Chapter 82: Plan of Attack

At first glance, Adrian placed his hands on his hips, and gave Damon a dissappointed glare,

"Damon...why aren't you with Katrina and Koneko? And what's with all the pizza?" Damon looked at his pizza, then back to Adrian,

"Okay I can explain the pizza..." The white haired devil then dashed to the leaders table, and set the boxes down, almost making a mess as he turned back to the Devil Virus, who hadn't even turned from the doorway but now had his eyes closed, his rage slowly growing to a boil as Damon began to explain himself. "So, remember all those snacks Koneko brought for all of us at the clubhouse? Well, I kind of ate all of them...I had the munchies from smoking so much pot, alright?" He paused to raise his arms out, but everyone still gave him dissapproving glares. "But anyway, Katrina got pissed because she didn't get anything, and to get her to calm down I left the clubhouse to get some pizza, which took forever because they tried putting olives on mine, and I had them remake it."

"I hate it when they do that," said Azazel, shaking his head.

"I know, right?" Said Damon, agreeing with the Fallen Angel leader. Adrian had finally had enough, and turned to Damon,

"No, no no no no! That is enough! Azazel, don't encourage him," said Adrian briefly turning to the Fallen, then returning his hard glare to Damon, "and you, we are going to talk in the hallway while the rest of you continue the leaders summit without us!" Adrian then grabbed Damon by the back of his coat and tossed him into the hallway,

"Moving on, Red Dragon Emperor, did you still have a question you wanted to ask me?" Adrian and Damon didn't get the chance to hear the rest of the conversation as the Devil Virus closed the door behind himself.

"What the fuck?!" Shouted Adrian, "You had ONE JOB Damon, just the ONE FUCKING JOB!! 'Help Katrina and Koneko with Gasper,' that was all! And you left to get pizza! What do you have to say for yourself?" Damon opened his mouth to speak but Adrian raised his hand, "On second thought, I don't even want to hear it from you, because you're probably going to have some stupid ass excuse for you shenanigans yet again, and try to weasel out of the one thousand spankings, only to fail yet again." Adrian pinched the bridge of his nose, eyes squeezed shut as he tried to regather his thoughts, and Damon tried to speak again, only for Adrian to raise his hand again, cutting him off, "You know, I'm really getting sick of your crap Damon. I mean, seriously, do you just move to the beat of your own drum so much that you disobey Rias even?" Damon paused, making sure Adrian was done lecturing,

"You done?"

"Not quite," said Adrian, "another reason we told you to keep watch is because if they get ambushed, they will need the backup." Damon folded his arms, he himself now getting irritated,

"Well if you're now done, there is something I got to tell you, I've been trying to tell you since I first got here, and it has something to do with me coming here to the summit instead of just going back to the clubhouse." Adrian rolled his eyes,

"Alright, out with it then."

"When I showed up outside the clubhouse with the pizza, the whole place was surrounded by a bunch of busty bitches dressed like slutty versions of Yen Sid!" Adrian blinked, shook his head, and stammered,

"Wh-wha-wh-what?! What do you mean the place was surrounded?! And who the fuck is Yen Sid?" Damon gave Adrian a look of surprise,

"What you never played Kingdom Hearts when you were a kid?"

"WHAT is Kingdom Hearts?!" Damons' jaw dropped, and Adrian raised his hands, "Wait a minute! If the place is surrounded and the others are under attack, we got to warn Rias and the othe-!" A magic chime rang over head, as if a giant magic circle had formed above the building, and in a flash, everything everywhere was covered in a purple haze, and Adrians Sacred Gear had appeared, causing both boys present to stare,

"Adrian did you purposely summon your gear?" Adrian looked at Damon, silently giving him a negative answer, and both of them ran back into the room where the others remained, seeing most of the inhabitants were still moving, but some were frozen in the same purple haze, namely Sona, Tsubaki, Akeno, Asia and Blizy.

"What the hell?" Wondered Adrian.

"They're frozen!" Stated Kiba.

"No shit," snapped Damon.

"I think it's safe to say that something may have happened to Gasper and the others," said Adrian, looking out the window, "and it seems someone is trying to attempt the same thing on us." He pointed, and out of the sky appeared several magicians, firing orange rays at the school, which was protected by white magic circles. Damon then had a thought,

"Wait, how come the rest of us aren't frozen?" He asked.

"It would appear that those of us with superior powers weren't effected," said Azazel.

"Thank our dragons," said Vali to Adrian and Issei, "they protected us, and the holy bunch over there were shielded by their holy swords."

"I have you to thank for me being spared Issei," said Rias, gesturing to how she had a grip on his Sacred Gear arm, which caused Adrian to have a brief speck of jealousy in his mind.

"What I don't know is how Damon managed to be spared," said Vali, giving Damon a curious look. Damon looked down at himself, then back up at the others with a shrug,

"Maybe it's because I got Spardas' blood in my veins, or simply because I got the Devil Bringer arm," he said, holding said arm up for the others to see.

"Do you think we can focus on the people coming at us from outside?" Issei rhetorically asked.

"They're magicians," said Serafall, quickly adding a huff, "They're so rude! I'm the real life Magic Girl and they're flat out ignoring me!"

"But...what is this power?" Asked a confused Michael.

"It's got to be Gasper," said Damon, "our itty bitty badass crossdressing time stopping dhampir friend who doubles as Rias' other bishop," he quickly explained.

"He must have been coerced into creating Balance Breaker conditions," said Azazel, who casually brought a slice of pizza to his mouth and taking a bite...a bite that not gone unnoticed by Damon,

"HEY! Was that my pizza?" He asked with a growl. Azazel swallowed his bite and raised an eyebrow at the white haired devil,

"Did your pizza have everything but olives?" Damon began to advance at the table, reaching Black Dhalia until Adrian grabbed the swearing hunter.

"Dammit you two! We're steering off track again!" Said the Devil Virus.

"Our guards are disappearing..." said Michael. When the others looked out the window, the magicians were in fact shooting the three armies and making them vanish into thin air, "...teleportation magic. That can only mean someone is connected to the gate within this barrier."

"And unfortunately our magical transport troops are sealed off from us," added Grayfia.

"So we've been cornered," deduced Azazel.

"Their timing along with the use of Lady Gremorys' bishop could not have been more perfect," said Michael, leading the others to the awful realization,

"We've been betrayed!" Stated Irina.

"I recommend we take action soon," said Sirzechs.

"Or right now," said Damon, one hand on the Green Knight and using the second to try and summon a magic circle, only to find it of no use. "The fuck is going on here?!"

"If they somehow made Gasper stronger, none of us will survive," said Sirzechs, ignoring Damons' attempt at summoning a portal. Damon stopped his attempts at summoning and looked at Sirzechs in shock,

"Gasper is so strong none of us have a chance? Are we talking about the same Gasper?"

"He is, we are, and it'a because he's a mutation piece," said Kiba, answering Damons' questions.

"What's a mutation piece?" Asked Issei.

"It's something that causes many strange phenomena," said Rias. "The bishop I used to turn Gasper into a devil should have required several of my chess pieces, however only one was required."

"So his potential is incalculable," said Adrian, now understanding, "that's why you had him sealed away."

"If we don't do something about this half vampire kid now, it will be too dangerous to fight," said Azazel, right as one of the white magic circles protecting them shattered.

"Yeah I've been trying, pizza thief! But my teleport circle isn't working!" Damon shouted, proceeding to reattempt to get to the clubhouse.

"Well, if I were part of a terrorist group of magicians, I would make sure no one would be able to use their teleporting magic, so they can't escape or get help...idget," Adrian said tactfully. Rias then perked up, an idea coming to mind,

"Sirzechs, I have an unused rook in storage where my household usually holds meetings."

"A rook? Castling could work," said Sirzechs.

"'Castling?'" Repeated Damon.

"It's where the rook and king piece trade places in chess," explained Adrian, "She kicks my ass with that move every time we play." Damon raised an eyebrow,

"You and Rias...play chess?"

"Yeah...what do you think we do?"

"...I always thought you two fuck like rabbits all the time." Adrians' eyes briefly widened,

"Dude! Her brother is right there!" Damon blinked,

"...I, ALWAYS, THOUGHT, YOU TWO, FUCK LIKE RABBITS, ALL, THE, TIME!" Damon repeated purposely shouting to gain everyones attention, and causing Adrian to bring a palm to his face.

"Well, regardless if castling can work, I'd rather you not go alone," Sirzechs said to his little sister.

"She's not going alone," said Damon, "Me and Issei are going with her as backup."

"Hold up, why you?" Interjected Adrian.

"Because, I fucked everything up, I should fix it," said Damon, striking a Superman pose as he finished his sentence.

"I reccomend using some of Sirzechs power if you're going to bring more than yourself," Grayfia said to Rias.

"Great! Perfect! Let's go!" Said Damon.

"Before you go, take these," Azazel handed a pair of silver arm bands to Issei, "you can use them as compensation instead of an arm or leg. Stick the other one on the vampire kid when you get the chance." Soon Damon, Issei and Rias were on a red magic circle, ready to be transported.

"Take care of Rias for me!" Adrian told Damon.

"Don't worry!" Said Damon, right as they were being teleported Damon snidely added, "I'll even wear a condom-!" Before he could finish, the three were gone, leaving a white rook in their place.

"Did Damon say he was going to wear a condom while taking care of my sister?" Asked Sirzechs. Adrian nodded,

"I hate him..."