The next day, in his house, Clumsy sprayed pink cologne in excess everywhere. He hummed happily while doing so. He then dropped the cologne and looked at himself in a mirror, winking at his reflection.

SmurfAggie can smell the cologne from her house. She flew to Clumsy's house and walked in without knocking.

"What the-?! Dude, are you nuts?! She broke into a fit of coughs as she ran to the window and opened it. "I'm pretty sure you just punched a hole in the ozone layer, man!" Because of the cologne, there was a hole in the sky, causing the sunlight to slightly burn the house with small fires.

"I just want to smell my best for my date!" Clumsy said.

SmurfAggie smiled and cleared her throat, waiting for an appreciation.

Clumsy was a little confused, "What?"

"Well, I think I'm owed a little 'thank you—'" SmurfAggie cut off her sentence as she coughed from the cologne all over the room. "Dude, there's still way too much deodorant," She coughed again then stopped. "I think I'm owed a little 'thank you' for fixing your love life."

"What are you talking about?" Clumsy asked.

"Clumsy, I saw it."

"Saw what?"

SmurfAggie pointed the photo on the wall, "Your photo of SmurfJade. Let's just say, SmurfStorm and I lent a 'helping hand,' and let's just say that this 'helping hand' involved the dark arts and a dangerous weapon. Because it did.

Clumsy as still confused at first, but when he looked at the photo again, he finally understood, "Ohhh... That's not a photo of SmurfJade! It's of SmurfStorm! But she doesn't show up there. She was hiding in the bush, as part of her training."

SmurfAggie, suddenly looking horrified, turned to the photo. In front of SmurfJade was a bush. But it's not just a bush; It's not even a bush at all. It was SmurfStorm in disguise.

SmurfAggie blushed in shame, "What?!"

"Yeah, she used to be the girl of my dreams. Anyway, gotta go. Don't want to be late for the date with the new love of my life," Clumsy walked out and shuts the door.

SmurfAggie just realized she made a biggest mistake ever for love couple smurfs. She wanted to fix this as a matchmaker. She quickly flew out of Clumsy's house by the window, and made it to SmurfStorm's house.

"SmurfStorm! Please, open the door! It's an emergency!" She rapidly and loudly knocked on the door.

SmurfStorm opened the door, and found smurfAggie, "What?"

"Give me a gentle slap on the arm," SmurfAggie extended her hand to SmurfStorm as the latter lightly slapped the former's hand

"What was that for?" SmurfStorm asked.

Smurfaggie sighed in embarrassment and fear, "I, uh... got it all mixed up. Clumsy never loved SmurfJade... He loved you!

SmurfStorm, now furious, prepared to hit SmurfAggie for real as she extended her fist to punch her.

SmurfAggie made a duck, "BUT YOU SLAPPED ME ALREADY SO YOU'VE HAD YOUR REVENGE!"

When she realized SmurfAggie has a point, SmurfStorm put down her hand and groaned in frustration, "So what now?"

"Instead of playing Matchmaker, we're going to have to play Matchbreaker!"


Later, Clumsy and SmurfJade were walking together. SmurfAggie and SmurfStorm hid behind a rock.

"Sorry, Jokey! This is love," SmurfAggie grabbed Jokey Smurf, put him in her party cannon, and fired him towards SmurfJade; as a result, Jokey and SmurfJade's heads got stuck together.

As Clumsy looked on in surprise, Smurfstorm appeared behind Clumsy with a large stick. She held it out for Clumsy to take.

"What's that for?" He inquired.

"A crime of passion," Storm replied.

Suddenly, the potion took over and Clumsy made a 'love' face, sighing lovingly, "She's too good not to be shared. "

SmurfStorm looked surprised at first, but then sighed and turned away, throwing the bat over her shoulder. The bat clonked SmurfAggie on the head, knocking her down.


The next morning, Clumsy woke up and saw a lot of food for breakfast. He didn't know what to choose and he was so hungry. He couldn't resist anymore, so he ate them all.

SmurfAggie and SmurfStorm hid inside Clumsy's closet, and quietly and mischievously laughed.

Later, SmurfJade noticed something about Clumsy.

"Hmm. You're not quite the same as when we met," She said to a now big fat Clumsy. The potion is still taking over as SmurfJade gasped lovingly, "That means there's more of you to love!"

When Clumsy and SmurfJade snuggled, Aggie and Storm face-planted their heads on the wall of a house when they saw their plan didn't work.


At lunch, Clumsy sat on a bench, eating his lunch.

SmurfJade ran up to him, looking panicked, "Clumsy, I've just seen SmurfAggie! She said apparently I have cooties! It's like a disease she said! How?! Who else have you kissed?!

Clumsy thought of someone who he kissed with. Technically, he was being kissed… by Smurfette, other non-smurf girls, and an Enchanted Kissing plant.

But still, out of jealousy, SmurfJade was still in love with Clumsy because of the potion as they both snuggled each other's face.

SmurfAggie and a heartbroken SmurfStorm watched the infatuated couple. Storm whimpered in defeat.

"I'm sorry..." SmurfAggie apologized. She really messed it up and failed her mission as a matchmaker.

Ignoring her, SmurfStorm, watching Clumsy and SmurfJade, sniffed and began to cry. She never felt this sadness before, until that time she met Clumsy with his 'skills', she realized these feeling like love, sadness, jealousy and other feelings that every girl has just developed in her.

When Clumsy and SmurfJade separated and look at each other with 'love' faces, Clumsy, however, glanced over SmurfJade's shoulder and saw SmurfStorm breaking into tears. There is a moment where he stared at SmurfStorm blankly. Suddenly, the effect of the love potion is nullified when he saw storm's tear and Clumsy returned to his normal self.

Clumsy gasped when he realized he's in love with the wrong girl. He pushed Jade away, and rushed to SmurfStorm, who is still crying. Upon seeing Clumsy approached her, Storm is surprised. Aggie was equally in awe.

"True love broke the spell," She gasped as she nudged her elbow on SmurfStorm, who stopped crying and wiped away her tears. "Come on... say something."

SmurfStorm approached Clumsy nervously. Both of them were blushing and smiling.

"Uh, hey... so, would you like to go out somewhere sometime and do...something? Or-or we could go somewhere else sometime and do some...other thing." Storm asked.

"Hmm... they both sound great," Clumsy smiled warmly and nodded.

Jade suddenly got up, still love-struck, began to growl over Clumsy.

"Hold on a second." SmurfAggie took his bow and arrow from earlier, shot a love potion spiked arrow at SmurfJade's water can.

SmurfJade gasped in surprise as the arrow impacted, but then she immediately fell in love with her water can.

"Please, continue," SmurfAggie said, taking steps backward to give the couple some space.

Clumsy and SmurfStorm tentatively inched toward each other, then they take one another's hands and kiss passionately.

SmurfAggie watched clumsy and SmurfStorm happily as they embrace, "True love. Works all the time." She sighed.

The End.


Cast and Characters

Jack McBrayer - Clumsy Smurf

Michelle Rodriguez - SmurfStorm

Anne Hathaway - SmurfAggie

Melissa Sturm - SmurfJade

Mandy Patinkin - Papa Smurf