Jungle Gem

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Fortunately, the tree landed on Jasper pining him to the ground...but try telling that to Connie's rapidly beating heart.

"I'M GONNA GET YOU! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA GET YOU!" Screamed Jasper as she thrashed under the tree.

Quickly, Steven sweeps a still slightly shell-shocked Connie off her feet and runs as fast he can. While he dose that Connie is FINALLY able to calm down and take a breather...and asses the situation.

...she was naked and being carried by an almost naked boy through the Jungle. She had no idea how to get back home and they were being chased by a talking monster of a tiger.

...all and all Connie was NOT happy. She briefly considered punching the boy in the nads...but then she remembered that the boy did just save her...no matter how annoyed she was...she wasn't ungrateful...

...still...she had her pride. There still needed to be SOME compensation.

She waited for him to slow down, while he was busy looking behind them to check if Jasper was following...while he was distracted, she undid the knot in his loincloth...

Steven, oblivious to this. Began to run again...his loincloth falling off him as it dose...

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Finally Steven put her down, "There! I think were far enough away from her, let's rest!" He plops down...which gives Connie a good 'view'.

He had a nice, tan, muscular rear...but it wasn't his rear that interested her...it was his front...

He was SMALL. His ding dong was the size of a raisin and his nuts were the size of sesame seeds.

Connie giggled, "Feeling cold?" She teased playfully.

Steven shrugged, "nah. I'm pretty hot and sweaty to be honest..."

Connie frowned at this...but tried a different tactic. "I can certainly see why you wanted to wear a loincloth." She again teased.

Steven nodded, "Yeah, the jungle is full of thorny plants. Gotta protect my junk." He says obliviously.

Connie slapped her forehead. "Oh, for the love of- I'M SAYING YOUR NAKED!"

Steven frowns, "Uh, no I'm STEVEN. Remember?"

"No, I mean you lost your loincloth!" She shouted aggravated.

Steven frowned, "Really?" "YES!" She screamed, she triumphantly smirked as he looked down. Expecting him to be as embarrassed as she was...

"Shoot, that was one of my favorites!" he exclaimed...then shrugged? "Oh, well. What can you do?" He said with indifference.

Connie just looked at him dumbstruck, "What?" She asked confused.

Steven suddenly lit up, "Hey! Since were alone and both naked, dose that mean we get to mate now?" He asked curiously.

"WHAT!?" Exclaimed Connie mortified...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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