Chapter 39: Emission Impossible
Opening Credits
It seems today that all ya see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good, old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely
Lucky there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh n' Cry
He's
a
Fam
-ily
Guy!
End
As Frank Jr and Stewie's dialog after they opening the fridge
"Oh, let's see. We got soda, purple stuff. Oh, Sunny D! All right!" Stewie said as they are taken verbatim from an old Sunny Delight commercial where kids root around in the refrigerator and they pick Sunny D over the other drinks.
Now we see Frank Jr and Stewie watches an episode of The Smurfs which spoofs the way the characters use the word smurf as a euphemism for an endless number of words.
"We now return to The Smurfs." Television Announcer said as the show started.
"You have a good time last night?" Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2 about last night.
"Smurftacular." Smurf 2 said about last being awesome.
"Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette." Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2 about 2 leave with Smurfette.
"Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me." Smurf 2 said that Smurfette was getting it on with him.
"Shut the smurf up!" Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2.
"Yeah!" Smurf 2 said
"Right in the smurfin' parking lot?" Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2.
"Smurf yeah!" Smurf 2 said
"Oh, that is freakin' smurf." Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2 as he high five him.
"You smurf it." Smurf 2 said
"That is freakin' smurf." Smurf 1 said to Smurf 2 as he smiled with him.
"Yeah." Smurf 2 said as he smiled as well.
As Phone rings, Lois answer it.
"Hello? Oh, my God!" Lois said as she gasp on what she heard and Drag Meg down stairs into the basement aka John and Tyler's room. which Peter and Frank are watch the laundry being wash in the washing machine.
"Frank, Peter, why are you two staring into the dryer?" Lois asked the duo.
"Me and Pop watching the latest episode of Laundry Theater. See? Now, those are Chris' socks, right? They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers." Frank explain their imaginary show.
"Ooh, it's fun to watch rich people be naughty!" Peter said with glee on what they watch.
John and Tyler spun their fingers around their ears to show that he was crazy, while they played videogames.
"Frank, Dad, listen to Mom. Her sister just called. Her baby's due any day now and Ted just walked out on her." Meg said as John and Tyler stop playing their Super smash bros game at the news.
"Whoa, whoa." John said as he stops Meg from talking.
"Back it up, back it up." Tyler said as he continued from what John have said.
"You have a sister, Lois?" Peter question his wife on family members.
"I promised her I'd be on the next train. Poor Carol. All alone in that big house." Lois said in worried.
"Wait a minute. Carol. Carol. Is she the one with the Jacuzzi and the pool table?" Frank asked that carol has a Jacuzzi and the pool table.
"Yeah." Lois answer Frank's question.
"Well, me, Frank Jr and Meg Better come with you." Frank said as he hugs his wife and son to join in this adventure.
"Really? Well, that's a surprise." Lois question Frank request.
"Oh, come on, Lois. When have Frank not been there for you?" Peter said as we set a cutaway.
Cutaway
Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois stopped at a stop sign as two robbers pulled their guns at them.
"Get out of the damn car, now!" carjacker 1 said.
"Scream and you're dead!" carjacker 2 said.
"Thanks for the ride, lady!" Peter said as he left Lois alone in the car.
As Frank does a Diving Kick, Frank dives down towards his opponent.
Then does Flying Punch which Frank uppercuts them his way into the air.
Cutaway Ends
As we join the Family arriving at quagmire house so Quagmire babysits Meg, Chris, and Stewie while Peter accompanies Lois on a visit to her pregnant, newly single sister Carol. Frank then push the doorbell as the Doorbell ringing.
"Hey, it's the Mallques and The Griffins! What can I do for you?" Quagmire said his greetings
"Glen, we have a family emergency. We need you to take the kids for just a couple days." Lois asked him to babysits her kids.
"Well, in accordance with Megan's law, I'm obligated to inform you that...you know what, that's fine. I'll take the kids." Quagmire said as he leads them into house.
"Aw, thanks, buddy." Peter said as he leaves with Lois, Frank and Meg.
Gosh! I've never had to entertain kids before. So a chick walks into a gynecologist's office... Quagmire said a joke but John, Tyler, Persephone, Chris and Stewie were none responsive.
Then Quagmire Makes ridiculous noises but John, Tyler, Persephone, Chris and Stewie were none responsive.
Then Quagmire Makes baby noises while dangling his keys but John, Persephone and Stewie were none responsive until chris and Tyler act like cats as they attack the keys with their paws while giggling.
While Frank, Meg and Peter accompanies Lois on a visit to her pregnant, newly single sister Carol.
"Don't worry. We'll get you through this. In a few days you'll have a beautiful baby. And you can smother it with all your unrequited love." Lois said as she tries to cheer up her sister.
"As soon as the baby can crawl, it'll probably leave me, too just like my eight husbands." Carol said about her baby was going to leave her when it's older.
"Hey, Carol. It's me, Ted. Listen, I came back because I love you." Someone siad behind of the bedroom door.
"I'm just kidding. It's us, Frank Jr, Frank and Peter." Peter said as they enter the room as they cheer her up by that joke.
"Ha,ha,hah,aha.. It was so nice of you to come, Frank Jr. You're so considerate." Carol said as she is glad to see her grand nephew.
"It was nothing." Frank Jr said until he breaks a lap them move the bed to hide it. As he leaves, until Meg, Lois and Carol hears Crash and Furniture being dragged.
Now we join at the quagmire residents as quagmire was making a martini.
"Mr. Quagmire! we finished the scavenger hunt!" Chris said as he and Tyler come in with stuff they got for the the scavenger hunt.
"Whoa, whoa, hold your horses, hold your horses. Let's go down the list. An unsharpened pencil?" Quagmire asked him as he takes out his list for the scavenger hunt.
"Check!" Chris answer.
"A speed-limit sign that doesn't end in 5 or 0?" Quagmire asked him.
"Check!" Chris answer.
"Your mom's hairbrush?" Quagmire asked him
"Check!" Chris answer.
"You win!" Quagmire said
"Boy! What's my prize?" Chris asked Quagmire on what They won.
"A pencil and a speed sign!" Quagmire said.
"we did it!" Chris cheered while Tyler did some dance moves as he takes his stuff.
"I'll be right back." Quagmire said as he enters his closet with handmade sex doll with Lois's picture.
"A couple of teeth and toenail clippings and we'll be ready for our date!" Quagmire:
Meanwhile at carol's house, Frank, Frank Jr and peter went inside her closet.
"Hey, Aunt Carol? Since Ted dumped you, can I have his shirts?" Frank asked her about her former husband's shirts
"Frank, what are you gonna do with Ted's shirts? He's more of your size." Lois said
"I know, I know, I know. But check this out." Frank said as peter went next to carol.
"Hey, Carol. Say, "David Banner, I just slashed your tires." Peter asked carol to say that sentence.
"David Banner, I just slashed your tires." Carol said as Frank Jr Angry screaming before he rips through one of Ted's shirts. This is meant to mimic the transformation of David Banner into The Incredible Hulk in the 1977-82 Hulk TV series.
"Ha, hah, ha… I'm priceless." Frank Jr said
"Guys, sit with Carol. Me and Meg are going to use the ladies' room." Lois said as she and meg leave towards the bathroom while Frank Jr sit next to carol while Frank and Peter stand next to them.
Does she still take the newspaper in there? Carol:
"Yeah. And after she does, I just can't read it." Frank Jr said as he makes faces about what Lois did until Carol Screaming in pain.
"Oh! Oh, God! The baby's gonna be here any minute! We had better get moving!" Carol said as she goes into labor.
"Carol, you got to relax. You let that kid start calling the shots now and you're screwed." Frank Jr said as givin advice for talking baby that will come throughout the show.
At quagmire residences.
"Is Mr. Quagmire babysitting all these people, too?" Chris asks John and Persephone about the people who are the house mingling.
"Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "l" together." Quagmire said to some blonde hot women as they cheer their glass.
"You must be a parking ticket because you got "fine" written all over you." Quagmire said as he met another blonde while doing the bump.
"Hey there. I don't want to come between you. Or do I? Oh, that's awful. That's awful." Quagmire said as he came between a brunet and another blonde while laughing.
Meanwhile we join Stewie and Tyler in a group of hot women near a table.
"This is a song I've been singing for a number of years. I find it grows truer and truer as time goes by." Stewie said as he sing and Tyler plays Piano in front of many hot women at Glenn Quagmire's party. They plays "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen.
Stewie
Hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
"Ooh, I'm hungry for you, baby. Come on. Walk with me. Talk with me." Stewie said as he Smacks woman's butt while walking away.
As a car Honking, we join Peter drives carol to the hospital with Frank Jr riding shotgun.
While Carol Panting with Frank, Meg and Lois in the back.
"Don't worry, Carol. We're almost there." Lois said to calm her sister down until Frank notice that the car stops at a burger bobs restaurant.
"Pops, why are we stopped?" Frank asked peter from the back.
"Um, yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers." Peter said as he stopping only for cheeseburgers.
"For God's sake! She's having a baby!" Lois shouted at peter to get them to the hospital.
"That's right. And a kid's meal." Peter said as Frank Jr pulled on his shirt.
"And I guess I'll have fries. If I have fries, is anybody else gonna have any? Because I don't want to be the only one eating them; I'll feel like a fatty." Frank Jr asked everyone if anyone is going to have fries because he feel self-conscious about his wait.
Meanwhile at the hospital they all rush to the front class.
"Nurse! This woman is in labor!" Lois asks the nurse in the front desk until being push back by Adam west.
"Excuse me. I was here first. My leg is asleep." Mayor West asks the nurse in the front desk about his leg.
As Carol Yelling in labor while the gang was in the delivery room.
"All right, let's see what we have here. Oh, the baby's crowning." Dr. Hartman said by looking at carol's vagina as she is crowning.
As Carol Yelling, the doctor gets ready.
"I'm just going to put on a pair of gloves and we'll deliver this baby. These don't feel like gloves at all. They feel like used needles. But this is where I always keep the gloves. Maybe if I dig deeper. Nope. Just feels like more needles. That's the craziest thing. Oh, now I'm sure this isn't the glove drawer." Dr. Hartman said as he mistakenly jabs himself with several needles and faints.
"My God! Who's gonna deliver my baby?" Carol said in panic as she continued being in labor.
"Guys, do something!" Meg asked her father and husband.
"No baby. But it looks like Carol's blowing a bubble." Peter said as he and Frank looked at Carol's vagina.
"Frank, Peter, that's the head! Push! Push!" Lois said as she asked carol to push.
"we are! It won't go back in! Peter said as he pushes the head back to carol's vagina.
"Not you, Pops! Carol, push! You and me, we pull!" Frank said as he takes over the delivery.
"Oh, my God!" Peter said in shocked.
"What? What?" Lois asked what's wrong.
"It's a beautiful baby girl." Peter said as he holds the baby until Frank notice something about the baby's gender.
"A baby girl. I'm so happy." Carol said in happy tone about her baby.
"Oh, pops that isn't a girl?" Frank said as he was trying to tell the truth to Peter.
"But she has a penis. Well, we'll have to do something about that." Peter said as he takes out scalpel to cut out the penis, until frank stops him.
"Pops, no! It's a boy!" Frank said as he takes the boy into his arms.
"Well, how do you like that? Hey there, little fella. Welcome to the planet Earth. Kitchy kitchy kitchy koo." Frank said as he makes Baby passes gas while they both laugh.
"He takes after his Uncle Peter." Peter said as he joins in the fun.
"Guys, he's Carol's baby. Give him to her." Lois said as she asked Frank gives back carol her baby.
"Oh, yeah." Peter said as the baby went into carol arms, Frank can't help that he thinks about the babies he met during the Mallque Murdock Spellbook Power Hour in Season 1.
"Honey, you were fantastic. And you were so cute when you were holding it." Meg said.
I know. I didn't want to give it up. Frank said as he Reminded of the wonderful experience of childbirth.
"Yeah?" Lois said in cheer.
"Let's steal it." Peter said as to steal the baby for themselves
"What?" Lois, Meg Frank shouted as Frank had a better idea.
"No, wait. I got a better idea. Meg, let's have another baby." Frank said as he tells Meg that he wants to have another child.
"What? Sweetie, you're not serious?" Meg asked Frank about the idea.
"I sure am. The best thing I've ever done with my life is being a dad to Frank Jr. why not expand." Frank said.
"Oh, Guy. I think it's a wonderful idea." Lois said as she and Peter went to hug them.
"Why haven't you sent for help?" Dr. Hartman said as he is still having needles in his hand.
Meanwhile in the hall, two girls were sitting in the waiting on the bench at the hospital's hallway and one of them noticed a kid with some jet black spikey hair.
"Hey look, have you seen any baby with that kind of hair cool as that?" Maddie asked her sister.
"Now that you've asked I never seen anyone with cool spikey hair." Rosie said as he complements Frank Jr's awesome hair.
"You think my spikey hair is cool?" Frank Jr asked the girl who look really familiar to him.
"You bet it is, I'm Maddie Murdock." Maddie said as she introduces herself.
"Uh... Hi, I'm Frank Mallque the Second, although my family would just they call me by the name of Frank Jr." Frank Jr said as he introduces himself.
"And I'm Rosie. So what brings you here? My mommy has a peanut allergy and Maddie had to take a blood test." Rosie explain why they are her and they asked him what's he in here for.
"I came for a checkup while my Great Aunt gave birth to my Second Cousin." Frank Jr said as Maddie and Rosie gave him a pat on the back.
"Mazel Toff!" Maddie said in congratulations as she shakes his hand, meanwhile Frank, Meg, Peter and Lois came out of the delivery room to what's going on with Frank Jr.
"Oh would you look at that Frank; it seems that someone's making new friends." Lois said with glee.
"I'll say." Frank said as he feels that he knows who those girls were but he can't put his finger on it.
"You know, because of this, I've been wondering, why don't we ask their parents and see if they want to spend the night." Lois said as she made plan for a play date with Frank Jr and his new friends.
"But I wonder how Stewie would take it." Peter asked them about their youngest son about the play date and the news.
At the Mallque/Griffin house, Lois gleefully tells the rest of the family the news.
"I can't believe you guys want to have another kid!" Persephone said.
"Peter, did you find Chris, Persephone and Meg's baby books?" Lois asked peter about him finding their kids baby books.
"Not yet. Hey, look at this, Lois. It's our pet rock. I remember the first day we brought it home." Peter said as he finds the Griffins' pet rock, which were a popular 1970s trend while setting a cutaway.
(Cutaway 2)
We see Peter playing with a pet rock.
"See that? Bad rock. Bad. We do that outside! Look at him. He knows what he did" Peter said as he saw a puddle in the carpets.
(Cutaway 2 Ends)
As we join Chris finding his baby book.
"I found my baby book! Here's the broken condom that led to my birth." Chris said as John and Tyler were gross out.
"And the resulting lawsuit bought us this house. You're my favorite mistake." Lois said while Chris gloats.
"You see, Meg and Persephone? I'm the favorite!" Chris said it to their faces as Frank Jr and Stewie walk in to the Babies books.
"Ah, baby books. Nostalgic for the days of chafed nipples and episiotomies?" Stewie said whiel making fun of Lois's body on pregnancy.
"Somebody hasn't heard the news." Lois said in a happy tone.
"News? What news?" Frank and Stewie said as they question on what new that they don't know about.
"What's the most wonderful thing that could happen to this family?" Lois questions Stewie on the most wonderful thing that could happen to this family as it sets a cutaway.
(Cutaway 3)
We see Peter and Brian and Stewie and Frank Jr. and John and Tyler reading newspapers, Chris drawing, Meg doing her nails, and a dead Lois on the floor as the alive members are relaxing in front of a fireplace.
"The Phillies won." Stewie said as he moves a page of his newspaper.
(Cutaway 3 Ends)
"You're two are gonna have a baby brothers, buddies." Peter said the new to the two babies with glee.
"Or sister." Lois said if they going to have females in the family.
"A new baby. That's wonderful. Call me when Kojak starts." Frank Jr said as he and Stewie walk away until Stewie came with an angry look.
"What?" Stewie said as he is less than enthusiastic
Meanwhile at the backyard with Rupert as psychiatrist; Stewie on the couch.
"Another baby? But I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My cheeks are pinchable. My bottom is smooth. My laugh is heartwarming. [laughs] What's that? I certainly am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they added Cousin Oliver to The Brady Bunch?" Stewie said as he questions himself, his parents and his Nephew's Parents on why having more babies while setting a cutaway.
(Cutaway 4)
"Oliver, did you break this vase?" Carol Brady asked.
"No. The floor did" Oliver answered.
"He's so cute" Peter Brady said.
"Hey, everybody. I…" Bobby arrives.
"Bobby, you get back in the garage!" Peter demanded as he pushed Bobby back with a broom.
(Cutaway 4 Ends)
"It can't happen! I was here first! well, technically, third but no time for semantics. This is Stewie Country and I intend to keep it that way! As God is my witness, from this day forward Peter and Lois shall not conceive!" Stewie said as He feels threatened in his position as the youngest and he resolves to prevent the conception of another sibling. While Dramatic instrumental music playing in background.
Stewie noticed two baby girls with Frank Jr.
"Junior? Who are these broads and what they doing here?" Stewie asked Frank Jr two new guest.
"I made new friends at that hospital I visited, this is Maddie, and that's Rosie." Frank Jr said as he introduces his two new friends.
"Hi." Maddie and Rosie introduce themselves to Stewie.
"And what they doing?" Stewie asked them on why they are here.
"We're having a sleepover." Maddie answer him on they are her to have a sleepover.
"A sleepover?! At my house?!" Stewie shouted in panic.
"Why yes, what's wrong with that? Bad timing?" Frank Jr asked Stewie as he is worried for his uncle.
"Oh it's just the worse time ever! Lois must've brought these whores here to make you forget about me when I get a new sibling." Stewie said as he panics about his life and losing his nephew.
"What? That's ridiculous, I would never forget about you, Your my uncle." Frank Jr explain to Stewie that he wouldn't leave him.
"Wait, he's your uncle?" Maddie asked Frank Jr on Stewie being his Uncle.
"It's long story..." Frank Jr said as he explains them about his family history.
At the middle of the night Brian came into Frank Jr and Stewie's room with a pillow.
"What are you doing here?" Stewie asked Brian on why he is doing in his room.
"Uh, Peter and Lois are, uh, getting intimate." Brian explain to Stewie that his parents that they are getting it on.
"My God! I thought I had more time! I've got to stop them!" Stewie said as he ran towards his parent's room. While Frank Jr just shrugged as he plays super smash bros on the Nintendo 64 with Maddie and Rosie.
"Waah, Waah, Mommy! Daddy! I had a bad dream! I saw the... Blast! What the devil is that name again? Bogeyman! Yes. That's it. I saw the bogeyman." Stewie said as he Fake crying his way to his parents bed and stopping them from making a baby.
"Aw, did someone have a bad dream? Why don't you sleep with Mommy and Daddy?" Lois said as she tucks in her bay while peter was trying to remove her sleeping dress.
"Peter, for God's sakes! Stewie's right here!" Lois said as she stops peter from doing her.
"Come on, Lois, we can still do it. He'll just think I'm hurting you." Peter trys to make an excuses to get down.
"Relax, honey. It's only for tonight." Lois said as she turns off the light while everyone went to sleep. Until Stewie hears Peter snoring.
Roll over. Roll over, I say! Stewie said until Peter rolls on him as he Muffled yelping.
"Smells like cheese." Stewie said from under of peter.
As we join Frank, Peter and Brian making a crib in the garaged.
"Okay. It says to Insert Rod Support A into Slot B." Brian said the instructions
"That's what..." Peter said as he was say "That's what she said" one more time.
"And if you say "That's what she said" one more time, I'm gonna pop you." Frank threatening Peter.
As Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland, Menma, Rage, Zeke and Negi came by.
"What you building there, neighbor?" Joe question them.
"Well, we were keeping it a secret, but you guys are my best friends, so I'll tell you. Lois and I are having another baby!" Peter said the new of him and Lois having a baby.
The Guys did a Girlish shrieking.
"We are so throwing you a shower!" Quagmire said in a happy tone.
As Suspenseful instrumental music playing we join Stewie going into the bathroom.
"Well, fat man, we'll see if Lois wants to have sexual relations when she finds lipstick on your collar." Stewie said as he smears one of Peter's shirt collars with lipstick. That when John and Tyler notice Stewie doing one of his plots so for old time sake, they went down stairs to Lois and tell on him.
"There we are. Well! Look at you there. You're a filthy girl, aren't you? Yes, you're looking for a bad time. That's what you're after. You're a dirty flirt. You want it bad. You don't care where you get it from. You have no self-respect, and that gets you off, doesn't it?" Stewie said as he gets distracted by his own image in the mirror as he acts like a whore.
"Stewie! Bad boy! That's Mommy's makeup! You got it all over your father's favorite shirt. Now, go to your room!" Lois said as she busted him
"Wow. The evidence is really piling up." John said.
"Yeah, we just busted a whore in the making!" Tyler agreed with John.
"Make any joke you two want. You guys know I look good." Stewie said as he walks away.
As Suspenseful instrumental music playing while Peter and Lois goes in their room to try again to get down and nasty.
"My God! They're at it again! All this time spent keeping people from having sex! Now we know how the Catholic Church feels. Ba-zing!" Frank Jr said as he and Stewie were spying ont them while making a joke about the church.
"Time to initiate Phase Two." Stewie said as Dramatic instrumental music playing while he went into his closet to grab something.
He come out, he utilizes a mechanical replica of Peter.
"All right. Testing voice modulator. "Blast you, vile woman!" Stewie said.
"Blast you, vile woman!" Peter robot repeated what Stewie said.
"Oh, that won't do. "Pardon me, you with the severe aesthetic deficiencies." Stewie said as he presses the translator to make himself talk like peter.
"Hey, ugly." Peter robot said the insults like the real peter said it.
"Excellent!" Stewie said as he Maniacal laughts.
"Sweet." Peter robot said excellent in peter speaks as nasal laughter.
As the Peter rob arrives at the door, he opens a can of beer to lay his trap.
"Who's got beer?" Peter said as he hears an open can of beer but the Peter robot chloroforms him. Then The Peter robot enters the room.
"Where'd you go, my little pumpkin eater?" Lois asked The Peter robot as she thinks it's the real peter.
"To the can, because kissing you made me barf." Peter robot said to insult Lois.
"What?" Lois question the robot as the children come in the room.
"Dad, Persephone keeps pushing me!" Chris said as he tattles on her while he pushing her.
"Oh, like I could! He's so fat!" Persephone said an insult about Chris weight while pushing him.
"I'm not fat! I'm Rubenesque!" Chris said as he argues about his true weight.
"That's it. Your dad's had enough. I want you kids to go downstairs and drink the antifreeze in the garage." Peter robot said as he sent the kids downstairs and drink the antifreeze in the garage. While John and Tyler question Peter's punishment.
"I'm gonna chug it all so there's none left for you!" Chris said as he accidentally knocks him out the window.
"Hey, watch it!" Persephone said.
"Peter!" Lois said as she look out the window he fell through.
"What?" the real Peter said as he come up next to her.
Hey, Peter. Cleveland said as he sees Stewie escape the Peter robot.
"I see nothing. Nothing." Cleveland said in a German accent. This was a catch phrase of Sergeant Schultz, a bumbling German Sergeant, on the 1960s sitcom Hogan's Heroes, in which a group of Allied prisoners of war sabotage the German war effort from a POW camp. Schultz, who was sympathetic to the Allies, shouted the phrase to indicate that he would refuse to report the prisoners' shenanigans to his military superiors.
Now we join the family in Peter and Lois's room.
"I've had it with these interruptions! All we want is a little time alone! Go to your rooms for the rest of the night." Lois said as he sent everyone into their rooms.
"I don't want to go to my room. There's an evil monkey in my closet!" Chris said that he has an evil monkey in his closet.
"Evil monkey." Right. Peter said as he and Lois laughs at Chris's foolish .
As Sinister instrumental music playing, we see an evil monkey pointing at him while he freaky out.
"Okay, you guys are not his stupid to not notice a monkey in Chris closet!" Tyler said in response until Peter and Lois give him the stink eye.
Now we join Peter and Lois in a candlelit dinner.
"This romantic dinner was a wonderful idea, Peter." Lois comments on the amazing dinner.
"Ah, you deserve it, my beautiful princess." Peter said.
"You know, I'm not wearing any panties." Lois said as she sultry laughs.
"Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out." Peter said as they both giggling while drink their wine while making out.
As Dramatic instrumental music playing in the background, the candlelit dinner threatens to lead to intimacy between his parents, Stewie and Frank Jr rush towards their room, they move their toy chest as the put in their passcode to open a secret room which holds a shrinking vessel is similar in function to that in the 1966 film Fantastic Voyage.
"Very well then. If I can't stop them from the outside I'll stop them from the inside!" Stewie said as he and Frank Jr enter their vessel to shrinks themselves and their spaceship-like vessel and to enters Peter's body.
"Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're in a no-fly zone." Frank Jr said as he was driving while chase a fly, then he kills it with star wars theme lazers.
"As was your fate, Mr. Fly, so is the fate of every sperm in Peter's body!" Stewie said as they enter Peter's body to destroy his sperm through the mouth.
As Dramatic instrumental music playing in the background, we join Stewie and Frank Jr in their well-armed craft driving towards Peter's testicals destroy his sperm.
"Computer on." Stewie said to his ship.
"30 minutes to re-expansion." The Computer responded.
"Just enough time to obliterate all those little potential usurpers." Stewie said with glee.
"Engine status?" Frank Jr reply the ship status
"Nominal." The Computer responded
"Fuel supply?" Stewie reply on fuel.
"Full." The Computer responded
"Air Supply?" Frank Jr reply on the ship's air supply.
The Computer responded to plays "Lost in love!" by Air Supply
Lost in love and I don't know much…
"Very well. Through the lips, over the gums. Look out testicles, here I come!" Stewie said as he takes control to drive toward Peter's testicles.
As we join Peter Griffin in the stairs with Lois as he performed a song called "Lois" It was an attempt to tempt her as they were planning to conceive a fourth child.
Peter
Lois!
You can't spell love without L-O
You can't spell is without I-S
You can't spell... silo without Lois
"And solo from the pet rock!" Frank said as he points out the Pet rock just pee on the carpet.
"Oh no no no, oh, oh god, oh god." Peter said as he drag the Pet rock outside.
As we join our heroes' spaceship-like vessel moving pass Peter's heart.
"Warning. Host's oxygen levels rising. Heart rate increasing." Computer said as it warns them about Peter's oxygen levels rising and Heart rate increasing.
"Oh, my God! Either they're watching Batman or they're "doing the Dew"!" Stewie said as he and Frank Jr begin to freaky out.
As the Theme from Batman on TV, Peter watches the 1960s Batman television series while Lois is preparing for sex.
"Definitely watching Batman!" Frank Jr said.
"If I'm to reach the testicles and destroy the sperm before coitus, I must buy some time... Computer, location?" Stewie asked the computer on the ships location in peter's body.
"Fifteen millimeters northeast of the duodenum." Computer said it location in peter's body.
"Very well. Fire phasers, Number one!" Stewie said in a star trek tone.
"Firing phasers" Frank Jr said as he fired the phasers at Peter's duodenum.
Meanwhile inside the bedroom, Peter begins to spasm.
"Oh, jeez, my duodenum's acting up!" Peter said as he rushes in to the bathroom while Lois was inside.
"Entering testicular perimeter." Computer said as we join our heroes reaching Peter's testicles that with two of Peter's testicles representing the Death Stars. They also had a ship lading bay as the sperm were they ships.
"Do you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm." Stewie said As the Lasers firing, In their well-armed craft, Stewie and Frank Jr easily slaughters the defenseless sperm. While their air battle with Peter's sperm parodies that of the Millennium Falcon and the ships of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi with two of Peter's testicles representing the Death Star.
What the deuce? Frank Jr said as they missed the one exception: Bertram, who seems to be just as diabolically clever as Stewie himself.
As they squint each other to kill each, they ran out of ammunition.
"Well, it seems you are out of ammunition." Stewie said
"As are you two, Stewart and Frank Junior!" Bertram said reveal their names.
"You know our name!" Frank Jr said in shocked
"I know many things." Bertram said
"Indeed?" Stewie said.
"Quite." Bertram said.
"Yes." Frank Jr said.
"Mmm." Bertram said.
"Well, perhaps we should exchange monosyllabic expressions of arrogance in person." Stewie said as he invited his foe in person on their ship.
"Mmmm." Bertram said.
"Mmmm." Stewie and Frank Jr said.
"Yes." Bertram said.
As they Monosyllabic grunting, we join in the parents' bedroom.
"Peter, I'm waiting." Lois said as she poses for sex.
"I'm coming." Peter said while he pushes a button on the boom box as mambo instrumental music was playing; he moves toward while doing salsa move then lifting his tummy to revel a message that said "I Loved you!"
Now we join Stewie and Frank Jr in the ship as they were going face to face with Bertram.
"You came unarmed?" Frank Jr asked about their agreement.
"As we agreed." Bertram said.
"Admirable. But foolish!" Stewie said while he revels that he held a laser gun, so do Bertram as they shoot their guns out of their hands. As one of the guns hit Frank Jr in the head, he was knock out for the rest of the battle.
"It's going to be a shame to destroy such a worthy adversary." Stewie said.
"My thoughts exactly." Bertram said as they resorted to fighting with their fist. Until they had each other in the sleeper hold.
"I've got you in the sleeper hold!" Stewie said.
"As I you." Bertram said as they tried to get each other out of their own sleeper hold.
"Your attempts to escape are…" Stewie said as he yawns himself to sleep.
"Yawn futile." Bertram said as he too went to sleep.
As they start to wake up, Frank Jr was making coffee until he calls Maddie and Rosie to hold Bertram as he smashes the coffee cup and move it towards Bertram neck to hold him hostage.
"Well, well. Naptime appears to be over." Stewie said as they won their battle.
"Go ahead! Finish me off! My one regret is that I won't be able to do away with that red-headed woman." Bertram said something that makes Stewie stop Frank Jr.
"What the... How the devil do you know about Lois?" Stewie asked him about Lois.
"You've seen that little gleam in the fat man's eye? That twinkle? That's me plotting my escape." Bertram said as he explain he was watch them threw Peter's eye.
"You hate Lois? I hate Lois, too. What else do you hate?" Stewie asked him.
"People who send pictures of their families as Christmas cards!" Bertram said something.
"Ooh, ooh, people who use the word "guesstimate." Stewie said something that they agreed on.
"Guys who wear sandals with socks!" Bertram said something that the hole group agreed on.
"Jason Patric! Ooo!" they said as they wave their hand in disgust.
"You know, perhaps I've been looking at this the wrong way. I daresay I should embrace the idea of having a little brother or little nieces. After all, it's obvious we all make quite a formidable team." Stewie said as he sets a cutaway.
Cutaway
We see Stewie and Frank Jr pushing Lois as Maddie and Rosie kneel behind her. The babies laugh afterwards.
Lois walks down the sidewalk as she gets run over by a vehicle driven by Stewie and Frank Jr with the girls sitting next to him
Later, they are seen putting cement on the ground as Maddie pours liquid nitrogen all over Lois as she is covered with the cement. Then Stewie mashes her hand with a mallet. They laugh at this.
Then they use fishing rods on Maddie and Rosie's skirts at the end.
Cutaway Ends
As the Computer beeping "Two minutes to re-expansion."
"Dear God! I'll never get out in time!" Stewie said as he begins to freaky out because he has only moments before the ship reverts to its normal size.
"Move aside! I know a shortcut!" Bertram said as he drives them somewhere.
As we join Peter and Lois in the bedroom, while Lois Moaning as peter feeds her a strawberry.
Now we see Peter Moaning as Lois is feed him a cherry.
Now we see Lois Choking as Peter shoved a watermelon into her mouth.
Now we join our heroes at Peter's tear duck.
"Re-expansion in 60 seconds." The Computer said.
"There's the tear duct. We've got to make him cry." Bertram explain the heroes way out.
"I think I know just the way. All right. Follow my lead." Frank Jr said as he set up some microphone for them to sing.
As they sing Joe Cocker's "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong"
Stewie and Frank Jr
Love lift us up where we belong
where the eagles fly, on a mountain high
Stewie, Frank Jr, Maddie, Rosie and Bertram
Love lift us up where we belong
As Peter begins to cry while hear the song as he hugs Lois tight.
"Peter, I love you." Lois said her love to her husband.
"And I love you, Lou Gossett, Jr." Peter said his love to a random person.
"It worked! Hurry, get down there so you can be born!" Stewie said to Bertram about going back to Peter's ball so he can be born through sex.
"Ten seconds to re-expansion." Computer said.
"I guess this is good-bye." Bertram said.
"For now. Oh, when you're born, don't let the doctor slap you on the ass. It degrades us all." Stewie said as he gives Bertram some advice about not getting slap in the ass.
"Also if you see Cindy Redmond Griffin giving birth to Britney Griffin, let the doctor slap heron the ass. I want her to pay for degrades us all Talking babies." Frank said his advice.
As Bertram get inside his ship while driving away, Stewie says farewell to Bertram using 'shave and a haircut'.
After a narrow escape through Peter's tear duct, Frank Jr and Stewie steers the craft back to their room with no time to spare.
"Give it to her good, old man!" Stewie said as he arrives near the door to notice that everything is going on schedule.
"Peter, wait. I've been thinking. It's been a long time since we had such a wonderful night. And it's gonna be impossible to spend time together like this if we're raising another child." Lois said as she starting feel that having another child would mean less sex.
"Well, I thought, you know, Frank and meg would kind of do a lot of the work." Peter said as he was going to put Frank and Meg to work on raising their Fourth kid.
"I don't know. I mean, Stewie alone needs so much attention. Maybe we should hold off on having another baby." Lois said as she reconsiders having another child, to Stewie's horror.
"You may be right." Peter said as Stewie rush in by that news.
"No! No, no! You must receive his seed!" Stewie said as he frantically tries to get her and Peter to resume their plans
"Look who's here." Lois said as she pick up Stewie.
"But, Lois, we still get to do it, right?" Peter said as he still wants to get down.
"Honey, not in front of Stewie." Lois said.
"Okay. Back in a minute." Peter said as he retreats to the bathroom and masturbates with the assistance of a lingerie catalog.
"No! Come back here this instant, you fat bastard and do her!" Stewie shouted at peter to finish his sex with Lois.
"Stop it. Stop tickling me. I'll kill you. I swear to God. What did you just do?" Stewie said as he notice that Peter masturbates with the assistance of a lingerie catalog. as Peter: Sighing in relief
No! You killed my brother! How could you, you Stewie said he appalled at the apparent death of Bertram, despairs
"...oh, my God! The twinkle. He's alive. Well played, sperm brother. Stewie said as he notices a twinkle in Peter's eye signifying that Bertram is still alive.
He's more clever than I thought. Perhaps too clever." Stewie said as to His relief is only momentary, he then realizes that his unborn brother may be too clever. Frank Jr came into Peter and Lois's room with a pillow.
"What are you doing here?" Lois asked Frank Jr on why he is doing in his room.
"Uh, Mom and Dad are, uh, getting intimate." Frank Jr explain to Lois that his parents that they are getting it on.
"My God! I forgot to tell them, that we are stopping on making babies! I've got to stop them!" Lois said as she ran towards Frank and Meg's's room. While Frank Jr just shrugged as he plays super smash bros on the Nintendo 64 with Peter, Stewie, Maddie and Rosie.
As Chilling instrumental music play as the chapter fades out.
As we join Frank and Meg with them making love lined himself up her entrance and entered her. Even if it was the fourth time she still felt extreme and overwhelming pleasure, Frank started thrusting and both have done their forbidden embrace of one another, wrapping their arms around each other, holding each other tightly as they performed the glorious missionary position, it was a romance that many would consider immoral, but to them it was real, this was their "TRUE LOVE". He continued to thrust into her with great speed, her head beside his head, she kept saying into his ear "I love you!" over and over. He replied "I love you too!" more and more humped like animals on the Discovery Channel, meant for breeding and reproduction. And so it also came again, the moment that they would both climax. Frank shouted "I'm coming, here comes our baby!" Meg shouted "I'm coming, give me my baby!" and with one final thrust, he exploded into her, her womb once again succumbed to the velocity of his seed. After he emptied himself he fell face forward and collapsed onto Meg as they continued to cuddle with each other. After they regained their composer, she again started to rub his cock then asked seductively "Shall we go another round?" Anthony joyful said "Yes ma'am!" They then started to cuddle and kiss each other again.
While closing theme music begins play the ending credits
Chapter ends
I hope everyone enjoyed! This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for cutaways, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts, PM ideas. Also Doc X me if you want to help with scenes for next chapter because I need the ideas.
