Author: I'm so sorry, I had writers block for a while.
Tucker: With someone else, bow chicka wow wow.
Church: Tucker! She's only sixteen years old.
Tex: That's fucking sick Tucker.
Caboose: I don't get it.
Author: Never mind Caboose.
Doc: On with the story everyone.
~ Outside of Blood Gulch ~
It seemed like a long drive for Donut and Caboose when they left Blood Gulch. In some ways, they were really glad that they were leaving place for sometime. For two reasons, one Caboose was going to see his lover again and two, they were leaving that god damn boring box canyon to somewhere else.
"Man, I'm so glad we're leaving that place for a while." Donut tells Caboose.
"Me too." Caboose says before he turned his head away from the pink armor man. "I guess it's time that I tell you the truth huh?"
"It could make time go by a bit faster."
"True." Caboose thought about what to says for a few moments before he looked back at Donut. "I have someone waiting for back at home right now."
"Really? Who is it?"
"My lover, Lily Cage."
Right after Caboose said this Donut then stepped on the breaks making the jeep stop a loud scratching sound from the tiers before he looked at Caboose with a shock face since neither of them were wearing their helmets. "Are you freaking serious!?" Donut asked Caboose in shock and disbelieve. "You have a lover?! Since when?!"
"Um, ever since I was in high school." Caboose answers calmly and carefully. "We both meet in out freshman year."
"Oh back story please continued." Donut tells Caboose while starting the jeep again before driving away once again.
"Lets see, it was my second day of school and I sorta started one week late so everyone knew I was the new kid since school started already."
Flashback 14 years ago...
The school seemed new as if it was resonantly built there, many students walking inside the building. One of these students just happen to a young four teen year old Michael J. Caboose walking alone with books in hand trying his best not to make eye contact with any of the other students.
"Hey! New kid!" A tall male teen called out to Caboose while walking up to him with two other male teens close behind the first teen. "Why do you even bother coming here? No one's going to like you for being new and weird."
"Yeah, especially with that hair." One of the other teens says to Caboose who didn't look insulted at all. "It's surprising that they let you in this school."
"It's amazing that all three of you actually did made it to high school." Caboose shot back at them but earned a fist to the stomach by the third male teen; who then moved back to let Caboose fall to the floor on his knees in pain. "Oww..."
"Learn you place new kid." The third teen tells Caboose before they walked away while stepping on some Caboose's stuff that had fall on the floor.
Caboose on the other hand tried his best to hold back tears while gathering his things but he then notice that someone else was helping him picking up his papers before handing it to him.
"Here." A young female teen around Caboose' age says while holding offering his papers back to him.
"T-thank you." Caboose says to young female teen before taking his papers back from her gently.
"They treat you horribly why do you let them?" The young female asked concern in her voice.
"I really don't know." Caboose tells her before getting up from the floor then helping the young female up from the floor too. "Thank you again for the help."
"No problem." The young teens says smiling a bit. "By the way my name is Lily Cage, what's you name?"
"Michael J. Caboose and nice to meet you, Lily."
"The pleasure is all mine Michael, ha ha."
End of flashback, present day...
"After that we became friends." Caboose tells Donut before trying to find the right words to say again. "Later on I found out it was her first day at school so I stayed by her side and showed her around the school too."
"Aw, what a sweet yet weird love story." Donut says in delight. "But that doesn't explain why you need to go back home though."
Caboose looked down sadly before answering. "Lily is sick, she's on her death bed right now."
"Oh man Caboose, I'm sorry if I asked."
"It's okay Donut, I mean someone was bound to found out sooner or later." Caboose tells him. "But it was to be expected though."
"What do you mean by that?"
"When Lily was younger her father died from the same illness and then everyone else began to think maybe she was going to die like too."
"That's awful but why would they think that?"
"Because it happen to everyone on her father side of the family so it's genetic." For the rest of the time Donut had stopped asking questions since he felt bad for making Caboose feel so sad about him losing his love of his life to death.
Back at Blood Gulch, both Red and Blue teams had meet up in Blue Base to figure out where Donut and Caboose were going but they were having a dilemma for one reason. "Caboose locket out door to out room." Tucker says smacking his head against the lock door. "I told him to unlock before but then again he never listens to me."
"How are we going to unlock it?" Grif asked in a tone showing that he really didn't care at all.
"Maybe we can pick the lock." Simmons suggested.
All of them soon began to look around the base to find anything the could pick the lock which seemed to take forever so they give up. "So none of you guys found to pick the lock? Not even a pin?" Church asked them with a bored look.
"No." Grif and Tucker answered at once.
"Hey guys, we're back." Doc say when he and Tex walked into the room with Tex next to him before he notice the Red team there. "The Red team is here? Whoa what did I miss? And where's Donut and Caboose?"
"Gone." Simmons tells them in a bored tone of voice.
"What the hell happen?" Tex asked them crossing her arms after hearing their or Simmons' answer.
"Want the long or short version of the story?" Church asked.
"Short one." Doc says.
"Donut came and took Caboose before leaving this fucking place." Tucker tells them. "So right now, we just gave up on getting into Caboose' and mine room since it's lock."
"Here, let me try." Tex then walked in front of the door before she kicked it down with great force. "Next time, try kicking it down."
"Geez, we'll remember that." Grif says in a sarcasm voice before getting up from the floor then getting punched by Tex; who seemed annoyed about him.
All of them then walked into the room expecting to see a mess but the room was oddly enough clean. "I was always expecting to see this room dirty." Church tells Tucker still looking around the room. "But I guess I was proven wrong."
"Fuck you." Tucker says annoyed looking around his/ Caboose' room. "What are we looking for again?"
"The damn letter dumb ass." Grif says looking around the room before he notice the photo that Caboose and Lily are in. "Damn who's this chick? She's hot."
"I don't know but Caboose sometimes talks about some girl that he 'meet' back at home." Tucker explains to them.
"If Caboose did meet her then I'll be damn." Simmons says looking at the photo too.
"Hey Tex what do you think?" Church asked before he notice that Tex was reading something from a piece of paper. "Tex? Is something wrong?"
"I think I might have figure out why they left." Tex tells them giving the letter to Simmons; who the began to carefully read it. "Someone that's close to Caboose is about to die soon."
"Not just someone his... lover?!" Simmons yelled out in shock before both Grif and Tucker pushed Simmons out of the way to look at the way while taking the letter of his hands at the same time too.
"No fucking way!" Grif and Tucker yelled out also in shock reading the letter quietly.
"Aw, that's so sweet Caboose has a lover back at home and he's going to see her." Doc says earning some odd looks from the others. "What? It's true."
"Okay, now we know the reason why Caboose acting more weird this morning." Church tells the others.
"But that still doesn't explain why Donut would help him thought." Grif says.
"Dude, it's Donut we're talking about." Simmons tells him slightly annoyed. "He'll do anything that would involve romance and what not."
"Eh, that's true." Tucker says before he turned to Church. "So do we go after them?"
"Are you fucking serious? Of course we're going after them." Church tells everyone.
"Now how in Sam hell are going to get to them without a vehicle?" Sarge asked him.
"Maybe I can help." Sheila tells them from outside of the base. "I could give some of you a ride to command, that's where Caboose and Donut are heading right now."
"Hmm, that could actually work." Simmons says before he looked at the others. "Can we call it trust for now?"
"Alright but there's not enough room for all of us to go." Church pointed out to them. "So who's going to stay behind?"
Everyone then took a step back leaving Lopez to stand by himself. "Deja ya no quiero que ustedes aqui." Lopez tells them in happy way.
"Thanks for volunteering Lopez." Sarge says to the broken Spanish speaking robot before looking back at the others. "Alright numb nuts, lets start packing."
"Okay, now get out." Tucker told the Red team before kicking everyone; expected for Tex since he knows he should never touch her at all, out his room so he can pack for the long trip.
"Come on numb nuts, lets go." Sarge tells Simmons and Grif before they began to walk away from Blue base.
"Are you sure we're making the right decision Church?" Tex asked while walking down the hall.
"I don't know but lets just hope it's worth it." Church tells her before walking away to his room.
"Don't worry Tex, I'm sure things well turn out to be okay." Doc also tells her in a confortering voice.
"I hope you're right about this." Tex says before she walked into her room to pack some supplies.
In less than hour both Red and Blue teams had finished packing and had meet in the middle of the box canyon with one suitcase next to all of them. Then it took another half an hour to figure out who's going to sit where.
"Okay, lets go over this one more time." Church says. "Tex is going to be one driving, I'm going to be sitting next to Tucker, Grif and Simmons are going to be sitting next to each other."
"And I'll be sitting next to Doc." Sarge tells them.
"Did everyone get that?" Church asked them.
"Yeah/ yes." All of them answered at once before they picked up their suitcase and then finding a place to sit. "Alright Sheila, lets go."
"Okay." Sheila responded before driving away with the Red and Blue teams. "Be back soon Lopez."
"Lopez! Take care of things while we're gone too." Sarge called out to the robot.
"Dejar ya! Y voy a verte pronto Sheila!" Lopez yelled out to them.
"We'll miss you too Lopez!" Sarge yelled back again to the Spanish speaking robot.
Finally reach the cave that Donut and Caboose had taken earlier, both teams began to turn on some lights since it was dark. "Um, are those bats? Oh god, that was a bat right there wasn't it?" Grif asked trying not to show panic.
"Shut it numb nuts!" Sarge yelled at Grif.
"My god, you guys fucking suck." Church tells them.
"Shut the hell blue." Simmons shot back.
"Hey at least we're not complaining about some bats or something." Tucker pointed out.
"All of you shut the fuck up!" Tex snapped at them.
"So much negativity feelings right now." Doc says. "How about we play a game?"
"No." Everyone answered at once.
"Oh come on everyone it would be great for all of us while we're going to command." Doc tells them. "Here's a riddle, what dies when it is alive and what is alive even when it dies?"
"A zombie." Grif and Tucker answered at once.
"Nope." Doc tells them.
"A dog." Simmons says.
"No, not even close." Doc tells him smiling a bit knowing it was going to take a while for them to figure out the answer.
Author: That is all for now.
Tex: So I'm going to be in here now?
Doc: That's nice of you to add us.
Tucker: So my kid not going to be in here?
Church: Thank god for that.
Caboose: Can I have another cookie?
Author: Yes Caboose you can have another cookie. (Author leaves once again to the kitchen)
Simmons: You have her wrapped around your finger Caboose.
Grif: Re-view if you want I don't really care at all.
