Hello, my dear readers. I'm so sorry I was very late in publishing this new chapter. I never had a chance of uploading it due to my job as a teacher. Gosh, that was really tiring and mind-juggling.

Not to mention, that lowlife boss of mine is an asshole.

This is my only chance of doing this. Please, be patient my dear readers J

Warning: swear words, lots of cussing and degrading stuff. Need I say more?

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn is a canon anime and manga made by Ms. Akira Amano with ArtLand. The plot is made by the owner and it is not her responsibility if there are any coincidences with either the real life or other fanfictions inside the site.

2-in-1 ID Game

Chapter 3

Oh, what a beautiful day it is! The summer heat is approaching, the ocean breeze is alluring, the green grass on high mountains is tempting...

In other words, a pleasant day to take a lazy back and a long nap in a vacation house -

But not in this place...

"Bastard! Continue saying that you want to take a vacation or you will take your lazy ass forever and kiss this job goodbye. Don't test my patience."

"Y - Yes, Miura-sama."

Namimori Hõgaku Shõkai, also known as Namimori Law Firm. Or should we say 'The Baby New York.' How did some come up with that name? Let's see.

"Everyone, this is Miura Haru speaking. Today is not the day for your relaxation. Any cheap human being caught slacking off will be subdued to an overnight work without pay. Compisce? Now, back to work."

Now that's an overnight stay.

"A building that never sleeps."

"Yes, I think so, too."

"What a heartless freak."

"Too bad, she's beautiful. Her attitude is not though."

"Well, that's Rafflesia for you."

Then, a laughter followed.

Suddenly, a rough voice tore their joyful moment.

"Excuse me, dimwits..."

The lauging individuals turned their heads to look, then froze.

There she is, smiling sweetly towards them.

This is not good.

"Could you kindly go to my office for a second?"

Say goodbye to your job and profession.

"You're fired."

"B - but why - "

"Your face pissed me off, that's why."

"That's not the reason - "

"Yes, that's the reason. Now, surrender your license to the authorities and quit this profession."

"But I - "

"Nuh-uh. You heard me, you're fired."

"But I didn't do anything wrong."

"I don't care. Get lost."

"Wha - "

"Lose your license or be the world's most wanted criminal? Your choice."

"You - "

"Guards, could you come here and kick this sorry cheap out of my office?"

"Miss Miura, you'll never get away with this. You hear me?! I'll sue you! Get off me, you jerks! Someday, you'll find someone who's more selfish than you! Think you're the best lawyer in town?! I don't think so! Then I'll have my last laugh! You hear me - "

Clank! Crash! Boom!

"... Yes, I heard the clutter you made."

Her secretary just shook her head to their co-worker.

Ms. Watanabe is one of their best lawyers around.

And the Ice Queen just fired her.

Not only that, the poor girl would never live her long-life dream because she has to revoke her own license or she'll never get any job in Japan and could never board an airplane until she die.

How many workers fired in a week? Five? Seven?

Oh... Fifteen.

She sighed. She should not bother her boss or she'll loose her job as well.

Miura Haru. Beautiful. Seductive. Good lawyer.

Except for her attitude.

But, she was intelligent. She was the only person in Namimori to enter the town's most prestigious and most elite school Midori. She was also the toughest youngest scholas in Japan. She was sixteen years old when she graduated in Tokyo University with a double degree in Public Relations and Sociology. She also graduated a degree in Politics and recieved a golden medal in Canterburry State University, in which she became a lawyer and beat her first case in a British court.

Today, she is now the current boss of a little law firm in Namimori.

How ironic, she was born in that small town, raised, and took the job there.

And as her position gets higher, her head gets bigger. She is turning into a cold-blooded amphibian with no means of giving in to a social life.

And alas, life is so freaking twisted. Wonder what happened to her and her romantic-less idiotic life? That would be a surprise.