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First, I would like to say that I appreciate any feedback on this story.

Warnings: Yaoi, cursing, description

So chapter seven has a lot of description but please do try to read through it and not skip it when I'm describing clothes

..you'll see at the bottom why

Anyways enjoy chapter seven!


Chapter 7

"Now then Izumi, do you understand everything you must do for your first time?" Tamaki asked for the umpteenth time after he finished his 'teachings'. The raven haired groaned, "Yes! Can we please move on now?" To be honest he didn't even bother listening to the blonde as he spoke.

The blonde smiled and laughed at Izumi's irritated expression. "Alright, Kaoru! Hikaru! It's your turn to fix him up." he called over to the twins that were lying lazily on the couch.

They both got up and looked at each other; both were wearing mischievous little grins on their faces. Right away Tamaki could tell the twins were up to no good once again. Oh God, they'll probably mess up on purpose or torture Izumi.

"Is this really necessary?" the raven haired sighed as the twins started to drag him into a dressing room. "Of course it is. You may already be good looking but you still need a little bit of a makeover. Not to mention those clothes you're wearing is unacceptable for attending the ladies!" Tamaki responded firmly to him.

"They're just casual clothes." the raven haired muttered under his breath as the twins closed the curtains to the spacious dressing room.

The dressing room contained a wardrobe and a vanity table filled with makeup, hair products, cutting equipment, and a bunch of other stuff he couldn't name. He was then made to sit in a chair as the plastic covering cape used for haircuts was wrapped around him.

The whole time he was scowling, frustrated at having no choice but to sit still the whole time the twins do who knows what to his hair and face.

Hikaru started dampening Izumi's hair to begin trimming the messy locks and take out the split ends. Kaoru began working on Izumi's face, grabbing the tweezers, "Izumi, I need you to look up." The raven haired still had that scowl on his face and refused to cooperate.

This irritated the auburn haired so instead he grabbed the raven haired's chin and forced him to look at him. The boy had a shocked expression on his face at the forcefulness he gave.

Kaoru narrowed his eyes, pushing away his feelings for the other. Completely changing the girlish attitude he developed over the past few days to being serious and focused, concentrating only at plucking out the unnecessary hairs. Completely missing the light blush forming on the raven haired's face at the focused expression Kaoru gave him.

"Don't move." He brought the tweezers up to the raven haired's eyebrows and plucked it into shape.

Izumi winced a bit as Kaoru worked, this is the first time he was getting his eyebrows done. It stung every time the tweezers plucked out another hair.

After a while the raven haired got used to the feeling and it didn't sting that much anymore. That is until Kaoru plucked out a certain, little stubborn, thick hair.

"Ow!" he flinched and jerked his head away from the evil tweezers.

"Don't move or I'll make you bald!" the twin behind him threatened. Izumi ignored him and proceeded to rub the stinging away with his hand. Kaoru clearly looked amused at his outburst, which Izumi countered with a glare.

The auburn haired continued to work as he grabbed the other's, once again scowling, face and tilted it backwards. Inspecting Izumi's chin and jaw for any little stubs. As he thought there weren't any. He figured the raven haired didn't have much body hair considering how his chest was hairless and his eyebrows didn't need much attention.

"Hm, well this is done." Kaoru said and let go of Izumi's face. "Yeah, finished here too." his brother said and took off the covering cape.

Now they needed to change his clothes to match today's theme. "Come on, take off your clothes." Kaoru said as Hikaru went over to the wardrobe to grab Izumi's costume.

The raven haired stared at the costume Hikaru was holding up and his face twisted in disgust. "Do I have to wear that?" he eyed the overdressed hanger holding the costume; there must have been at least three articles of clothing on it.

"Boss picked this character for you. So yes." the twin holding the costume up said slyly.

"Couldn't he have picked a character that isn't going to cause me hypothermia?" There was no way he was going to wear that.

"Stop complaining and strip already." Hikaru responded nonchalantly.

The raven haired glared at him and stood up. He angrily began to take off his black shirt, finding it to be a mistake when the sudden stretch of his arms caused a sharp pain to his abdomen.

"Shit!" he cursed and let go of his shirt, holding his stomach as he hunched over. Izumi backed up and his heels hit the legs of the chair; but he managed to keep his balance and not fall over.

"Don't hurt yourself now." both twins said at the same time. How irritating both of them were.

"Shut up." responding through his teeth, he soothed out the pain in his wound.

Although Kaoru was a little concerned, he stared blankly at the raven haired.

After Izumi had ignored him in the hallway earlier he decided he wasn't going to sit tight like a good little girl. He decided he would pay the raven haired back at his own game. Two can play at this, asshole. And so that's why Kaoru controlled his actions to be the little devil he was when with his brother.

"Oi Hikaru! Come help me out with this!" they heard the voice that belonged to the blonde shout across the host club. Kaoru mentally cursed at the odds.

Hikaru sighed and turned to him, "You can finish up here, right?" He nodded and grabbed the costume from his brother's hands. Dang this is pretty heavy.

"Alright, remember the makeup." Hikaru reminded as he exited the dressing room, leaving Kaoru with a still pained Izumi.

"Do you need help?" he sighed as the raven haired tried to take off his shirt again only to wince in pain and retreat his hands.

"I don't need your help." Izumi snapped back, attempting once again.

He couldn't make his elbows go up without causing him pain. By now his abdomen was throbbing and he couldn't take his pills, having already taken them recently.

Izumi considered taking Kaoru's offer in helping him but then that would just contradict his decision in ignoring the auburn haired. I won't ask for help.

He once again grabbed the hem of his shirt, thinking about just going for it. He was about to raise his elbows higher despite the pain when a hand was placed on it.

"Stop it. Don't force it if it hurts." Kaoru muttered, he couldn't take seeing the raven haired's pained expression. Izumi kept his head down, remaining still and silent.

The auburn haired sighed and grabbed the hem of the shirt from his hands. "Don't move." he said and he stretched the shirt to make Izumi's elbows go through without having to raise them.

Once he got both of them free of the shirt he pulled it over the raven haired's head and threw it to the side.

"There you see, simple and easy."

Still Izumi had his head down and didn't speak. "Izumi, I need you to take off your pants too." Kaoru was beginning to find this game of ignorance aggravating.

The raven haired remained silent and didn't comply; for a second he considered snapping at the other but got a brilliant idea.

Smirking, he instead grabbed the hem of Izumi's jeans and undid the fly himself. This successfully captured the attention of Izumi, startling him. "I-I'll do that my-myself!" he stuttered out, face red of embarrassment. How cute Izumi was when he wasn't mocking Kaoru.

The auburn haired let go and backed away, "If you say so."

Izumi hurriedly took his jeans off, stepping over them once they hit the floor. Damn it, how dare he! The raven haired certainly never imaged him doing that.

It seems like for the first time Izumi caught a glimpse of who Kaoru really was. He got to see the mischievous cunning side of him he was capable of being. He was snapped out of his thoughts as the auburn haired handed him one article of clothing.

It was a weird type of jumpsuit that was short-sleeved. The material was thick and the sides were white with horizontal lines. The suit has a thick black line that goes down the middle.

"Come on, put it on." the auburn haired encouraged, pushing it into his hands. The raven haired knew he had no choice so he grabbed it and unzipped it from the back.

Once he put it on, Kaoru helped him with the zipper. The jumpsuit was sort of tight and uncomfortable to wear. They also stopped at his knees. He watched as Kaoru got out a roll of fake bandages and started to wrap it around his bare arms.

"This guy wears bandages on his arms and his legs." he explained before the other could ask.

He finished with the bandages and took out the next piece of clothing from the hanger. It was a black cape. The auburn haired put it around his shoulders and clicked on the red clip. The cape was heavy and was the type that hanged over his shoulders, hiding his biceps.

Izumi felt incredibly warm wearing the clothes. "There's still more."

The raven haired glanced over at the other and noticed a smirk he was wearing. He was confused for a second until he saw the next article.

His eyes widened and he shook his head, "No absolutely no! I'm not going to wear that!"

He snickered at the horrified expression the raven haired gave him. "Come on we're nearly done~" he teased waving the pants-like clothing around.

They were tight at the bottom but wide open at the top. A reversed version of what pants should actually be like.

In order for them to not fall down they had an elastic strap for the waist. They looked ridiculous, as if they were clown pants but worse.

In the anime the character had the coolest outfit ever, but in real life it looked stupid. "Wouldn't want to get a lecture from Tamaki, right?" he added. Izumi looked lost as what to do, so he reluctantly grabbed the pants and put it on.

The elastic at the waist held on tightly and prevented them from falling off. He felt like a clown. No, worse than a clown.

He swears the last of his dignity just died. "That's it right?" Izumi asked hopefully. Again Kaoru gave him that smirk, "Nope."

He went over to the vanity table and grabbed what looked like face paint. "What's that for?" the raven haired alarmingly asked. "He has a tattoo so I need to draw it."

He enjoyed how the other watched the face paint in his hands as if it were poison. "Sit down on the chair." he ordered.

Izumi hesitantly sat down and looked up. "Where's the tattoo?" he muttered, looking to the side to avoid eye contact.

Happy that the raven haired asked, he gladly said, "It's on his face."

The other's blue eyes widened in shock as he looked at his amber one's. Kaoru grabbed Izumi's chin and tilted it up more.

"It's around the eye so don't move. At all." he warned as he brought the dark red painting marker to his cheek.

He was so concentrated on making the design perfect that he didn't notice how close his face actually was to Izumi's. The latter did however, which would explain the blush developing around his cheeks.

Having his face so close to the auburn haired's and not being able to move back, caused his heart to beat loudly in his ears. As his amber eyes bore into his blue one's he couldn't help but flush faintly. You'd think that both Izumi and Kaoru had switched bodies or something.

It wasn't until he finished drawing the fake tattoo, and really looked at the raven haired's face, did he notice the blush that had spread.

A daring grin had formed on his face as he studied Izumi's face. "What's wrong Izumi? Are you actually blushing?" he mocked as he tilted the raven haired's head closer to his, keeping his grip on Izumi's chin.

He watched as the other became beet red at the question. He chuckled lowly and decided to do a payback for the kiss a couple of days ago. He rubbed his thumb under Izumi's lip and they parted a bit. Kaoru brought his head in closer, and went to go 'kiss' him.

He could feel the heat on his face raise immensely as the auburn haired brought his closer, and closer. Izumi unconsciously lowered his eyelids a little and opened his mouth wider.

Although, just before their lips could touch Kaoru let go of his chin and backed away. The dumbstruck raven haired stared at him as he went go the vanity table, grabbing what looked like a small black beanie and a forest green bandanna.

Seeing the puzzled expression on Izumi had him feeling good about himself. "Oh don't tell me you seriously forgot about last time." he teasingly said.

The raven haired gave him a glare and turned his head away, still refusing to talk to him it seemed. "Here put this on." he said as he handed the small black beanie to him.

Izumi turned his head and looked at it curiously. "It goes on your head" At that his blue eyes snapped up and glared at Kaoru's. "I know that." he growled and snatched the beanie-like hat away and put it on.

Kaoru then went over and tied the green bandanna around his neck. "He covers his face with this completely, but we're just going to leave it down like this."

Once he was done he stepped back and motioned for Izumi to stand up. He then handed him sandals similar to the ones in the anime. He stared at the dressed-up boy who had a scowl on his face once again.

Truthfully the costume looked extremely good on him. He looked just like the original character. Except his character had blue hair and he had black. But the beanie covered up most of Izumi's hair so he didn't see a reason to change it.

He grinned widely, "All done! Looks good too."

He was loathing the costume. He walked over to the mirror on the vanity table and stared at himself. "I look like a fucking clown." he said as he twisted his face in disgust.

The auburn haired laughed behind him and replied, "Stop complaining, you look fine. Let's show everyone." The raven haired sighed and walked out of the dressing room with Kaoru.


Everyone's reactions towards Izumi made him officially declare they were all upright morons. Apparently he looked 'cool' in the costume while he thought he looked like a clown. They're blind morons; that's what they are. He bitterly thought, sitting on a couch.

He glanced over to the other hosts and took in their costumes. Tamaki, who was trying to convince Haruhi to wear her costume, wore a black tux with a red tie and blue sunglasses. Why couldn't I get something that simple? The costume Haruhi was supposed to wear was a tight sleeveless vest that was white and had a blue cross design going around it, with a blue mini skirt. That poor Haruhi.

Kyouya, who was sitting down writing away as always, wore some type of plated armor as a shirt with black pants that have a weird design on it, over it he has a high-collared coat that's dark green with a heart pattern going down the sleeves and sides of it. Over that is a blue cloak that clips in the middle.

But what got him the most was that the tattoo on his cheek was the same as the one he has on his. "Wait, why does he have the same character as me!?" Izumi asked angrily, not because they were the same but because his costume was much better than his clown one.

"Oh it's not the same." Kaoru told him as he looked over. Well he was only half correct. "They look the same but they're not."

The raven haired gave him a confused stare and said, "Are they twins or something?" The auburn haired laughed and shook his head. "No they're actually, um, how do I explain this?" he muttered as he grabbed his chin in a thinking way.

"They're from different universes. They're counterparts of each other. So they have the same appearance and name but they're from two completely different worlds." Hikaru said who came up besides his brother. Kaoru nodded in agreement.

"Two completely different people." they both said in unison while looking at the dressed up Izumi.

Izumi sighed as he was suddenly left utterly confused but couldn't care less anymore. "Maybe if you watched the show you wouldn't be so lost." they told him in sync.

The raven haired glared at them feeling frustrated. "I told you I don't watch anime." he growled back. The auburn heads shook in disappointment, "What a sad life you lead."

He knew better than to take that the wrong way. He knew the twins were kidding and didn't mean it that way. But he couldn't help think about all the shit he's been through; all the sadness, violence, and abuse. He's always had a 'sad life'. Not once did he get the chance to be happy without it backfiring on him.

Izumi felt the symptoms of a panic attack rising up. He took a deep breath and pushed it away, calming down.

For a brief moment Kaoru thought he said something wrong. For a second Izumi looked..scared. The raven haired looked horrified before he closed his eyes.

When he opened them again he was back to normal. "Just because I'm not hogged up in anime like you people doesn't mean it's sad." he retorted back.

"That's what I keep telling them." Haruhi, who walked by with a different costume than the one she was supposed to wear, said.

The costume she had in her hands was a long light pink dress with a teal diamond design around the waist. "You guys should go get dressed too before the girls come." the girl said to the twins and walked off to the dressing room.

The raven haired watched as the auburn heads sighed and walked off to a separate dressing room as well. Izumi glanced over to where Honey finished eating his sweets while Mori instructed him to brush his teeth.

Honey had on a full blue jumpsuit with a white belly, it had a green mark on the back. It also had a matching blue cat tail with a white tip and ears.

Mori had a similar black jumpsuit with matching tail and ears. His also had the same mark on the back that was white. Except he had on green pants while Honey didn't wear anything over the jumpsuit except for a green ribbon around his neck.

Well at least I don't have to wear that hideous cat costume. Still he hated his. "Izumi do you remember what I've told you?"

The raven haired looked up at the blonde standing in front of him. Izumi sighed for the umpteenth time that day.

"Be cool and calm. Your character doesn't talk much. And use your charm!" Tamaki explained before Izumi had a chance to answer.

He began scowling again. It's beginning to become a habit with these idiots around.

"And don't you dare make that face in front of the ladies. You must wear a smile at all times. Come on, smile!" Tamaki continued and smiled himself to show an example.

"No." Izumi replied giving the blonde a blank face. The blonde stared at him for a while and then sharply turned towards the four eyed.

"Mommy! Izumi is being rebellious!" he whined.

Kyouya looked up and pushed up his glasses. "Izumi. Behave." The four eyed then turned back to his notebook.

Tamaki turned towards Izumi expectantly.

"No." he repeated and stood up, planning to sit in another couch far from the blonde. That is until the blonde decided to attack him.

"No! You used to be such a cute kid! Why are you like this!?" Tamaki shouted as he tackled the raven haired.

Unfortunately Izumi lost his balance and fell down, taking the blonde with him. He groaned as the impact caused a sharp pain to his head, back, and ass. His hat had fallen off along with Tamaki's sunglasses.

"Ow!" The raven haired winced and sat up with his elbows supporting him, not able to go all the way for some reason.

"Get off!" Izumi growled when he noticed the blonde boy straddling him. "No! Not until you go back to being a cute and adorable kid!" Tamaki childishly barked.

"Get off damn it!" He was seriously reaching his breaking point with this boy. "Then at least smile!" the blonde snapped back, and when the raven haired started scowling he grabbed his cheeks with both hands.

Izumi flustered in embarrassment from having his cheeks suddenly pinched.

"Daddy wants you to smile~!" The blonde continued as he tried to mold his cheeks into a smile. Pinching and pulling them with his hands as he attempted to make a decent smile, being careful with the drawn tattoo.

The raven haired was trying to push his hands away but the blonde wouldn't let go. "Tamaki stop harassing Kaneko." The blonde stopped and turned towards the voice.

Haruhi was there in her costume with some bow-like ribbons on her short brown hair. She looks really cute in that dress! The blonde thought and went to compliment his daughter when the twins showed up.

"Yea Daddy, I don't think Mommy would appreciate you having an affair." the oldest twin mocked. Kaoru kept quiet watching both boys on the floor.

"An affair?" Tamaki questioned and glanced over at Izumi. His face turned beet red when he noticed the position they were in.

Izumi was resting back on his elbows with Tamaki above him, his legs on each side so that the blonde was straddling him. Izumi's hair was messed up from the hat he was wearing, which had fallen on the floor. His whole face was dark red with embarrassment. Tamaki was holding Izumi's chin now and was tilting it upward towards him. They were in a very inappropriate position.

While the blonde was distracted Izumi took advantage and shoved him back roughly. "Off!" he growled once again and got up, brushing himself off. He attempted to fix his hair by running his fingers through it. He snatched the hat from the floor and walked away, muttering curses under his breath.

Kaoru stared as the raven haired stormed, rather than walked, away in a fuss. He felt a little joy in watching Izumi get so frustrated and flustered. Still he wasn't too happy with whatever it was that the blonde was trying to do. He didn't like the position they were just in at all.

"It-it wasn't like that at all!" Tamaki explained trying to make them believe him. "I was just trying to get him to smile!" Both Hikaru and Kaoru shook their heads at him. "We never would've imagined you to swing that way boss." they both said slyly.

"What!? No! I don't-!" The blonde started before the twins cut him off. "What would Kyouya have to say about you switching mommies?" Tamaki gasped and turned to the four eyed. The auburn heads fought the urge to start laughing at the scene.

Kyouya simply glanced up from his notebook and pushed up his glasses. "I don't care." he said and returned to the book.

"Oh no he's mad."

By then both Hikaru and Kaoru bit their lips to prevent the giggles from coming out. Tamaki went to his corner and started muttering to himself. "He's mad at me now. I thought I could make Izumi into my fourth child but that's all ruined. Now I'm having an affair with Izumi. No wonder they don't get along. I'm a terrible father."

And they cracked. The twins were rolling on the floor, banging on it as they laughed hysterically.

"Guys that was a little too far." Haruhi sighed. She went over to the blonde and patted his shoulder. "Don't worry Tamaki. I'm sure Kyouya isn't mad. We all knew you were going to do that eventually." she said trying to cheer up the depressed blonde.

But unknowingly to her that only made Tamaki feel even worse. He started to childishly cry, "Even Haruhi thinks I'm a terrible father!" Clearly the girl didn't know she said something wrong.

He reached his patience with these lunatics. First, they barged into his room without permission, then he was literally dragged to school, forced to sit and listen to the blonde blabber about his expected behavior, was teased and dressed up by the twins, tackled to the ground, and lastly he got his cheeks manhandled by the blonde. He swears if anything else happens he'll snap.

"Izumi?"

At that the raven haired sharply looked over at the voice, ready to throw a threat, but calmed down when he noticed it was only Honey.

The Lolita boy smiled up at him, "Do you want one? Sweets will make you happy!" The whole club room seemed to have quieted as they observed Izumi's reaction.

The raven haired gave the short boy a warm smile. "Thank you Honey. I appreciate that." he said as he accepted the dessert he didn't know the name of. The crew visibly sighed, pleased with the response.

The Lolita boy just grinned up at him and skipped away. Izumi sighed again; he sure did have a weak spot for cute things. He glanced over at the twins as they got closer. Izumi was immediately on high alert. "We're just going to fix your hair." they said as they noticed him tense up. The raven haired relaxed vaguely and let them brush his hair back in place.

As they were doing this, Izumi took a look at their costumes. Hikaru was wearing a long white coat with black linings and black jeans. Kaoru wore a black coat with orange linings that only had one sleeve, the other side was sleeveless. He had a brown belt at the waist. Then he wore some baggy khakis under. On his right bicep, where it was sleeveless, there was a red drawn on mark similar to the one's Mori and Honey have on their backs.

"What the hell is up with these marks?" Izumi questioned as he eyed the weird red mark. Kaoru followed his eyes that landed on his shoulder. "Oh it's a gui-"

All of a sudden they all heard numerous shoes making their way towards Music Room 3. "Get in position!" the blonde shouted as he gathered everyone together; everyone except Izumi who bared his teeth and growled when Tamaki got too close.

He did not want the blonde close to him at the moment. He was still mad at what happened. Everyone got into some position surrounding the blonde who sat in a chair with crossed legs.

Izumi just scoffed and placed his chin on his palm, holding his arm up with his knee that was over the other. And when the doors opened he refused to look that way and stared somewhere else. This is going to be one hell of a day. Someone please save him.


Hopefully you guys have not skipped the parts where I'm describing the costumes. The reason why I wanted you guys to not skip it is because I want everyone to guess what anime they think the Host Club will be cosplaying.

It's a popular anime and it's ongoing. Shouldn't be too hard but yea review if you want on what you think the anime is. I'll see you next time! Bye!

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