Hey!

Trivial - but not so trivial - question: If Hibari Kyoya was born in a Harry Potter universe, what would be his name? I looked over a list of stories with their crossovers, and this is what I found.

When Harry Potter went to Namimori town to look for his... brother, he called him... HADRIAN. HADRIAN POTTER!

Alright!

From now on, I would call him Hadrian, instead of Hibari, from now on!

But seriously, that fic (which the title I could no longer remember) and its idea is fresh and unique, but I am not a fan of yaoi or boy-to-boy relationships IN ANIME, NOT IN REAL LIFE. I was already being used to them in their 'kuudere' or 'tsundere' attitude, then they would become 180 uke-wise?! That sure made me laugh, I will just skim the fic.

Nowadays, I'm currently editing a yaoi threesome between three manly-man characters in their original anime. Originally, I went berserk when I read scenes like 'the two of them kissed, then one of the two snuggled to the third one,' I almost punched the monitor and 'MAXIMUM INGRAM' it to bits! But I have to be open with this kind of fiction... as a friend.

I am a solid HibaHaru fan, okay?!

Jeez...

Before we start working on their blooming relationship, let's take a glimpse of the speed date first. Personally, this is the hardest and trickiest chapter I made so far! So I have to apologise right now if you find this chapter in the loops.

To compensate to that, I borrowed the characters in a Disney series, because they are the ones who were fitted to this technicalities. Please refer to chapter 12 for pre-details. And read the bottom part for further explanations.

That's all.

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn is a canon anime and manga made by Ms. Akira Amano with ArtLand. The plot is owned by the owner and it is not her responsibility if there are any coincidences with either the real life or other fanfictions inside the site.

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2-in-1 ID Game

Chapter 15

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"Welcome to the Annual Speed Dating Event here in I-heart-You Events Place, peoples!" An emcee dressed as the ace of hearts greeted the audience as he stood in the middle of a sea of red curtains and bright golden lights. The stage has a classy setup because of the wooden tables and golden lamps, it had beaten the Largo Theatre! Just how crazy the owner of this place could be?!

The audience, however, were unfazed to the extravagant background which was almost mistaken as the concert stage for Broadway works. They just clapped their hands as the emcee bowed to his right, to his left, and to his front, by a perfect arch. Gokudera told Takeshi that the emcee gaylord(1) whose wearing black leotards and a colorful parka can bow ninety degrees, but he never saw who that gaylord was.

"What gaylord? All I could see is the emcee on a card costume."

"Yes, that one."

When Gokudera said that, the ravenhead who turned down a baseball career offer, went three steps away from him, thinking of how weird the other one said the most obvious lie with a straight face. Maybe he was delusional, but where is the gaylord wearing a parka on the stage?

But, he noticed an obvious blunder and asked the silverhead about his discovery.

"Ahh... Gokudera, this might be odd... but isn't it too dark to wear shades?"

"Oh, that - " Gokudera tried to explain, but was cut off when the emcee seemed to notice their stanged stare.

"Now, why am I wearing shades?... "

Did they said it out loud? Or maybe, the halls made their voice bounce off the walls.

That's humiliating, for sure.

But the emcee seemed to expect that question, so he continued anyway. "Well, Lussie the ace of hearts wants you to experience the... Biggest!... "

A bright white light shone on the farthest right.

"Sparkiest!... "

This time, the farthest left.

"Boldest!... "

Two flashy lights appeared on either side of him.

"And brightest celebrations ever!"

A loud fanfare from the musical ensemble around the stage blared as several lights appeared around the stage, as well as the audience area. People hooted and clapped as they yelled their anticipation and excitement.

As the cheers calmed down, and as the lights gradually dimmed, the emcee yelled on his microphone. " Now... let's meet our awesome cupid, RE - BORN!"

A big round of applause overlapped the grand exit of the emcee as they chant 'Reborn The Meister' more than once.

While they were doing that, a series of drum tapping thrummed the air. Its rhythmic patterns made a melody of folkdance in a culture festival. But to their group (mostly Hibari... but he kept his thoughts to himself because he didn't want to taste Kyoko's wrath like earlier), the melody they produced plagiarised a children's movie about a baby lion who was forced to grow up due from the loss of his parents when he was still a kid.(2)

Or maybe a story of a man who survived the harshness of the wild African forest when their ship crashed in an unnamed ocean and his parents died being eaten by a lion.(3)

... Somehow, the films the ravenhead thought had a commonality.

Suddenly, the red curtains were opened automatically to the side as it revealed... a white curtain?

Now, he wasn't sure if it was a malfunction, but an orange light flared at the back of that curtain. He knew it was a fire, due from the constant fuctuations of the light reflecting the white fabric.

Then, two shadows emerged from the back of that curtain. They looked like two big birds. Or peacocks with long legs? Well, whatever they were, but they looked like the people in a big-feathered costume you could only see see in Las Vegas.

"What the heck is this? A Wayang Kulit(4) show?" The skylark asked with crossed arms and a raised eyebrow.

"Well, wat'cha cuckoo-coo-ba-wa-wa, stuff it or I'll put a can in your mouth." Hana gave him a murderous look as he shut his mouth.

He just remebered that the pregnant woman would do as what she said like she promised it. She never breaks promises, not even grudges. So might as well sit ducks or she'll really put a can in his mouth.

"But it does look like a Japanese version of the Madison Square Garden, though." Kyoko answered, as her brother nodded his head while talking about fanfares in boxing matches.

Just then, a tall shadow walked at the middle of the stage behind the white curtain. Hibari guessed that the silhouette was a man, judging by the outline of the suit and the hat. Only a man could wear that, and it was also based by his manly instincts.

But the point is... the man's tall. He was roughly seven feet! And even if he appeared to be standing near the source of the light to make him tall, Hibari could not be deceived because of the fact that the man in front of them has really long legs.

Two seats away from them, the lawyers have the same predicament. Haru had a face that said, 'Are we in the right place,' while Dino accidentally choked on his spicy jalapeño -flavoured alcohol (he thought it was a glowing red punch - did he even had a sense of smell?!). Bianchi just glanced at him with dead-fish eyes, as Ukyo reprimanded him without reservations. But the shock still remained, for sure.

How the hell should they react if they're going to see such a kiddie show.

Wait, they're not in an asylum, right?

"Ciaossu, everyone." The silhouette greeted, as the music number began.

"I like to move it, move it. You like to move it, move it. They like to move it, move it. We like to - MOVE IT!(5)"

"It's... strange, don't you think?" The brunette began.

"I have no idea." Dino replied as he stared with wide eyes, still watery from his indecent act earlier.

Well, not only for the two of them. Back to the other group, they were standing with shock painted on their faces. The only one who did not was Takeshi who pumped his left fist in the air on the beat as he yelled, "It's not strange for me! What's funny is that, THE SONG IS NOT FITTED TO THE THEME!" He then laughed like there's nothing happened.

"Yeah... he said it." Gokudera said, as the skylark weakly nodded.

But one thing's for sure, it was confirmed that the silhouette is a full-grown man. A part of them was slightly relieved, however their doubts were still there.

The other larger part was hysteric to the whole ordeal.

Think about it, the theme of the whole pavilion and the place itself was of a romantic setting, the emcee earlier was from a famous story with a Cheshire Cat, and now... a mismatched stage production?!

Thankfully, the song ended fast. Although the silhouette in a fedora (which was way off the theme) continued his dialogue.

"Now, fellow lemons(6)! - "

Lemons -

Lemons -

Lemons -

"... And now it changed to another esque-sense? What's this now, a gathering for a Yakuza training?" Hana asked as the rest of the group listened, but their minds were being refilled with doubts.

Is this really the right place?!

Was the thought lingering their minds.

But all doubts washed away when they heard the main reason of the speed dating event.

" - because today is our golden anniversary tradition, a big prize would be given when your nameplate would be called - oh, sorry. Let me rephrase it... Each of you have a golden nameplate with numbers written on it... "

At that time, all of the audience looked over their number plates to momentarily forget the shadow, but he still continued. "... Those number plates you were wearing right now corresponds to your seat you were going to stay in." After that, there was a short series of fanfare.

A member of the audience raised his voice as he asked as soon as the fanfare finished. "... And? Where are we going to sit? Not here, I hope.

"Well, no worries there, pal!" A new, younger voice entered the audio waves, as one of the undisturbed areas - which was the ceiling - glowed, showing the face of the owner of the younger voice. There shown a kid with a chip-like outline and orange hair. Beside him is another kid with a green hair. This new scene brought a set of reactions from the group of professors and the group of lawyers at the audience, though they still have the same bewildered look on their faces with a little... exaggeration on it. Only Takeshi was the one who looked pleased with the scene.

Not only him, but whoever the silhouette behind that curtain seemed nonchalant at this ploy as he announced, "Please welcome our main sponsor of this event: Phineas and Ferb!" After that dialogue, Hibari's ears almost fell off because they played that 'Gitchee Gitchee Goo' once again.

Do they have to play that around?! Or do they even have a melody sense?! This is way off my imagination what a speed date must be like. Come to think of it, is this even a speed dating event?!

... Wait... Was the ceiling falling off?!

Not only him, but all of the people inside the pavilion opened their mouths thinking of the panicked reason how come a ceiling of a modernised, monthly-refurbished quality would fall off. Some thought of an earthquake, because Japan is always hit with earthquakes, right? Others thought of a huge hurricane, but get real! Hurricanes occur only in the West, they only have thunderstorms and tropical or sub-tropical cyclones. However, the greatest imagined scenario came from - despite of his classy looks from being an ex-lawyer - Gokudera, who screamed about an extra-terrestrial-something -

"An UMA! An UMA!"

That's the one.

"What's an UMA? I thought it's a UFO." Ryohei interfered.

Out of exasparation, the silverhead shook the other as he desperately pointed to the sky. "NO, IDIOT, AN UNIDENTIFIED MYTHICAL ANIMAL - you know, THAT GREEN MONSTER WHO RIPS OFF CEILINGS(7)?! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

"Oh, come on Mr. Gokudera. You're overthinking things. Look, the ceiling's opened part flipped with no jagged edges. It means it opens mechanically, not ripped by force." Takeshi contradicted as he anticipated the thing appearing beyond the ceiling.

"No, Sherlock! THERE'S AN UMA! AN UMA!... "

As the silverhead was yelling unintelligible words cheaper than his age (and looks), Hana was slowly backing away pulling her husband's and Kyoko's arms. "... Why did you bring that lunatic here, Kyoko?" But all she received were an intelligible amount of silence.

When the ceiling fully opened, silence enveloped the whole pavilion... save for the nitwit who kept on screaming about apocalypses and UMA's.

"... Can someone please escort him outside?" The silhouette from earlier announced as all eyes turned to the idiot. But don't worry, the ones who were getting tired of his agony have their murderous ideas to shut his tramp. And surprisingly, the one who was all cool with the whole ordeal suddenly glared daggers at him with malice.

"Gokudera... you're getting unwanted attention. Could you please lower down your voice?... " Kyoko smiled with all teeth, like an angel, but the glint in her eyes could tell she was really pissed, and he might get knocked out cold.

Granted, the silverhead finally conceded with a shaky "Okay... " and watery eyes.

The orange-haired named Phineas then continued, "It's a bird... it's a plane... no. IT'S THE BIGEST! - "

He then paused as he made way for a short note -

"BADDEST! - "

Then second -

"AND THE FASTEST! GYRATING! MACHINE! EVER!"

And a series of fanfares resounded the whole opened pavilion. But they seemed to re-plagiarize the original fanfare from one of the biggest producers in Hollywood. Something like a twenty and an unapproachable animal in the forest that howls(8), Hibari thought about that for a second as he took note about plagiarism issues and a new topic to tackle in his class.

But that suspicious ensemble momentarily slipped the skylark's mouth as he saw a cute little bat (what the - how can you call that bat as cute?!) wearing a cupid costume flying without glancing to where it was going - probably being conscious of its stupid nonfunctional wear - and accidentally bumped its being to one of the egg-shaped riding thingy.

Poor bat.

Now that he thought about it, what in the world was this thing - it's... HUGE!

"As you can see," Phineas' voice blared, "this is an octopus ride. But actually, the concept was inspired by a Ferris Wheel!

"Ferb and I built this machine as we brainstormed an idea; what if a Ferris Wheel, which only rotates in one direction, could not only rotate, but also revolve, in more than one direction?!"

"... Now that's the real idiot." Hana commented offhandedly.

The voice continued. "This machine holds exactly nine hundred and ninety-four seats, stacked around using the giant poles connected to the main joint, kinda like a Rubik's cube. However, not only the main joint could rotate, the seats revolve around a 360 degrees, and rotates itself in more than 360-degree angle. That describes itself to be the extreme version of the octopus ride.

"The poles connected through the main joint could also adjust its own length, making each seats at ease while rotating and revolving with each other; their purpose also served with the seats' durability and stability in order to avoid collisions, because each seats rotate and revolve every 10 millisecond. And that's why it is called THE FASTEST GYRATING MACHINE EVER!"

Ever -

Ever -

Ever -

Hibari felt himself like puking right then. Did they know he was not a fan of heights?!

Yes, he could jump off buildings at the height of several storeys and on the roofs of the houses. But, that was when he was still a schoolkid. Now, he is twenty-six years old, and he had never done that in almost ten years. His bones might break off.

He completely forgot that he glides thought air as he jumped from trampoline to trampoline. He is the adviser of the dance troupe, after all.

Even if he slipped in his bathroom once, not an ounce in his life he visited a doctor or a clinic before.

Why afraid now?

"Wait!" One of the audience yelled. "Aren't you too young to build the fastest gyrating machine ever?!"

"Yes, yes we are." The green-haired kid, who remained silent for the whole time, finally spoke in his British accent.

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Haru kept on glaring intently to the other person in front of her screen as she thought of big evidences she could use against the owner of this place. On the other hand, the screen, which only showed the eyes of the beholder, kept on sparkling as it spouted something about her hot, red lips.

"I heart you... Hahi! More like I hate you! Go bother someone! Sick pervert - "

"I like you - "

"Wow... hot lips - "

"I'm a lesbian... "

"So what? I don't care... Until when this would stop?" Haru glanced all over her green-lighted capsule, as she named it 'the pervert room,' while muttering vile words an angel would cry. She was clearly seething on her chair - which looked more like a torture chair than a normal chair - as her ears perked up on the loud purrs and moans on the screen.

She turned sour.

She is not a hostess for freak's sake! She graduated in a well-respected institution, and she received several commendations and awards before going back to Namimori... just to face this?!

"Let me out... "

When she heard that exact plea from the monitor, she raised her eyebrows incredously as she sarcastically yelled, "I feel sorry for you, pal!"

Suddenly, she mentally acquiesced when she looked back at the monitor for a split second.

Icy-blue eyes... Icy... blue?... I think I saw those before...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the big machine, the raven-haired male was sitting in one of the cabins with a monitor in front of him showing a pair of monstrosity they called lips. He never thought his nightmare would come true.

He once thought that his friends would entrust his soul with the use of chains and tapes while sitting in front of this... whatever this is. But he never expected that he would be here in all places, without the help of his friends!

And what's more?

The chair he was sitting in is a part of a giant 360-degree gyarting Ferris Wheel carrying almost a thousand singles, and is rotating in every angle by mile a minute!

How did he agree with this?!

When he was unfortunately being left alone in a confined seat, he was yet to see another surprise in front.

It was a single monitor.

Of all things, why must he be stuck with his most recent phobia once again?!

He thought that the humiliating incident was already over... Maybe, it is not the place where the speed dating event would be held. This might be a torture chamber.

Then, the monitor flickered, knocking the air out of him as he made a surprised gasp. Then, it shown a cherub's mask wearing a black fedora.

Now, this is insane. Who in their right mind would put a goon's hat on one of the icons of Valentine's day. On a goddess' son, nonetheless!

"Hello, dear rider! My name's Reborn and ciaossu to you."

"Yeah... ciaossu to you too... I wana go out." The ravenhead was forcing the unbudgable knob undone as he was thinking of some gruesome movie with more than three installments already... with a deranged man wearing a white mask with red spirals around its cheeks, commanding his victims to gauge their eyes out in order to gather the key and to get out(9).

"Oh, that door is automatically shut by 22,431 PSI(10), so a human force cannot open it. Even if his name ends with Hibari... "

"Wait, how did he know my name?!" Clearly, he was not thinking rationally as he was desperately kicking the door out, to no avail.

Well, a pressure of twenty-two thousand is an insane value, a human fist cannot force it to open. Hibari slumped miserably as he prayed to any god he could name, that what he was imagining right then would not become a reality.

"Here are the rules of this game... " The monitor spoke as he listened with a still clouded mind. "... There are a total of nine hundred and ninety-four seats in this machine, when halved reveals four hundred and ninety-seven males and females. However, the total is divided according to the seven colors of the rainbow, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet. So, there are a hundred and forty-two people who had their individual colors, you included. But, on those one hundred and forty-two, a guaranteed number of males and females is not exact. You see, you were already evaluated once you entered the events place... So, after an immediate evaluation from the jury - which is me - you will be placed there. Alright, next up... "

"What kind of jurisdiction is this?" The skylark thought with twitching eyebrows, momentarily forgetting his agony for a moment to listen to the idiot on the screen.

"... not all colors, in fact... a color pair would be the only ones to meet and interact with, but there is a twist... "

He stared at the monitor as a question rounded his brain.

"... There is a colored gem attached to your clothes. Together with the number plate that you have... those act as coin dispensers to identify which among the rest of the six colors you would be paired up with. So please, push in your gem into that glowing thing under the monitor, but I know you have a lot of common sense - you could read, right?"

"What a rude host... " Hibari thought as he took off his amethyst-colored pin and placed it in a coin dispenser. Then, he heard a strange bubbly sound as specs of violet light spreaded continuously around his seat. However, he was more shocked when he heard two familiar sounds from his friends:

"EXTREME!"

"SHUT UP!"

Ryohei and Hana are not so perfect combination. He thought.

The monitor continued speaking. "Very well, I will continue the rules of this speed dating... As you've known, this gyrating machine rotates and revolves be ten millisecond, so you will experience multiple jet lags after... which would rather amuse me if you ask... "

"Sadist." Now, he was infuriated. But the monitor didn't seem to hear him as it continued. "Now this is the twist I am talking about... see the seven cameras in front of you?"

He looked away from the monitor to find the seven cameras screwed in fron of him. There are five cameras in lined with his face, one on the top of his head, and one by his torso. He kept his eyes fixed to the cameras as he listened to the voice.

"Since you feel a ride inside a machine with 8G's to 12G's(11), we cannot risk in putting windows on every seat because they might shatter... So to compensate with that, cameras are installed inside your seats to show how you - and who you were talking to - looked like... but here is where the twist goes... Only one camera would show a part of your body to the other in accordance to the color of the gem you dispensed. So in turn, they could only see a part of your body - "

"COOL!" Now that's Takeshi's voice.

"Now... " The monitor continued. "What individual body part would each camera provide? Let's see... " Then, the monitor changed its panel to a chart, showing the seven colors and their corresponding body parts.

If it's a red, only your hair would be shown.

If it's an orange, only your nose would be shown.

If it's a yellow, only your forehead would be shown.

If it's a green, only your lips would be shown.

If it's a blue, only your right arm would be shown.

If it's an indigo, only your left eyebrow would be shown.

And if it's a violet, only your left eye would be shown.

"... I'm a violet, so it means my eye would hide my identity. That's good news! I hope my color pair would not be green, though." The ravenhead muttered as he had thought of his nightmare earlier. I don't want to experience that anymore.

"But hold your horses, though." The monitor slightly raised its own voice as it laughed. Hibari felt a chill on his spine. "The rules are too easy, right? But the twists did not end there!" After that, a maniacal laugh followed.

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you... " He then lost his sense as he pulled the know off, harder this time.

"Right now, your seat is revolving 40RPM(12), so if you try and open that door without a seatbelt, you might get skewed."

I could no longer leave my seat... Hibari thought.

"Now, I asked Phineas and Ferb if they could slightly lower the speed to adjust your senses to speak. Good news, it would be 10 seconds! You could say everything about yourself in just 10 seconds! So... you have a thousand and four hundred twenty seconds to say everything. To simplify it, you have twenty-three and sixty-seven minutes to finish you color pair!"

"What a precise measurement." He commented as he contemplated about his life as a professor. Did I do any bad thing to my students? I always believed in fairness and justice... but I'm not cruel! So what did I do to deserve this?!

"... So here is another twist, because my name's Reborn and I love tricking you - "

"The hell!"

" - I am just kidding when I said it would be only one color pair... Actually, you have to complete this speed date!"

"WHAT?!"

"Just to remind you, rider, to wear your seatbelts, because we're approaching a thousand RPM - "

ZOOM-BROOM!

And indeed, he could hear the sound of rapidly shifting gears of the giant machine roaring as he hurriedly snapped five seatbelts around his body.

I guess it can't be helped... I just hoped it's not the green one I would be paired up with -

"EEEGHSH... TREEEM - M - M - L - L - LY - EEEGHSH... TREEE - M - M - ME!"

"RYOOOHEEEI!"

They were still shouting at this time?! What's their deal anyways?!

"And last reminder," The monitor blared for the last time. "There is a raffle for two after this, not let's do the countdown!"

I'll regret this. He thought.

"At five - "

Not lips...

"Four - "

Not lips...

"Three - "

Not that -

"Two - "

Grossiness!

"And one! Good luck!"

And after a short millisecond, everyone inside that machine could hear a manly scream from none other than Hibari Kyoya.

"I TOLD YOU! NOT! LIPS!"

Back to the Humanities professor, he was sitting like a withered spinach (for one, he looked sickly green) as he stared blankly on the screen. The round for the green color pair had already finished, and he was now facing the third color. Despite of the strange body parts that had shown in front of him, he seemed unfazed (traumatised) as he spouted the same, scripted, impractical, and memorised lines for every ten seconds.

"My name is Black Swan, twenty-six of age, and working as a professor in Sogödaiku Chüshin no Namimori. I was just dragged here by force, so let me out."

He could not remember how many times did he spout the same dialogue quickly like a tongue twister. However, he stopped when the monitor shown a constant moving... thing? Whatever it was, he could not make it up because the thing is constantly moving.

"Hey - BLAG! BLAG! - I'm Dino - and- BLAG! BLAG! BLAG! - and my seatbelt - BLAG! - went loose! WOO-HOO!" The moving thing said.

Hibari sweatdropped as he saw the poor thing which was also moving together with his cabin, tumbling and turning around. Well, he seemed happy, so who cares?

But he suddenly remembered that voice from before. He tried to jog his memory about the numerous people he met who owned that voice.

I feel sorry for you...

He had a feeling that she owned that voice, but he was not sure.

Besides, there are nine hundred and ninety-four people inside this machine, it would be hard to find her in this place out of all those he could think of!

But then, if she was here...

The rest of the words died out as his vision was, once again, blurred with colorful and flowery images... the screen completely forgotten.

On the other hand, he could still hear some snippets from the screen in front of him.

"Kyaaa! Pervert!"

"Why was his eye rolled backwards?"

"Was he... Eeew!"

But that didn't matter to him anymore.

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Inside the hall's control room, one wall was fixtured with nine hundred and ninety-four monitors, each of them showing only the individual part of the owner, it was as what as the participants could see in their screen. The only difference was the number of each participant displayed under each of the images presented. Several of the technicians on gray flannels were watching the monitors closely. They formed their own clusters as they surveyed the monitor of their choices.

But, if you think that because they were technicians they were going to troubleshoot when trouble arisen, then you're wrong.

One group in particular was looking at the orange-lit room. Almost half of the staff's population was looking at the image as they talked about it.

"Hey, his seatbelt's went loose." One of them said. The other one beside him said "No, the cabin's a hundred percent safe. He wouldn't be bruised."

"Why worry?!" One of the staff who was furthest to the screen yelled. "He seemed enjoying the ride! He kept on his jolly face while whooping around!"

"Yeah! Let's enjoy his cowboy ride!"

"Yee-haw!"

And they laughed without any reservations, even if the man with the cherub's mask and black hat had just came in.

The one who noticed this was Kusakabe who was the nearest the passageway. The regent-haired then bowed, as the man removed his mask.

"The evaluators are here already, would you like to speak with them?" He said after he bowed to the other.

"Sure... " The man answered as he glanced to the monitor-filled wall. "I have my sights on already." He then smirked.

After seeing him smirk, Kusakabe turned his attention to the two monitors which were shown beside each other. Those two were marked with white checks already.

018 and 086(13).

He could only sigh for those two new victims of Reborn's new scheme.

Kami-sama... have mercy for their souls to be tormented by a storm coming.

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(1) This is a term describing a perfectly straight man who loves to perform or is performing in a stage. However, this term is being used nowadays as means of anyone who is a gay performing in a comedy bar. Seriously, people are gender derogatory!

(2) This refers to the 1994 film The Lion King, wherein Simba the baby cub was forced out of the pride by his uncle, Scar, just so he could fulfill his selfish desire to be the new leader. The main protagonist, Simba, was dubbed by Matthew Broderick who performs in Broadway musicals, thus, term number one is supposed to be used with, originally (like duh, he's not gay).

(3) Son of A Man is the original soundtrack that was being used in the hit Disney movie Tarzan (1999). You remember this, too, because after watching the film, you jumped on all couches and 'vines' you could find while screaming Tarzan's iconic jungle scream. Don't think I didn't know? Of course, I did that, too. It was no longer a secret that I dreamed to live in the woods when I was a kid.

(4) This is Indonesia's version of shadow puppet show, wherein they told children countless stories of myths and legends, as well as heroic stories of their people.

(5) You are not born in the year of the millennium if you don't know this! King Julien is lemur who loves to party and dance all day through night as he welcomed Alex the Lion and company. And the children's film movie title is Madagascar(2005)! Actually, the whole setup of the stage prior to the fic is based to this, next to Son of A Man and George of the Jungle.

(6) What Disney 3D-movie this dialogue referred to? Well, you get it, The Cars 2(2011)! Mater becomes a secret service agent by accident, remember? Then, whoever announced the term 'lemons' is the main antagonist of this movie. Do you know him? If you do, then you realised that the term used here is not unworldly, okay?

(7) Who is this green monster Gokudera is talking about?! If you're thinking about The Hulk, then you're correct! When he gets mad, he usually punches walls, though. And kicks cars? I forgot about the original movie, but they made a remake with Edward Norton as The Hulk. Oh, I know some of you think of Shrek, though I don't care about that.

(8) Alongside Warner Brothers and Lionsgate productions, as well as Paramount Pictures and Columbia Pictures which had no fanfares, Twentieth Century Fox has a classical fanfare (I just remembered the I-forgot-the-name-who-is-he-again animal who loves King Julien, he sings the off-key version of this, right?). Just writing this scene made me laugh hard! Tan-ta-nan...

(9) Do you still remember this film that kept you awake at night? This gruesome film The Saw (2003-2010) made more than three installments already, but I don't know how many installments this film had already. I'm never going to watch it, anyways. There is a parody version of this. If you know The Scary Movie 4, it had a bunch of several movies stacked into a comedy film. This one is included.

(10) PSI means Pounds per Square Inch. This is a unit usually used in compressed oxygen or helium, but in regular life, you could find this unit in vulcanizing tires and compressors. It could also be written as p. s. i., but I am too lazy to write it in its longer form, so bear with it. Too technical as a term, right?

(11) Acceleration relative to gravity is quantified in G's (or Gs), which is equivalent to the pressure applied to your body by the gravitational pull (9.8m/s²) at sea level. It is a term which is common in aviation, that's why I used it in the machine's unnatural speed. And another technical term!

(12) RPM means Revolutions Per Minute. If you sit beside your daddy in a car, you would see some dials at the back of the steering wheel. We call that speedometer, and the numbers there refers to the number of cycles the wheels of your car (or even the two-wheel motorbike) could make in a minute. The more number of r. p. m. your speedometer reads, the faster your car drives in a straight line. It would be different and more complicated if your car curves, so yeah. Yet another technical term!

(13) Don't tell me you don't know this?! I'll throw rotten apples if you don't... flaming pitchforks, too! But just in case (hu-hu-hu), this is a shorthand for Hibari(18) and Haru(86). Need I say more?