Dustbowl, First Stage

Upon dealing with the madness that gave the rules of reality the bird, BLU Team used this chance as a distraction to capture the first control point, but now they had the RED Team setting up a tight control on the last point. And with that Freak, Stu Pidface, siding with the enemy, things were looking bleak. That's when the Administrator made the announcement.

"Another Freak has entered the fray." She droned. Great. Now they've got TWO damn Freaks to worry about. The BLUs met at the recently captured point in order to discuss battle strategy, or in actual terms, ready to wet themselves in panic.

"We are screwed!" Scout said, shakily. "Who knows what this Freak's gonna be like? Maybe he'll possess us or turn our heads into bombs!"

"What can this new Freak do that my old roommate, Merasmus, can't?" Soldier said.

"Next time I see that old git," Demoman growled. "I'll rip his eyes out of his skull, just like that bloody book did mine!"

"Forget about your eye theft for now, mate." Sniper warned. He knocked an arrow on his Huntsman and aimed it at the door.

"I miss me eye…." Demoman sobbed.

"We're being watched." Spy stated. The BLUs gathered around each other in a tight cluster, protecting one another from the hidden foe. Everyone kept a close eye on the door, making sure nobody would come through. Anyone who did try would get a face full of lead.

"What's up?!" Shouted a Sniper. The mercs looked up and saw a peculiar-looking Sniper hanging by his feet from the rafters. He was wearing a completely black outfit, had a black beard, and biohazard symbols in place of his class logo. Upon waving at the frightened mercs, the Sniper's feet gave away and he fell onto the ground, crushing the Engineer and killing him.

"Zat iz our Freak, no?" Said Medic. He was gradually healing Heavy, who was wounded during the first attack, but was more worried about his own safety.

"I'm the Christian Brutal Sniper." The Sniper Freak said. Out of nowhere, Christian Brutal Sniper had held in his hand the Tribalman's Shiv, a special kukiri blade, and made a maddened grin. "Now, ya ready to meet 'Sharpy'?" CBS grabbed Scout by his shirt collar, the blade inches away from his throat. Scout's scream was accompanied by an insane laugh, but before his head would tumble away, CBS released the poor boy and stabbed his blade into the ground.

"I regret everything!" Scout blubbered. "I regret everything I've ever done!"

"Hold up," CBS sneered. "I gotta do this right, mates." The deranged Sniper walked over to a nearby radio (which no one questioned how it got there) and popped in a disc. Seconds later, swinger music played, in which CBS began to dance to it.

"Well, I don't think we're gonna have a lot more pro…" Scout began to say. However, his entire head was splattered against a wall by CBS, wielding a large sledgehammer. Once again giving an insane laugh, Christian Brutal Sniper unsheathed a Sharpened Volcano Fragment and began to butcher Scout's corpse like a piece of beef.

"Stab, stab, stab." He said, as blood sprayed everywhere. The BLUs, after witnessing this insane attack, used this opportunity to act like extras in a Godzilla movie and run. Amidst the chaos, a RED Spy uncloaked in the bloodshed, looking at the mad Sniper at work, and also at his now dirty suit.

"You got blood on my…" Started the RED Spy.

"AWW, did I get blood on your suit?!" CBS snarled, delivering another hack at the dismembered Scout. Before he could become the next victim, the Spy had to think of something fast.

"No." He deadpanned. CBS gave a wicked laughter as more blood sprayed the walls. Although the RED Spy was curious as to why this deranged Australian wasn't trying to turn him into butchered ham, he still needed to alert the REDs. After quickly activating his Invis watch, the RED Spy quickly fled the scene. Back at the Capture Point that the REDs still controlled, it was nothing but explosions and gunshots. The REDs had quickly put up a well put defense, involving Sticky Bombs on the walls and a Level-3 Sentry guarding the doorway. And to make matters worse, Stu Pidface was still on the REDs side, utilizing his random reality bending powers.

Demoman could barely dodge a rocket before ducking inside a mineshaft. Next to him were Heavy and Medic, both trying to recover from vicious burns by the RED Pyro.

"Anybody have a plan?" Demoman asked.

"I'm almost fully charged." Medic said, tapping the barrel of his Medigun. "When zis iz ready, ze Heavy und I will attack."

"Dah, this will work," Heavy said, munching on a Buffalo Steak Sandwich.

"You really sure about that, mates?" Said a Sniper. The trio turned and saw Christian Brutal Sniper standing behind them, clutching a scimitar and three daggers in his hands. Demoman held his Eyelander at neck's length with CBS, while Heavy spun his minigun as Medic healed him.

"We won't go down fightin' lad!" Demoman said. "That's the Degroot way!" CBS looked at the BLUs, merely laughing.

"Relax, meat." He chuckled. "I ain't here to kill you. Just to turn the tide." A Christmas ornament flew past CBS' head, narrowly missing. A RED Scout, clutching wrapping paper and another ornament, stood in against the wall in a brave attempt to kill the Freak and BLUs.

"You ready to go, chuckle-nuts?" The RED Scout chided. His brave demeanor was cut short when two knives were embedded in his hands, pinning him against the wooden wall. CBS casually walked to the Scout, glaring at him with devilish eyes. He held the third knife, and used it to cut his throat open and pin his feet together, leaving the Boston batter in a sadistic cross position.

"So zat's vhy zey call you Christian Brutal Sniper." Medic said, non-challantly. CBS walked away from his handiwork, placing the scimitar into an unknown pocket.

"Like I said, I'm not going to kill you." CBS droned. "The Administrator sent me here to deal with the Freak who broke protocol."

"Freaks have rules?" Heavy asked.

"Programmed into our heads. We follow the orders until the mission ends, do not take sides, and show no mercy. Although, some of the Freaks fail to follow these rules."

"We heard 'boot the escaped ones." Demoman said.

"Yeah, I may or may not have been one of them." CBS chuckled. "Don't know who started it though. Probably one of the Chaotic Evil ones."

"Like Painis Cupcake, that Soldier?" Heavy asked, again.

"Nah, stronger. And more evil." A bullet wizzed by Heavy's head, reminding them that a battle was still going on. "Right, you blokes are supposed to do your mission, capture the points, and win. Stu's going to be a problem, especially is he broke protocol by taking sides. I'm here to kill him for doing so."

"So, it is 'Freak fight', then." Heavy stated, finishing off another sandwich.

"Exactly, Heavy. Tell the rest of your mates to not bother with us, and just focus on the mission." Christian Brutal walked over to where the crucified RED Scout was, ripping the wood out of the wall in the exact same pattern as a crucifix, and rested it on his shoulder. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to send a message." CBS sprinted full speed out the door, while the BLUs scrambled to alert their team. As for the REDs who just respawned, the doors opened, greeting them with the gruesome sight of a bloodied RED Scout, impaled to an upside-down crucifix jutting out of the ground, a note written in blood nailed to his chest. The RED Engineer removed the note, and read it out loud to the rest of his team.

Do not interfere, or else the rest of your team will have their blood used to paint Redmond Mann's manor.

The RED Scout, whose body still pinned to the cross, respawned, gawking at his own mangled corpse.

"That's just freakin' disrespectful." He snorted.


Freak-Saurus: Christian Brutal Sniper

Christian Brutal Sniper (CBS) is a Sniper Freak, created by YouTuber Kekas vas Normandy. CBS is a homicidal murderer, notable for hanging on off-screen objects, dropping on people below him, and butchering his victims one at a time. CBS has a seemingly limitless array of weapons he uses to mutilate with, even able to combine two different weapons on the fly. Although his weapons are primarily close-ranged, CBS also has an Arrow Bazooka for distance situations. Always accompanying the murderous Sniper is a RED Spy, who always seems to get blood on his suit from CBS's insane chopping. CBS has two looks, one of a RED Sniper, and another of a black outfit, complete with a full beard and biohazard symbols over his class images. CBS is considerably powerful, but his focus on the slaughter and his physique matching that of the average Sniper, anyone who can catch him off guard can easily kill this Freak. CBS is notably the most terrifying "near normal" Freak of the bunch.