Jungle Gem
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
AN: This chapter is a gift to MysterD47 for doing my challenge.
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"I'M GONNA KILL YOU BRAT!"
Screamed Jasper as she chased after the children! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Connie, she then turns to the surprisingly calm Steven. "Why aren't you screaming?!" She demanded.
Steven shrugged. "I find that it doesn't really help, just hurts the throat. Steven then gets an idea, he quickly grabs Connie and soars through the sky!
"YOU CAN FLY!?" Shouts a surprised Connie. "Nope! Just jump good!" Shouts Steven happily as he lands on top of a tall tree-
CRASH!
Which Jasper begins to ram. "I'm killing you Steven! Even if it kills me, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!"
Connie and Steven hold on for dear life as the tree shakes. "Why is she so mad at you!?" Shouts Connie.
Steven flustered. "Weeeelll..."
...several years ago...
Steven groans, why did he accept that water drinking dare from Amethyst? Making sure he was far away from the drinking water...he urinates on a bush-
GAH! PTOOIE!
-or at least...what he thought was a bush...
Fortunately Jasper was too busy washing out her mouth to catch Steven...
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Connie turned green and vomited...right over Jasper-
ROAR!
...This did not improve her mood-
CRACK!
The tree falling over didn't improve the children's mood either...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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