Chapter 42: Frank Mallque Jr, Husband, Father, Brother?

In the opening segment, Peter watches Dennis Miller Live.

"I don't want to go on a rant here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate." Dennis Miller said as he's use of multi-syllabic words and obscure historical references.

"What the hell does "rant" mean?" Peter: said as its Ironically, the word Peter has trouble with is "rant".

Opening Credits

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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As our story stars with the Mallque/Griffin family at buddy cianci junior high school, they at the gym watching a basketball game.

"Go, Dust Mites!" Lois shouted for the team.

"I wish they'd put Chris in already." Peter said as he wants Chris on the court play.

"Pops, relax. It's his first game." Frank reassures him that the team will Chris on the court when the time is right.

As two players smash into each other, the ref Whistle they plays to stop.

"Griffin, get in there!" Coach said as he sends Chris into the game.

"They're sending him in. Yay, Chris!" Tyler shouted for Chris.

"Atta boy, Chris!" John said as he cheers for Chris.

As Chris enters the court to only wipe the sweat out of the floor.

"Hey, that's my son out there. I taught him how to wipe." Peter said to tom tucker who he was seated next to him.

"Why won't you teach me how to wipe, Dad?" Jake Tucker asked his father.

"Because you don't have a bottom, son." Tom Tucker answer him while Jake whined.

As chris returns to the bench while getting high fives by his fellow teammates.

"You and that towel are representin'." Boy said as he fist bumps with Chris.

"Yo, that sweat's just frightened, G!" Chris said something street.

As the pause at half-time, the cheerleaders enter the court.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Buddy Cianci Junior High cheerleaders. Announcer:

"Is everybody pumped up? Gimme a D-U-S-T!" Cindi shouted on top of the pyramid.

"D-U-S-T" Crowd repeated what Cindi said.

"M-I-T-E-S!" Cindi shouted on top of the pyramid.

"M-I-T-E-S!" Stewie repeated what Cindi said.

"What does that spell?" Cindi shouted as she asked what those that spell.

"Dust Mites!" Stewie shouted as he repeated what Cindi said.

"Who's gonna win this game?" Cindi shouted on top of the pyramid.

"Dust Mites! My God, what-what just happened to me? It's those sirens. They have us all under their spell, like that hypnotist at the Airport Hilton." Stewie said as he believes they have mind control powers, having seen them pump up the audience, including himself, while he sets a cutaway.

Cutaways

We see Brian and Stewie…kissing each other on the mouth in front of an audience.

"...and three!" the hypnotist shouted.

"Oh, wow! Were we just hypnotized?" Brian asked.

"Well, that's incredible. I don't remember a thing. Why do I taste crotch?" Stewie asked.

Cutaway Ends

Now back at game, as stewie is trying to figure out how those cheerleaders control him.

"I must unlock the secret to their mind-control powers." Stewie said.

"Lois, can we go now? I'm starving." Peter said as he whine that he wants to go home.

"The game's almost over, Peter. Try to think about something else." Lois said as she wants to watch the game.

Now Crowd cheering, The part at the basketball game where Peter imagines being alone with Cindi, as Sexy instrumental music and watches her try to seduce him with the sexy music in the background parodies a scene in the film American Beauty. Both scenes end with the cheerleaders unzipping their shirts. However, fried chicken humorously flies out of Cindi's shirt instead of lush rose petals like Angela's.

"Peter!" Lois said as she tries to get peter off her hair form him eating it.

"Oh, sorry." Peter said in apology.

Now we zoom in at the family car as Peter driving home.

"Nice job out there tonight, Chris." Frank said as he pats Chris back in celebration for Chris's wiping skills.

"You wiped the floor with that towel." Peter congratulates his son on a job at the game.

Yo! Did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, Chris was lookin' to break off a little somethin'-somethin' but his crew gave him the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling. Frank Jr said as he starts talking "street".

As peter stops the car as everyone shocked by the stop.

"What's wrong?" Lois asked Peter on what going on.

"He's speaking in tongues, Lois! Our Grandson is possessed! Tyler, start at Psalm 41 and don't stop reading until I tell you! The power of Christ compels you!" Peter said as he throws holy water at Frank Jr to expel the demon inside.

As Frank screams, he was freaky on why his Grandpa thinks he has a demon inside him.

"The power of Christ compels you!" Peter tries to perform an exorcism, similar to that in the classic 1973 horror film The Exorcist.

"Pops, stop! He's not possessed." Frank said as he stops peter.

"Yeah, he's just talking street. Lots of kids do it." Meg said as she explains that her son has adopted another culture's mannerisms since everyone is doing it.

"Oh. Well, that's kind of weird." Peter said as he continued to drive the car.

"Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself." Lois said as she explain phase come and go in life. Peter has gone through them as well.

"Like those two weeks you spent with Frank Jr as he narrating your own life." Brian said as he sets a cutaway.

Cutaway

"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life" Frank Jr narrates Peter's life as they enters the kitchen for dinner, but as he talks, it makes Lois very angry. She punches Peter afterwards.

"I awoke several hours later in a daze" Frank Jr continues while it is nighttime in the same bed as Lois. While Peter awakes up from his coma.

Cutaway Ends

As Rap music playing

Rapper

I was brought up on the streets, no moms and dads I had to fend for myself with my own two hands But today I'm hurtin' and I'll tell you why I got a hangnail

Backup rappers

Hangnail!

Rapper

Hanging from my cuticle A hangnail

Backup rappers

Hangnail!

Rapper

It ain't beautiful It hurts like a bitch that I did last night

"Hey Chris and Frank Jr, whatcha doing?" Frank Peter said as they came at the kitchen to grab some drinks from the refrigerator.

"Just laying back in the cot peepin' at this here homey." Chris answer them in street laugange.

"Yo, Pops and Grandpops! Let me have some cheddar. Some player-hater be throwin' salt in my game grillin' me over my gear. And I needs to be mackin' style!" Frank Jr said as he wants money since people just dis him.

"Well, uh, the important thing is you tried, son." Peter said as he and Frank walk away.

Now we join in stewie as he begins following cheerleaders and listening to their conversations to learn about their techniques, eventually adopting their ways.

"There they are. Very well. And now to infiltrate this coven and learn their mind-control secrets. Just need to get their attention." Stewie said as he listens in on the cheerleaders.

"Okay. That was much better. But it still sucked worse than anything I've ever seen! What's wrong with you guys?" Cindi said as they finish theire routing as they suck again.

As Disco music play, stewie was dance on the wood table as he infiltrate their group by dancing for them.

"Look how cute he is!" Cheerleader 1 comments stewie's cuteness.

"He must be a teacher's baby." Cheerleader 2 said as she thoughts Stewie was one of the teachers baby.

"He wants to be a cheerleader, too." Cheerleader 1 said as she wants him on the team.

"My, so it's that easy to win you over! Consider yourselves lucky I'm not after your gully holes." Stewie said as he is in the team.

As we join Frank and Peter at the drunken clam complain for Chris and Frank Jr behavior.

"Then Chris and Frank Jr starts in with all this "yo, yo, yo" stuff and I don't know what they's talkin' about. So I started beating them with a hose, then my arm got tired, so I came here." Peter said as he explains what he did to the boys while franks himself for letting it happen.

"Peter, Frank, perhaps the boys has adopted another culture's mannerisms because he doesn't know enough about his own." Cleveland said as he suggestion, Peter tries to get Chris to connect with his Irish ancestry at the Museum of Irish Heritage.

"Aw, gee, I never thought of that. You know, we should teach Our boys about their Irish roots. Besides, we haven't spent any time together since we played Operation." Frank

Cutaway

"I'm going for the "funny bone," Guys" Chris said.

"Oh, you touched the sides." Frank Jr said as he likes playing this game.

"Oh, jeez, He's waking up. Let's get him back to the bus station" Peter warned as we see them playing Operation using a sleeping hobo.

Cutaway Ends

Now we join Frank, Peter, Chris and Frank Jr going to the Museum of Irish heritage.

"Dad, we don't want to be here." Chris said he doesn't want to be here.

"I want to be chillin' with my homeys." Frank Jr said as he being drag by his dad.

"Now, Boys, it's important you learn about your Irish heritage." Frank said as they pass an attraction of "A day in the life of an Irish man!"

As an Animatronic Irish man dink his beer as his Animatronic Irish woman 1[Mechanized nonsensical speech until he slap her then the process begins again.

Then they went to an attraction of "A day in the life of an Irish woman!"

As an Animatronic Irish woman prays while in Mechanized nonsensical speech until she gives birth to an Animatronic Irish baby, it crying and then the process begins again.

Now they observe tableaus of Irish life and find that Ireland was a much more advanced civilization prior to the invention of whiskey.

"Ancient archeological evidence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol. Most experts believe it was something like this." Speaker said as he show a visual of what Ireland look it in past before whiskey.

As flying cars whizzing as Ireland was a much more advanced civilization prior to the invention of whiskey. We then join Irish scientist work on something their lab.

"Gentlemen, today, we, Ireland's top scientists, have found a way to convert our entire population to pure energy!" Irishman 1 said as they have found a way to convert our entire population to pure energy.

"It's a glorious day." Irishman 2 said as Irish scientist runs in with few bottles.

"Hey! Michael McCloud's just invented a new kind of beverage in his basement." Irishman 3 said as he pass the bottles to his follow scientist

"Hmmm, whiskey." Irishman 1 said as he takes a drink form the bottle.

As they Rowdy drunken yelling, they beat the shit out of each other.

Now we join Frank, Peter, Chris and Frank Jr going to the Quahog Public Library.

"You were right, Guys. Being Irish rocks!" Chris said as he and Frank Jr enjoy themselves about their roots.

"That's more like it, boys. Now, today we're gonna learn about the Griffin and Mallque family history." Peter said as they reach the entrance.

"What's a library, Dad?" Frank Jr asked his father.

"Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside." Frank said they enter the library.

As they read books anything Frank Jr and Chris found something about their family in the genealogical section of the Quahog Public Library.

"Look, Dad! I found this book on our genealogy!" Frank said as Chris pass the books on their families' genealogy.

"Way to go, Boys! Hey, look. Here's a picture of your great-great-granddad, Osias Griffin. He owned one of the first dozen telephones. Peter said as it show his great great grandfather.

Cutaway

We see Osias Griffin standing up to answer a telephone from his couch.

"Hello?" Osias answered.

"Hello, Jonathan?" the caller asked.

"No, what number are you calling?" Osias wondered.

"Seven" the caller answered.

"No. This is three" Osias corrected.

"Ooh, sorry" the caller apologized.

Cutaway Ends

"Here's my great-great-granddad, Richard Lee Mallque. He was Half Irish and Half Asian, and he was the one who taught the Irish how to fight." Frank said as he show them a picture of his ancestor.

Cutaway

We see Richard Lee Mallque in a bar's basement teach the Irish how to fight.

"Okay, here's the rules, nobody talks about fight?" Richard Lee said the first rules in fight club.

"Aye!" the Irish cheered.

"And nobody call their wife on where they are ion fight club or they died!" Richard Lee said the next rule.

"Hello dear, what that well, I'm in fight…." the caller try to answer until somebody kill him.

"Seriously guy, they must never know what we doing, but who kill this guy anyway?" Richard Lee asked everyone.

"Ooh, sorry" Osias apologized.

Cutaway Ends

"And Osias's great-grandpa was Thomas Griffin, a great philosopher." Peter said as he show a man sitting on a chair.

Cutaway

We see Thomas sitting as his wife carrying their baby arrived.

"Thomas, would you please go look for a job?" she asked.

"Why?" Thomas asked in a philosophical tone.

Cutaway Ends

And here his great-grandpa was Gozard Mallque, a great sage to Japans first emperor." Frank said as he show a picture of a man sitting at temple hall.

Cutaway

We see Gozard sitting as his wife carrying their baby arrived.

"Gozard, need to leave since the white people are converting our?" she asked.

"Why?" Gozard asked in a sage tone.

"Because they are killing our samurai in cold blood!" she answer and he ran toward his room, he pack his things as he said, "bitch, we out!"

As they fleed in the mist of night, they sneak towards a boat that we lead them to America since he had connection.

Cutaway Ends

"Wow, that's cool! Go back even further, Grandpa, Dad." Frank Jr said as Chris gets more excited.

"Okay. Settle down, spaz. In 1840, Alexander "Alex" Mallque and Nathaniel "Nate" Griffin used to groom horses." Frank said as they move a page back on his book to reveal that both the Mallque family and the Griffin family have black ancestors

"What the hell? Holy crap! Me and Pops are black!" Frank and Peter shouted in panic.

Meanwhile back at Mallque/Griffin house, the family look over the book aswell.

"But Me and Frank can't be black." Peter said as they can't believe it.

"I gotta say, Peter, the men in this book does look an awful lot like you and Jake." Lois said as she to see the resembles.

"The diary of Nate Griffin." "May 7, 1836. Me and Alex were brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So Alex took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her." Brian reading aloud

"He, he, he, he!" Frank and Peter both Laughs at that part.

"Ooh, that laugh's in here, too. See? He, he, he, he!" Brian said imitates Peter's laugh.

Wow. Then it's true. Frank said

"Cool! I get to be Asian, black and Irish!" Frank jr shout with Chris in excitement.

"Yeah, and now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt!" Meg said as Frank gets all horny by that response.

"Oh! I gotta tell Bonnie I'm sleeping with a black man!" Lois said as she rushes toward to bonnie's house.

As John look down at photo of Black version of himself and Persephone notice, she drags him to her bedroom. Now we join stewie at the high school hang with the cheerleaders.

"Oh, my God! Update! Exclam! Scott Martin just asked me out again!" Cheerleader said about asking a guy.

"Oh, my God! This is date number three. Are you gonna let him get to second base?" Cheerleader 2 said as she asked her fellow cheerleader about let him get to second base.

"I think that would be a bad idea, and I know something about bad ideas." Stewie said as he sets a cutaway.

Cutaway

We see Stewie in a bar with OJ Simpson.

"I'm telling you, Juice. She's screwing around behind your back. And, if I were in your Bruno Maglis, I wouldn't stand for it. Another mai tai? Thanks. So, listen…" Stewie offered him advice.

Cutaway End

"Here comes Scott!" Cheerleader 2 said as she tells her crew about Scott appears.

"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" Stewie said as he freaks out while Scotts pass by and smiles at them.

They All giggling as stewie brings out a tape-recorded to give a report.

"I have yet to discover the secret of their mind-control powers. Also, trying to comprehend their obsession with the homosexuals from 'NSYNC." Stewie said as he makes a note to himself to try to understand the cheerleaders' fixation with the "homosexuals" in the boy band 'N Sync.

As we join Frank and Peter walking towards Cleveland and Frank's Brother Menma working on their motorcycles.

"Hey, Cleveland, Menma, you two got a minute? I really need to talk to both of you." Peter said as Frank walk next to Menma.

"Sure. I was just going for a ride. Hop on." Cleveland said as they hop on the motorcycles.

"So, I found out we have black ancestors. Frank said siting in back of the Menma's motorcycle.

"Is that right? That means that I'm Black as Well, that's fantastic, Guys." Menma said as he drives his motorcycle.

"Yeah, but see, the problem is we got no idea how to be black...except for not smiling when we get our pictures taken." Peter said as he explain the rest of their problems.

"Well, Peter. It sounds like you should go out and mingle amongst your newly-found brethren. You know, absorb the culture. Wheelie time!" Cleveland said as they did a wheelies on their bikes.

As they Exuberant yelling and went on driving on the road.

"You know, you're right, Cleveland and Menma. Me and Frank should be hanging around more black people like ourselves. Thanks." Peter said as they reach light stop the biker vive rate.

"Hey! Peter, what the..." Cleveland said as he feels Peter dick.

"It's the vibration." Peter said his answer.

We join Frank and Peter watches a comedian who makes jokes about Jheri curl, an oily, glossy hairstyle worn by African Americans in the 1980s.

"Who here used to wear a lot of Jheri Curl? Yeah, that's right. Y'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened. Some brother just fell in the ocean." Black Comedian said the Joke as everyone black people in the audience was laughs at the Joke.

"God! I remember that. And all those seals died. It was all over the news. The Channel 2 news with Dan Rather. Although, I think Connie Chung might have been substituting for him." Peter said as he accidently ruin the joke and piss off everyone in the audience.

"Well, 'bout time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail. I like your hat. Can't get out that way." Frank said as he and peter are leave while trying to avoid everyone's stairs.

As the Alarm rings by accident by Frank and Peter.

"Found the emergency exit." Peter said from outside the background.

As we join the duo at The university of Quahog, they were in African American studies class, The professor mentions Thurgood Marshall's 1967 appointment to the Supreme Court.

"1967 was the same year that Thurgood Marshall was named to the Supreme Court of the United States." Professor said

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!" Peter responds by "whooping," in a manner similar to audience members on The Arsenio Hall Show.

"Well, I should probably be saddling up now." Peter said as they walk away while trying to avoid everyone's stairs.

As the Alarm were rings, they were accidently turn on by Peter and Frank.

"Oh, found the fire door!" Peter said out of the background.

Now we join stewie at the bathroom looking at his weight.

"Look at how fat you are. You disgust me! Oink oink, fatty! Oh, yes, yes, you'll take butter on that English muffin, won't you? Because you're the cheerleading squad's token blimp. You don't deserve to eat." Stewie said as he puts his finger in his throut then rush to the toilet to vomit his weight.

Now we join Frank, Frank Jr and Peter with Cleveland at a meeting in the Quahog African American League.

"Hey, thanks for bringing us here, Cleveland." Peter said as he is glad to be here with Black people.

"I hope they don't remember what Grandpa did when he turn into a feminist!" Frank Jr said as they don't chase them for what peter did in "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar!"

"Welcome. For our first order of business I believe Brother Cleveland has an announcement." Man said as he pass to Cleveland to make his announcement.

"Yesterday, I received reparations from the family that enslaved my ancestors." Cleveland said as he received reparations from the family that enslaved my ancestors

"Amen! Right on!" Crowd shouted.

"Now, the family has become poor white trash since then. So they only gave what they could-this tray of scrumptious Rice Krispie Treats. I share them with all of you in the hopes that one day your wounds may be healed as well." Cleveland said as he pass over the Rice Krispie Treats to everyone starting with his Nephew, Frank Jr.

"Amen. Right on." Crowd cheered as one black spots Frank, Frank Jr and Peter.

"Why is he taking one?" Man:

Cleveland: Oh, this guys are my friends, Frank G Mallque, His son Frank G Mallque Jr and his father in law, Peter Griffin. They recently discovered that they were black.

"He doesn't look very black to me." Man 2 said as Frank Jr Trying to convince the group of black men that He and his father and grandfather were one of them, They borrows heavily from a speech by 1972 Democratic presidential candidate George McGovern. However, instead of referencing various incidents in the civil rights movement, they mentions episodes of 1970s/1980s sitcoms with black characters

"Gentlemen, please, please. Judge me not by the color of my skin. For I have always been there with you. I was there when George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side." Frank Jr said as he referencing The Jeffersons.

"Oh, hallelujah! Those were happy times! But, I was also there for the bad times. When Florida lost James to that tragic auto accident." Frank said as he referencing Good Times.

"And I was there when Tootie got those terribly painful braces! Oh, yes! And when Arnold Jackson got beat up by the Gooch, I was there." Peter said as he referencing The Facts of Life and Diff'rent Strokes.

"So before you decide that I don't belong here, remember this-We were there!" Frank Jr said as the Crowd cheering, they also took photographs

"Way to go, Peter! You tell it like it is!" Cosby Kid name Dumb Donald said as Frank, Frank Jr and Peter were cheered on by the junkyard gang from the cartoon Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, although the title character is not among them but with John and Tyler dress as Fat Albert.

Now we join the rest of the Mallque and Griffin as they were visited by Carter and Barbara Pewterschmidt.

"Now, Chris, this one's for you. What's the secret to happiness?" Carter asked Chris about the secret to happiness.

"Money!" Chris said as he got right.

"Very good. Babs, give him a caramel." Carter said as Barbara gives Chris a caramel. He then ran up a tree and he ate the caramel like a squirrel.

"Hey hey hey." Frank Jr said his greeting as fat albert, he and peter and Frank enter their home.

"Hey, Lois, what are your parents doing here?" Peter asked her on why her parents are here.

"Oh, they surprised us with a visit after I told them about your recent discovery." Lois said as they enter the room.

"Yes. Peter, Frank, we hear you're both Negros now." Barbara said as she now knows that Frank and Peter are black now.

"Yep. I even got my own posse. Hey, Big Dog, T-Bone, Shades, you guys go make yourself some sandwiches. We'll hook up later." Peter said as his posse leave toward the kitchen.

"My jacket's in the kitchen; please don't write on it." Carter said to them not to touch his jacket.

"Well, I think Frank Jr, Chris, Persephone and Meg should know the Pewterschmidt side of their ancestry, too. Kids, did you know the Pewterschmidts were among the first to colonize America?" Carter said as he takes book on the Pewterschmidt family history.

"Now, kids, don't be taken in by The Man. Stay black and proud." Frank and Peter said that they should stay black in proud, not rich and white.

"Here's your ancestor Silas Pewterschmidt bartering with some local Indians." Carter said as his show a picture showing Silas is one of the first to colonize America. He bartered with Native Americans by holding a knife to a baby's throat in exchange for maize, as seen in a photo album.

"Cool." Chris said.

"And here's a picture of...oh, never mind that one." Carter said as he pass a page.

"Wait. What was that?" Peter asked him about the page that he skip.

"Oh, that was nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores." Carter said trying to make an excuses.

"You mean a slave! Let me see that! Oh, my God! It's Nate Griffin and Alex Mallque!" Peter said in shocked.

"Well, 'bout time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail." Carter said as he then rise up the couch to stretch.

"Grandma, your family owned my family and grandpa's family!" Frank Jr said in sadness.

"Daddy, is that true?" Lois asked her father if this historical event is true.

"Well, it appears so. Boy, this is pretty embarrassing!" Carter said.

"Yes, it is! And don't call me boy!" Peter said as he want his space.

"Peter, please calm down." Barbara said as she tries to calm peter down.

"Babs, I think it's time we went to bed. Things will look better in the morning. Come here, kids. Give Grandma and Grandpa a kiss goodnight." Carter said until he trips and rips off the curtains' and he accidently whips Peter.

"You can whip grandpa all you like, white devil, but you'll never break our spirit!" Frank Jr said it like a black man.

As Suspenseful music play, stewie was in the locker room.

"Damn! There must be some clue to the source of their mental-manipulation techniques." Stewie said as he looks in a locker and he start reading a book.

"Your Body and You." "Every four weeks for three to four days it's entirely normal for every young woman to..." Stewie reading aloud.

"Oh, my God! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life! Ugh!" Stewie said as he heard some noise as he hides in said locker.

"That totally sucked. You guys call yourselves cheerleaders? Well, I call you cheer-losers!" Cindi said as she complain that her team are bunch of losers.

"This Cindi is definitely the alpha of the group." Stewie said as he know that Cindi is the leader.

"And what happened with the pyramid? I almost broke my neck! Cindi said as she complains about breaking her neck.

"The pyramid! Of course! That must be the key to their power! Mission objective: Eliminate Cindi and take her place at the top of the pyramid." Stewie said as He concludes that the pyramid is their source of power, so he plots to get rid of Cindi to take her place at the top of the pyramid at the upcoming game.

"They're getting nude. No, I mustn't watch. It's not the proper thing to...I say! Nice ones, Jeanine. And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory. Heavens, it appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis." Stewie said as he gets horny as he notices that he is getting a boner.

As we join the family eating breakfast, as Frank Jr and Peter enter the room with new clothes.

"Good morning." Peter said his good mornings to everyone.

"Peter, Frank Jr, what on earth are you two wearing?" Lois asked them on what they are wearing.

"It's a dashiki. And don't call me Frank Jr. That's my slave name. From now on, call me Kichwa Tembo." Frank Jr said as he adopts a new name.

"Cool. And I'll be Mambutu O'Malley!" Chris said as he adopt a new name as well.

"Frank Jr..." Carter asked Frank Jr to come at the Living room.

"Kichwa!" Peter shouted Frank Jr's new name as he follows Frank Jr to the living room.

I'd like to have a word with you. Frank Jr, I think... Carter said as he tries to apologies to him since Frank Jr is his great grandchild.

"Kichwa!" Peter shouted Frank Jr's new name.

"Kichwa, we're both sensible men. There must be something I can do to make things right with you." Carter said as he tries to g

"Actually, there is. I want reparations just like Cleveland got." Frank Jr said as he demands reparations from Carter

"What the hell are you talking about?" Carter asked them on what they asking.

"We want an apology and some Rice Krispie Treats." Peter said.

"Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology and I'm assuming "Rice Krispie Treats" is black slang for money. So, here's $10,000. I expect you never to mention this ugly business again." Carter said who gives him $20,000 never to mention the matter again.

"$10,000?" Peter and Frank Jr said in shocked for getting a lot of money.

"Not enough? Fine. Make it $20,000. How do you spell Kichwa?" Carter said as he raised the price.

"Yeah, you know what? Screw the Kichwa. Make it out to Frank Jr. F-R-A-N..." Frank Jr said as he accepts the money.

Now we join in at channel 5 news with Tom tucker.

"This just in. Slave-owner descendent, Carter Pewterschmidt has paid $20,000-or 2,000,000 pennies-in reparations to a local black men. We now go live to the local black man." Tom Tucker said as he tunes in to Frank Jr and Peter give their announcement.

"Well, the money helps but I'll always feel my ancestors' pain." Frank Jr said what he said to the people.

"Hey, from down there does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?" Peter said as he makes a joke with bad taste.

Back at Griffin house

"Hey, Lois, come in here and see what I did with the money your dad gave me." Peter said as Lois enter the room.

"Oh, my God! You turned the den into Pee-Wee's Playhouse?" Lois said as she saw Peter squanders the money to convert the living room into a replica of Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Peter

C'mon get up!

Knock off your nappin'

It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen

There's a chair that freakin' talks, hey look!

There's some fish that give advice, holy crap!

It's screwy in Peter's Playhouse, heheheheh!

"Peter..." Lois said as she is piss off on Peter

"Wait. Watch this, watch this. Hey, Jambi! Okay, say it." Peter said as he convinces Brian to play the genie Jambi.

"Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney... God, I hate you so much." Brian said as he hates playing this guy.

"Peter, that reparation money should be going to a worthy black charity." Lois said as she try to convince him to use the money that frank Jr got should be going to a worthy black charity.

"Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in five minutes and I will not have you embarrass me." Peter said.

"You're acting ridiculous!" Lois shouted as everyone was screams when Lois says the "secret word".

"Aah! You said the secret word!" Peter said as the secret word was said by Lois.

As we join Peter and Frank drive on the road until they hears Sirens wailing.

"Uh-oh." Peter said as he pulls over as a Police Officer comes to the window.

"Hey, you're those black guys I saw on the news conference, ain't ya?" Police Officer asked them.

"Uh, yeah, that's Us." Peter said as the Police Officer made things that were racist.

"This is Car 15; I'm gonna need backup. I got a stolen vehicle here." Police Officer said as he made a fake report about their car being stolen.

"But this is our car." Frank said but it gets much worse.

"Suspect's getting belligerent." Police Officer said as he makes more fake reports about them.

"What?" Peter and Frank said in question.

"Officer down." Police Officer said as he falls on the floor, then Police cars surrounds them.

Now we join them at the quahog as Frank sees Jenny Murdock, who is a mellow version of Meg (Except she's skinnier, at the age of 21 and has a beautiful nose) She's related to the Pewtersmitz on the maiden side of the family, works as a secretary at the Quahog Police Department, she already meets Lois at the hospital in 'Emission: Impossible' though it's not shown.

"Hey frank, what happened?" Jenny asked what happened to him.

"We just found out that we are black and Peter squanders the money to convert the living room into a replica of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, which angers Lois and me as well!" Frank said as he kick peter in the balls.

"Hey!" Peter said in pain as they enter into the interrogation room.

"Wait that means my two daughters are black too! Maybe I should tell Frank about my girls being his daughters, maybe next time!" Jenney thought as she goes to her work.

Now we join Frank, Frank Jr with Cleveland at a meeting in the Quahog African American League.

"So, it's agreed. We'll keep on pretending to like pig's feet simply to confound the white man." Man said as peter enter the hall.

"Sorry I'm late, you guys. The white man was making me his bitch. What? Oh, oh, sorry, his biatch." Peter said as he look that everyone is piss off.

"Peter, we know about your selfish squandering of Frank Jr reparation money. I shared mine. You, however, have not let Frank Jr a chance to given nothing back to the community. Cleveland said as Frank told them since he doesn't want to be a part of being kick out by his people.

"That's not true. I've brought you the greatest gift of all. A child's laughter." Peter said as he laughing but nobody was laughing.

"Peter, I think you should go." Cleveland said as he tells him to leave.

"Yeah, I'm going." Peter said as he leaves the hall.

While Crowd cheering at the game, Peter is ostracized by both the black and white communities.

"Hi, guys. Hey, how's it going?" Peter said as he was ignore by the black people.

"Jeez, Lois, no one wants to sit with me. It's like I'm a freakin' leper. Hey, can we sit there?" Peter said as he was trying to seat next to leper.

"No, these are saved." Leper said as Peter was ignore by the Leper.

Meanwhile the cheerleaders were in a frieze.

"Where is Cindi?" Cheerleader asked her fellow cheerleader on where cindi was.

"I don't know, but she'd better show up soon. It's almost halftime." Cheerleader 2 said as the halftime was about to start.

While Stewie kidnaps Cindi, binds her with rope, covers her mouth with duct tape, and hides her in the men's bathroom.

"You know, Cindi, I'd feel worse about this if you didn't spell your name with that insufferable "i" at the end. And that cockadoodie smiley face you use to do it! You sicken me! I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you." Stewie said as he threatens her and calm her down from going to far.

In the bathroom, Frank Jr was piss at Peter for the reparation money, until they soon hallucinates about Nate and Alex

As Frank Jr and Peter yells fright while seeing their black ancestors in the mirror.

"Hello, Frank Jr and Peter." Nate Griffin said as he greets them.

"Alex Mallque and Nate Griffin! Oh, my God! You're haunting me because I've been a terrible black man!" Peter said in agony as Frank Jr ran around in fright.

"Frank Jr, Peter, you two gotta stop putting so much importance on race. I know I didn't." Nate Griffin said as he who teaches him not to matter that he has a black ancestor.

"You didn't?" Peter said in shocked.

"No. If I had, would I have slept with your white great-great-great-great granny?" Nate Griffin said as he explain that he was black, he should have sex with their white great-great-great-great granny.

"No, I guess not." Frank Jr said as he now knows better.

"That's right, and I wouldn't have slept with her fine sister neither." Nate Griffin said as he brags that he slept with their great-great-great-great granny's hot sexy sister.

"You see, the most important thing is how a man acts. You know what I'm getting at?" Alex mallque said it import to a man is how they act.

"You think I should do something good with that reparation money." Peter said as he should do something right for once with the money like Frank Jr wanted.

"That'd be mighty fine, Peter." Nate Griffin said as he is proud of his descendent.

"I guess you're right." Peter said as he has plan to work on.

"Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry my grandmother's ancestors made you suffer." Frank Jr said as his apologies to them about what Lois's ancestors made them suffer.

"Oh, don't worry about me. If it makes you feel any better, we peed in their cereal every morning." Nate Griffin said as they laugh.

"He, he, he, he, he!" they all Laugh together.

"Well, so long, Frank Jr and Peter." Ales and Nate said their goodbyes

"Wait! Before you go-what's Heaven like?" Peter asked them about heaven

"It's fine. There's a shortage of chairs." Nate Griffin said even in heaven there are still racists.

"Oh." Peter said.

"Yeah. Take it easy, Frank Jr and Peter." Nate Griffin said as he and Alex fade leaving Frank Jr and Peter reflection remain.

We join the cheerleaders at the game to start the halftime cheer.

"Okay, well, we're just gonna have to go on without her." Cheerleader said as they start the cheer with Stewie Dressed as Cindi, he takes her position on top of the pyramid.

Give me a "D!" Stewie shouted at the crowed.

"D!" All the people repeated what stewie said.

"All right, that's enough of that. Now, there's a large hunting knife under each one of your seats. On my command, I want you to..." Stewie said as he attempts to control the audience, telling them to stab each other with knives. The pyramid falls and Stewie drops the megaphone.

"You idiots! I had them! Cindi was right. We need a lot more work." Stewie said as he agreed with Cindi

"Excuse me. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. Listen, as many of you may know, I recently came into some money. Well, I don't really deserve it so me and my grandson decided to share it with our brothers!" Peter said as he picks it up the megaphone and announces to the audience that he realizes he made a mistake, and that he will be sharing the reparation money with his brothers, tossing the money onto the basketball court.

As Crowd cheering we see the black and white audience members grab the cash until Frank Jr stop the white audience members by shooting bullets in the celling.

"Okay drop the money, that's not yours" Frank Jr said threw the megaphone.

"Actually, we just meant the black guys." Peter said as the black audience members grab the money that the white people drop.

"Pops, that was very generous. Look how happy you've made everyone." Frank said as he and Lois rush in to hug both Frank Jr and Peter.

"Yeah, it just goes to show you, Lois." Peter said as he and Frank tell what they have learned.

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white. The only color that really matters is green." Frank Jr said that only money matters.

"Oh, Frank, Peter." Lois said as she kiss them.

"I wonder what happened to Cindi." Cheerleader asked her fellow cheerleader on where is cindi.

In the closing scene, Quagmire finds Cindi bound and gagged in the bathroom stall.

"Dear diary, Jackpot!" Quagmire said as he is delighted.

As the chapter ends with a Rap version of theme song!

Peter:

Seems today...

Backup Singers:

Seems today...

Peter:

That all you see...

Backup Singers:

That all you see...

Peter:

Is violence in movies...

Backup Singers:

Violence in movies...

Peter:

And sex on TV...

Backup Singers:

Sex on TV...

Peter:

But where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely?

Backup Singers:

Heeey...

Peter:

L-L-L-Lucky there's a Family Guy

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a Family Guy

Peter:

Lucky there's a

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a

Peter:

Lucky there's a

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a

Peter:

Lucky there's a Family Guy

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a Family Guy

Peter:

Lucky there's a

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a

Peter:

Lucky there's a

Backup Singers:

Lucky there's a

Peter:

He's

Backup Singer:

Come on!

Peter:

A...Fam...ily...

Peter and Backup Singers:

Guuuuuuuuuuy!

Backup Singer:

Indahouse!

Y'know!

Backup Singers:

Y'know! Y'know!

Chapter ends

I hope everyone enjoyed! This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for cutaways, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts, PM ideas. Also Doc X me if you want to help with scenes for next chapter because I need the ideas.