Tseng recovered first from the scene he and Rufus had just witnessed, sort of. "I hope that's not an accurate representation of Reno's butt." was all he could think of to say.

"What was that?" Rufus asked when his speechlessness faded, his eyes blinking constantly as if to eradicate what he had just seen .

"It's…um…the latest in surveillance." Tseng reluctantly explained, making a gesture and Rufus was further stunned to see miniature versions of Tseng and Elena appear and jump onto his desk.

"You signaled us, sir?" they asked simultaneously.

"Tsareng and Alana, I'd like to introduce you to Rufus Shinra. Orders from him outrank ones from me." he said.

Rufus stared at the leader of the Turks as if he'd never seen him before, shocked anew. "You…you have your own set of dolls?"

"We are not dolls." Alana replied snottily. "We are advanced robotic surveillance action figures! Right, Tsareng?" She took hold of his hand as she asked for his support.

"You heard her." Tsareng agreed, smiling at Alana.

"As you say." Rufus replied, looking askance at their obvious affection for each other.

"However, I have heard some owners use them as entertainment, since you can program them however you want." Tseng hesitantly informed Rufus, unaware his cheeks were turning pink with embarrassment at Tsareng and Alana acting like a couple in front of his boss.

"Where do you order them from?" Rufus found himself asking.

"A company called Tokia Toys." Tseng replied.

"Very well. We'll continue this meeting later." Rufus informed him before leaving.

Tseng groaned and buried his head in his hands once the door shut behind Rufus. "How could you two do that to me in front of him?"

"Do what?" they wanted to know.

"You might as well have just had sex in front of your superior! There are rules against fraternization amongst the Turks." Tseng exclaimed.

Tsareng and Alana looked at each other, then at Tseng. "What's…what's sex?" Tsareng asked.

Tseng lifted his head and stared unbelievingly at them for a moment, then started roaring with laughter. Of course the dolls wouldn't be designed to be sexual since they were marketed as suitable for children, which means Reno's wasn't either, and there was going to be a big disappointing surprise in the near future…he wondered who would find that more offensive, Reno or his doll.

"I don't know why you found that so funny, but you better tell us what sex is, right now!" Alana demanded.

"You're pretty." the Zack doll told Aerith after she took him out of the package and turned him on.

"Thank you." Aerith said, taking out her own doll and turning her on.

"You're the ones who bought us?" she asked, looking at Aerith and Zack.

"Yes, we did. And we've got names picked out for you already." Aerith replied.

"What are they?" the dolls asked with obviously faked enthusiasm.

"You're going to be Jack, and you're going to be Aretha." Zack informed them.

"That's…nice." Aretha said. "What'd you want us for?"

"We…uh…were thinking you could just follow us around and keep us company." Zack felt embarrassed talking to dolls that looked just like them and had their voices, even if Jack and Aretha were kinda cute.

"And Jack, I garden a lot, so I'll need your help chasing off pests when I'm tending it." Aerith said.

"We'll even get you a little sword to help you." Zack offered, finding himself taken by the idea of a much smaller version of himself battling the enemies of Aerith's garden.

"Do I get to do anything exciting too?" Aretha asked hopefully.

"Um, I'll have to think about that." Zack replied. "When I'm on a mission with Cloud, he'll probably bring little Tifa, I mean Tina, and you two can chat I guess. And maybe forage for food. And keep snakes away from our campsite." Zack involuntarily shivered…he hated snakes.

Scarlet found the unexpected box on her office desk and quickly scanned it for explosives and biological weapons. Once assured it was clean, she opened the box, startled when a tiny replica of herself jumped out.

"You're Scarlet, right?" the doll asked her in her own voice.

"Yes I am, who the hell are you?" she demanded to know

"I'm your new boss, bitch! I'm here to keep your well-preserved and man-eating ass in line. My orders come directly from The Man. You will call me Rose." the doll replied.

"The Man…Reno put you up to this, didn't he?" Scarlet was so offended by being sassed at by a mere toy that she didn't realize she was actually starting to argue with her.

"I don't know any Reno, I just know I'm to keep you from spreading your legs and make sure you focus on improving the W.R.O troops' armor and weaponry. So get to it!" Rose snapped at her.

"Are you kidding me?" Rude blurted out when he walked into his office and was confronted by his own doll punching out of its box.

"Hello, I'm Mr. Nice Guy. I'm here to help you keep that lout Reno out of trouble." the doll told him once he freed himself from the box.

"Who…who sent you?" Rude was floored.

"The Man." Mr. Nice Guy replied.

Reeve knew what his box was right away, but unsure why he was receiving one. He was stunned to be confronted with a miniature Rufus Shinra when he opened the box. Taking him out and standing him on his desk in the executive office of W.R.O., he activated the doll.

"You are to address me as The Man. You know who I am, and you're going to take me wherever you go, to help improve my public image." the doll informed him. "After all, I'm the one paying for most of this." He gestured wide to include the whole building.

Rufus was delighted. The cameras he had implanted in the dolls were state of the art, and the reactions of his subordinates beat anything he had seen on TV when he deigned to watch it. He could combine business and pleasure now, all thanks to Cait Sith. He was willing to change his mind that the freaky robotic cat creature was nothing but useless and annoying now.