This fanfic is about Borderlands 2.
It will be told in the POV of my OC, Terra.
It will contain lesbianism, possible lemon, cussing, violence, gore, blood, and character death.
With all of this out of the way, let's get started.
Chapter 8
I then contacted Angel via Phase Shifting and she immediately answered, Jack not being around at all. "Hi, Terra... can I talk to you with my phase shifting instead?" Angel asked. "That's what I planned on," I smiled as I stopped Phase Shifting and Angel began to talk to me from my Echo communicator. "Okay, so what do you need me for?" Angel asked. "I want to know how I'm going to become Handsome Jackass. What do I need to do?" I asked. "Well, first, go to Jack's city of Opportunity. It's at the southwestern bridge of the Highlands," Angel explained. "Okay, I'll just warp myself there," I smiled as I warped my body with my Siren powers and appeared at the front steps of a very futuristic-looking city filled with the Hyperion symbol on nearly everything I saw.
"In order to fool the computer into thinking you're Handsome Jack, you'll need to pass a Bio Scan and a voice recognition password. In Opportunity, you'll find one of Jack's various body double robots that he uses to make videos in Opportunity in his place. I'll mark his location on your map," Angel said as I suddenly got a waypoint on the map, it pointing to a specific area of Opportunity, in the middle of what looked to be a large shopping area that would be used in the future. "Understood," I smiled at her as I then walked a bit forward and noticed something that I just had to mess up. "Hmm... giant statue of Jack looking tall and proud, huh? I think that this could be refurbished into something much funnier," I smiled as I focused my powers into the gold while a camera on the wall watched my every movement. It was only a matter of time until Jack got on the horn.
"Okay, seriously? Vandalism? That's just so stupid... wait... what are you doing to the statue?" I heard Jack say in my Echo. "Simply changing it into something more fitting to your crimes," I smiled as I contorted the statue to now look like Jack putting a knife in a certain Siren's neck. A Siren he knew more than any other. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" he exclaimed at me. "Whenever Angel contacted me before, Jack, I didn't see any holograms. I saw her for what she truly is. She is a Siren that is so pale and sickly from all the Eridium you've pumped into her, she's now unable to survive if she ever runs out," I frowned at him. "I WOULD NEVER KILL MY LITTLE ANGEL!" Jack exclaimed. "You killed her long ago. And only I can save her from her torture. Wanna know how?" I asked him. "If you so much as even attempt to get to Angel, you will die," Jack growled at me. "But do you want me to tell you how I'd save her if I decided to go to her?" I frowned at him.
"Let me guess. You're going to separate her from her Eridium so that she dies," Jack growled at me. "Close, but no. I'm going to separate her from the Eridium, but, with my Siren powers that apply to only myself, I will extract all the Eridium that is inside of Angel's bloodstream, causing her to be independent from the horrid substance. And then, I'm taking her to fight you," I frowned at him, Jack looking upset by my statement, but not looking at me with fury as I expected. "I'm not going to kill a kid, Jack. Unlike you, who has murdered hundreds of millions of innocent men, women, children, and animals, I only kill those that have blood on their hands. You have the most blood of any human being on Pandora, all because of your sick quest for money and power. Angel may have looked up to you at one point, Jack, but not anymore. Not after what you've done to her and everyone else on Pandora," I frowned at him.
Jack frowned at me and then cut the connection as I found a body double in question and saw that he looked almost exactly like Handsome Jack... the only thing being different is that his face wasn't holding a mask. I immediately killed him with a piece of metal that I conjured out of the wall, puncturing the robot right through the skull. "Okay, now pick up the pocket watch that the body double is wearing. Once you have it on you, you will be able to trick the computer to think that you are Handsome Jack," Angel said, me surprised at how a pocket watch could do something like that. I did so and was shocked to see that my body changed to look exactly like what the Jack clone looked like when I placed it in my pocket, which made me a bit uneasy. "It also records voices. There are numerous info kiosks around Opportunity. Record Jack's voice from all of them and then upload the voices to me so I can make the pocket watch a voice modulation device," Angel said to me. "Understood," I smiled as I took the watch out of my pocket and approached the nearest kiosk in the area, pushing a button on the watch before I listened to Jack's awful voice and ramblings. "Hey kids! Do you know how much it cost for your parents to move to Opportunity? Literally nothing! I pay for your homes and food and medicine! Now always remember to love your parents, but love me even more," Jack said, the pocket watch recording it until I pushed a button to turn it off, me amazed at his denseness. "He loves to hear his own lips flap," I smiled to myself as I then found another statue by another info kiosk, me changing this statue to look like he was choking a puppy, which got him on the horn immediately after I did so.
"You are such a jackass," Jack growled at me. "Hehe, I think it's quite a likeness," I smirked at him as I then cut the connection and listened to the info kiosk, using the pocket watch to record the message. I did the same for the other kiosks (there were 5 in total) and upon collecting all the voice samples, Angel then gave me a waypoint on my map to go to an underground area of Opportunity.
Once I got there (as well as having to kill a couple robots and some Hyperion goons that tried to shoot at me... good thing I had a strong shield and they had no shock weapons), I came upon the room and saw the source of the waypoint being a strange computer. "Hook on the pocket watch to the computer, quickly," Angel said to me. I did just that and pushed the button, waiting for our teamwork to be fulfilled. "I'm receiving the data... now to turn the watch into a voice modulator..." Angel smiled as I saw the pocket watch change in color from white and blue to blue and yellow. "Okay, sadly, you'll have Handsome Jack's voice whenever you have that in your pocket. So be careful when you return to Sanctuary, okay?" Angel smiled. I then put it in my pocket and, after I turned into Handsome Jack, I started to test out the voice.
"Testing testing, one two, one two... great, now I sound like the biggest douche bag on Pandora," I smirked as I then took the watch out of my pocket and proceeded on my way to a Fast Travel station... but not before I saw something horrifying. I saw Angel contacting me, but she was getting zapped with electricity of purple and blue lights! She groaned in agony as I then got a message from Jack. "You seriously thought you could hide from me, Angel? You really thought that? Now say goodbye to the bitch. Say it," Jack growled at Angel. "You know what, Jack? FUCK YOU!" I heard Angel cuss, making me gasp at her sudden swear as well as Jack looking surprised as well.
"What did you just say? I told you not to swear!" Jack exclaimed. "JACK! DON'T YOU DARE HURT ANGIE! IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HER, I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE STALKERS!" I exclaimed at him in fury, my pocket watch not in my pocket while I did so. Jack looked surprised at my voice, but he stopped talking to Angel all the same. "Why do you care about my daughter so much anyways? You barely know her, so why would you care about her safety? You're nothing but a bandit," Jack said to me. "Um, EXCUSE MOI!? I've yet to steal a single thing from anybody and have only killed people that tried to shoot me first! Meanwhile, you kidnap people to test Eridium on them, killed thousands of innocent people that didn't even do anything wrong, and you are killing your own motherfucking daughter with Eridium! YOU are the bandit! NOT ME!" I exclaimed at him as I then took matters into my own hands as I looked at Opportunity and smiled devilishly. "Here's how it's going to play out, Jack... either you leave Angel alone and stop hurting her, or I level this city with my powers over metal and rock. Your choice," I frowned at him.
Jack looked stunned at this and looked to be contemplating one over the other. "Y-You can't be serious, right? That city is my crowning achievement!" Jack said with a frown. "It's a lie is what it is. So leave Angel alone or I destroy this entire city," I growled at him. "OKAY! I'll leave Angel alone! But you better not do anything that will harm or kill her, you hear me?!" Jack exclaimed. "I'm not going to hurt her, nor will I kill her. I already told you. I'm going to save her," I frowned at him as I cut the connection as I got in the Fast Travel network, me appearing in Sanctuary and walking towards Roland and the others in the HQ. "Did you do your job?" Roland asked me as I noticed another person there I didn't recognize... him being a giant man with hulking biceps and a whole lot of scars on him.
"Yes I did. Don't hurt me when I do this," I smiled at them as I put the watch in my pocket and I immediately transformed into Handsome Jack, them looking impressed with the results. "Duh, I'm an ugly piece of filth and everybody loves me!" I said like an imbecile using Jack's voice, everyone laughing when I did that, especially Tiny Tina. "Anyways, this is Brick, the Slab King. His bandits in Thousand Cuts will provide aerial support for the Bunker," Roland said. "Okay then, let's go over our duties now," I smirked.
