2Fort, BLU Base
Those last words the Administrator said 'A Freak has entered the fray' startled both teams to a huge extent. The sound of the shotguns clicking, the ominous music pouring from the speakers, and the haunting laugh of a Soldier would be enough to make even the hardiest of fighters shake in their boots. Although one question remained: What does she mean by 'freak'? All of the mercs in BLU base were huddled in the primary spawn room, none of them daring to go out. That is, until the Scout stepped forward.
"I'm not sittin' 'round here anymore while RED has a chance at our briefcase." Scout said. He pulled out his scattershot and proceeded to walk out the doors. Nobody dared to follow him, not even the Soldier. As Scout took a few steps outside, he saw a very frightened RED Soldier run across the balcony, clutching his shotgun tightly against his chest. The Scout ran up to the startled RED mercenary and shot him at point blank range. As the Soldier's body hit the floor, the music seemed to quiet down.
Maybe whatever this 'freak' is, it's probably too scared to face me and my awesomeness. Scout thought. He walked back to the Spawn room, where the others were slowly coming out of the room.
"Come on!" Scout shouted, impatiently. "We've gotta get the briefcase, now that they're one man down!" Without warning, Scout was tackled by a flash of red just as the music became loud and intense. He looked and saw a RED Soldier, much like the one he just killed. Although, his helmet was tilted back with his eyes visible, and had a very ravenous and insane gaze. The demented Soldier made a very wide, yet creepy smile, raised his arm (which made a clicking sound like a shotgun), and smashed Scout's head off with ease. He then proceeded to…
"He's eating him like he's bacon!" Engineer shouted, pointing at the cannibalistic Soldier feasting on his meal. When the Soldier looked up, his face smeared in blood, all of the other mercs screamed and ran throughout the building. During the panic, the Soldier pounced on the Pyro, ripping his arms off with a swift jerk of his neck. Viewing this on the catwalk were a RED Demoman and RED Spy, both with shocked looks on their faces.
"Maybe…" the drunken Scotsman said. "He won't kill us since we're on RED?" After he finished devouring the Pyro's corpse, he turned his gaze to the two RED mercs. He slid on his stomach (all while making shotgun clicks) towards the two men, all while keeping that horrific smile of his. Spy lowered his pistol and reached his hand out to the Soldier, hoping to try and make peace. Instead, the Soldier grabbed Spy's neck and hurled him against a wall, causing him to explode into limbs and flesh. Demoman ran like there was no tomorrow into the BLU Intelligence room. In there were a BLU Heavy, RED Scout, and BLU Engineer, all huddled together in fear.
"What in the name of the Alamo is that thing?!" Engineer sputtered.
"It's a freak-of-nature," Scout shouted. "That's what it is!" Heavy quieted them both as the sounds of shotgun clicks grew closer.
"When we see that Soldier," Heavy whispered. "We kill it until he is dead!" Everyone nodded in agreement, aiming their weapons at the doors. The music began to quiet down for a bit, just like before, and the shotgun clicks suddenly stopped. All of the mercs were frightened, unaware of what would happen next. The silence was instantly broken by the sound of the Soldier laughing. Demoman looked up and saw the murderous Soldier hanging above them, clinging to the ceiling.
"He's right bloody above us!" He screamed. He fired his grenade launcher at the freak, causing him to drop from the roof. There he lay, unmoving. The Engineer poked the still figure with his wrench.
"Is he dead?" He asked. As if to answer his question, the Soldier punched the Engineer's head off, pounced up, and glared angrily at the mercs.
"I think we just made him angry." Heavy said. The Soldier let out a blood-curdling scream, and burst into a bright red light. As the vision returned to the mercs eyes, they saw the Soldier had all of the sudden been given an Uber-Charge, without means of a Medic. He tackled the Heavy and Demoman, clawing at their chests, ripping their innards to shreds. As the Scout looked onward at the destruction by this insane soldier, all he could do was try and grab the briefcase and run. Just as he grabbed the handle, the Soldier grabbed his legs and growled ferociously at him. Scout could only look at the demonic entity in horror, when one thing escaped his mouth.
"What are you?!" He screamed. The Soldier's Self-Ubercharge deactivated as the unsettling smile returned to his face.
"I am Painis Cupcake." He said. "I will eat you!" After letting out a soft chuckle, the Scout screamed as his leg was torn off his torso. Just as the bloodstained face of Painis Cupcake loomed forward, a loud bell rang, and the music immediately halted.
"BLU team has won." Said the voice of the Administrator. Both Scout and Painis Cupcake looked up and saw the BLU Spy placing the RED briefcase on the table. The Spy pulled out a small paper and tossed it at Painis' face.
"Here is you're check, monsieur." The Spy joked. "Now get out!" After letting out a low growl, Painis slid on his stomach up the walls and into an open vent, disappearing out of 2Fort. Scout had never been more happy to be alive in his entire life.
"Thanks, Frenchy." Scout said. He held his hand as the Spy picked him up onto his single foot.
"Yes, but this will be the last time you see me." Spy said. Before the Scout could say 'what', Spy shot Scout dead in the face, thus killing all of the RED mercs and finishing the mission. It had been a very tough and shocking day, but it would not be the last time they saw the freaks.
Freak-Saurus: Painis Cupcake
Painis Cupcake is a RED Soldier Freak, created by YouTuber RubberFruit. One of the first known Freaks, Painis Cupcake's history is shrouded in mystery. He is an aggressive Freak, with a ravenous appetite by eating any living creature around. His strength is nearly unrivaled, being able to lift anything larger than himself and able to jump to incredible heights. Painis' speed is faster than most Freaks, able to outrun even a bullet. When enraged, Painis Cupcake can temporarily make himself invincible. Painis Cupcake's only known weaknesses are that he is oblivious to most around him, being easy to sneak up on. In addition, he is incredibly boastful of his abilities, causing him to fall victim to stronger Freaks. He can be avoided just by listening to the shotgun clicks he makes with every movement.
