Hope you guys had a lovely Thanksgiving! Yep I am posting early, I got finished with this last night and decided that I did not want to wait until Saturday to post this! Long story short about how I see this chapter: Despite the Itachi hot springs one being my favorite chapter... THIS BAD BOY is my Happy Chapter, I was happy with it throughout the whole thing and smiling as I typed. No other chapter has done that for me. So if anyone has a problem with this chapter... too bad it's canon to this plot and I am keeping it! X3 But you are all awesome, I doubt anyone will mind a little bit of crazy added into the plot.
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"Blah" - Talking
'Blah' - Thinking
Blah - Passage of time
*- Explanation on bottom
Warning: Cracky humor...ish (I'm bad at crack humor), violence, swearing, jutsu gone wrong, sexy jutsu and over-protective birdie and little brothers!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did we would have a timeline.
I returned to Konoha the next day of my mission, with the chocobo and C4 the whole thing was a breeze. Besides, I didn't have time to idle around, time to complete week long missions. I had one month to prepare for hell.
In one month Orochimaru attacks Konoha with Sunagakure.
Naruto has met Jiraiya and is learning the summoning jutsu for toads and Sasuke is off learning chidori from Kakashi. Kimimaro is bedridden until the final rounds, as his health is getting worse. Sakura isn't expecting me for at least another week and everyone else is doing their own thing. Leaving me alone to do whatever I please.
And Hiruzen is allowing me to do as I please!
That's how I found myself in one of Orochimaru's old labs with a missing nin from my mission tied up on the ground. I learned that the snake had the intentions of returning one day for his old research, the entire place is riddled with seals. Anyone with the intent of destroying the lab have their chakra sealed while in the room.
Luckily for me, I am here in the name of… I guess this counts as science. It feels more like a geek out to be completely honest.
"Holy shit these datas are amazing…!" I'm practically drooling at all of the scientific evidence Orochimaru collected over years of experimentations. Granted, they were illegal and cruel but come on! These are brilliant! I'm going to spend the three years before shippuden pouring my mind with knowledge. You cannot keep a science nut away from collective data!
"You sick bastard! What do you plan on doing to me!?" Oh… Right, the missing nin. I look over at the man, I forgot his name but judging by his record in the bingo book, he was supposed to be dead.
Oh well, he won't be missed then. (AN: My beta will miss you.) Oh, it's been awhile voice!
I don't even respond, I just pull out two scrolls, one for later and the other one is a complex wave of symbols and kanjis, in the middle of it was a few locks of long hair.
Yep, I'm using that jutsu.
I quickly pop in some earplugs while humming a cheery tune, and sets the scroll down by my squirming sacrifice. I almost pitied him, but again, he was suppose to die on my mission. So I don't care. Death is too good for someone like him.
Weaving the required hand signs, symbols form under the shinobi and a circle of light glows. I couldn't hear, but I saw him scream as dust covers his body. Rest in peace dude, you are the only person to have not died via chocobo or C4 so far.
'Good, it worked just like how Kabuto showed Obito.' I take out the earplugs as the dust begins to fly away to reveal who I revived. "Hello Izu- FUCK, WRONG UCHIHA!"
Despite the missing nin being tied up, standing before me was an equally confused Uchiha Madara, young and the eternal mangekyo sharingan staring down at me.
He opens his mouth, "Who-"
I am suddenly more animated than normal, "Shit! Fucking Universe on a butterfly farting unicorn! What the fuck happened?! Why are you here?! Don't answer that, you'll just point at me, un. Stay right there please!" Madara must have decided to humor me, that or he was trying to figure out who I was, but he remained where he stood.
I bite my thumb nail as I re-examine my scroll, I was sure I had recreated Kabuto's edo tensei perfectly… granted the anime and manga just make everything look like squiggles.
I look up at the ceiling, "Hey Universe? I'd like a refund on my edo tensei. I ordered a medium Uchiha, with a side of duck hair and ponytail, hold the eyes. You gave me the deluxe combo, extra large hair and threw in some eternal mangekyou sharingan, un." Madara's eyebrows raise to a comical level as I plead to an empty space.
Why does this always happen to me? I just want my plans to be nice and simple. I went for Izuna because he was close to my age and is like an older Sasuke. Also considering I have a jar full of sharingans back home, I could give him his sight back. But noooo, the Universe decide to give me Madara. I don't need someone that OP guys!
Double checking my formula, "Hm...things seem to be in order… so how the hell did I get Madara's DNA? And how are you so young, un?" I quickly take one of Oro's microscopes and examine some leftover hair.
Well shit, some of it is black and some of it is blue… Izuna got buried with some of his brother's hair.
But why is he in his prime?! I must have wrote something wrong, I am no expert on jutsu and I'm surprised the damn thing even worked in the first place. "Why did I think this was a good idea…? Kami I am an idiot, un."
The more I stared at the scroll the more my perfectionist brain kept focusing on each and every small detail. This became an endless cycle of stress and panic as I slowly forget how to breath or blink. I was thrown out of my loop when a cautious hand slowly takes the scroll away and gently push my head up to look into a pair of sharingan. Oh… Madara's still here… I forgot.
I stare Madara blankly, mind momentarily numb, "Any ideas how you're not a crippling old man, un?"
He cocks his head to the side, "How do you know the state of which I died?" Back to his passive face, damn, and he's one of the more expressive Uchiha too.
… Too tell Madara the truth, or to not, that is the question at hand. Meh, he's gonna break the connection anyway, "Kaguya consumed the forbidden fruit from the great tree, creating chakra. She plans to use the Infinite Tsukuyomi to return chakra to the great tree and end the shinobi world. You may have also read that the Uchiha clan would be saved by the genjutsu too, un?"
I must have a very grabbable neck, or Uchihas just have a throat fetish. Madara hand grabbed me by the throat and lifted me off the ground, effectively cutting off my oxygen supply. The movements were so sudden my body couldn't even register enough to struggle.
The Uchiha glares at my limp form, "You are not of the Uchiha clan, how do you know what is on the stone tablet?" I would tell you but I can't breath! He must have heard my thoughts because he drops me to the ground in a harsh fashion.
My lungs greedily inhale oxygen but would quickly cough it out, this went on long enough for Madara to crouch down by me and stare with his sharingans. Like I could hurt the infamous Uchiha Madara.
"How could a mere child not only bring me back to my prime, but know so much information exclusive to my clan?" EXCUSE ME?!
Without thinking my fist slams into his face hard enough to knock the great Uchiha flat on his ass… Well, I have been wrong before.
I look at him, my hands slowly trail up to cover my mouth and nose with embarrassment, "Ooooooo, sorry Madara-sama, I didn't mean to pun- pfffffff…" I burst into laughter as Madara sat up with a disgruntled expression. That face! He looks so pouty!
I need to make Uchihas pout more often! This is golden and I didn't wear my scope today! I almost wanted to open my closed eye, but I don't think that would be a good idea.
Sadly, my laughter was cut short by a coughing fit. I can feel the bruises from the choking begin to form and I had to curl into a ball to make the pain stop. "Gahhhhh… I hate my liiiifffeeee…"
"I suggest if you wish to keep it, you answer my questions. How do you know about me." That was not a question, it was a demand… he still looks pouty though.
I sit up after a few moments and cross my legs, "Uchiha Madara, the most feared villain in the Naruto world and my…" I count on my fingers, "fifth… favorite… character, un? Wait, who's my fourth…?" Madara looks annoyed, "Okay, okay. Anyway, my name is Deidara, five years ago I was a girl from another universe that died and got reborn in this body! This world is my favorite manga and I decides 'gee, I want to fuck with this plot!' So here I am, un!" Wow it was easier to explain that to him, than to everyone else.
He folds his arms in thought, "Reincarnation with all of your memories…? Interesting… and this world is a… manga…?" He sounds old when he stated that. I forgot manga did not exist in his time… poor guy.
I pause and wait, Madara seem to also be waiting for something, he just didn't know what.
"What?"
I tackle him in a tight hug. For two reason, 1. I wanted an excuse to touch his hair and- HOLY FUCK IT'S SOFT AS HELL! And 2…
"Thank you thank you thank you! You are a fucking saint! You didn't ask for any proof and just went along with it, un! I could kiss you... but I won't!" I just press my cheek against his while sounding like a teapot. The Uchiha freezes on the spot, considering every time he got to close to kids they would cry, a teenager hugging him is probably a new concept. Get use to it old man, I'm a hugger and you have hair that's like petting a kitten!
"I am to assume people often ask to prove it? You already said enough." He awkwardly pats my back so I would remove myself from his person.
I quickly scramble off of him while nervously smiling, "They usually want me to tell them about the future, un."
He pauses, tilting his head, "But… you want to change it…" Even he could see how stupid it was.
'Thank you! Someone that gets it!' Maybe reviving Madara wasn't such a bad idea… 'wait… why hasn't he broken the connection yet…?'
"You are still connected to my edo tensei, un." I state as plainly as saying he has red eyes.
He nods, "Judging by the fact you seemed to have reanimated me by accident, breaking the jutsu before my… ally finishes his work could harm my plans. I am suppose to be dead." He gives me a pointed look, as if him coming back to life was my fault… I mean, it kinda is, I screwed up the edo tensei.
I nod dumbly, "So… um… if I were to say… summon you… would you be willing to…" I begin shrinking? "Help, un…?" It would be useful to have Madara on my side when in battle, as long as no one figures out that it's him that is. I'd rather keep the over-powered shinobi on my side than on the opposite side.
"Before I answer that, who were you originally going to reanimate?"
I gulp, "Izuna…?" He doesn't look too happy with that idea, "I have sharingans back at my apartment, so he would be able to see, un." His hair is floating with chakra. "Uh… I can explain… Everything…?"
He takes a breath and relaxes his chakra, "Very well, I will assist you in your battles, but only as a last resort and if you swear to not reanimate Izuna. You will explain everything to me later, otherwise I will break the edo tensei."
I nod frantically, knowing better than to call on an Uchiha's bluff, "Alright, I can agree to that…" I form a handsign and Madara's coffin pops up from the ground, "I need to check up on my brother's training, so um…" I pull out a talismen, "I need to stick this in the back of your head, un." I cautiously sink the kunai and talismen into his head, rejuvenating him to appear more alive while also having some better control over him. If push comes to shove I can get rid of his free will and personality with Orochimaru's talisman.
Madara stands up and dusts himself off, but doesn't enter the coffin. "I would prefer to see how Konoha has changed in these last decades." Rather than arguing with someone who could easily break my control of them, I let the coffin sink back to the ground.
Stubborn old man, "Fine, but we'll have to disguise you, un."
The Uchiha doesn't argue as I spam handsigns to change his clothes. Instead of his usual blue attire with red armor, he is now in a black outfit similar to what he was wearing, but it was more kimono like and didn't have the Uchiha fan on the back.
Now the problem was his hair and face, it was all too iconic even without any photographs of him existing. Right now he just looks like a porcupine Uchiha that just left a funeral.
Quickly pulling out some clay I get to work. Madara quietly observes my fingers expertly mold the clay into a small kitsune mask. A handsign later and the mask poofs into a size big enough to fit Madara's face.
"Impressive. You use clay as your jutsu?"
"No, explosions, un." I take a kunai and slice my thumb while Madara gave me a confused expression. Using my blood I draw on the mask to create an elaborate designs of lines to bring this mask to life.
"If anyone asks, you are my new summon, un." I place the mask on his face and it instantly morphs. Now when Madara moved, the nose flares like it's breathing. However, if Madara speaks the mouth stayed motionless, as if he was using telepathy.
And the plus side is that no one can see his eyes!
"I doubt this will work." Thanks Debbie Downer.
"It will, trust me, I'm good at bullshitting, un." I give him a smile before leaving the labs with the Uchiha in tow, slipping on a high collared hoodless jacket to hide the bruises forming from Madara's absolutely lovely grip.
"CAW!" I jump a foot in the air when a crow lands on my shoulder shouting. It took one look at Madara, then at my neck, then back at Madara puffing its feathers out, trying to look intimidating.
Oh… this is Itachi's crow.
I learned two things when talking with Itachi during the Tsukuyomi. One thing was that if the bird's sharingan was activated, Itachi had full physical control of the bird. When deactivated it moved on its own occur but Itachi could influence it and see through its eyes.
The second thing I learned was the puff ball trying to intimidate Madara was bonded to me. No idea why, but the feather duster is.
Within seconds the bird's sharingan activate and its feathers flatten down. "Itachi, this is Uchiha Madara-sama, Madara-sama, the one controlling the bird is Uchiha Itachi, un." I gently pet the bird's beak as it tenses up, "I messed up a jutsu Itachi- OW! FUCK! Itachi, quit it!" Itachi proceeds to have the crow peck at my head as if telling me I'm an idiot. I know this already!
"That actually hurts you know, don't peck my neck, un! Geez, first Obito and now Madara and you. Do you Uchiha have a throat fetish or someth- IIIIIINNNGGGG!" My entire body went rigid as he pecked at the sensitive spot on the back of my neck, basically telling me to be quiet.
Madara leans forward to my height to examine the crow, "I see. It has the sharingan..." The crow bobs its head in uncertainty, I can tell Itachi was getting worried about this situation.
Quickly recovering from the stun, I shrug the shoulder without the crow before starting to walk off, "It's something Itachi does with his summons. Let's go, I need to see my brother, un." Itachi deactivates the crows sharingan and the bird happily nuzzled my face, demanding attention.
Reaching the river where Naruto was being trained by Jiraiya, I witness something that utterly irritated me.
"Is your brother the one with white hair, or the naked girl hugging him?" No Madara, my brother is the frog on that rock. Of course it's the naked girl!
"NARUTO!" Within an instant Naruko transformed back into Naruto, pale and afraid as I storm over to him. My hair floating as my chakra seeped out like a broken faucet.
"I leave you alone with a sannin! A SANNIN! And you use your sexy jutsu?! You can't even make your female version of yourself sexy, un!" Jiraiya tries to diffuse my anger.
"Now now, no need to be mad, the kid was just helping me with my research-" He stops, his arms in a "Don't shoot" position as I twirl to point a finger at his face.
"RESEARCH?! For your PORN?! You don't even know what sex appeal is, un!" The crow on my shoulder flies off and settles on Madara's shoulder, obviously spooked by my anger.
Naruto jumps in, "But Deidara-nii! He won't focus on my training! He only pays attention when I use the sexy jutsu dattebayo!" Naruto sulks with his arms crossed.
"Is that so, un?" I let out a smirk as I weave hand signs. "Well then, guess I might as well take a shot at this, un. Transform." The area gets covered in clouds as I transform with a loud POOF.
Through the clouds I calmly stride to Jiraiya and wrap a slender arm around his neck, "Why waste your time with a schoolgirl…" My voice had a deep but feminine tone, similar to that of Jessica Rabbit, "When you can spend your time with a real woman~?"
The clouds vanish and Jiraiya almost instantly got a nosebleed seeing my sexy jutsu.
I became a woman wearing a loose black kimono with red spider lilies that touched the ground ever so slightly. My collarbone was exposed from the robe hanging off my shoulders, and open at the bottom just enough to let a smooth pale leg peek out teasingly. My obi was an elaborate bow behind my back*, also loosely tied around my midriff, just enough to give support. My golden hair was tied in a messy updo, allowing a few loose strands to frame my heart shaped face and my bangs covering my closed eye; a simple beaded hair ornament holds the updo together. The only other accessories was my necklace, turned into a choker, with the charm resting against the hollow of my throat emphasizing my long unblemished neck. My simple make-up consisted of smokey black eyeshadow giving my baby blue eye a sleepy, half-lidded look, with a thin layer of gloss on my plump soft pink lips.
My figure also changed, developing an voluptuous hourglass body, medium sized breasts shown off by my kimono and wide hips allowing every aspect that make a woman sexy, show.
I take a finger and place it under his chin so he looks directly at me, "Well…Jiraiya-sama?~" I allow each syllable roll off my tongue as I inch towards his ear, "Shall, we, play?~" blowing a gentle breeze into his ear was all it took to send the man rocket shipping backwards and land onto the ground.
That was easy.
I pull a folding fan from my kimono sleeve and used it to cover my smirk. Gracefully turning to look at the other guys, I had to let my laughter come out in a sultry chuckle at their reactions.
Naruto was straight up gawking, most likely trying to remind himself that he is staring at his BROTHER. Madara had placed a hand over his eyes, I couldn't see his expression because of his mask, so I wasn't sure about what he thought. And the crow…
Sharingans activated, beak hanging wide open. I think I broke Itachi… whoops.
However, after the shock left, Itachi gives me a blank expression. If he could talk I could almost hear him say "Colors clashing with my hair, my ass." Though I doubt he would actually say ass, but he would still most likely tease me constantly.
Jiraiya sprang back to his feet laughing pervertedly, "OOOHHH YEAH! Now that's what I call a lady!" He gives me two big thumbs up while nosebleeding profusely. "Now…" He pulls out his notebook, "How about showing me what's under those robes?"
The reactions were immediate.
Naruto began attacking Jiraiya with shadow clones while Madara was dragging me away to fix my kimono. The crow was trying to join in on attacking Jiraiya with its sharingans deactivated.
"Arms out." I obey Madaras commands as he began fixing up the robes, "Jutsu or not, a woman should not expose themselves like this before marriage." I gasp in air when he tightened the obi. I can undo the jutsu you know!
"Great advice grandpa- URK! Would you stop with the tugging I need to breeeeea- Shutting up, un." Is this an obi or a corset?! I quickly undo the jutsu before Madara could crush my organs. Smug bastard is probably smirking under his mask... He just chuckled… damn Uchihas.
I return to my brother, pulling him and the bird off of the sannin. "Behave you two, it's not like he touched my boobs or anything, un." I then had to pin Naruto down before he could beat up his godfather even more so.
"Jiraiya-sama, I suggest you start training my baby brother, un." Jiraiya, not wanting to deal with more attacks, summons a toad and has Naruto form the contract. I lean into his ear whispering, "You and I will need to talk later. For the record I am not related to Minato-san nor Kushina-san, un." Jiraiya tenses at the mention of his former student and his wife while I focus my attention to Naruto.
"Deidara-nii! Who's the guy with the big hair standing behind you dattebayo?!" Wow honey, it took you that long to notice him? Congrats, you noticed him before Jiraiya!
"Oh, this is Ma-" Madara gives me a glare behind his mask, "Sato… Masato-san! He is from a summoning tribe that I found a while back, I tested out my contract and he wanted to see the village, un."
Naruto folds his arms glaring, "Why is he a human?"
"Because his species can turn into people, they're kitsune, Masato-san is hiding his tail to avoid unwanted eyes, un." Even Jiraiya seemed to have fallen for the lie, it's not like he's seen every summon. Just look at what Pein can summon! "Naruto, I'll see you later. I need to check up on some things, un." I scoop up Itachi's crow and leave with my reanimated Uchiha in tow.
Madara looks over at me, "Is this a normal occurrence? Also Fox? Really?"
I shrug, "Hey! You try explaining to a child and one of the strongest shinobi in the world that you can reanimate the dead, un." I kiss the top of the crows head as it nuzzles under my chin then flies off, guess Itachi just wanted to make sure I was okay.
The Uchiha pauses in thought for a moment before returning to observe the peaceful village, changing the subject, "It hasn't changed much I see." I remembered that he always prefered the battle fields instead of settling down.
"Hashirama-sama and Tobirama-baka were quiet the leaders after you left. Same with Yondaime Hokage, but he died shortly, un." I could feel Madara's amusement at Tobirama's honorific. "I'll show you around. But afterwards you need to be unsummoned, un."
I give the Uchiha pretty much the whole tour while quietly explaining what has changed, ending it on top of the Hokage monument.
Madara looks down at all of the faces, "None of the Uchiha became Hokage I see."
Nodding slightly, "Tobirama-baka was effective in making Uchiha's climb for power nearly impossible. Itachi's father was considered, but my brother's father Minato became the Yondaime, un."
Madara tilts his head ever so slightly, "He is not your brother by blood?"
"That's right. He's an orphan I took in a long time ago, but he might as well be blood related, same with my other brother. I wouldn't trade either of them for the world, un."
"Even though you had to give up your old life?" He hit it right at home.
I lower my head, staring at my feet, "... Shut up." He wouldn't understand, I didn't have a choice in how I died, he did.
Madara raises an eyebrow, but understanding that he hit a nerve decides to change the subject, "Where is this other brother of yours?"
My shoulders tense up, "The hospital… he has a genetic disease and has to remain in bed until the finals of the chunin exams- wait where are you going, un?"
"To visit this other brother of yours. If I am to fight in your battles, it would be beneficial that I do not murder your… younger brothers." Madara seemed to suffer from a minor flashback-no-jutsu, I'm guessing reliving Izuna's death.
I take Madara to the hospital, explaining to the doctors that he is a summon for protection. I had to apologize to some nurses though, Kimi's dragon spooked them the first time they entered his room.
Slowly opening the door, pain fills my heart seeing my brother covered in IV's and tubes. According to his doctors he should be fine during the finals, but after that he will have to be back in bed. I see some flowers sitting in a vase by his bedside… pear blossom, dark pink rose, and lily of the valley? Based on the symbolism behind the flowers* Neji must have visited recently, and had Ino's help in picking them.
I reach Kimimaro in a few strides and gently brush his hair out of his face, I feel Madara keeping his distance, but I know he's watching.
"Nii-sama…?" Kimi slowly opens his eyes and looks at me… he looks so tired…
"Hey Kimi-baby… how are you feeling, un…?" Dumb question I know, but what else can I say to a boy that is hooked up to more needles than I'd like to count?!
Kimi instantly becomes serious, "I shall be strong enough to participate in the final rounds, I will make you proud Nii-sama, I… I…" He goes quiet when I kiss his forehead.
"No… I care too much for your health and well being, the moment you start coughing blood I want you to give up." He tries to protest, "Don't argue. I am your brother and I am trying to keep you alive. Do you want to die on Naruto and me, un?"
His eyes widen, "No! Of course not! But-"
"But nothing then."
He frowns but has to nod, unable to disobey me, but then he decides to notice Madara. Instantly on protect mode he glares at the Uchiha, "Who is the man in the mask, Nii-sama?"
I glance over my shoulder to Madara, "Masato, my summon."
Oh dear, I know that expression anywhere, "... Nii-sama, I know you like men, but-"
I quickly jump into this, "No no no no no Kimimaro! No, I'm not in a relationship with him! He is my summon that I made a contract with during my mission! Also he is way older than he looks, ew. I would never be in a relationship with an older man, un." I chose to leave out "Within reason" to avoid more panic.
Kimi relaxes ever so slightly but continues glaring at Madara, "Harm my Nii-sama and I will kill you." I facepalm, leave it to my baby brother to make death threats to Madara.
Though I was surprised when the Uchiha laughed, "I'll keep that in mind." I guess Madara has a soft spot for kids.
Kimi returns to looking at me, "I want to meet the man you plan dating in the future. I know you like guys and as your brother I want to make sure you are in a safe relationship."
I roll my eyes before kissing his forehead again, smiling softly, "Yes Kimi-baby… now go back to sleep, the doctors will check on you soon. I'll visit again, un." As if those were the magic words Kimimaro closes his eyes and falls back asleep. I quietly leave with Madara beside me.
"He is a rather protective child." Uchihas just love stating the obvious I guess.
I give him a small nod, "His… his clan was wiped out due to various reasons, and I took him in. He's developed an overprotective and somewhat obsessive worshiping personality over me. Could be worse though, at least he minds, un."
Madara tilts his head back in thought, "Almost reminded me of Izuna when we were children…"
I bite my lower lip, not much is known about Izuna, so I'll have to take his word for it. "Let's go somewhere private and then I'll unsummon you, un." I take him to the outskirts of the village, confirming that no one was watching I summon his coffin, "In you go, I'll explain everything another day."
He steps into the coffin without argument, but despite the somber atmosphere, he decides to push my buttons.
"By the way, what is with that 'un' thing you do at the end of your sentences? The nasal grunts." He looks at me smirking smugly, "It is rather distracting-" I then slam the coffin lid on his face.
"Damnit! You guys really are from the same clan! I get enough shit from Itachi and Duck-kun, I can't help my speech impediment, un!" The coffin sinks into the ground as I hear Madara laugh, I swear he just compared me to Hashirama.
Damn Uchihas…
Grumbling, I remove my jacket as the weather was way to warm for it in my opinion. As I headed back I felt something that made me groan loudly into the sky above.
"Fucking hell, I haven't even told Hiruzen about her yet, un! Couldn't Orochimaru had waited another week?!" Guess not!
I poof my chocobo into its normal size and head out to Kusagakure.
Like I said... fun chapter. Basically, Deidara has no flippen clue how all this happened. What I find to be enjoyable about this chapter was that Dei had such a nice... simple plan, and the Universe decided to crank it up a notch and give him more than he needed. XD I also just wanted Madara in this fanfiction, too many of them have him be this crazy evil dude when he just wanted peace, it's Black Zetsu that caused all the drama anyway. So, Madara is gonna be that adult in Dei's life, too many of those connected to him are either too crazy (Anko) or have too many responsibilities to give the teen guidance (everyone else). Dei will slowly try to fix Madara, but it will take a while. Also that sexy jutsu bit scared my beta because before we went over it I was just missing some minor details, so she was freaked by how accurate I was and I had no references. XD
Next chapter is Karin! Hope you guys are happy about that cause some crazy shit is going to go down in that chapter.
*How the obi is tied symbolizes different things, an obi tied in the back is the normal way, if your obi is tied in the front that means you are a prostitute, as it is easier to remove that way. Dei had his obi in the back, so we are all good folks!
*Throughout the story, I have been using flowers as a form of symbolism (a quick google search will usually explain them), if I used a flower, there was a meaning behind them. Pear blossoms means lasting friendship, dark pink roses mean gratitude, and in this case the lily of the valley meant either returning happiness or trust. So Neji was basically conveying the message to Kimi that he is grateful for Kimi's friendship and giving him someone to trust and be happy around. X3 It can be seen in both a platonic or romantic way. I just thought it was cute, and my beta is a flower nut, so she was happy that I used the right kind. Also spider lilies symbolize death and are the Japanese flower of the afterlife... yep.
No chapter for this weekend as this was suppose to be posted on Saturday, so expect a chapter next week instead!
As always, reviews are loved and I will see you all later.
Bye!
