Oooohhhhh boy. Okay, time to address the elephant in the room. This chapter was handled VERY differently from the other chapters, in that I literally will not give a single crap about anyone not liking it. Since I loath the Kaguya fight with a passion (and her character in general), my beta and I agreed that this would be my "reward" chapter for continuously trying my hardest to produce quality, story-driven content. As a result, I did whatever I felt like doing for this "fight". Please be aware that this is the only time I will do something like this. I just wanted a chapter that made ME smile the entire time, if you guys like it then that's an added bonus.

MASS WARNING RIGHT HERE, PLEASE READ: I have organized everything to go with Kaguya dimension hopping, you will learn very quickly that Deidara does not go to the normal worlds Kaguya sends everyone. In fact, they hold massive spoilers for some fandoms. If you are a fan and are afraid of spoilers, please feel free to scroll past that section and move along. Everything is organized by "1st world" "2nd world" and so on, hard to miss, they are one of the few things bolded. No story progression happens after Kaguya dimension hops and it does not resume until the final line of the chapter. The rest is pure, joyous, crack (at least my definition of crack).

Also special announcement in bottom AN.

Anyway, thank you all so much for the faves, follows and reviews. Pretty fun reactions this time around.

Yensia: Could be worse, I could be some authors that don't have an upload schedule or keep you all in the dark for weeks. XP Glad you are loving the story hun!

wyattharto8: Mwahahahahahaha- yeah I'm an evil author. :P

Ringo1327: Yeah, Madara is alive.

setokayba2n: Oh no, Naruto is not gonna even try to Talk-no-Jutsu to Kaguya, she's way too bonkers to even try that.

Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf: Uchihas are over complicated creatures, aren't they? Not kidding, the Sexy Reverse Harem no Jutsu is the only bit from the anime that I watched of the Kaguya fight, I have never sat down and watch it in the anime. I've played the game, but that's about it.

VenaHope: Honestly, why do you think Kaguya will literally only get less than 3 pages (on a google doc, original format) of screen time in this chapter? Kishimoto creates a villian at the last minute to replace Madara, because everyone that COULD kill Madara are DEAD, doesn't do anything to give her a backstory until almost a year later in the anime… and her backstory isn't even that interesting! He couldn't even make us give a crap about a last minute villain, while Madara has been hyped since the first Sasuke vs Naruto in the end of Shippuden.

Supu Fumi Heren: ohhh… if you're here for a lots of Kaguya you may want to find another fic to give you your battling fill… I don't do much with her. .-. Hope you still find this chapter amusing.

animecutylover: Let's be real, Hiruzen would have a heart attack if he learned a mini-Shisui is being raised by Deidara.

Liliah Dark: I never said I was a nice author hun~ :P

Pr1n3ss K3nny: I think most of the shock value is the fact that Madara was more than willing to beat the shit out of Deidara just to keep up the act. That bit with the tree made my beta laugh quite a bit as well lol.

hartman227: I could never keep him being evil really, if I did he would have been killed at some point in the last chapter.

Eternal Hokage: I most likely won't do that, while Deidara likes to talk about the timeline he prefers to keep little bits of trivia to himself about the people around him… plus I totally forgot he was voiced by a woman, so Deidara doesn't even know that in this fic.

"Blah" - Black Zetsu

1st world, 2nd world, etc. - Different worlds that Deidara goes into.

"Blah" - English… lots and lots of English.

Warning: Violence, veeeerrrrryyyyy vulgar language (more so than normal in some parts), massive spoilers for various franchises (you will learn what the worlds are before the spoilers arrive) Sexy jutsus, character deaths, fangirling, certain character bashing and it ain't Kaguya.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other franchise that appears in this fic. The specific franchises in this chapter will have a disclaimer in the bottom AN to avoid spoilers.


"Is there anything you don't know?" Zetsu growled venomously inside the sleeve of Kaguya's kimono, making him sound more like a scared kid than a freaky plant monster.

"Yeah, I don't know who was stupid enough to have sex with Bland-hime and actually stay turned on long enough to give her sons, un..." Everyone went quiet, "What? It's true."

"Deidara-sensei… you sound more bitter than usual…" Sakura let out a soft gulp when I snapped my attention to her.

I suddenly became extremely animated, "Well excuse me. I got into this fanbase when I was 10 and spent the next 6 years hyped up for the final battle. Which, by the way, was supposed to be against HIM!" I throw my thumb out so fast at Madara that I actually smacked him in the face, "And then, low and behold, just when things got juicy, Kaguya takes the spotlight. THERE WAS NO MENTION OF THIS WOMAN UNTIL NOW, UN!"

My head felt lighter than normal. In the corner of my eye, I see Itachi holding the ribbon used to keep my ponytail up. It took me a moment to realize that my hair began to defy gravity due to my contained rage, and the ribbon flew off. Everyone took a step away to give me space.

With an unamused snort that sounded way too much like a horse, I swallow a soldier pill to let my chakra replenish, "Let's just deal with this mess and get the war over with. I remember how it begins and how it ends, un." I notice Naruto and Sasuke looking at me with wide eyes, "Now what?"

"You barely remember this?" Naruto's mouth hanged open with horror, "How?"

I limply motion to Kaguya, "Do you really think teenage me would bother investing her time and energy after Madara got replaced? I read this fight when it was first released as a manga and that was it. No anime, no games, no rereads, un." Honestly, had I known I would be sent to this world, I would have spent countless hours relearning this fight. But instead, I chose to invest in episodes with the Akatsuki. Frankly, I don't regret my choices.

"Kaa-san, the angry blond needs to die. He is a thorn in our sides." Seemingly awakened by Black Zetsu's words, Kaguya perked up from her daze. But she seemed more interested in Sasuke and Naruto.

I really wanted to end this quickly. Grasping at spider web-like threads that consisted of my memories, I searched desperately for something we could do to start the fight off… and then a light bulb turned on.

'Well… it happens later in the fight… but it IS the only scene I have ever watched of this from the anime…'

"Naruto, look at Kaguya, what does she remind you of?"

Naruto tilted his head and examined the floating woman, "Um… I dunno."

"A noblewoman honey. Someone who… I don't know… doesn't see much? Hmm?" Naruto's shoulder tensed up, but then turned to give me an evil grin, "Catch my drift?"

The others stared at us blankly, before everyone but Itachi and Madara paled. Oh yeah… it's gonna happen.

Naruto's body was engulfed in chakra and transformed into his sage mode bijuu cloak, "Sasuke, prepare one of your Amaterasu-Chidori thingies. I'm going in!" Ignoring the protests from everyone, Naruto charged towards Kaguya and created about a dozen shadow clones. Out of reflex, Kaguya activated her byakugan.

"SEXY REVERSE HAREM JUTSU!"

I love my brother.

Kaguya was soon surrounded by very hot, and VERY naked men as sparkling clouds temporarily covered their private areas. I hear Madara smack a hand over his eyes while Sakura and Kushina suffered nosebleeds.

Actually, I felt something drip down my face. Touching my nose, I see blood resting on my fingertips. Wait… I can get nosebleeds?! Snapping my head up to look at the jutsued men, I deadpanned in an instant… oh… that explains a lot.

"Itachi, you shared my memories with Naruto on the various anime I enjoy, didn't you?" A good handful of the clones looked way to similar to some anime characters I have had a history of squealing over.

Itachi shrugged, but an amused smirk was on his face, "He wanted to see what would cause a reaction." Well, he got one. I quickly rubbed my nose against my dark blue sleeve to stop the bleeding… well, it worked but now I have a dark red splotch on the fabric.

Sakura made a sound in the back of her throat that sounded like a shriek, "There's no way a jutsu like that would work on someone that's considered a goddess-" And Naruto just punched Kaguya in the face and Sasuke slammed into her gut with a flaming, black chidori, "IT WORKED?!"

Still, in a state of bewilderment, Kaguya ran a hand over her kimono, putting out the flames. Zetsu scowled at the teens, "Kaa-san, it's time to fight."

"Yes… I will have all chakra returned to the tree…"

There was suddenly an odd tugging sensation. It was pulling at my body despite the lack of forceful movement. I slammed my eye shut to hopefully lessen the feeling.

And I no longer sensed the others.

1st world

When the tugging sensation stopped, all I could think of was one simple sentence.

'Why is this place so fucking cold?!' I looked up towards the lifeless grey sky to see an endless shower of snow. Only Itachi and Madara were with me. Something must have made Kaguya's dimension-warping jutsu glitch on the three of us. Lovely, hopefully we teleport whenever they do, otherwise we're gonna have to get creative in how to return back to the main field. Now where the fuck are we-

"Hey! Who the fook are you?!"

Oh… well then… I know exactly where we are.

Leveling my head to normal, my eye trails around to look at dozens of wildlings and men of the Night's Watch drawing their crudely made weapons. I hear Madara snort at the display and I look to my left... Yep. There's The Wall. I'm so happy to have my own personal heaters with me because I swear I can feel my sweat turn to ice.

"Dei, what are they saying?" Itachi takes a step closer to me with the intention of keeping me behind him. However, I quickly maneuvered around that so I stood beside him. Hokage or not, I'm the one that needs to protect him in this situation, not to mention I'd rather not look like a pansy around murders, rapists, thieves and the occasional nice guy- wait I don't see Sam, well that kills the "nice guy" idea pretty quickly.

One of the Crows looks at me with a sneer, "Got some Essos man whores with you or something, Lannister cunt?" Wow… these men would be dead if Madara understood them- EXCUSE ME, I'M A WHAT?!

Placing a hand on Itachi's shoulder, I roughly shove him to the side as my hair began flying in every direction, startling everyone and I hear some call me a mage, "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LANNISTER YOU-" I pause, grabbing a fistful of my hair to examine it. What was once a rich, honey-blond was now the color of luscious gold and my English quickly dropped in minor grief, "Seven hells, I really do look like a fucking Lannister."

Casting a glance at Madara and Itachi and actually taking a good look at them, they now looked like people that could belong in my old world… or at least be mistaken for cosplayers of themselves. I'll need to see if this pattern continues when Kaguya uses her jutsu again, this will be interesting.

"Deidara, what exactly is this place?" Madara looked down at me with a raised eyebrow. Oh yeah… I'm supposed to be mad at him, aren't I?

"This is a show I enjoyed and a book series I never read… Madara-sama, hold still please, un." The Uchiha quickly understood what I was about to do and held still until I uppercut him in the jaw. Several Crows and Wildlings murmured their confusion, and soon their fear when my foot slammed into Madara's chest and sent him flying. It wasn't the fact that I sent him flying that made these men concerned, it was the fact I caused a 6-inch indent of Madara's form in their supposed "unbreakable" wall of snow and ice, hair and everything.

The men instantly readied their battle weapons as Madara peeled himself off the wall and back to Itachi and me, looking unharmed though somewhat disgruntled at the fact that he was rammed into a wall, "Did you really have to use that much chakra in your foot, Deidara?"

"You broke one of my ribs, caused emotional trauma and made me waste chakra, deal with it, un." I folded my arms with my nose turned up into the air as Madara let out an overdramatic sigh. Of course I forgive him… but… that doesn't excuse the fact that I couldn't join in the act.

Archers readied their crossbows on us, but they were all stopped when a… I guess authoritative voice entered the courtyard? It's a little hard to take that voice seriously, considering every other person of power in this world barks out orders like a bulldog that saw a squirrel.

"What's going on here?" Everyone looked up to see the Lord of Broods, The Prince that was Promised, Champion of the Battles of the Bastards… and also played by Kit Harington: Jon Snow! Sansa was right behind him, looking at us with interest… so… season six, huh? I guess it's time to meddle in affairs I have no right in interfering.

Before I could even take a step forward, Madara slammed his hand on my shoulder and yanked me backward. The action not only caused my back to collide with his chest, but Itachi had to knock Tormund on his ass for charging.

"You're good on your feet, southerner. Why are you wasting your time being that Lannister's little cocksucker when you can be on the battlefield?"

"Dei, I cannot understand what he is saying. His accent is making it harder to decode it." And I thank every Kami in the universe for that, "Your face is turning red..." YA THINK?!

"He said you're good on your feet, please do not make me translate the latter half of it, un. I'm not a fucking Lannister, that's my husband you're insulting and you can kiss my ass, fire crotch." Wow, this world really brings out the ugly side of my language, but Tormund is looking at me with a mixture of mild amusement and annoyance. I look back to the Uchiha holding me still, "Why did you pull me, Madara-sama?"

"Deidara, I trust your judgment, but are you sure you want to meddle with this world?" Madara's grip tightened as he noticed archers in the balconies, "More specifically, are these the people you would want to help? They don't seem…" I look to the group and acknowledged the fact that the majority of the men here have disgusting teeth and look like they don't know what soap is… which is true.

I pinch Madara's gloved wrist and remove his hand from my shoulder, "Yes Madara-sama… if I don't say something, a little boy might die... and then up there fucks his aunt, un." One look at my deadpan expression made both Uchiha step away from me with their arms in a surrender pose, "They're good men at heart, they um… they're just not the most well-mannered." This action made all of the other men get into battle position.

Knowing I may be at the mercy of this world's physics, I pushed chakra into my feet before breaking into a run. Chaos exploded as Crows and Wildlings tried to hit me, only to be knocked over at my sheer speed. Bolts from crossbows nipped at my heels as I ran up the icy wooden beams of Castle Black, parkouring to the rails of the balcony where the Stark children stood.

Moving like fluid water I went from standing on the wood to doing a frog-like crouch so I was eye level with Jon. One hand steading my balance and the other shooting out to grab a bolt that was aimed at my head. This world was… so slow compared to the Naruto world. I didn't need sharingan or even my explosives, just chakra and my sensing. It didn't help that they lacked proper armory, weaponry and their battle styles were medieval at best.

"Hello, handsome~… And Lady Stark." Got to remember my manners when addressing nobility.

A chuckle erupted from my throat as the Lord and Lady went from petrified fear to utter bewilderment. Jon quickly fumbled to get his valyrian steel sword out of its holster as Brienne of Tarth moved Sansa behind her.

"Broody, I just caught a bolt with my bare hand and ran up a pillar. I'm not a White Walker, your sword won't hurt me." I still found myself with a sword being pointed in my face anyway, "I come to you baring advice and news that may benefit you and your family… my proof of my words you may be asking yourself? Well…"

I slide off the rail so I stood on my own two feet, forcing Jon to take a step back, "How did Ygritte put it? Oh yeah... 'You know nothing, Jon Snow.'" I kept looking at that pretty, scarred up face as he dropped his sword with a clang. He was a handsome man… but not my type and I'm also married, so I shouldn't look that way...

Nah, Itachi doesn't care.

Sansa let out an audible gulp, "What do you have to tell us?" The shakiness in her voice gave way to the fear she had. Considering she had just escaped from Ramsay Bolton a couple of days ago, I don't blame her for finding little ol' me intimidating. Even though I would like to think I look prettier and nicer than a dude who fed his baby brother to dogs.

With a sigh and a shiver from the cold that made everyone flinch due to the squeak that escaped me, "Sorry about that, it happens. Anyway, all of your siblings are alive save for Robb." I felt their hearts skip a few beats, "You'll see Rickon first, he's Ramsay's prisoner."

Jon gave me a suspicious look, "We know this." Oh, well good then.

"Ramsay plans on luring Jon into battle using the boy, but will kill him before Jon's horse can get to him." I jab Jon in the chest with my pointer finger, "I don't care how silly it sounds. Scream at Rickon to zig-zag, it'll make it harder for that Bolton bastard to hit his throat. If you don't do this, he'll be dead by the time you and your horse make it too him. In fact, going towards Rickon is what will lead you right into his trap..." The fact that I knew that I would not be able to stay in this world long enough to at least ensure the kid lives pained me, this world definitely needed some heavy meddling with. But that is also not something I would want to get involved with, the politics in the Five Great Nations were at least manipulatable.

Jon stared at me while processing this new information before nodding and motioning me to continue.

I opened my mouth when I felt a tugging sensation, out of panic I spoke quickly, "And whatever you do, do not have sex with the fucking dragon queen! For the love of the Old Gods, talk with your brother Bran and your friend Sam first! She's your bloody a-"

We were teleported out of that world before I could tell Jon the whole truth.

2nd world

Goodbye snow, hello sand!

Squinting my eye as the harsh rays of a stupid desert sun smacked into my vision, I looked around to get my bearings. This place looked way too much like Aladdin for my liking, and I am really not a fan of that movie.

"Dei, does this place seem familiar to you?" Itachi held his hand over his brow to keep the sun out of his eyes. Madara was the only one not bothered by the sun, guess it helps when your hair blocks everything, "It seems like Suna, but the architect is different."

Growling in annoyance as sand started sinking its way into my shoes, I kick said sand away, "Yeah, it's some movie I grew up loving as a kid. It's about a thief who gets a… well, it looks like a pot but it's called a lamp. Seriously, I was so close to telling Jon Snow the whole thing, and instead, we get stuck in stupid Aladdin-"

"BURN BABY!"

"-Nevermind! I told him how to save his brother. I am happier now, un!" With a tiny squee which caught both men by surprise, I bolt towards the voice in childish glee, "We're in Kingdom Hearts!"

I hear Itachi mutter a, "Good thing Obito missed the party…" and Madara letting out a laugh as we reached the market square. In the middle of it was Axel and Roxas fighting a Barrier Master and Fat Bandits.

I inhaled sharply to contain my inner fangirl. Seriously, I thought that died after I got married? Aw who cares, friken Axel is here!

The two seemed to be handling things okay until a Fat Bandit appeared behind Roxas and was preparing a belly flop. Instincts took over.

"R- Kid, look out!" Chucking a C1 at the heartless, instantly taking it out. The Organization duo paused their fighting to look at our arrival, Axel killing the last heartless with his chakrams.

"Wha… what was that?" Roxas stared at us with a dazed look, "You blew it up…"

"Who cares buddy? He helped!" Axel walked to us, placing a hand on his hip and began making random gestures with his hand, "Thanks for the assist there."

I had to keep myself from staring at the gestures. Seriously… Kingdom Hearts uses them everytime someone talks, "Y… yeah… no problem, un." I rub the back of my neck as I felt a blush forming. I hear Itachi make a random sound through his nose as my shy side took over, I could tell it was more from amusement than jealousy or anger.

Axel tilted his head and my eye instantly locked onto the fact his hair has physics, "Got a name there chatterbox? The name's Axel," He places his finger to his temple, "got it memorized?"

I hear Madara lean towards and whisper to Itachi, "And we just lost Deidara. Are you really not bothered by this, Itachi?"

"He's free to look, but not allowed to touch."

I started blocking them out. Axel said the thing! My idol in the video game industry just said his famous phrase to me! I think I forgot how to breathe. It doesn't help that Axel is amazing to look at, with that fire for hair, toxic green eyes and that height- wait, stop it, you're married!

"D...Deidara, un."

Axel had his eyebrow raise up and he had his smug smirk plastered on, "Deidaraun?"

And the magic just died right there.

The entire upper half of my body went limp with a doom cloud, "Would your last name happen to be Uchiha? Cause you talk like these jerks behind me, un." I jab a thumb over my shoulder, no doubt Itachi is trying to be polite and quiet. Madara's just snickering obnoxiously, "And it's Deidara. I have a verbal tic that I don't have much control of, un."

Axel reached out and ruffled my hair, "Easy tiny," HEY! "I'm just messing with you. Got it memorized?" And there's the magic again, I only just now realized that they were speaking in Japanese.

Roxas must have realized that they were wasting time and began tugging on Axel's sleeve, "Axel, we need to RTC and go to the clocktower. Maybe Xion will be there.

"Hm?" Axel looked at his chibi companion, "Right…"

Xion? When is this? "Is something wrong with your friend, un?"

Roxas dipped his head with a sigh, "She's been acting weirdly lately…Demyx mentioned something about me flipping her switch, but I can't figure out what that means..." That doesn't help anything, "I'm gonna go on ahead and fill the mission gauge more." Turning around, he ran off, occasionally doing those stupid jumps and leaps around Agrabah.

Axel almost instantly had the look of a guilty parent, rubbing the back of his head, "Man… what a mess. Well, nice to meet you, folks." He soon began to walk away.

My heart sped up almost instantly. Xion... Axel and Roxas obviously have a strained relationship… wait… wait wait wait!

"Axel!" Reaching out, I grab the taller male by his hood, making him bend backward, "Listen to me and listen good. Nobodies can grow hearts."

"Eh?" He looked at me like I've gone insane.

"Lea," He turns pale, "Whatever emotions you, Roxas, and Xion think you're feeling, embrace them. Don't trust Xemnas, that Kingdom Hearts he's making will put hearts in you… but not your own, you'll lose yourself to Xehanort. Take the two and get as far away from the Organization as possible, un."

Fire was forming in his hands, "Why should I believe you? Who the hell are you guys?"

"I'm from another world, no duh there. Do I look like I'm from Agrabah?" There's no biggie telling him this, there are tons of worlds in this universe, "Look at Saix the next time you see him, look long and good at what's physically different. Look at his eyes and see the changes, un."

Letting him go, Axel stumbled to get his bearings. Once upright he took a long look at us before his eyes widened and he ran off after Roxas.

Itachi pulled me into a hug the moment I buried my face in my hands, "Are you okay?" He adjusts my arms so that they would be returning a hug, not like he's going to get any protesting from me.

With a sigh, I nod into his shoulder, "Yeah… I'm just a little overwhelmed. Madara's constant side changing and we can't even fight Kaguya with the others… we're going into worlds that are close to my heart… I guess it's a bit much for me to take..." I'm just worried about Naruto and the others, I doubt we'll go into a world that will kill us, but Kaguya is a powerful opponent.

Slowly pushing myself away from Itachi, I roll my shoulders, "If this is going to be the running trend, my reactions in this form are going to cause some eyebrow-raising. So…" Itachi visibly tensed up, "transform!"

I couldn't even get the clouds to clear up before I had hands on me, "Madara-sama! I have to breathe!" I quickly began to squirm away, hoping that I could get away from his prudeness.

Madara huffed as he yanked me backward, "You're married now, you shouldn't be showing off this much skin even when your husband is with you." Not even giving me a warning, he pulled the back of my kimono into place so it covered and resumed fixing my obi, he only loosened it when I yelped in pain from my still recovering rib.

I pout after the pain faded, "But you said basically the same thing before I married Itachi, un!"

There was a noticeable halt in Madara's work, "... You're still not allowed to show this much skin." One of these days I'm going to summon him, while in this form, wearing a bikini. I mean, I get why he's a prude. With the time he was raised and he treats me like I'm his own child… but I'm an adult and married, let me show some skin damnit!

The moment Madara released his hold on me, I bolted to Itachi's side and hid behind him. The poor guy was still stiff as a board around me, but he relaxed seeing that my kimono was fixed.

Satisfied with what I was able to tell Axel, I didn't feel the need to argue when the tugging sensation arrived.

3rd world

The moment the feeling of dizziness left me, I adjusted my kimono back to its original form much to Madara's displeased grunt. With that out of the way, I examined the area instantly. It was a clean, fancy hallway with marble high walls and luxurious shiny tiles on the floor. This was obviously either some extravagant government building or a school, and based on the numbers by the doors, my money was on school. And the multitudes of women screaming told me exactly what world this was. No need to meddle here, but I wanted to see something.

I had to stop both Uchiha's from charging ahead to investigate the noise, momentarily enjoying how pretty their eyes and hair became, like a Shoujo manga, "It's fine, this world is harmless, un." The two paused, then nodded and followed me as I approached a door, "Just… keep the weapons hidden." I eyed Madara's Gunbai as there really was no way to hide it.

As I pushed open the door, I got smacked in the face with rose petals and sparkly background. Time to say hi to the Ouran Highschool Host club… well… better than most harem anime and at least it wasn't ecchi. I do not want some chick's giant boobs getting close and personal towards my husband, I already have to deal with that every time I leave him alone during dates.

Everyone's laughter and squeals were cut short by our appearance, and almost instantly the whispering began.

"Are they new students?"

"She's dressed in such a fine kimono, but she looks like a foreigner. I wonder what family she's from… and she's not wearing it right..."

"Look at those men, they're so handsome! Oh, I hope they are bodyguards or ninja assigned to protect her, that would be so moe!" Oh hey, I found Renge.

My eye somewhat twitches when all of the girls' attention focuses on my husband and… what category does Madara fall under? Father? Who cares. The hosts quickly notice us once their guests began to ignore them, almost instantly all of the more expressive hosts began focusing on us with Kyoya taking notes in the background.

Tamaki swaggered over and pulled out a rose out of nowhere, "Welcome to the Host Club! I am the king, Tamaki Suoh, and what is your name little princess~?" Thinking to be charming, he held the rose to me as I flinched back at all of the sparkles emanating from him, hiding part of my face behind my kimono sleeve, "Oh? Looks like we have a shy one here. It's alright, we're gentlemen in this Host Club, here to entertain the rich and beautiful~."

I mumble softly to myself, "And you're not very bright either…"

"Hey boss, I don't think she's interested in you!" Hikaru called out from his chair, his twin leaning on top of him.

"Besides that, the one with the ponytail looks pretty maaaaad~" Karou finished the thought.

Tamaki and I both looked behind me to see Itachi glaring pure venom at the teen as he protectively pulled me into his arms, causing many of the fangirls to have fantasies of a strong beautiful man doing the same thing. I didn't argue, in fact, I buried my face in his chest, "See what I had to deal with, un?"

"Indeed, how some women could find that personality attractive is beyond me." Tamaki teleported to his mushroom corner in an instant, muttering something about guys never understanding. I don't understand it either and I'm mentally a woman!

Behind his clipboard, Kyoya smirked at Tamaki, "Tamaki, it's also rude to flirt with a married woman." Leave it to the Host Club's shadow king to notice before Tamaki.

"Huh?" Tamaki shot his head in our direction, where we flashed our wedding bands at him. Instantly, his mood changed and he teleported right back to us, sparkles and all, "My apologies, your wife is so beautiful I thought she was a princess of this academy." Well… at least he's apologizing for the mistake.

Itachi rested his head on my shoulder, "Oh… she's a princess, all right…" I gave him a warning glance as he chuckled. Is he implying something…?

Despite the hidden joke my husband made, something came to my attention, "Has anyone here noticed the sparkles that float around?" Everyone looks to me in confusion, "Tamaki here sparkles when he flirts with people or tries to be charming, anyone else noticed that?"

Seriously, this is the most boring world ever. There is no magic, no chakra, no supernatural entities… nothing, it was just my world but anime. And yet… the sparkles…

Honey-senpai bounded over happily, little chibi flowers forming by his head, "Oh! That's because we use special effects to make them appear!" That doesn't answer ANYTHING! Even Madara looked like he was getting a headache from all of the special effects floating around everyone's heads. Nothing makes sense!

Out of interest, Haruhi approached us, "Um… I was wondering… you two look like characters in some magazines I've seen in the supermarket… are you cosplaying?" Oh sweet! Naruto, or at least some parody of it, was in the Ouran Highschool world! That honestly makes sense, minus the random shenanigans these teens get themselves stuck in, this was really just my old world but an anime.

Feeling that strong tugging sensation again, Madara shook his head and activated his sharingan in replace of his rinnegan then back, "No, we're the real thing." And just like that, we teleported out of that world.

4th world

I didn't even bother looking around this time, I had to brace myself on Itachi's shoulder as I burst into laughter. I hid my face behind a fan as tears pricked the corner of my eyes and the Uchihas looked at me like I've gone crazy.

"D-did you ppffff… see their faces before we teleported, un?!" The entire club room had gone pale at Madara's declaration, and Kyoya even dropped his clipboard! I had to catch my breath after a moment, "Oh Kami… I swear, nothing could beat those expressions…"

"Hmmm… Tomoe, mind if I keep that one? I like her laugh." My back straightened up at the unfamiliar voice, and I couldn't help but notice how old fashioned the building we were in was, "You can kill the samurai guy and the scrawny one… oh, they're yokai too."

Holding back the unintelligent sound that was bound to escape my throat, I look to my right to see… Tomoe and Akura-ou from Kamisama Hajimemashita?

"Huh?" Well, that was enough to make the sound escape. My mind went into a frenzy to find anything rational in all of this. Why, out of any place to be teleported to… did we get sent to this particular anime? So far each world we've gone to has had some importance to me. Game of Thrones was my gateway into more adult shows, Kingdom Hearts was my favorite video game series, and Ouran High was my first ever shoujo manga. Kamisama was… not that special in all honesty besides the main male lead awakening my love for long white/silver hair.

Akura-ou prowled over to us like he owned the place, which he did, and slowly reached over to me with, "Now, why don't we play a bit, woman?" Danger, danger, not-so-hot guy is flirting.

Raising an eyebrow, I swung my leg back and made sure my sandaled foot connected with this demon's special place. The room went dead silent as it took a second for Akura-ou's brain to process what just happened to his manly bits before his eyes widened and he fell to the ground in pain. I may or may not have put extra chakra in my foot.

Cracking my neck then interlocking my fingers to stretch out my arms, I let out a pleased sigh, "Been wanting to do that for a while, un." Looking over my shoulder, Itachi had a rather amused expression on his face as he watched this supposed great demon writhing in pain. Madara seemed more focused on the kitsune boy approaching me- wait what?

"Seems like you're not her type dear friend," I was instantly whisked away and found myself being held in said kitsune's arms, one holding my waist and his other hand resting itself on my cheek, "I wonder if she would prefer me then. I've never seen this hair before, such an interesting color."

'Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch." My entire body froze up and my brain ceased to function. Tomoe has all of my weaknesses at this moment, he's tall, has beautiful eyes, and that hair… long silver locks that moved perfectly with him. I couldn't take my eye off it, and every time I looked elsewhere I either saw that cocky smile of his, his tail or his… fluffy… ears…

Tomoe's face soon morphed into one of interest when he noticed I was not looking directly at him, so he turned his head to the right and noticed my eye looked to the left. Head turns to the left, my eye goes right. This goes on for a few moments before he reached up to grasp my chin, mindful not to cut my jaw so I had to look at his face.

"My hair isn't the only thing you could be looking at, woman." Okay, he was way to close and I can't send a distress signal for my husband to get me out of this mess. Why are neither of them moving?! Oh… wait! I know! I need to make it clear that I was in distress!

"Meep."

Not even a second went by when a hand suddenly grabbed Tomoe's wrist that was holding my chin, and we both looked to see a rather livid Itachi. I've honestly never seen him this pissed off before, at least not in a long time, his face was even starting to turn a little red from the blood going into overdrive.

"I suggest, you release Deidara… before I have to resort to violence."

Naturally, since this was before Tomoe met Nanami or became more humble, the cocky yokai tilts his head upward in a menacing grin, "This your wife? How about I kill you and then have some fu-" He never got to finish that sentence… because Itachi punched his exposed chin… and sent him flying… I love Tomoe but the way he fell was too comical for me to feel pity.

Shrinking ever so slightly, I quickly attached myself to Itachi, "I didn't touch, that was all him, un."

Itachi rolled his eyes, "I know, you froze…" He took a long look at the currently pissed off kitsune, "Long hair." He nodded to himself like he was proud of the discovery of what made me freeze over Tomoe, "And ears as well."

"Okay Uchiha Sherlock-chan, you can cut with the sleuthing, you should know this by now, un." I facepalm as both yokai get back on their feet, "Seriously… Nanami falls for that one… good thing he behaves himself by the end, un." But just as they tried to attack, we were teleported again.

5th world

We were now in a more grassy pasture-like area with clear blue skies and a few clouds floating around. Nice change of pace from all of the other environments.

Madara casually brushed himself off, "Alright, Deidara I'm keeping you away from any more men with long white hair. If that's all it takes for you to be weak-kneed, then I need to keep them far away from you." Killjoy.

Itachi rubbed the bridge of his nose, "I would suggest you turn back into a male, but you're enjoying yourself too much to have that happen. As long as you do not try to actively flirt I'll tolerate your… um…" The poor Uchiha became stiff as a board when I leaned on him, "Uh…"

Madara shook his head in disappointment, "Itachi, how are you so weak when Deidara turns into a woman? Are you not use to that body by this point?"

I let out a seductive chuckle and kissed Itachi's earlobe, "Well… I haven't been able to convince him to let us enjoy this form yet~." Giving my husband some pity, I released him and readjusting my kimono as Tomoe's manhandling messed up the obi, "Okay… grassy area… I don't see any people nearby… where are we-"

"Wark!"

"CHOCOBO!" Madara remained passive while Itachi verbally groaned as I bolted off in the direction of a Chocobo Farm. In the large farm, there were dozens of various sizes and colors of chocobo, happily trotting around like there wasn't a care in the world. The farmer who owned the property noticed us approaching.

"Howdy little lady and gents, what can I do for ya?" The older man moved his straw hat out of his line of sight as we stopped by the fences, "Interested in chocobos?"

"She is." Both Uchihas spoke at the same time and pointed at my form in unison.

Trying to contain my giddy grin, I cough into my hand, "Um… would it be okay if I rode one of your chocobos? I've always wanted to, but where we're from they're not native." I mean, I ride a clay one, but that's not the same as a real chocobo.

The farmer observed my clothes, "Ya sure you want to ride one in such fancy garments? I can lend you some proper clothes if you want?" I wave off the offer, I could easily change the clothes to fit something better for riding, "Suit yerself, pick a bird out then."

Rather delicately, have to keep up the look of a proper lady after all, I trot along and looked at the various birds. There wasn't a gold chocobo, but I caught sight of a black one giving me the evil eye as if daring me to come closer. Challenge accepted chicken wings, "That one, un."

The farmer broke into a nervous sweat, "Um, I don't think that's a good idea, ma'am. Ya see, I only know one fella that can tame that wild chocobo, and I beg your pardon… but you're not a fella." Oh if only I could break this jutsu without causing heart attacks.

"Give us a few minutes then, I have a… special way of making animals like me, un." I watched the man head into his barn to get a sattel while the Uchiha and I head over to the bird. Before anything, I did a hand seal and changed my outfit; the upper half of my kimono was still loose and off my shoulders, but now I sported black hakama pants with the red spider lilies. This way I could make sure the folds of the outfit would not fly open while riding. Walking over to the bird, the closer I got, the fluffier it became to try and look intimidating, "Please, like that will scare me."

"Wark!" The bird lowered its head and kicked the ground back as if preparing to charge. Before it could move though, I create a C2 dragon using the seals that were once in my pouches and are now in my sleeves. The poor thing began wilting in on itself. I smirked and proceed to reach out to pet it when a voice in the distance stopped me.

"Ah! Get away from that monster!" Heavy footsteps sped our way and all I could see after turning my head was Zack Fair jumping in the air. Based on his arms, he was preparing to decapitate the "monster" with his buster sword. This is bad, if the dragon gets damaged it'll explode!

In a flash of poofy hair, Madara zoomed past me and proceed to stop Zack's attack with his Gunbai… his Gunbai… Uchiha Madara just stopped a SOLDIER. A SOLDIER that so full of mako the only person stronger than him, was Sephiroth… and Madara stopped a sword with a wooden fan. Looking away from the weapons, I see Madara's knees bend slightly from the impact… this is still impressive.

"Dei, your dragon." Itachi nudges me slightly and I quickly unsummon the dragon, shoving the figure into my kimono sleeve for later.

Zack blinked a few times before leaping away from Madara and strapping the sword to his back, "Sorry about that, was that your summon?" He looks to me with a cheeky grin, "The names Zack Fair," He then looks at Madara, "and that was a nice block. Not many people can block my attacks without breaking something." Suddenly filled with energy, he proceeds to do squats, "You all got names?"

I clear my throat slightly, "I'm Deidara, the one next to me is my husband Itachi, and the one that blocked your attack is Madara. We're… um… travelers, un." The temptation to do squats with him was slowly emanating inside my brain, and I would have… had Itachi not kept a firm grip on my arm. But I gave him a quick kiss on the lips to release me, and soon I was joining in on the exercise.

"Huh… weird names, you all from Wutai?" There was a slight warning to his tone and I see his eyes flash green for a moment.

"No, not even close. We came here to see chocobos as they're not in our area. Ah, the sattel, un!" I stood straight up with a clap as the farmer placed the sattel on the still scared chocobo, momentarily confused that the bird didn't try to bite his face off. Walking to the bird, Itachi placed his hands on my waist, and picked me up to place me on the sattel, "Thank you, Itachi." As if realizing I was now at its mercy, the chocobo sped off wildly.

3rd person POV

Zack looked at the blond gleefully riding the psycho bird as it tried everything in its power to buck the girl off, "Will she be okay? What if she falls and hurts herself?" These people were so weird, that chocobo was a fast one. Yet for people that supposedly don't live around them, they were oddly calm.

Itachi didn't even blink, "If Deidara falls off something that slow, I'll be surprised. They have a... unique ability to create creatures faster than that thing." These words surprised Zack greatly, faster than a chocobo? Who were these people? And why was he calling the blond a "why"? he thought that was the man's wife?

Turning his head to the left, he looked down at the poofier haired one of the trio and noticed he was tense, "You okay?"

"Who's the one with white hair walking towards us?" Zack's eyes followed this Madara fellow's finger and proceed to wave wildly.

"Hey! General! Check out some new friends I've made!"

Deidara's POV

This bird keeps getting more and more frustrated with each attempt to buck me off. After a few minutes, it comes to a halt and pants, absolutely worn out. Taking pity on the creature, I let it slowly trot back to where the Uchihas and Zack were chatting… well, that is until I saw a fourth person with them.

My heart sped up, 'Don't freak out, don't freak out…' I inhale sharply through my nose to keep my fangirling bottled up inside. I could keep my calm around most guys, hell I can keep my cool around Itachi now. But… come on, it's Sephiroth!

Rolling my shoulders to regain my composure, I have the chocobo stop by them all, "That was fun." Reaching my arms out expectantly towards Itachi, my body froze up when someone did pick me up by my waist, but it wasn't Itachi, "U-um… uh… hello…?" I have never heard my Jessica Rabbit voice sound so meek.

"That's not really proper attire for riding chocobos, let alone wild ones with a reputation." I stared up to see Sephiroth's green cat eyes looking down at me in amusement, "1st Class SOLDIER Sephiroth, a pleasure to meet you all and my apologize for anything stupid Zack may have said."

"Hey! I wasn't saying anything stupid!" Zack crossed his burly arms together as he turned his nose in the air with a pout, causing me to let out an involuntary giggle. Okay, I need to distract myself from Sephiroth, he's too pretty for his own good, "You're just giggling because Seph here is making you flustered."

I feel the blood rush up to my face as I hear Madara resume his chuckling in the background, Sephiroth seemed to be containing his mirth out of politeness. Looking over at Itachi and… goddamnit, his eyes are sparkling with internal laughter, good to know he doesn't mind my weakness.

Coughing into my hand, I take a step away from Sephiroth so I wasn't being towered by the taller man, and tucked my arms under my chest, "You wouldn't happen to be Lucrecia Crescent's boy, right? You look so much like her, and you look to be the right age to when she was pregnant. I met her once when I was younger, you see." The lie spilled out like a overturned cup, in reality I only know about his past because I read his wiki page.

There was a pause, Sephiroth blinked several times at the sudden change of topic, "You are mistaken, my mother's name is Jenova…"

I place a hand on my cheek and tilt my head in fake confusion, "Jenova? Hmmm… Doesn't ring a bell... I remember overhearing this one weird doctor guy talking about a project called Jenova, but that's about it. No, you're definitely Lucrecia's son. Jenova sounds like this alien creature that Shina has locked away."

Zack raises a hand, "Hang on, how do you know so much?" He raised a dark eyebrow in puzzlement, "You're making bold claims."

Itachi raised his own hand to join the discussion, "Trust me… my wife learns things in ways that would surprise all of you. You can choose to ignore them or not, but right now she doesn't have the ability to lie."

Sephiroth's eyes flashed a glowing green, causing Itachi to activate his sharingan in reaction, "Interesting eyes… how do you know she's not lying?"

Itachi sighs… and then pushes me towards the silver-haired general, "Because her brain works on autopilot when nervous." He's not wrong, almost instantly I began shrinking under Seph's gaze, both out of intimidation and the fact that I'm back to being close to him… wow, he really does produce an inhuman amount of body heat.

3rd person POV

The moment the blond bomber nearly collided with Sephiroth's chest, "she" froze in place. But then nature took over to add more to the scene. Sunlight poured through some clouds, causing Sephiroth's hair to shine like spun silver. Almost at an instant, the only visible blue eye of Deidara dulled into a glaze as "her" attention focused purely on the man's long, flowing locks.

Watching this scene play out, Itachi subconsciously pulled his hair over his shoulder to look at it. Deidara... liked his hair, right? The Uchiha would often find himself with his husband lovingly brushing and braiding his hair… No doubt Deidara loved him and him alone, that's not even up for debate… but the blond's faith in hair is questionable.

Zack held back a whistle, 'Wow… usually, when a girl meets Seph, they fawn over his title and muscles. Wait until I tell Tsung about the first girl to fall for him based on his hair.'

Deidara's POV

"Itachi, I don't approve of you shoving Deidara nearly into the arms of strangers." Reaching out, Madara yanked me back and away from Sephiroth, "Especially ones that are not normal."

I slowly shook my head, remembering where I was… what just happened? Everything got all shiny all of the sudden… why is Itachi looking at me like I ate the last dango while holding the end of his ponytail?

Sephiroth arched a perfectly plucked eyebrow- goddamn those eyebrows, "Oh, you noticed?"

Madara glared at the taller, long-haired man, "Naturally. The beefy puppy," He ignores Zack shout of protest, "hit me harder than some of the greatest swordsmen from our homeland. And you… no one should have eyes like that, especially with Deidara talking about some alien. We've had enough with that already."

I roll my eyes, "Madara-sama, Kaguya is different from Jenova. And the only reason why he has those eyes is because of the mako and because of Hojo putting Jenova's cells in his body." I paused before smacking my hands over my mouth. Shit, I didn't mean to say that out loud!

My eye widened as I heard the iconic ring coming from Sephiroth's Masamune before we were tugged from that world and into hopefully, the last one… maybe?

Final world

Momentarily dizzy from the transfer, I lean against Itachi to steady myself, "Damnit, I didn't mean to say all of that out loud!" I ignored the shrieks and chaotic shouting surrounding us, slowly getting a headache from it though.

"You are the one that wanted to try and tell others about things. My guess is that he'll go insane because of this Jenova person?" Madara inquired and watched as I bowed my head with a groan, "Thought so."

"Whatever, it doesn't matter. Where are we anywa-"

"Hem hem."

Must… kill…

We're in the Great Hall of Hogwarts, it must be dinner time based on how dark it was on the ceiling. Students were looking at us with a mixture of excitement and fear… mostly fear, Uchiha's are intimidating; teachers were pointing their wands at us and the one that was approaching us was… ugh…

There was no need for an introduction, it was just… ugh…

"Would you three mind telling me, how you were able to apparate, inside of Hogwarts?" Umbridge straightened herself up… as straight as her short-ass could get, "You are violating the laws of this school, and as Headmistress, I demand you explain yourself. Or there will be consequences."

Itachi looked at me, his face holding back every piece of emotion he could muster and hiding it in the back of his mind, "Dei… who is this wo-"

"Excuse me, do you three understand what I am saying? Or is this some muggle language?" Kami forbid I want to kill this woman.

Behind me, I feel Harry Potter raise his hand, "That's Japanese, a language in the country of… well… Japan, obviously." Oh good, this is book Harry Potter. A quick glance into those emerald green eyes confirmed that, though Snape still looks like Alan Rickman… I'm not complaining.

"Another weeks detention, Mr. Potter." Umbridge returned her attention to us and I slowly felt my arms pull my kimono back over my shoulders. Her gaze makes me feel like a frog that's about to be dissected then eaten while still alive. I also slowly began inching to hide behind Madara, who instantly noticed my discomfort and flared his chakra in warning. The sudden pressure made everyone either flinch or straighten up.

After taking a moment to breath, I clear my voice and smoothly took a step forward and tried to keep a polite tone, "Please do not punish a student for being correct, we are indeed speaking Japanese. As for our apparating… Japan has unique magic."

She smiled. Ugh, her smile… I haven't eaten all day but even then I could feel something wanting to push itself out of my throat… The moment she realized I could understand what she was saying, that or because of the quality of clothes I was wearing indicated wealth, she was in instant polite mode.

And some motherfucker here is pushing into my min- oh it's Snape. Nevermind he can snoop. I purposefully push him in the direction of the Deathly Hallows movies, making neon bright signs appear and pointing to those memories much to his confusion, 'That's it, go there- NO DON'T GO INTO THE FANFICTIONS!' I've never read anything bad involving Snape, only the cute ones where he adopts Harry- nevermind. I did read that one Inuyasha crossover out of curiosity… why am I remembering this? ...Shit, 'FUCK! DON'T LOOK AT THAT! That's it… go to the Deathly Hallows- HEY! THAT IS PRIVATE MISTER!'

Growling at Snape began snooping into my memories with Itachi, I mentally picked him up by the back of his robes and threw him in the Deathly Hallows. In the real world, Snape became pale at how quick I was able to manipulate my mind, while Umbitch here mistook my growl to be a threatening manner.

Umbitch pulled out her want, raising her head up slightly in a snooty manner, "By the law of the Ministry of Magic, all foreigners must report their appearance by letter and we have received no letters from Japan. State your business or I will have you all thrown in Azkaban." Wow, that escalated quickly.

I give her a challenging smirk. Casually strolling over to the Gryffindor table and ignoring Ron's glare, I grab a biscuit while tossing green apples to the Uchihas*. After taking a graceful bite and not dropping a single crumb, I snuck my free hand into my kimono sleeve, "I sincerely hope you provide adequate therapy sessions for the dementors and diet regimes. The three of us combined would make them all gain an unhealthy amount of weight… considering I…" Easily finishing the treat, I tucked my hand under my hair, and threw it off my shoulder, "killed someone, destroying their body… piece… by… piece… If Voldemort was here… he'd offer me a position of Death Eater." The fact I had such a low, feminine voice made the room fall into a state of cold fear. I also noticed that many students screamed, fainted or flinched at me saying Voldemort… the temptation to say Voldemort's name 10 times fast was there in an instant.

Umbitch's face turned a lovely shade of red that did not compliment her barfy pink froufrou, " .lies. If you were one of the students of Hogwarts… I would give you detention for saying something like that!" Oh? Give ME, detention? Please, she wouldn't even be able to keep me in that room for 5 seconds.

"So you could carve 'I must not tell lies' into my hand? Makes me wonder… what if I was a dark witch, hmm?" Umbitch turned pale at that question, "I mean, I would only kill those who deserve it. Now… what was it that you said on your first day of Defence Against the Dark Arts? 'Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident'?"

Students began whispering to each other, mostly the 5th year Gryffindors and Slytherins that had that class. I could feel Harry's back straighten up at my words. It also helped that I said the exact same words that were currently on his own hand.

"What was that spell that was used to kill Cedric? Abra Kadabra?" I see teachers break into a cold sweat, "No… ah yes. AVADA KEDAVRA!" Hearts stopped as they expected me to pull out a wand, and for a green light to flash in the room.

Nope, all they got was Umbitch falling to the ground dead with a kunai embedded in her face.

Teachers got up and thought about casting spells but either for fearing for their own lives or pleased that the toad was dead, they sat back down. Many of them quickly realized that I had no intention of harming the students, but kept their guards up in order to jump when needed. McGonagall looked like a cat who just enjoyed a fresh bowl of cream.

"Was the shouting needed Deidara?" Madara looked down at me, mildly disturbed by the pleased expression embedded on my face, "I guess so…"

"Ahh… that's one more thing off my bucket list, un." I wave to the frightened students as a sharp CRACK from house elf magic made Umbitch's body vanish, "Don't worry, I'm not here to harm a bunch of kids. We'll be out of your hair in a moment, feel free to testify that a blond shinobi killed your headmistress and offer your memories as evidence!" All I got was a handful of students nodding their heads, mostly out of fear.

Madara slowly walked towards me and motioned to the kunai that was left behind, "Do you want that back?"

"There is no way in hell I want a kunai tainted with that thing's existence, un." Shivering violently in disgust, I return to Itachi and place a kiss on his lips, pleased with my work. Itachi quietly hummed in approval, his frequent viewings of my memories made him have a dislike for the toad-like woman as well.

I poke my head over his shoulder to look at all of the terrified and awe-filled teens, "Hmm… HEY POTTER!" Harry slowly stood up with Hermione and Ron by his sides, though the Weasley was glaring at me pathetically, "It's kinda creepy to be attracted to someone that looks like your mom!"

The tugging sensation return and I not only booted Snape out from my mind, but I also decided to give my house a bit of a cheer, "Go Slytherins!"

Real world

I blinked once, and suddenly we were back in the Naruto world. As if we never moved from our original spot, my chibis were preparing to seal Kaguya once and for all… oh hey, Obito's alive. Sweet! I still need to punch him for kidnapping me!


Disclaimer for the other franchises (in order of appearance): I do not own Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, Kamisama Hajimemashita/Kiss, Final Fantasy VII, or Harry Potter.

While some may not like this chapter… I really don't care, I had fun writing this little passion project. I love it, my beta loves it, and I never had intentions of doing the Kaguya fight anyway. Hence why I kept telling you all to not have high expectations for it because I treat it like crack. My story reason why this happened is simply that… Kaguya's jutsu glitched. That's all. No need for a big explanation.

Poor Dei and meeting all of his favorite franchises from his past life, many having beautiful men with beautiful hair. Please note, the bit where Itachi was questioning Deidara's faith in hair was the result of two hyper college girls typing late at night and having WAY too much fun… actually, most of this was written whenever I was super tired or on a sugar rush.

Also killing Umbridge was, not kidding, the second thing I wrote in this chapter before everything else. My beta and I spent a good… 2 hours debating on a 6th world and we agreed on Kamisama Kiss.

* Any Harry Potter fans remember Draco always eating green apples in the movies? Or do some of you perhaps remember… Drapple? XD

Well, next chapter wraps up the ending bit of Naruto then jumps straight into the time skipping to prepare for the epilogue. Meaning, next chapter will mostly focus on Deidara being a parent for his lovely twins as they grow up and interact with their parents and in time, their cousins. Naruto and Hinata's wedding, along with their children's births will happen in a separate chapter. I wanted to focus on Minami and Shisui. The time skipping will work like all of my previous time skip chapters, so random events in a set timeline.

Special announcement!: Finals are next week for my beta, so the fic will not be updated next Saturday. I don't have finals, but I have a butt-ton of projects to finish. I will resume updates the following week. Any questions you really want answered, do feel free to PM me and I will respond within the day (or within 5 minutes as some of you have learned).

As always, reviews are loved. I hope you guys liked at least parts of this chapter or got you interested in checking out some of the franchises. I will see you all in 2 weeks.

Bye!