A/N

So funny story. I've written this story in various forms 4 separate times and have posted it under different pen names. Also just as funny, I deleted them the same amount 4 times they were posted. Unlike the others I just killed of Annabeth like I do with most of my stories.

Sadly, I find writing this so easy for me. Despite how shitty it is. Well, when you write it for basically 6 years straight you may do it correctly eventually. After all 5th times the charm.

Different Pen Names I posted it as: Percyisawerewolf, Sexypinkbeast, Destroypeace, H0tYand3r3.

We got it this time bois… Hopefully

"You're just giving this to me?" I asked my dad. This was beginning to become too much. I was starting to feel like a king with the amount of gifts that my dad had been giving me up to this point.

The reason behind my hesitance of accepting his gift was for two different reasons. The first was that he had already done so much for me and well the second was the car. The car was by far the nicest car I've ever had the responsibility of driving - and no small amount of fear would have struck me if I even scratched it.

My dad looked down at me and gave me a belly laugh. The kind you would see when you went to your local mall and visited Santa for family pictures. "Why not? I have plenty more I could be using and it would be nice if they got driven once in a while." My dad grabbed my hand and dropped the keys to the navy blue BMW into my hand. A loud plop was heard as I catched them with ease.

By the time I had already grabbed them, my father began walking away. "I'll be back in a few days to check how you're doing! Remember that school starts in two days!" With that my dad flipped a peace sign. Averting my eyes, I could practically feel the bright shine and when I turned back he had already disappeared.

Lost at sea I suppose. I let out a light chuckle at my own little joke and then headed inside, eager to see Ms. O'Leary once more. Setting out some food for her, I headed outside and reached into my pocket. The comfortable, cool metal of the whistle met my hand and once I brought it back out, I whistled into the whistle that was specifically designed for Ms. O'Leary.

The familiar shake of trees began as she started to run towards me. This time I was more prepared than last. Once I saw the outline of Ms. O'leary within the trees I immediately hit the button and received the outcome that I wanted. Her size begun to get smaller and smaller and by the time she reached me she was on the same level as my knee cap. Her normal artillery shell barking was that of a small 'yip'. Yet the same smile from seeing me never went away.

This put a smile on my own face as I leaned down and rubbed the top of her head. "Hey girl, you hungry?" I asked her and received a yip and dog-kiss in return. Letting out a small chuckle I went inside with her following closely behind and showed her to the food bowl.

A loud ding jolted me from my thoughts and I frowned slightly. 'Who would show up at this hour?' While it was by no means late into the night. It wasn't exactly visiting hours to other people's houses. Watching Mrs. O'Leary for just a second, i headed to the door and opened it.

There was a man that stood by the front door that looked to be in his fifties. The man was looking around the neighborhood and was checking all around. He had a mustache on his face that reminded me of a cop. "Sir? May I help you?" I leaned slightly in front of him to get his attention.

The man jolted slightly and held out his hand to me. "Charlie Swan, chief of the area. I heard from your father that you were both moving in today? Just wanted to give you all a welcome to the neighborhood. Is your dad home?"

I awkwardly scratched the back of my head, he told people that we were already moving in? I took the man's hand and shook it, "Names Percy Jackson. Sorry to say but you just missed my dad. He went on another business trip unfortunately."

The man turned awkwardly and it was then I knew Charlie wasn't really one for small talk. He was more of the get down to business type but I appreciated him trying his best at least. "Oh, well then."

"Would you like to meet our dog? Mrs. O'Leary is a nice girl and she loves to meet new people." I smiled at the chief. It wouldn't be too bad of an idea to get on his good side. Hesitantly the man nodded and I turned back and hollered. "Girl! Come here!" At once the familiar scamper of Mrs. O'Leary was heard on the wood floor and she was next to me in but a moment, waiting patiently for my orders.

Petting the top of her head, she leaned into my hand. "She loves the attention, would you like to pet her?"

Charlie was hesitant at first if the indication of his hand was anything to note. The moment his hand moved towards Mrs. O'Leary, she brought her snout forward and begun to lick his hand. The man at once was influenced by her charm and began to pet her straight away. My hellhound taking an instant liking to the man.

After a few moments Mrs. O'Leary licked him once more and went back inside, no doubt to take a nap. "That's a good dog you have Percy."

I smiled at him, "I know, I have no idea what I would do without her Officer. She's family."

Charlie smiled at me. "Will you be attending Fork's high school?"

"Yeah. I'll be starting as a Junior this year. It starts in just two days, right?" I knew it started in two days but for the sake of keeping a conversation I acted innocent. It seemed different to be interacting with someone that wasn't his family, yet at the same time it was nice.

Charlie nodded at me. "My daughter attends Forks High School as well, she is going to be a senior this year. Perhaps you would like it if she shows you around town tomorrow?"

I blinked in surprise, I hadn't expected that offer coming from Charlie. Giving him an appreciative smiled, I nodded. "That would be great Charlie, only if she isn't busy."

He stroked his chin, deep in thought for a moment. As I stared at him, his eyes were in a trance almost. "Well, she might have her boyfriend there with her? Perhaps I can get her to bring some of her friends as well?" He absently murmured as an afterthought.

I waved in front of him which snapped him out of it. "That sounds great Charlie, Thanks. I really appreciate it."

He gave me a farewell. "Well I suppose I'll be off. Welcome to the neighborhood Percy. She should be around sometime in the morning." With that he got back into his cop car which was parked on the side of the road and drove off.

I watched him for a moment before entering back inside to find Mrs. O'Leary snoring quietly on the couch, she was curled up into a ball and I couldn't help but smile at the scene. It felt nice to have at least one of my friends from my past life come join me.

Heading upstairs, I went to my room and flopped down onto the pillow. Sleep would do me some good.

Waking up in a different bed was interesting. Half of me expected to hear my mom yelling from downstairs and telling me to get ready for the day. The other half of me knew that I wasn't in Manhattan anymore but still wished to hear her voice all the same.

As I tried to get up I found that I couldn't? My legs felt as if a thousand pounds were on it and when I looked down I found Mrs. O'Leary peacefully wrapped around them. Gently shaking her awake, well, trying to. Mrs. O'Leary went from laying curled into a ball to rolling to her back as if expecting a belly rub. The good news was at least she got off of my legs. I could honestly say with a hundred percent assurance that she was just a really big puppy.

After getting up and doing my daily preparations for the day. I made some coffee and sat in the back of my yard on the grass. The grass wasn't exactly wet or damp but a feeling in my gut told me this wouldn't be happening to often. According to my dad it rained in Forks almost all the time. While the rain wasn't exactly harsh it still was enough to feel wet. On the brightside it was out in the middle of nowhere and since I didn't exactly have the scent anymore… Well, you get the idea.

Slowly sipping my coffee, I stared at the trees that were above me, they seemed to wave back and forth in a rhythm. No doubt due to the rain. It seemed different seeing so many pine trees everywhere but it was something I could get used to.

"Excuse me?" A voice called out from my right. Turning over I saw someone waving right about the white picket fence that lead from my house to the forest. The man was beautiful. On borderline equivalent to that of Aphrodite. He had a rather chiseled jaw and dare I say bronze hair? He looked like a god walking among mortals but I felt no godly energy coming from him.

I waved over at him, "Hey. How may I help you?" I asked him getting up, it was quite early in the morning. At least by my standards. The man watched me with a curious eye as walked over and offered my hand to shake to the man.

He took it with a smile and when I felt his fingers I had to face the urge to not withdraw my hand. His grip was ice cold and felt firm. "I rang the doorbell and no one answered. Charlie sent us over to show you around town if that was alright?" The man withdrew his fingers and I did in return. Taking note to remember the cold and smoothness for a later date.

I scratched the back of my head, "Hadn't the Chief said a daughter? All due respect." I quickly added, trying not to get on the mans bad side. Something told me that this man was different then your normal run of the day person. Wouldn't be too good to get on anyones bad side when I had just came to this town as well.

The man let out a velvety chuckle, "No worries. My name is Edward Cullen, I am dating the chief's daughter."

"Oh Ouch man. Good Luck." I blurted out almost immediately. Damn ADHD. My lips drew to a thin smile more out of disappointment with myself. "Ah sorry about that. The names Percy Jackson, sorry for questioning you earlier." I really needed to stop jumping the gun so much.

The same velvety laugh was heard from the Edward and I half believed he was almost an empousa. Glancing down to his legs for just a split moment I could confirm they were indeed human. "My girlfriend and my sister are waiting by the front door. Would it be alright if we came in for a moment and introduced ourselves?"

The man was polite, undoubtedly so and I couldn't find myself denying him. "Of course, I have a really um, loving puppy. Will that be a problem?"

For just a moment I thought I saw the man wince but instead he just smiled. "No worries. See you in just a moment." I took note about how we both walked simultaneously up until I entered the back door.

"Mrs. O'Leary, come here girl!" I called throughout the house as I walked to the front door. The moment I reached the doors she was already by my side. Patiently waiting for the doors to open. "Stay." I told her but I was half worried she was going to be jumping on the new guests.

Opening the door, I honestly was shocked for a moment. Just like Edward had been, both girls were equally as beautiful. Both were pale and yet one of them didn't have that same shine that Edward had. With how close the proximity was to the girl, I assumed that this was Charlie's daughter. The other one had a red pixie haircut that strangely fit really well on her. She had that same persona as Edward of knowing she was beautiful but not announcing it to the world. "Wow you really are as handsome as they said you are! Welcome to the neighborhood Percy!" The redhead bounded forward and I instinctively took a step back. One moment she was just there and the next she was in my face practically. "Oops sorry."

The girl looked down and gasped, if I had to guess I would say the overload cuteness as she got down and furiously yet gently began to pet Mrs. O'Leary who responded with many kisses. "Um, no worries." I said awkwardly, it had been awhile since I talked with those outside of the supernatural and just as long with talking to people my age. "Would you like to come inside for a moment? I'm afraid I don't have much furniture but its home."

The girl petting Mrs. O'Leary bounded up. "Oh we would love to Percy! I heard you just moved in as well and you are going to Fork's high school!" The redhead clapped her hands together. "Don't worry! We can show you around!"

"Thanks um," I just noticed I didn't know her name. Nor did I know the other girls name.

It was then Edward stepped forward and introduced the two. "This here is Alice Cullen, my sister. Next to me is Bella Swan. We are all seniors going into this year." The man nodded at me.

"You know I could have introduced myself to him." Bella told Edward, speaking up for the first time. The man in question just smirked but said nothing. I had the distinct feeling this was a regular occurence.

"Well welcome to my humble abode then, Edward, Alice and Bella. I hope you like it?" I asked it more as a question as I opened the door all the way. "Mrs. O'Leary, want some breakfast?" She bounded away from Alice's hand and straight to her dog bowl. No doubt hungry.

Leaving the door open, I immediately headed to the kitchen, trusting that they could find their way through the door and into the small living room. I wonder if I should buy a chair for the living room? The room does seem rather small in regards to furniture. After putting some food into the dog dish, I asked from the kitchen, "Would you all like any food? I can cook something really quick."

There was a quick response from Edward, "Thank you Percy. We are good though." Shrugging, i bounded back to the living room,

"This is a very lovely home you have Percy." Bella added once I got back. Both Alice and Edward agreeing.

"Thank you Bella." I smiled appreciatively at her. There was something nice about hearing that you had a nice home. "Sorry I can't really offer you a seat. I plan on adding more furniture but I just arrived yesterday." 'Wow, Really need to stop being so awkward Perce.'

Despite the tone of my awkwardness, Alice just looked around and smiled. "What if I bought a chair for you! I have the perfect idea!"

My eyes widened. That was too much. Too many people had basically been doing everything to me and they had no reason too. "Wait it's no problem at all. I can find some chair off of craigslist or something." My words fell upon deafened ears as she looked around the room. No doubt plotting what type of furniture she was going to get me.

"Don't worry Percy, I feel the same way when Edward buys me things." She half glared at him but the man's eyes were focused on his sister. "She won't stop until she gets to do what she wants. Might as well just let her."

"You know Percy. It smells really good in here. Kinda reminds me of the ocean." Alice spoke out loud. Sniffing as well I could honestly say that I didn't smell it.

Bella interjected as well, agreeing with Alice, "It does. It smells like I am on a Hawaii beach with my toes in the sand."

I shrugged, honestly having no idea what they are talking about. Perhaps as the son of the sea I always smelt like the ocean? "Can't really smell it to be honest."

Edward nodded his head. "It's really calm and peaceful in here. A relaxing place to be."

I let out a laugh and pointed down the hallway where Mrs. O'Leary was eating her food. "I think you guys are thinking of Mrs. O'Leary. She loves everyone and everyone loves her. Now that I think about it." I stroked my chin absently. Who could not love Mrs. O'Leary? She was arguably the cutest thing on the planet when she wasn't tackling you with kisses.

"Perhaps we should go show you around town Percy? It isn't far from here and while there isn't much to look at, it would be good for you to familiarize yourself with it." Edward said, changing the subject. "That is what Charlie offered to do after all."

Oh, that was right. Reason they came over after all. With a sheepish grin I nodded. "Thanks for that. We could drive or walk? Though I can't really say I know how far away everything is."

Alice waved me off, rolling her eyes. "Don't worry about it! You can ride with us and we will point where everything is at. Then would you like to come to our house afterwards?"

I don't exactly know why but both Edward and Bella looked… staggered? At what she asked. I have a feeling it wasn't the best idea to be inviting me over so quickly. With a fake smile planted on my face, I looked over to Alice. "Sorry Alice, but I still need to go school shopping and I don't want to stay away from Mrs. O'Leary for too long." Both of them were true and yet I felt it was a measly way to escape going to meet new people.

It was clear that Alice saw that as well as she pressed on. "I am sure Mrs. O'Leary would last without you. What is wrong with meeting our family?" She asked worriedly.

I honestly could say I had no idea why she wanted me to meet her family. "Well I suppose it would be alright." I conceded. Looking at Edward to see it if was alright and I could honestly say I was glad to see him nod. I could see Bella look at Edward with a worried expression but it soon disappeared. Was there something bad about seeing their family?

"Oh don't mind them. They are worried about how are sister is going to act is all. Don't worry! She will be on her best behavior!" Alice clapped her hands together. "Now let's get going. There is a lot do to and only a little bit of time!"

"Should I get my car as well? Just so I can drive back home after we are done at your house?" I asked Alice.

Alice pursed her lips for a moment. Her eyes hazy before snapping back out of it. "Nope! Edward can drive you back when it's time to come back! He has to take Bella back home anyways."

My eyes turned back to Mrs. O'Leary who was on the loveseat, already sleeping soundly and snoring away. Apparently being around so many people made her tired quite often? Or was it because it was day time that she was resting?

After everyone exited the house, we all piled into Edward's Volvo. I and Alice both in the back seat.

After a few moments I begun to understand more about the three I was with in the car. Edward reminded me almost of a prince, he was quite regal and eloquent in his movements and words. His sister on the other hand was passionate and always voiced her opinion. Bella was the quietest out of the bunch, only really spoken when spoken too or when she had something to voice.

The tour really only lasted a few minutes and once I had bought my school supplies it had only been half an hour since we left the house. It was still early morning and already I was done with everything on my schedule. Well shit. That was faster than I anticipated.

"Shouldn't we drop this stuff back at my house?" I wondered out loud as I looked at all my school supplies. It wasn't much but it was still enough to be a handful.

Alice from right next to me, rolled her eyes. "Don't be ridiculous. Edward can bring you home with them later. For now you can meet the rest of our family and Rosalie!" She squealed with happiness.

I was slowly becoming used to the quirky girl but there were times where she lost me. "I see."

"Better not to question it Percy." I met with Edward's eyes in the rearview mirror. I could only nod in response. I was beginning to learn that Alice almost always got her way once she had her mind on it.

"We're here!" Alice basically sang and I saw a house that reminded me of the Big House in size. The outside looked completely different. Unlike the Big House which had been logs, this house was made out of clean concrete with many windows.

"Wow." I murmured out, not being able to stop myself. The house was truly one of the most beautiful place to live I had ever seen. "This is incredible."

"I felt the same way when I first saw it." Bella agreed with me.

"Come on, let's go." Alice ushered us in. Apparently super excited for me to meet the family.

I hadn't understood yet why it was so important for me to meet the family. Alice really wanted to show me off apparently? I wasn't completely sure and one thing was for certain. This shiver running down my spine wasn't just for show.

Um. I really tried not to go over the top with Alice but I feel like I was borderline… If that makes sense?

Thoughts On making A story where Percy replaces Bella and it's a femEdward? … Kinda wanna do it.

Um king of the void should be next? Maybe?