Tuesday - 7000
Lauren woke up at 7:00AM to the sound of her alarm bleeping in her face. With a moan, she stopped it and got up. After getting dressed and going trough her morning routine she she headed down to the cafeteria to eat her breakfast.
Instead of going to the food hall, she turned right and went down a nondescript corridor. She opened the door to a janitor's storeroom and flicked the light-switch, again bathing the room in a harsh white light. Lauren took a bit more time to look at the surroundings; most of the shelves were empty, but she saw a metal sink as well as a hose attached to the wall. There were also some rolls of toilet paper sitting on the lowest shelf. Aside from those items and the obvious self-made toilet in the middle, the room was bare. Lauren hadn't actually seen the inside of the toilet so she opened the lid and had a look. There was a huge plastic funnel acting as the bowl that reminded her of an aeroplane toilet, with a hole in the middle going directly down. The hole was an oval shape, giving enough space for her face to sit comfortably under it. She also noticed that the bowl was a bit shiny, and after running her finger up it she realised it was oil or some kind of lube, to make sure everything got to its destination. Lauren was very impressed with how thought-out and well-executed everything was.
Lauren stripped down to nothing and laid down on the floor. She put her head inside the device, lining her face up against the plastic bowl. The edges had been sanded down and were soft, further showing how well Rat had built it. She could also see the tiny camera positioned at the top of the bowl, with a few LEDs next to it to provide light. She could also feel a small drain near her head, but thankfully not under her head, which would have been uncomfortable.
Lauren had been lying on the floor naked for about ten minutes, when suddenly she heard footsteps approaching. She heard, but could not see the handle of the door turn and open. She had no way of knowing who it was until she saw Rat's familiar face peer over the top of the bowl. He was smiling.
"So, what do you think of my marvellous feat of engineering?" He said, still smiling.
"So far it's amazing," Lauren replied, "but I think we'll need to use it first."
"That, I can do."
Rat pulled down his trousers and boxers in one swift movement, then he sat down on the toilet. The LEDs next to the camera illuminated, giving a softer glow than the fluorescent tubes on the ceiling had. Lauren looked up at her boyfriend's bum, which had a thin layer of blonde hair. Rat was not that hairy. Lauren switched her attention to his penis, sitting surprisingly flaccid despite the arousing situation. Dark yellow pee began to flow from his penis, hitting the bowl and streaming down the funnel until it reached Lauren's face. Lauren had her mouth agape to catch as much as possible, but she still spluttered when the incredibly bitter morning pee streamed into her mouth. Fortunately, there wasn't too much to come from Rat's bladder and the stream stopped not long after it had started. Lauren looked at his dark pink asshole, surrounded by little blonde hairs, as it began to open up. It was no secret that Rat ate too much junk food, and this was evident when Lauren saw a thick, glistening and incredibly dark turd leave his poop chute. The turd had a hard, knobbly head that quickly transitioned into a dark, smooth mass. Rat was pushing out the turd slowly, and once it was about 20cm in length it was cut off by his sphincter. It fell diagonally, with the knobbly head landing on the small exposed part of Lauren's cheek, next to her mouth, and the rest of it to the side on the bowl. Lauren wiggled her head slightly, and the cobbled beginning of Rat's poop finally got into her mouth. Lauren bit down and began to chew, as the bitter flavour exploded in her mouth. Lauren knew, from her own experience, that it was poop like this that tastes the worst. All the fats, salt and sugar from the junk food combined into a nasty mess. Despite all this, Lauren was the one being the toilet here, so she kept chewing away. She looked up momentarily to see a thinner turd with the same mushy consistency spurt out of Rat's asshole and onto the side of the bowl, where it began to slide down towards Lauren's mouth. Rat let out a few more of these creamy poops, with one actually landing on Lauren. The rest were sliding down the bowl, leaving skid marks. Lauren finished Rat's first and largest turd, and began chewing down the other messes which just combined into a dirty mess. Lauren was gagging as she chowed down on the disgusting shit, but mercifully she finished it relatively quickly. Rat stood up and looked back into the toilet to see the mess he'd made. Lauren was lying there with shit marks on her face and a full mouth, and the plastic funnel had nasty skid marks on one side. Lauren hadn't noticed it but saw now that Rat's cock was hard and erect. He stroked it a little. He went over and grabbed a roll of toilet paper, and after wiping his dirty asshole he dropped the toilet paper in the bowl where Lauren began to chew on that as well.
"That's me done. I wonder if anyone else will come this morning." Rat said as he pulled up his trousers, hiding his boner as best as he could.
He shut the toilet lid, putting Lauren into near complete darkness as the LEDs had switched off, the only light coming through small gaps from the room lighting.
Rat walked over to the door.
"Hope you liked that, Lauren. See you later..." he said, his voice trailing off as he left the room.
Lauren waited for another ten minutes or so before deciding that breakfast was over and that no one else would be coming. She came out from under the toilet, washed her face in the sink, and went up to her room.
Thank goodness she was off lessons for the week.
