Author: Damn it, this took longer than I wanted it too.

Tucker Why? No wait forget that.

Church: I wonder if Tex is going to be in here.

Caboose: Can I have some cookies?

Author: Tucker, Church shut the hell up and yes Caboose you can have some cookies I'll be right back. (Author leaves to the kitchen)

Donut: On with the story people.


~ Blue Base: Caboose's room ~

Caboose was grabbing the most random things from his closet and putting them in his duffel bag that was on his bed. "Am I forgetting anything else?" Caboose asked himself looking around his room for a bit before snapping his fingers together. "That's right my present!" Quietly going to his drawers, Caboose opened the drawer on the left before taking out a box with a red ribbon on it from his drawer and then going back to his bed placing it carefully into the duffel. "Okay that's everything."

A few seconds after he said this, Caboose heard someone knocking on the door before a voice came. "Um, Caboose? Are you alright? You're starting to make us worry." Church's voice came from the other side.

"Well not me really." Tucker's voice also came before a loud slapping sound was heard after.

'They're worried about me?' Caboose thought to himself before answering back to them. "I'm fine, just very hyper and wanting more cookies!"

Outside of the room, both Church and Tucker looked at each other for a moment not paying what Caboose just told them before looking back at the door a bit annoyed. "Caboose, can you some out here for a moment? It's not going to long." Church says.

"Okay." Caboose tells them from the inside of his room, then the sound of foot steps was heard before the door open and Caboose walked out of the room. "Hey guys, what did you want to see me for?" Caboose asked them while closing the door and locking it.

"Okay Caboose two things you should know." Tucker tells him with a bored look. "One, we share that room so remember to unlock later so I can get in."

"Two, what's wrong with you today? You're acting even more weirder than you usually are." Church also tells Caboose.

"Nothing's wrong, I'm just doing random things today for some reason." Caboose tells them.

"Oh really? Then why were you talking to that pink guy from Red team?" Tucker asked crossing his arms.

"I just wanted to know if he had uh, um, cookies that I could have but he didn't so I left."

"Really? Then you wouldn't mind if I ask what was in that letter you got?" Church asked.

"Actually I would mind." Caboose answered them in a straight forward way.

Both Church and Tucker were taken back at Caboose sudden change of attitude since they never really seen this side of their mentally insane Blue comrade for any reason. "Okay, we're sorry if we asked." Tucker says raising his hand in defeat or some sort.

"Yeah, we didn't mean it." Church also says.

"It's okay." Caboose tells them in a childish voice. "Anyways I would like to be alone in my room for a while so bye." with that said, Caboose opened the door before taking a quiet step into the room and then locking it again.

"..." Both Tucker and Church just stood there in front of the door confused as hell before they began to walk away still confused.

"How did things go with Caboose?" Shelia asked when she saw (?) both Tucker and Church walk out of the base still confused. "By the way you two are quiet I'm going to guess things turn out different than expected."

"He... got pissed at us." Church tells Shelia trying to make sense of what had just happen.

"I am so confuse right now." Tucker says also trying to make sense of what had just happen with Caboose.

"Why was he angry?" Shelia asked them also confuse.

Before either Church or Tucker could say anything to Shelia, all of them began to hear Spanish music from a distance until the jeep; playing the Spanish music, drove by them in a hurry but able to see that it was Donut driving the jeep. "What the hell?" Church asked then watched as Donut stopped the jeep in front of Blue base then he quietly ran inside.

"What is he doing?" Tucker asked the others confused.

It wasn't long before all of them heard some yelling from the inside of the base and following with the sound of objects falling too. Not long after this, the rest of Blue team watched as Donut walked out of the base with Caboose under his arm and a duffel bag in the other before throwing both in the jeep.

"What the hell is he doing?" Church asked now getting a bit concern after seeing this.

Donut then quietly walked to the drive set before turning on the jeep again with the Spanish music too then he quietly stepped on the gas petals speeding off from the Blue base. "Holy flying shit he's taking Caboose!" Tucker yelled out before taking out his handgun and started firing at the jeep to stop it.

"Shelia! Lock on the jeep and fire!" Church yelled out before taking his sniper rifle and started firing too but was failing horribly. "What the fuck?! Why am I missing so much?!"

"Firing mean cannon." Shelia says before firing a bomb at the jeep but missed by a few inches.

Back inside the jeep, Donut was driving like a mad man with Caboose holding on to dear life to his seat. "You're going to kill us!" Caboose yelled at Donut out of pure fear.

"We need to get out of this place now!" Donut yelled ignoring Caboose complainant while trying to find the cave that could get them out of there. "Why are there so many caves here?!"

"I don't know but you just past the right cave!"

"Aw man!" Donut then did a U turn scaring the living shit out of Caboose at the same time too.

'We're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die!' Caboose cried inside of his head over and over again out of fear before watched as a bullet go past his head just barely missing by a few inches. "Tucker?! Really?!"

"We're trying to save you Caboose!" Tucker yelled back.

"Firing mean cannon." Shelia says firing the cannon once again.

"Fuck! Shit! What the fuck?!" Church swore out since he was failing horribly at shouting the jeep.

"Found it!" Donut yelled out making before turning the wheel quietly making the jeep turn and leave the ground for a short moment then back onto the floor.

Once inside the tunnel and out of shouting range Donut had slowed down the jeep a little bit before looking at Caboose; who was shaking like hell since he was still very scared like freaking hell after that whole just happened. "I am never getting in a car with you ever again." Caboose tells Donut while clenching onto his seat in fear. "By the way, why did you come to Blue base like that? I thought I told you to meet by the cave with the jeep."

"That could have worked but then Sarge got mad at me for talking to you Caboose." Donut explained. "And then I knocked him out cold really bad... after panicking."

"You knocked Sarge out? How and with what?"

"I used a vase that was in my room and smashed it over his head really hard."

Caboose looked at Donut for a moment before looking back from where they came from and then back at Donut again. "Sarge is going to kill you once we get back." Caboose tells Donut in a calm voice

"I know but it was wroth it." Donut says.

Back at Red base, Simmons, Grif, and Lopez were trying to figure out how to wake up Sarge since he was still out cold and not moving. "How do we wake him up?" Grif asked Simmons and Lopez still looking at their knocked out leader.

"I don't know but we have to think of something." Simmons tells them while trying to think of an idea.

"Que tenemos un cubo de agua y pobre que sobre el?" Lopez asked them in his broken Spanish.

"How about we grab a bucket of water and then poor it all over Sarge?" Grif asked while ignoring/ stealing Lopez idea at the same time too.

"Por que me molesto en hablar?" Lopez asked himself quietly while watching other two leave the room to get a bucket of water. "Esto nova a terminar bein."

"Okay here's the bucket." Simmons says while holding a bucket of water in his hands.

"Then poor the water on Sarge now." Grif tells him.

"Um, how about you do it."

"No way, you do it."

"But it was your idea."

"Fue mi prmera idea no su." Lopez tells them annoyed.

"Whoa Lopez, thanks for volunteering." Grif says giving the bucket to the Spanish speaking robot.

"Yeah thanks Lopez." Simmons also says.

"Odio a los dos tanto." Lopez tells them before walking over to Sarge knocked out body and then poor the water all over his commanding officer; who then started coughing badly after this.

"-cough- what in -cough- sam hell was -cough- that for?" Sarge asked struggling to catch his breath.

"Sarge, Donut knocked you out before leaving." Simmons explained while helping Sarge up at the same time too.

"And then he took the Warhog too." Grif also explained not caring at all that he could get in trouble.

"Why that little dirt bag!" Sarge yelled out in rage before doing a re-cap realizing what Grif just told him. "Wait, Donut took the Warhog too?!"

"Yup and then he left to Blue base."

"He went with those dirty Blues?! That little traitor!"

"Hey! Reds! Get out here!" Church's voice called out to the Red team from outside of the base sounding very pissed off.

"Speak of the flying devil." Sarge says before he and the other three began to walk towards the front of the base. "Simmons go on the roof and make sure those dirty Blues don't come in the base, Lopez go with him too."

"Yes sir." Simmons say before he and Lopez began to walk to the roof with a sniper rifle.

"Kiss ass." Grif mumbled quietly to himself.

With that said, both Sarge and Grif walked outside to see Tucker, Church, and Shelia waiting for them some what annoyed. "Where is he?" Tucker asked Sarge.

"Who?" Sarge asked holding a tight grip on his shot gun. (Tucker: Bow chicka wow wow!, Author: Tucker! Don't break the fourth wall!)

"Caboose, where is he? We saw one of your guys take him." Church explained to them.

"Who? Donut?" Grif asked confused.

"Indeed, he came to out base and took Caboose in that jeep of yours." Shelia explains.

"He's not here you dirty Blues." Sarge tells them before doing a recap after realizing what they just said to them. "Wait, Donut kidnapped Caboose and then just left after that?"

"No fucking shit." Church says. "So is he here or not."

"Hell no." Simmons tells them from the roof. "Donut knocked out Sarge before leaving and we haven't seen him since then."

All three Blue members looked at Sarge for a few seconds before they began to crack up like no tomorrow. "Dude! That's some funny shit!" Tucker yelled in between laughs then falling to the floor.

"Damn, I wish I was fucking there!" Church also yelled in between laughs. "Oh god, my side fucking is hurting now!"

"Are you sure Donut is on your side?" Shelia asked Sarge slightly chuckling.

"Yeah laugh it up but just you wait, I'll get all of you back." Sarge tells them in a threatening way.

"Hey wait a minute Sarge." Grif says. "If Donut is not with them then where did he go?"

This made the Blue team stop laughing at the moment before looking at one another confused. "Yeah and why did he take Caboose?" Church also asked.

All of them began to think for a few moments trying to figure out where Donut and Caboose had gone too. "Maybe it had something with the letter Caboose got earlier." Shelia suggest to them.

"What letter?" Simmons asked appearing out of no where next to Grif.

"Holy flying shit when did you get here?" Grif asked a bit startle.

"Just right now right Lopez?"

"Si." Lopez answered before he looked at Shelia. "Hola Shelia."

"Hello Lopez." Shelia tells him back.

"Back on topic people." Church tells them. "We need to figure out what was in that letter so we know where to look."

"Maybe Caboose left it back at the base." Tucker suggest while pointing back at Blue base.

"Wait, I just remember something else." Grif says. "Caboose came by earlier to ask Donut for a favor but he wouldn't tell us what that was for some odd reason."

"Yeah, that's when Sarge went to confront Donut in his but then was knocked by a..."Simmons stopped talking before looking at Sarge with a confuse look. "What did Donut knock you out with?"

"... a glass vase." Sarge muttered but was heard clearly by the others, once again all of the Blue members began to crack up like no tomorrow.


Author: Just to let you people know I couldn't find anyone to help correct my mistakes.

Caboose: -eating cookies happily- That kinds sucks.

Church: Caboose don't talk with in your mouth.

Tucker: Re view if you ladies-

Author: Tucker! It's re view if you want people.