Finally, a shorter chapter… thank GOD! Also shippuden starts this chapter, yay!
Thank you all so much for the fave, follows and reviews and overall supporting this mess of a story.
wyattharto8: Thanks for the support! :D
HitGamer22: The boys' reaction to Dei and Itachi getting married is a rather amusing one if you ask me.
Yurei Hanatsuki: Nah, Anko wouldn't freak out, you should be more concerned for Deidara. Try being a mother(ish) and learning your damn twins are going to be preemies, most people freak out when their child is being born on time.
Scaunders: Okay… Um… Did you spill salt in your fries? Are we reading the same story? This isn't a genderbend, it's the same concept as the majority of SI character-insert stories not related to Sakura, where a chick is stuck in a dude's body. Deidara still has all the man bits. Also, "sad and pathetic"? Naruto was a kid when Deidara takes him in, of course he's gonna be sad. Deidara is not a cheerleader, he's taking the kid in as a brother/mother which is the SI's personality. Lastly… I am a lady, and no thank you kind person, I'm not interested and you did not have to be so rude. You could have just said this story wasn't interesting.
Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf: Glad you liked the final bit! I was dying of laughter while writing it, also my beta is sad that I failed to convert someone into a NaruSasu lol. But good to know this chapter made you laugh hun! That was the point of that chapter was to laugh at the boys' misery! :D
MelonLordOfMelons: … You okay hun? Are you breathing? O-O
duchessliz: Deidara is too nice to make Jiraiya suffer… for that particular reason. He can suffer in other ways. :3
Bcp2005: Their relationship will jump to the next level as the story progresses, but yeah, Naruto likes Hinata now!
VenaHope: Madara is going to be MIA for awhile due to Deidara forgetting about him, but there will be a side story pretty soon that will be special for Madara. The twins will be born before the Pein invasion, but I won't say when specifically. I'm not entirely sure who will take Itachi and Kisame's role, but my beta and I will discuss it. You will see who fights Tobi soon. :P
Pr1nc3ss K3nny: Glad you liked the chapter! I think most of the readers found that one scene funny, I know I did! Good to know you keep up hun lol.
Guest: I read my work, I am the author after all lol. I'm 19, but judging by the fact you are reviewing chapter 3… Yeah my beginning work is a little on the cringe side, it gets better later on.
CassienInTheDark: That is the best kind of Madara. :)
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Warning: Violence, scientific geekiness, language, perverted conversations aka Anko is in this chapter, OOCness but you should expect that by now. Also again, this is a yaoi, we have a new pairing confirmed in this chapter.
Disclaimer:Still don't own Naruto and any other references I make unless it's related to my personal life.
I waved to Itachi happily as he pushed Sasuke into my arms. My boys were home! I felt like a mother that was separated from her babies, I definitely missed these two.
"Welcome home sweeties, un!" I let out a light squeal… as light as a high pitched ringing could get, much to the boys' ears.
"H-hi Deidara-nii, dattebayo." Naruto awkwardly hugged my middle while Sasuke just limply hanged in my arms. I pass Naruto to Kimimaro so I could properly squeeze the life out of my new baby brother.
"Let me go Deidara! You're hugs are suffocating!" Sasuke shoves me away to breath, "I can say I did not miss that aspect of you in the slightest."
Sakura giggled behind her fist before clearing her throat to get the boys' attention.
Naruto flashed Sakura a wide grin, "Heh, you look great Sakura-chan!" As a result, the pinkette twirled a bit of her now stylized hair bashfully.
"Do you… think I look more womanly?" She shifted in her boots timidly, hoping that her new look is more mature compared to her… let's be honest, she had middle school lazy level of fashion as a kid… my fault really.
Naruto nodded vigorously, obviously approving of their teammate's new look. I take a peek at Sasuke, only to try not to bust out laughing. It was hilarious and sweet at the same time.
Sasuke's mouth was hanging open, staring at Sakura as if he was looking at her for the first time. I smiled softly as I gently placed my hand under his chin to close his mouth with an audible click. They say love at first sight comes from when you first see that person, it just comes to you like a sudden gust of wind.
Not true… love at first sight is when you see that person both inside and out for the first time.
"Careful Duck-kun, you'll catch bugs with that mouth of yours, un." I laugh as Sasuke gives me an embarrassed glare, "What? I don't care if you are taller than me now. Your hair still looks like a duck's butt." My ego got knocked down a peg at the mention of heights, I am the shortest male in this group right next to Naruto, hell Kimimaro is almost 6 feet tall at this rate.
Naruto laughs, "He refuses to change his hair, dattebayo!"
"Shut up Naruto. I was born with this hair, I can't help it." Sasuke scowls when Itachi ruffles his hair, "Stop it Nii-san." Aw, is that a pout I see?
"Forgive me Sasuke... but you are easy to tease." The younger of the brothers stared at Itachi in shock when he flashed a bright smile. That's another thing I love about Itachi, he smiles more now that he's in Konoha.
"Naruto-kun!" We all turn our attention to Hinata running over, waving frantically.
"Ah! Hinata!" Naruto grins and meets her half way, "You look good Hinata! Got taller and your hair is longer, dattebayo!"
Hinata was also more womanly, she dressed just like in shippuden, but with more confidence. Her hoodie is unzipped completely, revealing a pale lavender tank top that sat snugly over her mesh armor. Sitting against her chest was a silver rectangle pendant with the kanji for protect carved into it. A gift from her father for her 16th birthday.
"Thank you Naruto-kun! You've grown as well. I hope you've gotten stronger?" Hinata tilts her head in interest. Crush or no crush, Hinata was more than willing to beat Naruto in a spar.
Naruto flashes her a big thumbs-up, "You bet! We should definitely fight later to see how much we both improve!" Well… I guess this counts as flirting? She is the heir now so Naruto will have to prove his worth to Hinata in front of Hiashi and the clan elders. I'll need to teach Naruto how to smooth talk Hinata more, or at least be less dense about it.
I sigh, "Come on you guys, we have a lot to catch up on and I have reservations, un." Naruto woops with a fist pump and rushes off… in the wrong direction, "Hinata, please collect Naruto and meet us at the restaurant. Honestly, he's lived with me for half of his life and he still doesn't understand the art of waiting and following, un." I take Itachi's hand and head to the restaurant with everyone on my tail… or right next to me in Kimimaro's case.
"He hasn't learned that sadly, I tried to teach the loser but he just rushes on ahead." Sasuke sweat drops as he takes a seat across from Itachi, leaving the seat next to him open for Naruto. It didn't take long for Hinata to return, carefully dragging Naruto by the hem of his sleeve then taking her place next to Sakura, while Naruto sat next to Sasuke.
I sigh, "If he was on my squad he wouldn't last a single mission, un." I stretch casually as the word "squad" caught the boys' attention. With a smirk I roll up my coat sleeve to reveal the ANBU tattoo, "Gonna be a captain in a few weeks." Itachi tenses up next to me at the idea of me becoming a captain, but otherwise didn't show much of a reaction. We came to the agreement that I would retire being an ANBU once the kids were 3 to be a full time mom and then I would become a jounin instructor once the twins were 10, though Anko would be their sensei.
"No way! You're an ANBU, dattebayo?!" Naruto stared at my tattoo in awe, only to sulk when he was painfully reminded that him and Sasuke were the only ones of the rookie 9 that were still genin. Though it looks like Sasuke didn't seem to care much about ranking, I don't blame him. He could very well kill almost any opponent thrown at him by now.
Sasuke leaned towards me in interest, "How has dating my brother been?"
I hum thoughtfully as we ordered our food, and waited until we got our drinks to humor them, "Oh, we got married about a year ago, un." I duck as the two do a spit take… which landed on Jiraiya. No surprise there, they know better than to aim towards me.
"What do you mean married, dattebayo?!" Naruto slams his hands on the table, eyes widen from shock.
My voice becomes sing-song like, "Marriage. You know honey, the clothes and the ceremony followed by consummation that same night." Itachi gives me a glance, but proceeds to pretend like this conversation was not happening while Kimimaro looked like he wanted to smash Itachi's face in with his glass cup. The girls were giggling though.
"Con… Consu… huh?" Naruto gives me a confused look then proceed to look at Jiraiya for help.
Jiraiya scratched his cheek, "Ah… well you see Naruto… when a couple gets married… um… consummation is the process of… Uh…" He pales when he noticed even Sasuke was clueless about the word, "I thought Deidara taught you everything." Earning him a set of shrugs from the boys, as they went to drink some more water.
"Itachi and I had sex, un." I grinned like a Cheshire cat when they proceeded to choke on their water. Sakura and Hinata were dying of laughter at the boys misery, and I had to gently pat Kimimaro's cheek to calm him down as he steamed over the idea of my beloved husband "defiling" me as he likes to word it. Itachi has mastered the art of "let Deidara talk" and was acting like the real adult in the room.
"Gah! Deidara-nii! Why do you have to be so blunt, dattebayo?!"
I shrug, "I just am. But isn't this wonderful? No not the sex part, it honestly isn't as fun as some people lead others to believe, un." I ignore the weird looks I'm getting from everyone but Itachi, "I mean the fact that you two are brothers!" I clap my hand with glee as the two looked at each other horrified.
The duo spoke at the same time, "Brothers…" Before promptly looking away turning an awkward shade of red.
"Did I miss something while you two were gone? You two didn't start dating did yo-"
"NO!" I reel my head backwards as they both shouted at the same time. What happened while they were away? And why is Jiraiya laughing his ass off? I have got to hear this story.
Sasuke quickly changed the subject, "You two don't act like a married couple… you two are… so stiff."
Tilting my head in confusion I look at Itachi. Sasuke does have a point, minus when I held his hand, we don't even look like a couple, much less a married one. Both of our postures were stiff and show no signs of affection for the other, "We do that on purpose, almost everyone in Konoha knows that we are married. But we wanted to keep it a secret from other nations because it could be used against us, un." The waiter pops up with all of our food, so we began digging in.
"Yeah, but you two never did anything besides cuddle, dattebayo. Not even a kiss." Naruto frowns with more confusion. They are never going to drop the subject until we perform a PDA, huh?
I sigh and take out some yellow clay, letting my palm mouths eat it. Everyone watched in interest as I create a female pikachu, dropping blood on it so it came to life with a twitch of its ears.
"Pika pi?" Kami I hate pikachu… I like eevee more, but she is useful in getting my point across. I point at Itachi, causing the pikachu to hop over and climb onto his shoulder, nuzzling his cheek as my husband just allowed this to happen. Pikachu then kissed Itachi on the cheek with a high pitched happy "Chuuuuu~" And turning back into a figurine which I then promptly squished in my hand. Bye bye pikachu.
"There. We kissed, un." No one moved a muscle, except for Itachi and Kimimaro, who were enjoying their lunch.
"What was that Deidara-sensei?" Sakura leans forward as her entire frame was blocked by Kimimaro's body from my line of sight.
"A pikachu, un." Both girls let out drawn out "oooooooh"s while the guys were confused, "Chu." Now they were joining in, considering I would always tell them that kisses on the cheek must have a chu sound to be an authentic kiss. Lip kissing is… a mess in terms of sounds.
Jiraiya rubs his chin in thought, "I have heard of men becoming lovers, but how does… I mean… for research reasons, how does…?" Is he seriously thinking about writing a yaoi novel based on our experiences? I don't know if I should feel flattered or offended… I'm feeling the latter.
"None of your damn busin-"
"Itachi treats Dei-chan like he's made of glass." In comes my blunt, perverted, and currently very pregnant best friend Anko, "I accidentally walked in on the two one time and it was… pretty hot." I am pretty sure both Itachi and my faces were bright red now, "Until he pulled a kunai from under his pillow and threw it at me." Anko laughs nervously as I pull out a kunai with a menacing look in my eye. She's lucky she's pregnant.
Now everyone was looking at me after Anko mentioned a kunai, "What? I sleep with a kunai under my pillow. I'm paranoid okay, un?"
Jiraiya sweat drops, "You sleep with an Uchiha, you don't need a kunai." Sasuke and Naruto both nodded in agreement, I think the only person who agreed with me was Kimimaro.
I roll my eye and proceed to lace my voice with the highest level of sarcasm, "Sure I don't need a kunai, I totally need to be dependable on my husband to protect me when I am perfectly capable of slashing someone's throat open without waking him up, un."
Everyone looks at Itachi, who nods in confirmation, "I woke up once seeing a dead body a few feet away and Dei causally braiding my hair. I am convinced he is the only person that is able to make me sleep through anything." I kiss Itachi's cheek in thanks for the compliment.
Sasuke noticed something about Anko, "Why is your stomach round? Last I checked you had a flat stomach." Well… I mean he didn't call her fat.
"Oh, Anko's pregnant with mine and Itachi's child… Naruto honey, don't choke on your food, un." I hand Naruto some water as he is currently turning red from choking. Sasuke's hair was doing that Ghibli thing where it floats in the air, and Jiraiya was more or less gaping in shock.
Sasuke began to stammer, "Chi…. Chi…" I think I broke another Uchiha… whoops.
"Child Sasuke… child. Dei and I are having a child." Itachi gently tried to coax the word out of Sasuke. I take a brief glance at Kimimaro who already knew about Anko being pregnant, I think this is one of the only things he likes about my marriage, he gets to be an uncle.
Naruto pounded on his chest to get his near-death experience down, "Gah… How did Anko become pregnant with your guys' kid?"
Sakura decided to jump in, "Surrogacy, a special kind that Deidara-sensei invented using a combination of jutsu. The baby in Anko's stomach is not related to her at all." Her words not mine, I did not invent it… I mean, I kinda did in this world.
"Actually Sakura, it's babies. They are twins- errrr… Did I forget to mention that?" I look to my side and see that Kimimaro fainted on the ground, "I guess I did… Oh well, Duck-kun, Naruto and… Kimi-honey…? Okay, he's breathing. You three are going to be uncles, un!" Anko kneels by Kimimaro and begins to poke his face to see if it would wake him up, I keep a hand on her shoulder so she doesn't fall.
Sasuke still looks absolutely broken, but Naruto was staring off into space with a dazed look, "I'm going to be an uncle… Wait, so will they look like teme and his brother, dattebayo?" Naruto jabs at Sasuke's side which knocked the Uchiha out of his panic mode… and off his chair.
I laugh watching Sasuke scramble back to his chair, "I'm not sure, but due to the fact that everything about me is recessive," I motion to my blond hair and blue eye, "I'm positive that they will more than likely look like their father, un."
"Well, I hope they don't get Sasuke's hair. We have enough ducks in Konoha, dattebayo." Naruto laughs as he dodges a swipe from Sasuke and Sakura.
Sakura growls, "Naruto! Don't say that about your future nieces or nephews! I'm sure they will look beautiful considering who their parents are."
I smile at Sakura, "Thank you, Sakura… but I honestly pray that none of them end up with Sasuke's hair. If either of them do, I'm growing it out and putting it in a ponytail, un." Everyone looks at Itachi, expecting him to argue with that statement… nope, he just drinked his tea.
"I have no arguments with Dei's choices in parenting. Considering he's done well enough raising you two." Itachi hid his smirk behind his cup when the boys became defensive at the statement. No, he's right. Those two were absolute brats and I love them either way.
Naruto takes a bite of his food, talking with his mouth full, "Okay, anyone else have any confessions to make?"
Kimimaro straightens his back, "Yes, I am dating Neji." The room became filled with the sound of someone choking… but it wasn't Naruto, he's just casually munching on his food with a "what else is new?" expression.
No, the one dying of food being lodged in their esophagus was Sasuke. Didn't see that coming.
"Ho… How?!" Sasuke was pounding on his chest, waving Sakura away as she was prepared to give him the Heimlich maneuver. Hinata was… semi-choking… from trying not to laugh. Of course she knows that her cousin is dating my brother, we chaperoned their fucking dates!
Kimimaro shrugs, "I see no reason in telling you, we have been sparring partners for years now and it clicked." (AN: Like I said… side story in the future.) Fuck… I'm hearing the voice again, I thought I blocked that stupid thing!*
Naruto shrugged nonchalantly, "I thought you two were a couple years ago. You two are like dance partners… it doesn't stay platonic for long, dattebayo."
I don't know what's more shocking, the fact Naruto knows about dance partners sometimes becoming couples… or the fact he knows what the word "platonic" means. I think everyone is sharing my thought process, we all look like chibis with how big our eyes have become, even Itachi was frozen mid-bite.
The rest of lunch time was everyone swapping stories, with Anko leaving at some point due to… I dunno, pregnant people reasons. On occasion I would watch Sasuke and Sakura exchange glances but then look away nervously, it was rather cute. Naruto was chatting up a storm to me, Kimimaro and Hinata, but mostly to me as he described the types of seals he has mastered.
"Well then, how about we put it to the test?" I look over my shoulder to see Kakashi giving Team 7 his famous eye crinkle smile, "Just like old times with the bell test."
"All right, dattebayo!" Naruto sprang to his feet, "Oh right… this is for you." Naruto hands Kakashi the newest Icha Icha book… which caused the silver-haired jounin to hold it up like he just found the Holy Grail much to Jiraiya's amusement, pervert. Sakura and Sasuke followed Naruto while Hinata had to head home, but her presence was replaced with Tsunade as she wanted to see her precious student kick Kakashi's ass. Jiraiya lost interest and left to do… research?
At the training ground, Kakashi dangled three bells, "Same rules apply, come at me with everything you have and get these bells. You have until dawn." He vanishes within a puff of smoke as the trio began planning. I had to hold in a snicker as the gamer in me remembered a horror game with the same title.*
I lean against a tree with my arms crossed, "This won't be long, un." Just as I finished my sentence, Sakura came to the conclusion that Kakashi was underground and created a crater, "Hey, Kakashi! Unless you want them to get the bells, you better become a threat, un!" Tsunade gave me a puzzled expression, considering that any natural brother would be cheering on their sibling, not the enemy, "If I don't cheer for the losing side, then what's the point in watching?"
Still shaken by how strong Sakura has become, he quickly decided to use lightning blade on her. With his body language, I could tell that he had no real intention of hitting Sakura, but what he didn't expect was Naruto to block the attack with a yellow sealing scroll, which absorbed the lightning.
"Sasuke!" Naruto threw the scroll towards Sasuke, who not only caught it, but hit the seal with chidori. Within an instant the chakra from Kakashi's jutsu morphed with Sasuke's chidori, creating almost an electrical rasengan in the Uchiha's palm. We were all so distracted by the interesting combination, that we didn't notice Naruto pull out a blue scroll and unsealed its content. Within seconds, the patch of land that Sakura lowered became filled with water.
"No fucking way…" The science geek within me took one look at the water to understand what was happening.
Sasuke THREW his ball of lightning over the water, hooked his arm around Sakura's waist and promptly bolted out of there. Naruto used another seal to form a barrier in front of us as the boy's combination jutsu finally reached it's starting point. Not only had the boys manage to create an artificial lightning ball*, but they manipulated it to the point where poor Kakashi was now trying to dodge lightning strikes that formed at random intervals. It was like the natural phenomena mixed with a plasma ball!
I was cackling like a hyena, "This is what you two have been training on?! Holy shit! Sending you those scrolls was my best idea yet!" I fell on my back as Kakashi nearly got struck, not so high and mighty now are we Kakashi?
"I still want to learn new jutsu from Kakashi-sensei, but those scrolls were easy to learn. That was actually the first time Sasuke and I tried that jutsu, dattebayo." Naruto rubs his nose proudly as the lightning ball faded after running out of chakra, Kakashi quickly went into hiding and Sasuke returned with Sakura. The poor girl was blushing profusely considering Sasuke practically swept her off her feet… like a goose or a sack of flour.
Itachi was impressed, "You two may end up surpassing us someday." I doubt anyone can surpass Itachi, especially since once Sasuke wakes up his mangekyo I will be making the brother's swap eyes. But I had to agree that these two will definitely become stronger than me at this rate. Any normal person would be jealous, and feel threatened by that kind of statement… but not me.
That was the plan the entire time.
The bell test continued for a few more hours, but in the end Kakashi lost due to Naruto tricking him into closing his eyes. Pride swelled inside my chest as the trio teasingly jingled the bells in front of Kakashi's face, even Tsunade and Itachi had prideful expression. Sakura went home after saying goodbye to the boys, and I decided to escort them back to Naruto and Kimimaro's apartment so they could sleep.
"Dei, are you okay?" Itachi pats my arm to get my attention, "You're making that thinking expression again."
I sigh and rub my arm, "I feel like, with all of the excitement of seeing Naruto and Duck-kun again, I'm missing something today, un." It's going to bug me until I figure out what it was… the boys are back, so it's shippuden now…
"Troublesome, it's you two." My thoughts were interrupted seeing Shikamaru and Temari walking down the street, I'm getting deja vu.
"Hey Shikamaru!" Naruto gets a mischievous face, "Sooooo… on a late night date I see, dattebayo?" Both shinobi turn a slight shade of pink and quickly distance themselves. Despite my efforts, Shikamaru and Temari are two love-birds that I cannot interfere with, they form so naturally and I love it too much.
Temari groans, "Not you too. No we are not on a date, I'm here on official Suna business to help organize another chunin exam in a few months." She folds her arms in annoyance as Sasuke's eyes lit up in excitement.
"That's right… the chunin exams."
Shikamaru yawns, "Right… you two are the last of us rookies that are still genin- err… did I say something wrong?" The moment the word "genin" left Shika's mouth, Naruto and Sasuke formed an emo corner nearby, much to our amusement. Even Ukon and Sakon became chunin a few months ago, hell I heard Haku became a jounin and one of Mei's personal bodyguards back in Kirigakure.
"Right… Oh yeah! What about Gaara, dattebayo?" Naruto's face lit up with excitement… while I felt a ton of bricks collapse on my very being.
Temari smiles, "Gaara is the godai-"
"GAARA!" Everyone jolts a foot in the air at my sudden scream. Before questions could be asked, I create a clay bird and fly off at high speed. How could I be so stupid?! I completely forgot about the first arc of shippuden! I mean, I'm not there to capture Gaara, instead the one that's going to capture him is… "FUCK! OBITO!"
Also shit… I forgot Itachi. Oh well, he'll catch up.
Meanwhile with the others
3rd person POV
"What was that about?" Temari stared down at the ground where Deidara once stood in absolute confusion, "Usually he doesn't randomly scream out names."
Itachi does a quick once-over his shoulder to make sure Anko wasn't around to make a comment. Good, the coast is clear.
The Uchiha sighs, "Temari-san, Dei has reasons for reacting that way, and it appears he's heading for Suna. Speaking of which, I should start making my way there as well."
The Suna kunoichi raises an eyebrow as the Uchiha left to collect Kisame, "In that heavy of a trench coat? Hope he doesn't get a heat stroke."
Shikamaru sighs, "Troublesome. Everything is a big pain…"
Back with Deidara. A few hours later
Deidara's POV
I nearly had my clay bird do a nosedive into Suna the moment I saw the city. Within minutes I was greeted by panicked jounins.
"You arrived faster than expected! We just sent the messenger hawk! Kazekage-sama was taken by the Akatsuki, and Kankuro went after the duo!"
My eye couldn't stop twitching, maybe it was the heat and the fact my skin was clinging to my coat… but I was peeved, "I told this damn village to keep an eye out for the Akatsuki! How the fuck does a village miss a hunched-back-scorpion-tailed-middle-aged man, and a man-child wearing an orange mask, un?!" By now, this particular jounin understood to not question my level of details due to my history, but I wasn't done, "Not to mention they are in RED AND BLACK COATS, and one of them is, I repeat myself, WEARING AN ORANGE MASK, UN!" Everyone was sweating bullets as I kept yelling in their ears. I think I look like Iruka when he's pissed, with the big head and white angry eyes… eye.
"Th-they had inside help, and the masked guy… nothing we or Kazekage-sama did would hit him." The jounin bows his head in shame as my fist smacked the back of it.
"I know this! Send a rescue team for Kankuro! The guy is gonna be in bad shape, don't worry about Gaara, you'll have your Kazekage back, un." I stormed into the Kazekage building to make preparations while a rescue team collected Kankuro. I refused to sleep the entire night as I reviewed all of the information I had. Naruto's team will take 3 days to get here, Itachi will come with along with Kisame if possible. I'm fairly certain this arc will barely change, besides Obito being the one everyone fights.
Now I just have to take care of Sasori… I wonder how Chiyo is feeling.
Time for the Kazekage rescue arc. Now, some of you may be wondering, why Deidara didn't just follow them? Simple really, he has no idea where those two are, there is a sandstorm blowing, and even if he rescued Gaara, the village would get attacked AGAIN later. Most likely by Pein.
I will delve more into everyone's relationships later on, but yes, Neji and Kimi are now an official couple! Oh, I'm so excited to work with everyone! X3
Just to make things clear up front, I will not be doing the 6 tails Unleashed arc, literally 99.9% of filler episodes after the Pein Invasion Arc, and any episodes related to Deidara or Sasuke being a revenge filled bitch are subject to change. I have never watched the 6 tails arc, nor do I ever plan on it, and I barely watched fillers. If I did not list an arc, that means it will get at least one chapter dedicated to it if my muse agrees with me. The Sanbi arc is my favorite filler so I will include it and the Sora arc… I'm going to butcher it due to poor memory and I have plans for Sora.
Also, every non-filler character that has died in the show has had their fates predetermined using google coin flips 3 times with the exceptions of Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori and Asuma. I had story elements for most decisions on who lived or died and my beta and I agreed on letting the Universe determine things. I decided to do this instead because it was more fair and kept things off a bias. I will say this, the coin flips had some very interesting results, a few of them were ones I was hoping for. Some characters will have a new fate, and some will die anyway, but I will not say who and if when they died changes.
* My beta missed when I would make comments about the AN's so I added that in for her amusement.
* I am talking about the horror game Until Dawn, love that game and had to make a reference!
* Look up lightning ball, it is so cool! They don't usually strike lightning from what I recall, so I added in the plasma ball… you know, the thing you can decorate your room with that looks like a mini lightning storm inside a ball.
As always, reviews are loved and I will see you next week for the Kazekage rescue arc. Idk if it will be one chapter or 2, but most of it will be done in one sitting.
Bye!
