.
"Get out of my fucking way," shouted Edge, holding a sharpened bone like a combat knife. Sans looked up but Edge stepped on his head, pushing it back into the ground.
"hey, do you mind?"
"No, I only think."
"screw you." Sans summoned a bone attack and threw the bones at Edge, who deflected it with his bone knife.
"Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" Edge ran up to Sans and slashed at him, but Sans jumped back, dodging it easily.
"trying to win the prize money." He summoned a bone attack from the ground, pushing Edge back.
"Guys, stop fighting! Remember we're trying to catch Saness first!" cried Ink, trying to catch their attention. Unfortunately, Edge and Sans were two busy bickering.
"MWEH! HE'S ESCAPING!" Saness broke from his bonds and zoomed straight through the blue bones, passing right between the feuding Sanses.
"shit," they both muttered. The two teleported off to the next marble circle, where they ran into Geno again.
"What the hell are you two doing?" he muttered, his red scarf flying because of literally nothing. They both concentrated on the nearing Saness.
"stopping that."
Geno summoned a giant Gaster Blaster and pointed it at Saness, his hand acting as the scope.
"Let me handle it."
"Wha?" gasped Edge. Geno squeezed his hand into a fist, shooting the blaster. The white beam enveloped Saness, but he still emerged from it, screaming his song. He blasted by Geno, leaving his white glitches teleporting all over his body.
"Oh shit, he's heading towards the CORE!" shouted Dream, who had caught up to the three Sanses.
"dude, this is sans central, there is no core here-"
"YES THERE IS!" exclaimed Blue, who followed Dream through his light portal, "IT KEEPS THIS PLACE FLOATING IN THE AIR!"
"He's gonna burn the reactor, we're gonna go down if we don't do somethin' 'ere." Mafia twirled his pistol around.
At that moment, the entire sphere shook, chaos erupting throughout every Sans present.
"where the hell is the reactor?!" Geno pointed down to a black building near the bottom of the sphere.
"It's in there. How Saness got there so fast, I don't know, but-"
"i'm on it." Sans teleported, but not before Edge tagged on by grabbing his left hoodie sleeve. The two appeared on the stone path that led into the reactor building. They pushed one another as they ran towards the door, an orange and red light poking out from behind the glass. Saness had entered the building.
They both tripped and fell on top of each other as they flopped through the door. They could hear the screams of MOGOLOVONIO and banging of the walls on the other side of the building.
"this is a great team bonding activity."
"Now's not the time for a fucking 'team bonding activity,'" mocked Edge, imitating Sans.
"now you've pissed me off."
"BAD TOOOOOOM!" Neither of them were paying attention, again, and Saness had run around the corner right towards them. A giant Tom head appeared in the skinny hallway, pointed at both Sanses.
The Tom's mouth opened and launched the beam towards them, but Ink had appeared in front of the two, blocking the blast with a transparent blue paint shield. He grunted and grimaced as he pushed against the blast, the shield reflecting the light of the Bad Tom Blaster.
He turned to them, annoyed.
"If you two don't STOP fighting, this whole damn place is going to fall apart. Do you hear me?"
Dream appeared on the top of the tom blaster, causing it to look up, confused. He whacked it with his dream staff, making it disappear.
Edge shoved Sans, causing him to stumble a couple feet.
"It's your fucking fault we got into this shit."
"mine? why would it be mine?"
"STOP FIGHTING GUYS, PLEASE!"
"You got in the way of shit, Sans."
"you stepped on my head." Ink turned again.
"Guys-" The shield disappeared, and Ink was hit directly by a bone from Saness and careened into the wall, causing a few bricks to fall. Sans and Edge were head to head now.
"hey, we gotta stop this, otherwise we're endangering everyone here." Edge laughed then grabbed Sans by the head and threw him into the black wall.
"Fine, then I'll deal with it." He resummoned his bone combat knife and ran up towards Saness. Sans, his patience worn thin, stood up and teleported in front of him.
"i'm done fucking with you edge." He summoned a Gaster Blaster and shot straight at Edge, who nervously ducked to dodge the blast.
Everyone watched slowly as the beam of light neared the glowing reactor core, their eyes all shrinking.
"well…" The beam struck the core, causing everyone to float in the air. Dream, who had in the meantime bound Saness in a light rope, floated by.
"Welp, we're dead now." Ink glided, holding his torso where the bone struck him, and stared right at the two shocked Sanses.
"Well, what did I say?! You two wouldn't stop fighting, and now look. The place is going down."
Blue pointed out the glass door.
"HEY, WHAT'S THAT?!" They watched as Engineer!Sans barreled through the door, laying on a beach chair sipping beers, chuckling as he neared the reactor core.
"Y'all stop bickerin', I'll handle this." He flew off his floating rocket chair and pulled out his wrench and a piece of metal, as well as a blueprint. He adjusted the blueprint and turned it around.
"Hmm…let's try this."
Ink, who had went outside the reactor core to check something, flew back in, frightened.
"WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE GROUND!" he shouted.
"And…pow." Engineer Sans whacked the core with his wrench, causing the entire building to shake. Fortunately, the reactor core turned back on and everyone hit the ground with a loud crack.
"Looks like that's another problem solved." Engineer!Sans jumped back on his rocket chair and slowly exited, the others staring.
"I've had enough social interaction for one day." The door slammed shut as Ink stamped towards Sans and Edge, who were laying on the ground, holding their everything.
"I fucking told you guys TO STOP FIGHTING, and LOOK what you did? You threatened YEARS of hard work."
"uh, sorry-."
"Sans, don't even try to apologize. You're probably going to court for this, and there's nothing we can do about it." Sans and Edge both looked at each other nervously before turning to Ink.
"What the fuck do you mean 'court?'"
"aw shit, not the sans court."
"Yes the Sans court," laughed Ink, holding his paintbrush as a walking stick.
"but i have a position on that court-."
"Anyhow Sans, I'm not the one charging you." The glass doors burst open again (someone should just get rid of them) and a bunch of Police Sanses ran in and pointed pistols with Gaster Blaster barrels.
"Put your hands up! You're under arrest!" shouted one of the officers.
Sans and Edge both looked at the officers.
Edge stood up and laughed.
"Or else what? Are you going to shoot me officer?!" One of the police shot his pistol, grazing Edge's hood.
"And that was a warning shot kiddo. You better stay in line or the next one is aimed right at your forehead."
Edge gulped. The officers handcuffed Sans and Edge and led them out of the room, while Dream dragged Saness all the way back to a portal to be kicked back to his own dimension. Sans could hear all the outraged screams of other Sanses as the police escorted them to Sans jail. He chuckled and shrugged his shoulders.
"This is all on you, Sans," muttered Edge. "If we get fucking executed I'm blaming it all on you." Sans rolled his eyes.
"MWEH! DON'T GET TOO MUCH IN TROUBLE LAZY ME!"
"eh, whatever. this is all in a days work anyways." The officers led them into the giant blue Sans Police building and the door shut behind them, locking them away until their trial.
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter of Sans, Sans, and Sans. If you liked this story or have constructive criticism for me, please let me know.
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See ya next time!
-Blox
