Summary: This is their mania –their obsession, their enthusiasm, their craving. Nothing and no one can stop them, not even themselves. Not that they really want to stop, that is. Warnings: Kageyama/Hinata, kink, masturbation.
Disclaimer: I do not own Haikyuu. I'm still fairly inexperienced when it comes to dealing with Haikyuu.
"Mania"
Defined as "an excessive enthusiasm or desire; an obsession", synonyms for include: "obsession, compulsion, fixation, fetish, fascination, preoccupation, infatuation, passion, enthusiasm, desire, urge, and craving."
Urge
It was strange. It was unusual. It was…
Cat-trifying
"Oh! I just don't know what to do! What do I do?" Hinata shouts running around his apartment as I watch in complete disinterest. Apparently my servant [aka owner] thought it be hilarious to leave me with a sitter for the weekend. Of course he had to choose always curious and more than a little airhead Hinata, I mean sure he's our one neighbor that isn't a crazy old coot with two dozen fertile felines attacking me but…
"How do you even take care of a cat? I mean seriously? What do I do?"
Okay. That's it. Stretching my spine and flexing my claws I jump off the couch and head right towards some entertainment.
"Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. I knew I shouldn't have accepted this responsibility. I mean I still have to depend on Siri to remind me to wake up, eat, and leave practice! How am I supposed to be expected to care for a –ahhh!"
Thump.
Ah… Music to my ears.
Weaving between the legs of a moving victim. Gets them every time.
"Oh, you're Highness! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"
"Stupid human! Put me down!" Unfortunately the Shrimp doesn't bother to listen to me –ever. Rebellious Shrimp.
I like the sound of that.
"I bub thee the Rebellious Shrimp, personal servant of the Great King of Apartment Nine. Speak to approve your servitude as my personal amusement and I shall protect you from all dangers."
Then we play the staring game. Wow, he actually seems to be giving this a lot of thought.
"Who's the most handsome cat in the world?" He exclaims rubbing his face into my stomach.
Alright… so he's still an idiot.
Sighing I respond with a pat of my paw on his ruffled orange pelt. And oh, the face he makes when he looks back up towards me. The adoration, the love, the gratification –how I love it.
…
…So I wipe it right off by swiping at him, claws and all.
As I lick my paws and enjoy myself, now once again on the ground rather than being held like a babe [I am a man thank you very much], I think to myself as I watch my new servant cry lightly with a pout on his lips as he scurries off to lick his wounds:
Who says you can't have the urge to be evil to those you love?
AN: Mania is a series inspired by Haikyuu including several pairings, inspired by a request from my personal friend for her birthday! None of the stories in Mania have to do with one another and will be uploaded as one-shots. So read in any order you of your choice!
I started off with the idea of cat-boys… instead I end up with boy-Hinata and cat-Kageyama [named Highness by the way]… I'd still ship it. But considering the… size difference of domesticated cat and human Hinata –I'm not gonna write anything physical.
But I guess: vote in the reviews if you want maybe a panther size Kageyama doing Hinata… because the more I think about it –the more I wanna do it… but it might offend some of you guys [even though mania can be a messed up thing]. So tell me yes or no in the next couple of days and if it's a go –next month?
Still got no clue how I got here…
Have a good day!
