Poipole's art contest began. Other contestants included Lily, Twin Anthony, and Spencer from iCarly!
Twin Anthony: Why are you entering this contest?
Spencer: Because I'm an artist.
Twin Anthony: But the contest is for paintings, not sculptures.
Spencer: It is?...Eh, whatever.
Spencer decided to partake in the contest anyway.
Sasha: Anthony, I just got off the phone with Karli, and she said she can't come.
Twin Anthony: Why not?
Another Pokémon entering the contest was a Wynaut.
Sasha: She said she has, and I quote, "apocalyptic diarrhea."
Twin Anthony: ….What is that?
Sasha: I'm not sure. But I'm hoping it's just a ton of poop and not actually poop that will end the world.
The host of the contest, who was just some random person, went up to the stage.
The Host: Bla bla bla, the theme of the contest is tragedy, bla bla bla.
Spencer painted that time when Carly ruined his sculpture by hitting it with a character sledgehammer one too many times. Twin Anthony painted Sonic and Omega teaming up. Poipole painted a pineapple pizza getting burnt. Lily painted a bunch of turds getting flushed down a toilet. Just the thought of perfectly good poop getting flushed made her start to cry.
The Host: And the winner of the contest, and the 10,000 Poké Dollars is…
The host pointed at a little girl who was in a wheelchair due to a broken leg.
The Host: Her!
The little girl went up to the stage to accept her award.
Twin Anthony: Hold the phone! I apologize in advance for what I'm about to do, but she should NOT be the winner! Her painting is horrible! It's just four black triangles. How does that even fit the tragedy theme?
The Winner: The triangles symbolize death and famine and stuff.
Twin Anthony turned to the host.
Twin Anthony: This is still bologna! I'll bet you only picked her as the winner because her broken leg made you feel sorry for her.
The Host: I did no such thing! And the fact that she's my cousin's daughter also had nothing to do with it.
Spencer: That's good to know.
Twin Anthony: BUT IT'S JUST FOUR TRIANGLES!
Spencer: Art is subjective.
Twin Anthony: Not THAT subjective! Come on, Sasha and Meowstic. Let's go home and make sure Karli's diarrhea didn't reduce the human race.
Twin Anthony ran home.
Sasha and Meowstic: Wait for us.
Sasha and Meowstic ran after Twin Anthony.
The Winner: I'm happy I won, but I just wish something could be done about my leg.
Suddenly, Pepsiman appeared. Pepsiman ran up to the winner and handed her a Pepsi. She opened it and took a sip.
The Winner: This is delicious!
The winner's leg was healed.
The Winner: My leg feels so much better now! Thank you so much, Pepsiman!
Pepsiman started to run off, but then he tripped and fell on his butt.
Poipole: Sorry I didn't win the money for you, Diancie. Did you ever think of something else I could…?
Diancie: I decided I'm just gonna try to teach you anyway.
Poipole: Really?
Diancie: Yeah. I was gonna say the thing you could do for me was get my best friend Celebi to break up with her boyfriend, but that would make her unhappy because she likes him somehow. Then I started thinking of other stuff I could have you do, but they all just got me thinkin' about how my life isn't nearly as awesome as it used to be. So whatever, I don't care anymore. I'll teach you how to use Telepathy some other day. I just have to figure out HOW to teach you first.
Poipole: Ok. Thanks.
Diancie: Now go away.
Poipole: Uhh…alright.
Poipole left.
Whatshername: Do you think we'll ever see him again after you teach him?
Diancie: It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he becomes part of our group even though it's supposed to be just me and Celbs.
Whatshername: Well I don't know about…hey!
Spencer: Can one of you give me a ride back to Seattle?
Whatshername: I don't know where that is. Diancie, do you?
Whatshername realized Diancie was gone.
Spencer: Where'd she go?
Whatshername: I don't know, but I can tell she didn't care about helping you.
Some Time Later
Poipole: Can I have that lesson now?
Diancie: …Have we met before?
Poipole: It's me, Poipole. You said you would try to teach me how to use Telepathy.
Diancie: …I don't remember that at all. And it really doesn't sound like me.
Whatshername: It was on that day when we were fighting all those Yoshis.
Diancie: Oh yeah, white and gold guy. What you wanna do is think really hard about what words you wanna say and who you wanna say them to. That's how I learned to do it, but I can guarantee you, it won't work for you.
Poipole followed Diancie's instructions.
Poipole (Telepathically): Can anybody hear me?
Whatshername: Yeah.
Emolga: Yes.
Diancie: Somehow.
Poipole: Awesome! No more language barrier with humans for me!
Emolga: Actually, humans have several different…never mind.
