She couldn't believe this, she had believed Q when he said having his powers back wouldn't cause any problems on Voyager and now this was the third time this week she had to go and reprimand him for 'misbehaving'. She understood Q wasn't an official member of her crew anymore, pulling rank wouldn't work but maybe if she pulled the fiancee card he would at least listen. Walking into cargo bay two with Seven following behind her Kathryn put her hands up on her hips and growled at him, "Q put Seven back to normal."

He turned on his heels with a little smile on his face. "Normal? Huh, if you called that 'normal'. You should be saying thank you Seven." The Borg remained partially hidden behind the captain, her hand covering the side of her face where her borg implant had been. "I understand you might consider this to be better but have you ever stopped to consider what Seven might want?"

"She wanted to stay a borg for the rest of her life? That seems silly." He crossed his arms over his chest. "Under appreciated, once again. Figures, any time I do something nice I get yelled at for it."

"Nice? You mutilated me." Seven stepped out and lowering her hand to show she had no borg implants left. Seven couldn't help but burst uncontrollably out into laughter, clearly distressed that she couldn't stop.

"I made you human again, you are welcome." He paused giving a sheepish smile. "And improved your personality." Janeway was glaring holes through him, if he didn't 'surrender' soon he was going to be in the dog house again. "Come on Captain admit it, she's better that way."

Seven covered her mouth as she continued to let out bouts of girlish giggles. Getting herself under control for a moment she took in a deep breath. "It isn't right, I have a right to my own individuality even if you do not agree with it." She broke into laughter again shaking her head to regain control. "It's embarrassing."

"Q." Kathryn yelled at him again as he rolled his eyes.

"Fine." Snapping his fingers Seven giggle fits had ended, her borg nodes back in place. "Happy now?" Q sneered waving his hand off to the side to mimic a Gennie who had just served it's master well.

Kathryn turned to Seven nodding her head. "If you don't mind I would like to talk to Q for a moment, you can return to astrometrics."

Pulling her arms behind her back she nodded her head. "Very well. Emily asked that i show her the pulsars from our last spacial grid location." She turned back to glare at Q. "Good luck Captain."

Q stuck his nose up in the air as Seven walked off with that same dull personality no one liked. It was no wonder crew members didn't like her, she had all the spark of a Neelix's fish stew. "Q." He jumped hearing her yell once more.

"I fixed her what more do you want?"

Kathryn walked forward, her hands still firmly fixed on her hips. "How dare you, after you assured me you would behave yourself, you promised me you wouldn't cause any trouble on this ship."

"I was only trying to..." He was cut off when Janeway raised a hand to let him know she didn't want to hear it.

"You promised me Q and you broke that promise. This isn't the first time you have done this either. First you turn my first officer into a dog." Q tried to hide his little smirk but it was almost impossible. "Then you turn engineering into a three ring circus."

Q interrupted her now wanting to clarify one thing. "You asked for repairs in an hour, something that would take three so i speed them up."

Janeway made it clear she didn't want to hear his excuses. The whole crew in engineering spent three hours in sickbay after his little time lapsed speed up trick. "And now this. Q, you have deliberately disobeyed me and put my crew at risk. I can't have that aboard my ship."

He stepped closer to her grabbing her shoulders and shaking her lightly. "I was trying to help you."

"Then stop trying to help me." She stepped a little closer to him looking rather intimidating for someone shorter than him and mortal. "Don't make me have to throw you off my ship Q. You know I don't want to but I can set aside my own feelings for the good of my crew."

"And you can't actually throw me off the ship." Had he just kept his mouth shut he could have avoided the rest of this fight but Q despite all his intelligence wasn't known for being quiet and admitting defeat. He didn't know what was worse, that look of utter shock and rage or that shimmer of hurt in her eyes. He noticed a little too late the damage he had caused her whens he turned away partially walking away from him before turning around.

"Get off my ship." Q ran after her grabbing her arm and swinging her back around. She wasn't too pleased with his attempt to talk to her again but Q knew she could be hasty about the choices she made. It wasn't like this was the first time she tried throwing him off the ship. She even locked him in the brig before.

"I don't think so."

"You bastard." She raised her hand to slap him but Q was quick to catch it, thank god too. Kathy had never tried to slap him before, she was very good at restraining herself and as much as he deserved it he wasn't about to let her strike him. No sooner had he caught her wrist a flash of light went over them both making them take pause.

"Mom, dad, please stop fighting." A familiar voice called out. Both of them turned their attention to the Q sitting on the crates in the cargo bay. None other than Q's best friend. "I hate it when you two fight, it hurts me it really does. And I was really hoping we had learned out lessons, apparently I was wrong. Good thing I came in time because this marriage of yours is starting off really sad."

"We are hardly married, not until Q can improve himself enough so I can trust him." Janeway said without skipping a beat. Of course it wasn't until after the words had left her mouth that that she noticed something was wrong. Her voice wasn't suppose to sound like that. "What the hell happened to my voice." She stepped back only realizing then as she went to look at Q but saw herself. "What?" Her voice was a little breathy now, that look of utter shock crossing both her face and Q's.

Q looked up at Janeway, a new experience for him or more so he looked up at himself. Glancing down he let out a girly scream which wasn't so out of the question. His hands falling to the first place they would have, right on top of Janeway's breasts...his breasts? "I have bosoms." He gasped sounding a little disturbed. Running his hands down his side he finally grabbed his ass with a cocky little smile. "And a nice little firm derriere."

Janeway stood there with her mouth open a little disturbed herself as she watched Q ran his...or her...hands over her body. As if she didn't have to deal with that enough when they were in the correct body. "Stop that." Janeway looked back to the other Q clearly pissed but not quite as threatening as she usually was. "Change us back, right now."

"I'm sorry but I can't do that, as your official marriage counselor I have to let this experiment run out till it's end."

"Experiment, is that what this is to you?" She growled and turned back to look at her Q, herself, this was weird. "Q turn us back." She ordered. Despite being mildly distracted with copping a feel of himself he turned back to her and snapped his fingers. Nothing. Much like Q had done in the past he snapped them a few more times juts in case but nothing. The Q on the crates started up again laughing as he leaned over on himself and sucked in quick breaths to point out how funny this was to him. "What did you do."

"Nothing, but Q is you, you don't have powers Captain Janeway."

"Then turn us back, no." She hissed.

"I already told you I can't, you have to let this go to the end."

"How long will that take?" Q chimed in sounding concerned himself now that he realized he was mortal again.

"Well, that depends on you." The other Q sassed before turning his attention to Q. Snapping his fingers he reappeared by Q's side and took his hand or more so Janeways hand? Kissing the top of it the Q gave a devilish grin not much different than that which Q himself always gave Janeway. "I never thought I would say this to you Q but, would you like to maybe get lunch or dinner with me some time? I never thought you could end up with such a shapely form, I know we are old friends and all but..."

Q pulled his hand free from the other Q and looked him over with a look of disgust. "Absolutely not, what do you take me for some cheap tart?" It was weird seeing him in her body, she was just happy he was doing a good job keeping it 'safe' from this Q.

"Oh a feisty girl playing hard to get, I li..."

Janeway snapped her fingers, Q's fingers, whoever, whatever, it didn't matter. What did was when she snapped her fingers the other Q had vanished leaving Q to jump up rather excited. "You can use my powers. Quick turn us back."

Janeway felt a rush of excitement as she turned back to him, "Alright." She paused. "I don't know how." If she could it would have been the first thing she would do. As much as Q might have had fun feeling up his 'new' body she wasn't enjoying being in his. It was rather uncomfortable and not because he had a male body but because she felt like her head was filled with a million things, more than it normally was. Not only that but the 'vastness' of his being was starting to feel like a horrible high. At least he could cope better, he had been mortal before, she had never been a Q once in her life and she wasn't like this feeling.

"That can be a problem." He commented walking back up to her. "And I can't believe you were going to slap me."

"You asked for it." She put her hands on her hips, or his hips.

"Captain we need you on the bridge." Chakotay's voice came from over the com.

"Great, now what?" Janeway spoke up.

"You heard them, you are need on the bridge." Q responded.

"Like hell I am going on the bridge in your body." She slid her hands off her hips and let them hang beside her, nodding her head at him. "You'll have to go on the bridge."

"Me?" Q nearly tapped his com badge.

"You are the captain remember, besides you always say my job is so easy, if it's so easy then you shouldn't have a problem." She got a cocky smile on her face making Q feel a little uncomfortable. Here he was thinking that cocky smile of his was a one way ticket to winning girls over but seeing it from her point of view now he knew it made him sort of want to slap himself.

"Fine." He crossed his arms over his chest jumping a little when he had to move them just under his bust. Having breasts was a little less exciting than he thought it would be. "But you are coming with me...Q." He leaned forward a little, it was strange having to look up at himself. He didn't like being 'short'. Not that Kathy was short for a woman, she was juts a little too short for him. After all, Kathy liked her men to be taller.

"If it stops you from putting your hands on my 'little firm derriere'."

Q smiled and shrugged. "Well, Kathy I can't help it. You know there are two things that make me feel like a prepubescent boy, your smile and your 'little firm derriere'." She rolled her eyes at him. "By the way, when you got rid of Q, did you do it because you didn't want him touching this lovely body of yours or was it because you got a little jealous?"

For a moment she betrayed herself with a little flicker in her now much darker eyes. Damn, he missed looking at her pretty soft blue eyes. He guessed he could look in a mirror for that but it wouldn't be the same. This better not last for too long. "That doesn't concern you right now 'captain' your crew is waiting for you."

Q walked onto the bridge feeling strangely out of place for the first time, normally he sauntered out onto the bridge knowing Kathryn was the one who wore the big pants around here. Today he felt out of place, maybe it was the fact he was in Kathryn's body rather than his own. At least he was taking some advantage to his situation. Maybe he wasn't Starfleet appropriate but he was certainly not afraid to flaunt what Kathryn's mama had given him. His slate blue undershirt had been removed and his jacket left undone enough to show off more cleavage. Why the captain didn't use her looks to her advantage was beyond him. Q certainly had never held back at using his charms. How else would he have won over the lovely Kathryn Janeway? Walking to the captains seat he looked over at Chakotay catching the man glancing over to him and then pausing, nearly choking on his next breath.

"Ah Captain, are you feeling alright?"

"Never better." Q spoke up sitting down in the captains seat. "Why do you ask?"

"You just ah...you look a little different." Suddenly Q realized he was actually really happy Kathryn didn't use her looks to her advantage. He would have to slap that look off Chakotay's face later, right now he had captaining to do.

"Report?" Q spoke up pausing a moment. He was still feeling out of place. "I mean, what did you need me for?" A flash of light turned everyone's attention to Q or better known as Janeway now who had a look of accomplishment on his/her face.

"Oh look at that." She said glancing around the bridge. "I finally got it right." She was looking rather proud of herself, getting the hang of Q abilities wasn't an easy feat but she was managing it from the looks of it.

Q looked back to Chakotay just wanting to know what was needed of him so he could get it done and they could go back to trying to get into the right bodies again. "Please Chakotay, continue."

"Captain we found a J class planet that seems to have an M class planet at it's core, I thought you might like to take a closer look at it. See what causes the phenomenon."

Q sat in the big chair trying to think of what Kathryn would do. "Sure, yeah lets do that, lets take a look at it. Send some away teams and stuff."

"Captain? Are you sure you feel alright?"

Q nodded his head. "I feel fine."

"Alright, once you decide who to put on the away teams I'll let them know."

"Oh yeah." Q forgot normally Kathryn put together the away teams. Looked like he was going to have some homework tonight. "I'll get them to you tomorrow morning, is that enough time to brief the away teams?"

"That should be fine." Suddenly Q didn't hate Chakotay so much, he was rather comforted by the man, he had a very pleasant voice and tone. Made Q feel like he was more than component to play captain. He even caught himself smiling at Chakotay a little only to look over and see Janeway giving him the look.

"Captain Janeway." A voice cam over the com system again making Q jump a little.

"Yes." Q responded tapping his com badge. "This is Captain Janeway." Kathryn would never respond with that but he was trying to make a point.

"Ensign Wildman, I think Amelia needs you." Q jumped out of the captains seat faster than humanly possible and realized he had pulled a muscle in his leg, leg cramp.

"I'll be right there." Q responded tapping his badge again and limping towards the door.

"Captain are you alright?" Chakotay asked again as Q moved a little like a cripple.

"Just a...what do you call them? A charlie Horse? Q will help me, won't you Q." He glanced back at Janeway who had just been sitting by quietly observing.

"Of course I will, when I'm not being a total jerk I'm normally trying to help out the love of my life right?"

Q grimaced, really? She was making him look bad, IN FRONT of Chakotay. Kathryn walked up to Q easily picking him up off the ground and making Q flail his arms a little angrily. "Hey." he yelled as she carried him over to the turbo lift. "A little excessive much?" Now he could understand how much he hated it when he picked her up and threw her over his shoulder to take her to sickbay for a check up of physical. Wasn't so fun being manhandled even if it was for the best of intentions. When the doors of the tubro lift had shut behind then Kathy finally sat him down watching as Q fixed his shirt and grumbled.

"Not so nice when you are the one being carried around."

He pointed at her finding it hard to yell at 'himself'. Why was he yelling at all, why was he even upset? Oh that's right, she had promised to help him and had she? No, she had let him down. "I thought you said you were going to assist me up there."

"I did." She paused looking back at him and frowning. Snapping her fingers the slate blue undershirt appeared beneath Q's uniform to cover her body up a little more. "Better, anyways I said I would but to be honest you didn't need any help. In fact I was a little proud of you even." Q smiled feeling rather excited to have her actually say she was proud of him. "Of course next time you walk onto the bridge you might want to follow Starfleet regulations better when it comes to your uniform."

Q ran his hands over her chest again making her feel uncomfortable. Could he stop groping her body for a minute? "And you should really take more pride in your looks Kathy, you could easily compete with Seven if you dressed up for it."

Janeway crossed her arms behind her back and nodded her head, she still wasn't use to being this taller figure. "My intentions are not to compete with anyone. My intentions are to run my ship." She hadn't ever been the sort of woman who went out of her way to appear attractive for men, if her personality wasn't what attracted them to her then they weren't worth it. Luckily it had been her personality that caught Q's attention first. "Besides, I thought I dressed up nice for our 'date'."

Q nodded his head with a little smile on his face, her face? It didn't look right having one of Q's cocky grins on Janeway's face, it looked a little spooky actually. "Oh yeah, you looked...yup." At least she had kept her word to set aside a day every week for their 'date' night. That was more than he could say for himself, he hadn't kept his word entirely to her. Crossing his arms over his chest again he looked down at his feet and grimaced a little. "So what do you think is wrong with Amelia?"

"It's close to twelve hundred hours correct?"

"I think so." Q added nodding 'her' head.

"Nothing, she's just hungry." 'He' spoke matter of factly.

Q took it as is and nodded his head as well. "Oh, alright." Finally he paused wondering what fresh hell was upon him at last, his attention turning back to the tall, dark, and handsome figure of himself. "Seriously?" His voice became a little more strained. "Quick change us back, just try, worse comes to worse we both end up half way across the galaxy again and you get us home." He was starting to sound more and more distressed as the turbo lift was heading for it's destination. Q was tempted to yell for it to stop but couldn't muster up the words. "But...isn't she eating food now? I mean she got her first tooth."

"Oh believe me, I know." She reminded him. "And she's only starting to eat pureed food but she still gets breastfed about six or seven times a day."

"What? Seriously?" He looked rather shocked by that. "I feed her pureed food about three times a day though."

"Yes Q, she's not a cat, have you noticed yet that human babies grow at an alarming rate? She's more than doubled in size and weight since she was born." That was easy to say since Amelia had been small enough to almost fit in the palm of his hand since the day she was born and now she could actually be considered 'heavy'. Holding her for long periods of time made your arms tired, luckily not for him anymore. Aside from the fact he was no in Kathy's body and not the way he wanted to be.

"I could just give her a bottle though right?" Q asked touching his chest again.

"Wouldn't that be easy?" Q nodded his head in agreement. "But when has Amelia ever been easy?" He also had to agree with that. "I'm afraid to leave you alone tonight...if you could just stop groping me." For a second she had thought being in the others bodies that Q would stop touching her, it only made him worse. "Besides if you don't you'll be paying for it later, believe me if I was the one lactating I would be more than happy to feed her for you but." Finally for the first time did she have the upper hand on him? "Good luck Q." The look on his face was good enough for her right now, even if she was trapped in his body and slightly miserable herself. He finally got a good look at her life.

"Thanks Kathy, you are such a charming sweetheart...and a jerk. I think you have been in my body for a little too long." No really, she was starting to pick up on a little of that Q 'personality'. How the hell had he ever managed to win her over with such a winning personality? Even he was a little annoyed with her or himself, or whoever right now. He liked to think he wasn't that much of an ass to her. Most of what he did was honestly him trying to help her out, this arrangement seemed to be a one way punishment. Leave it to 'Q' to do that to him.