"It's about time!" Reno eagerly rubbed his hands together as he saw the package on his rarely used office desk. Using a letter opener, he sliced it open and took out his own doll.

"You and me are gonna have some good times, little buddy. Now it's time for you to find out how lucky you are to have been modeled after me." Reno stood his doll on the desk and turned the power switch on.

"Where the hell am I?" the doll asked.

"Yeah, this office stinks, but we won't be here long. I'm gonna show you how to have some real fun, okay?" Reno leaned down and put his face next to his doll. "First we've got to pick out a name for you."

The doll reached out and slapped Reno. "I don't need your help picking out a name or having a good time. I'm a rebel!" With that, the doll jumped off the desk and ran out the door.

"You little bastard! Get back here!" Reno yelled after it as he gave chase.

Rufus was in Tseng's office giving him new assignments while being updated on current ones when they were interrupted by a mini version of Reno running into the room and jumping on the desk.

"So you're the boss men, aren't you? Well, Reno ain't got the stones to do this, but I do…boss this!" The doll bent over and pulled down his pants, wiggling his bare synthetic ass at them before pulling his pants back up just as Reno arrived.

"Too late, buddy!" his doll sarcastically told him. "Nyah nyan nyah, you can't catch me cause I'm cooler than you are!" The doll stuck his tongue out at Reno before fleeing the room right between Reno's legs.

Scarlet was waiting for the elevator when she was startled by Reno's voice. Looking around, she didn't see him anywhere. "Reno? Where are you?"

"I'm not Reno! I'm down here, chica. Thanks for showing me what a woman looks like where it counts. You've got a nice set of gams for an older lady, and those black lacy panties work for you." the doll said.

Scarlet looked down at the mini Reno looking up her skirt. "Does a laser beam burning up your motherboard work for you?" she asked, calmly taking out a pen and aiming it at the doll.

"You're a dried up old cocktease!" the doll exclaimed before running away.

Moments later, Reno came barreling down the hallway. "Your wannabe ran that way." Scarlet offered and pointed in the right direction, though her first impulse was to misdirect him as an abject lesson for his constant annoying yet charming insubordination.

"Thanks Scarlet, I'll pay you back later!" Reno said as he ran by, and Scarlet smiled at that, Reno's version of gratitude to her never disappointed.

Zack and Aerith were also in the building, waiting for the elevator to see Scarlet and find out if the Buster sword replacement was done yet, since Zack wanted to give Cloud his own version. Suddenly the emergency stairway door burst open and a tiny Reno ran towards them.

"Please protect me!" he pleaded as he quickly climbed up Aerith, clinging to her arm as Reno approached them.

"I've got you now, you annoying little punk!" Reno told him, smirking as he closed in on his target.

"Oh yeah?" the doll retorted, diving down Aerith's blouse, landing in her bra. "I dare you to grab me now! Hey lady, you've got quite a pair on you, and they look natural too, your boy toy must be proud."

Aerith blushed furiously as she grabbed the doll by his neck. "I take it this is yours." She handed the doll back to Reno.

"Sorry about that, Aerith." Reno sincerely apologized to her before the angry glint in her and Zack's eyes caused him more trouble.

"Let me go! This is assault!" the doll cried foul.

"You're quite the little dick, aren't you?" Reno remarked. "That'll be your name, Dick." he told him as he activated the programming mode.

"Isn't that the same toy that Cloud and Tifa have?" Zack asked Reno.

"I'm not a toy, if I'm a dick, I'm the best one around!" Dick snapped.

"Quiet or I'll turn you off!" Reno told him before turning to Zack. "Yeah it is, but something obviously went wrong with the programming. He doesn't understand who's boss!" Reno said before heading back upstairs with the still protesting Dick.

Aerith giggled once Reno was out of earshot. "I think Reno's finally met his match."

"I think you're right." Zack smiled at her. "But they seem like could be fun if programmed properly."

"They could be." Aerith smiled back, thinking of how having a mini Zack around would help assuage her loneliness when he and Cloud got one of those semi-frequent special assignments from W.R.O.