Chapter 22: Three's a Crowd

Adrian and Damon were just making their way to the ORC when the latter decided to pester Adrian.

"So have you picked between Rias or Asia yet?" Adrian rolled his eyes at the question.

"I already told you, I'm not picking between the two!" Now it was Damons' turn to roll his eyes.

"You've been biding your time with both of them for a while now, kissed Rias, pretty sure you kissed Asia too, so are you gonna do anything more than that? Or are you just gonna-?" He stopped, as an idea formed in his head, with Adrian practically reading his mind,

"Don't you fucking dare say it!" Damons' grin grew, and he cackled loudly,

"You're trying to set up a fucking threesome with Rias and Asia, aren't you motherfucker?!" Adrian groaned, and turned to the former devil hunter,

"Damon, I'm pretty sure neither one would be down for the idea, as hot as it would be, NOR WAS THAT EVER my intention."

"Ya never know until you ask," said Damon, wearing a smug grin.

"I'm not going to ask them to have a threesome with me!" Adrian said, his nerves already stepped on by Damon.

"Fine, I'll ask for you!" And with that, Damon sprinted the rest of the way to the ORC, with Adrian desperately trying to catch up. Soon both of them were at the door to the ORC, and they both slammed through, only to see Asia healing a beaten Issei, a clearly angered Koneko seated on the couch, Akeno setting out a tray of teacups, and Rias casting a look of disbelief at Issei. Both Adrian and Damon stopped, and looked about in confusion.

"Uh...what happened?" Asked Damon. Koneko casted a glare towards Damon, yet the glare itself wasn't meant for him.

"Issei and his friends were peeping in the girls changing room, this time actually hiding in one of the lockers," explained Koneko. Adrian then shot a glare of his own at Issei,

"Still peeping, are we?" Issei then paled,

"What? My friends invited me, I didn't want to be rude," he said, attempting to weasel his way out of the situation. This attempt was in vain as he was instantly punched in the face by Damon, a serious scowl on his face as Issei was propelled to the floor.

"It's one thing for a girl to show herself off, but it's another to go out of your way to see a girl in private." He turned to Koneko, "He didn't peek at you, did he?" Koneko kept her glare up, now looking at Issei,

"I think he caught a glimpse of me, yes." Damon then reacted with lightning speed, and brought the bridge of his foot across Isseis' side, making him roll onto his side, and repeating the kick to the base of his spine, making him shout out loud,

"Stop peeping at girls in the locker room!" He stomped on Isseis' face, feeling jaw bone crack, "Stop peeping at girls in the locker room!!" He then crouched next to Issei, the perverts eyes wide with fear, and spoke more calmly, "Stop peeping at girls in the locker room." He then stood up, looking at the other present members, all but Koneko wearing looks of surprise, "Do you all think I made the message clear enough?" Heads nodded around the room, except for Koneko,

"I think he needs to hear it better," she said in her usual tone. Issei stumbled to his feet, looking at Koneko, pleading for mercy with his eyes as he couldn't move his jaw. He couldn't plead for long, as Damon swung a steel folding chair from out of nowhere down on Isseis' head, making him fall back onto the floor face first, and continued to pummel him with the chair with each beat of his sentence,

"THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS! WHEN YOU PEEP! IN THE GIRLS! LOCKER ROOM!" He then smashed the steel chair onto the floor with a roar, and finally exhaled a deep breath,

"Where the hell did you get the chair?" Asked Adrian.

"I found it," said Damon, being obscure about the subject, "but hey, were you going to ask Rias and Asia about the one thing or no?"

"Damon...!" Adrian warned, but it was too late.

"Ask us about what?" Wondered Asia out loud.

"If there is something you wish to ask, you only need to do so," said Rias, curious as to what Damon and Adrian were up to. Damon smiled,

"Adrian wants to know..."

"Don't do it!" Interrupted Adrian.

"If you and Asia..."

"Don't say it!"

"Would be willing..."

"I'll beat your ass!"

"To have a-!" Damon could say no more as Adrian dove for him, pinning him to the floor and covering his mouth.

"You finish that sentence, I will tie a knot in your neck!" Adrian felt his palm growing wet, and yanked his hand away, "Sonuvabitch, he licked me!"

"He wants to know if you'll have a threeway with him!" Damon rambled off in one breath, leaving Adrian to punch him in the face while he was still pinned.

"Is this true?" Asked Rias, more curious than angry. Adrian took a deep breath, looked down at Damon, who was barely containing his laughter, punched him right on the nose, and stood up.

"I was not. Damon was only saying that since I still can't choose between you and Asia." Asia was quiet after she healed Issei, and raised her hand as if she were still in class, making Adrian raise an eyebrow, "Yes, Asia?"

"What's a threeway? I think I heard Matsuda and Motohama mentioning a devils threeway with me before, but I wasn't sure what it was." Adrian made a mental note to beat down the perverted duo later.

"Okay," he began, pinching the bridge of his nose, "I'm about to explain a threeway to a nun," he said to himself. He released the bride of his nose, "A threeway...is where two people of the same gender (in this case two females), SHARE someone (also in this case, one male)." Asia stared at him blankly, and Adrian made it clearer, "SHARE someone sexually." Her eyes widened, her jaw dropped, and her face flushed bright pink. Rias giggled at Adrians' explaining of the term, and approached Adrian.

"But you weren't planning on setting one up?" She asked to be clear.

"No I wasn't," answered Adrian honestly.

"Do you want to?" Rias asked, a mischievous smirk. Adrians' eyes widened,

"I'm sorry?"

"Do you want to have a threeway with me and Asia?"

"Is this a trick question?"

"It's a serious one," said Rias. Adrian paused, seeing all eyes were on him, and cleared his throat.

"Well...speaking as a guy, it would be hot. But I know that the likelihood of that happening are slim to none, due to me being too..." he paused to think of the right word, "concerned, about breaking one or the others heart." Rias smiled once again at her pawn,

"Adrian, you never cease to amaze me, you know that?" Adrian smiled, as did Asia and the rest, except for Damon and Koneko,

"So is he getting the threesome or not?" Asked Damon.

After a Hammer Fist to Damons' jaw, and a healing from Asia, the club members except for Akeno and Rias took their leave for the night. Once everyone was in their respective homes, Adrian reclined in his bed, exhausted.

Holy fuck, between Isseis' perversion and Damons' mouth, it's a miracle I'm still sane, Adrian thought to himself, degenerating his clothes and walking to the bathroom. He opened the door, and was shocked to see Asia, buck nude, looking over her shoulder at him, seeing he was nude as well. Both yelped, and Asia turned back around as Adrian morphed a towel across his lower half,

"Sorry! Sorry, I should have knocked first!" He turned to leave, but felt his arm grabbed, and saw Asia had him, without even turning around.

"Um, I'm sorry!" Squeaked Asia, "I've...never seen...a mans'...you know...THING before, I'm sorry!"

"I should be the one apologizing," said Adrian, "I barged in without knocking, or making sure the room wasn't occupied first."

"Well...should we make the most of it?" Asked Asia, rising to her feet. Adrian tilted his head, keeping his eyes forward to keep from looking at her,

"You...want me to stay? Are you sure?"

"I'm sure you've heard it before," began Asia, "they say taking a bath together can bring people a lot closer." Adrian turned slightly, enough to keep his eyes averted from her,

"Just how close do you want to be?"

"...Close enough to...better understand you! They say taking a bath together is supposed to help people understand each other!" Adrian raised his eyebrows, unsure of her logic. Asia then turned around, and hugged Adrian from behind, "I just want to understand you, on a deeper level!" Adrians' heart beat faster and faster as he felt Asias' breasts press against his back, and with every ounce of willpower in him, he turned around and faced Asia, having her step back, and kept his eyes locked on hers.

"Asia, there is more to being close to someone than just being naked around each other," he said, "but if you want to understand me more, just talk to me, that's all you have to do." He then gave her a smile, "If you wish to be intimate, however, I could leave you with this," he then cupped her face with his hands, and pressed his lips to hers, both of them slowly wrapping their arms around each other...

"Asia, I got those towels you wanted-!" Katrina stopped speaking once she saw Adrian and Asia break from their lip lock, both casting her sheepish looks, and her surprise turned into a chuckle, and eventually a laugh, making them both smile and blush out of embarrassment.

Soon Adrian was back in his own bed, dressed and ready to sleep,

"Okay, I really need to get my head on straight," he said to himself, "If Rias saw that, she might blow a fuse!" Adrian shook his head, "Hold up! Rias already understands that I couldn't pick between her and Asia, so maybe I can just play my hand just right the next time I see her." He sighed deeply, "I just hope that bit earlier doesn't make me count as a cheater." A red magic circle appeared in his room, gaining his surprise, and out of the circle appeared Rias,

"Rias? Is everything alright?" Asked Adrian, seeing Rias hold an expression he was not familiar with,

"Adrian..." she lept into the bed, straddling his midsection and holding onto his shoulders, "I know this is rushed, but you HAVE to take me!" Adrian blinked,

"'Take' you?"

"I need you to take my virginity, and I need you to do it now!"

A/N: So I may have lied about Big Bird showing up, but if he doesn't show up next chapter, it will be the one after for sure.