Black Widow is on a mission. What is it? Taking down Spyro and friends.


Spyro: So, you're the Spider guy, right?

Black Widow: I had the spider theme before he was in diapers.

Spyro: I'll take that as a "No" then.

Black Widow: Fury, I've found Spyro.

Spyro: How do you know my name?

Black Widow: SHIELD knows what they need to know.

Spyro: How do I know if I can trust you?

Black Widow: As a spy, I don't trust anyone.

Spyro: Come on, Natasha. Lighten up.

Black Widow: I'm looking for Cynder.

Spyro: Don't lay a hand on her!

Black Widow: The hard way it is then.

(If Spyro wins): I know you have trust issues, but you can trust me, Widow.

(If Black Widow wins): Fury? I'm bringing Spyro back to base.


Cynder: I know what it's like to be used as a weapon.

Black Widow: I don't need your sympathy.

Cynder: [sighs] And I thought we would bond over that.

Black Widow: The Red Room made me who I am.

Cynder: But they don't define who you are.

Black Widow: Conditioning is hard to break.

Cynder: I hope you can find happiness, Natasha.

Black Widow: I know a distraction when I see one, Cynder.

Cynder: Darn, I thought you wouldn't notice.

Black Widow: I'm looking for Spyro.

Cynder: If you want him, you're going to have to go through me!

Black Widow: You're both so protective of each other…

(If Cynder wins): We're similar, but I chose to leave my past behind; You embraced it.

(If Black Widow wins): When you come to, I have an offer to make you…


Hunter: My bird told me you were coming this way.

Black Widow: Am I losing my edge?

Hunter: No, just don't underestimate my animal friends.

Black Widow: You remind me of Clint.

Hunter: Isn't it dangerous to use your real names on a mission?

Black Widow: Not if the target is eliminated first.

Hunter: You're Spider-Woman, right?

Black Widow: Jess is on maternity leave at the moment.

Hunter: Ah. Good for her, then.

Black Widow: SHIELD could use more people like you.

Hunter: Don't you already have Hawkeye?

Black Widow: I meant those willing to do what is necessary for the greater good.

(If Hunter wins): I've felt worse bites from actual spiders. Those darts were nothing to me.

(If Black Widow wins): You'll need more than a bow to make it in this world.


Bianca: Are you going to double cross me, Natasha?

Black Widow: Depends. Are you on our side?

Bianca: Then I have nothing to worry about.

Black Widow: I lost a good friend to a magician once.

Bianca: Trust me, I'm nothing like Loki.

Black Widow: Then prove it.

Bianca: I don't think "Black Widow" suits you.

Black Widow: What would you suggest, then?

Bianca: How about "Scary Russian Lady?"

Black Widow: Tell me where Hunter is?

Bianca: What do you want with him?

Black Widow: Looks like I'll have to force it out of you.

(If Bianca wins): Geez, and I thought the Sorceress was intimidating…

(If Black Widow wins): You need to rely less on that wand of yours, Bianca.


Pop Fizz: Where did you come from?

Black Widow: Fury, I've found the target.

Pop Fizz: Uh oh. Time for a fight!

Black Widow: The sun's getting real low, big guy.

Pop Fizz: … What are you doing?

Black Widow: Damn it. Not Bruce.

Pop Fizz: Could I offer you one of my potions?

Black Widow: A spy never takes drinks from others.

Pop Fizz: Oh well. It was worth a shot.

Black Widow: What are you?

Pop Fizz: I'm Pop Fizz!

Black Widow: I don't get paid enough for this.

(If Pop Fizz wins): That was weird. Oh well I win!

(If Black Widow wins): It's always the crazy ones that are hardest to take down.


Drobot: Target identified as Natasha Romanoff.

Black Widow: Fury, it's got facial recognition technology.

Drobot: State your purpose or prepare to be eliminated.

Black Widow: I've faced enough robots to know how to defeat you.

Drobot: I am more than machine, Black Widow.

Black Widow: I've faced cyborgs as well, Drobot.

Drobot: Your tech is no match for my armor.

Black Widow: I don't need my weapons to defeat you.

Drobot: Engaging defensive protocol.

Black Widow: Fury, Ultron has got his hands on a dragon.

Drobot: False. I am of my own creation.

Black Widow: Put the other Avengers on standby. I'm going in.

(If Drobot wins): Your tactics were no match for my technology.

(If Black Widow wins): Fury? Get the scientists down here. There's some new tech on the black market…


The super spy has come and gone. Next time: we finish the Avengers line-up with Hawkeye!