Chapter 67: Open House
The next morning, Adrian and his friends were seated at their desks, a mass of parents of various students lining the backwall, and a block of clay on each desk.
"On your desks you will find a lump of clay," said the teacher, stating the obvious, "Your assignment is to create something original. It can be whatever you want so long as it is meaningful to you." Adrian stopped listening at this point, and began to shape his clay absentmindedly, still concerned as to what Vali might have in mind for Blizy.
Is he aware of what is inside of her? He wonders to himself, Does he plan on using her gift against me? Over something Penglog did however many years ago?
"Don't give up Adrian!" The Devil Virus snapped out of his trance, and looked behind himself, seeing his mother with a video camera. "Just go with what your heart says!" Adrian blinked, half embarrassed and half enlightened.
'Go with my heart,' huh? Adrian looked down at his molded clay, and began to give it shape, give it purpose, and in a matter of seconds, he molded a much smaller clay colored Statue of Liberty. Maybe one day, when the world will stop looking for me, I can return home. He thought to himself with a smile. He looked to his friends, seeing Katrina had made a small clay Siberian husky, while Damon made a clay hand...holding up its middle finger. Adrian rolled his eyes, and looked back at Asia, who was smiling while making a cartoonish dragon, no doubt modeled after her familiar. He smiled at the blonde girl, I guess Issei really is a good guy after all if he can make her smile like that.
"A-hem! Issei!" All eyes then turned to the Red Dragon, and everyone but Adrian saw that his block of clay had been perfectly molded into Rias and Asia, standing fully nude, facing each other with closed eyes as if they were about to passionately embrace.
"Holy crap! It's a grey Rias and Asia!" Said one girl.
"Amazing! It looks just like them!" Said another.
"You've been holding out on us!" Said the teacher. "I didn't know we had a sculptor in the class!" Issei began to stammer,
"Well, uh, it-it was just an accident!"
"How do you accidentally sculpt two girls about to make out?" Asked Damon, wanting to hear Isseis' answer, to which the young pervert had none.
"You do realize Adrian is probably going to freak when he sees that," said Katrina, raising an eyebrow, "Even if it is nicely done."
"You are such a pervert!" Shouted the first girl from before.
"I don't know why Rias or Asia would mess around with a freak like you!" Said the second girl.
"Check it out man!" Intercepted Matsuda, "That thing is obviously stressing ya big time! Let's trade!"
"Don't do it Issei!" Interrupted Motohama, "I'll give you half my allowance for a week!"
"I'll give you half my allowance for a month!" Said the first girl, causing Issei, the duo and Katrina to look at her,
"Why do you want it?!" They asked in unison, causing the girl to blush, and Damon to laugh.
"Rias and Asias' bodies are not for sale!" Said the second girl, disgusted by her classmates. That disgust turned to fear when she and all the other classmates saw Adrian standing directly behind Issei. The brown haired boy froze, and let Adrian pick up the statue by its base, carefully examining it as he made his way around the desk, now facing Issei.
"So you made a sculpture of both my girlfriend Rias, and your girlfriend Asia...about to kiss." Issei was silent as Adrian carefully set the sculpture back on the desk. "I should be on the verge of destroying you right now..." Issei gulped, "But at the same time..." Adrian faced him, "I'm not even mad! That's impressive! Nicely done." He then held out a fist to Issei, offering a fist bump. Issei slowly held up his own fist, but when he went for the bump, Adrian pulled back his hand with a finger in the air, "Although, you bow have a little bit of explaining to do with her," he then pointed to the spot next to Issei, where Asia was now standing, eyes closed in irritation while she pinched Isseis' left cheek, pulling him closer to herself.
"Issei! Why did you have to make a sculpture of me kissing Rias?" She asked. Issei tried to speak, but found that to be quite difficult with one of his cheeks being yanked. Damon chuckled, and spoke in Isseis' place,
"I think he said he was going to make you and him, but to make things size proportionate, a certain something would have to be the size of my hangnail." He then held up his pinkie, showing how big the hangnail is, only for Katrina to squeeze it between her thumb and index finger, and yank it out of Damons' finger, causing the white haired devil let loose a scream worthy of a banshee.
Sometime later...
Adrian, Issei, Asia, Akeno, Katrina and Damon were now standing outside, with Rias seated on a set of stone steps, admiring Isseis' sculpture.
"It is very well made," said Rias, acknowledging Isseis' handiwork.
"Oh my..." said Akeno with a blush, "I might have to ask you to make one of me and Katrina next." The Goddess of War closed her eyes at the words said by the Preistess of Thunder.
"If that involves him touching me I'll bring his finger. If that involves touching you I'll break his arm," she said humorlessly. Issei gulped, all while Damon scowled at Katrina, using his bandaged Devil Bringer to cover his sore pinkie.
"Or worse, you'll rip out his fucking hangnail!!" He growled.
"Do you need me to heal it?" Asked Asia, to which Damon offered his human hand. Asia set to healing it while Adrian stares at the white haired devil hunter in disbelif.
"You've been impaled on swords, sent through walls, smashed into concrete and even had your arm split in half down the middle, yet this you whine over?" Damon then yanked his hand away from Asia and grabbed Adrians' shirt collar,
"THE PAIN DOESN'T GO AWAY AS FAST WITH A HANGNAIL MOTHERFUCKER!!" He shouted. Several male shouts were then heard, and the present ORC memebers saw several male students, led by Matsuda and Motohama, and ran to the gymnasium, cameras at the ready and shouting about a 'Magic Girl.'
"No, it can't be!" Said Rias in shock.
"Or can it?" Added Akeno with a mischievious grin.
"Well you guys can go have fun," said Katrina, pulling Akeno to the side, "I need to talk to my girlfriend about something."
"Yeah we know," Damon said sarcastically, "It's Taco Tuesday, and it's snack time." Katrina then brought the flat of her foot against Damons' rear as he was walking away, making stumble. He turned around, holding up his bandaged arm, "Oh yeah! Kick the cripple! How mighty of the Goddess of War!" The grey skinned girl shook her head at the boy while Akeno tried to pull her away. Adrian then grabbed Damons' left ear lobe and started to pull him to the gymnasium.
"The fuck is wrong with you? Do you want Katrina to rip your Devil Bringer arm off and beat you with it?" Adrian asked.
"I was just saying-WILL YOU LET GO OF MY DAMN EAR?!!" Adrian finally let go of Damons' ear, allowing him to run the pain away. "I was just saying, it seems like they just want to get away from the open house just so they can get some action in."
"So it's jealousy then?"
"No...I don't know...maybe...yes?" Adrian rolled his eyes,
"Is it because they are getting more action in the past week or so than what you've gotten since coming to this dimension?" Adrian asked, folding his arms. Damon fiercly pointed at Adrian, poking the Devil Virus in the chest,
"I've gotten action while I was here...even if it was only oral...and I still don't even know what the girl looks like. But I have gotten action!"
"Are you also including the time you got busted jacking off to a My Little Pony porn parody?" Adrian asked rhetorically. Damon gave him a look of disgust before shouting imdignantly,
"It was an Equestrian Girls parody and that was one time! It's not my fault the nerdy Twilight looks a lot like my last girlfriend!" Adrian furrowed his brow,
"Who the hell was your last girlfriend?" Damon grew silent, nibbling on his bottom lip, until he looked behind Adrian, leaned to the side and shouted,
"Can we help you?!" Adrian turned and saw the group of male students from before were in the process of leaving the gymnasium, but stopped to listen in on Adrian and Damons' conversation. Upon Damons' shout they quickly disspersed, and the white haired boy sighed, "It doesn't matter who my girl was because she's not here now. She's gone, along with my mom, my hardass of a dad, the Devil May Cry," Adrian raised an eyebrow, "The bar where my uncle Dante lived," he quickly explained. "All of it is gone, and I miss it. All of it. Even my girls mom Bayonetta trying to shoot me!" Damon let a tear roll, "My problem recently is that I'm homesick, and there is no going back. Sastified?" Adrian quietly nodded, knowing exactly how Damon felt.
"You still got to apologize to Katrina."
"I know!" Damon whined, heading for the gymnasium doors, "But the chances of her accepting my apology are the same as a hot girl falling right into my lap!"
WHAM!
The gym doors swung open, slamming into Damon and sending him falling to the ground. He then had a foot stomp on his nose as Sona ran out of the gym, being chased by a girl in a pink skirt, crop top and hat.
"Sona wait for me!" The girl in pink cried, tripping and falling right into Damons lap, headbutting his crotch. Damon simply froze in shock and pain as the girl quickly picked herself up and continued chasing Sona. Adrian simply looked at Sona and her persuer, soon followed by Sagi, and eventually Rias, Issei and Asia rejoined the pair, the Red Dragon helping Damon to his feet. Adrian looked to Rias, gesturing a thumb in Sonas' direction,
"Do I even want to ask?"
"The girl in pink was Serafall Leviathan, Sonas' older sister and one of the four Devil Kings," Rias breifly explained, with Adrian nodding his head, ready for the day to be over with...
