Epilogue

3 years later

"Naruto, where are you? You're dead if you're late for this."Shikamaru said while pacing back and forth.

"Is he here yet?"

"No, and I'm afraid that if he's not here soon, Sakura will kill him."

"Hey you're forgetting Hinata, I should know better than anyone. She's not so shy anymore but that's not the point. She has quite a temper."

"Well he's still got five minutes."

"Yeah, but if he doesn't hurry he's gonna be hurting."

Meanwhile, Naruto was at the jeweler.

"May I help you?"

"Yeah, I had three rings on hold."

"Name please."

"It's Namikaze."

"Lets see here, ah yes here we are that'll be 500 dollars."

"What you said it was only 200."

"That was the initial cost, you've got to account on the holding fee, and the cleaning cost, and don't forget the maintenance for the customization options. Those wolf bands weren't cheap ya know."

"Well either way whether it be 200 or 500 it's worth every cent." He looks at his watch pocketing the three rings "Holy shit I'm gonna be late, I'm so dead." He disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Meanwhile at the chapel, "Come on only 2 minutes left," POOF, "cutting it a little close don't ya think?"

"Get off my tits; I had to collect the rings ok."

"Well if Sakura finds out your dead, OK? You're my best bud and I don't want his future wife to totally obliterate him." Shikamaru said

"Don't you forget about what Hinata would do. If you tick her off she will probably bring her cousin Neji in to use his gentle fist style fighting on you, or if she was mad enough she would use it herself." Added Choji another friend of Naruto's.

"In all actuality, I'd rather not die so I suggest we get inside right now, and the longer we stand here the more likely it will happen."

"Oh I didn't think of that, let's go." When they got inside Naruto hears a familiar voice.

"I believe congrats are in order. I never thought I'd live to see the day when you got married. It turns out that that research expedition was a good idea doesn't it?"

"Well I believe thanks are in order as well ero-sannine. So, thank you for tricking me into going on that expedition."

"No prob. Well I guess I should tell you, actually I'll show you. Catch this." Tosses a book at him

"Hey I'm not into this shit take it back."

"Just look at the cover you idiot."

"Huh?" he looks at the cover "ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS? I CAN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SHIT, WHY IN THE TWENTY LEVELS OF HELL DID YOU PUT MY REAL NAME ON THERE?"

"Don't blow a head gasket, at least I published it after you came of age, ok?"

"NOT THE POINT, IF SAKURA SEES THIS I'M DEAD."

"See what Hun?" Asked Sakura, wrapping her arms around his neck

"Nothing…." But it was too late as Sakura had snatched the book away from him,

"Hmmmmmm" at that she walked off reading.

"Wait I'm confused am I in trouble or not?"

"Never mind that kit, I'd just take it and go."

"Shut up you stupid fox." He said as he shook his head back and forth

"Hey Naruto, come here"

"Huh, oh Kiba nice of you to come."

"Yeah no prob. Listen I know about Hinata."

"What do you know?" Said Naruto, looking a little worried.

"I know she's pregnant and by her smell it's close to that time." As if by cue Hinata and Sakura all of a sudden screamed in unison,

"NAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUTOOOOOOOO! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"Told you so but we didn't know about Sakura." Naruto punches him and runs

"Oh kit, did I forget to mention that with me in you everyone you do it with gets pregnant?"

"Uhhhh, yes you sort of did."

"Oops, it must have slipped my mind." The fox cuckles darkly "Oh, I also just remembered their both marked. Soon they'll be just like us. "

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like us, marked? You make it sound like I'm an animal. Wait a second, what do you mean as marked?"

"As our mates. What did you think I meant?"

"Mates, I am not an animal."

"Well with me living in your gut, you sort of are. The good kind of animal at least, I mean you don't here your fiancées complaining do you?"

"Well no but that's not the point. I am not Kyuubi-no-Kitsune; I am Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Sixth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves."

"Well, with me you are both, so shut up and enjoy the day."

"Why wouldn't I enjoy the day? My wives to be just went into labor."

"NAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Gotta go" He runs over, "I'm here" Sakura punches him while Hinata breaks his hand. "Owowowowowowowowowowow"

"Get….Us….To….The….HOSPITAL!"

"Owowowowowowowowowowow. Medics. Anbu, someone HELP ME!"

"If I'm in pain, you're in pain." He pulls a shunshin taking the three of them to the hospital in front of the reception desk as Kakashi walks in casually.

"Hello everyone, oh wow, that looks like it hurts. I've always wondered which hurts worse getting kicked in the balls or giving birth."

"Let's find out," Sakura gives him a dose of super strength in the form of a swift kick in the testicals. "How's it feel, someone get a medic to examine them to make sure he's not permanently damaged. On second thought if he's not, make it to where he can't use it for anything but a dust flap," Kakashi vanished from sight in a puff of smoke, "Now that he's gone GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!"

So two beautiful healthy children were born, As head of the household Naruto named them Arashi Obito Uzumaki-Namikaze, and Haku Rin Uzumaki-Namikaze. Arashi looked like a splitting image of Naruto, but with Hinata's hair. Rin looked like Sakura with Naruto's hair. Both Arashi and Rin had whiskers and a tail. Within a few weeks they were both walking and running around the house. Naruto, seeing their potential, started their training immediately. They grew up to be the greatest team ever formed. Arashi later became Hokage with Rin as his head of Anbu. What about Naruto you ask? Well he, Sakura, and Hinata lived long happy lives.