He's just a guy with arrows, but he's here to take on Spyro anyway.


Spyro: Are you this realm's Hunter?

Hawkeye: Who? The name's Clint Barton.

Spyro: Nice to meet you. I'm Spyro.

Hawkeye: A dragon? Now I've seen everything.

Spyro: Iron Man said you've faced them before.

Hawkeye: Sorry, giant monsters are above my pay grade.

Spyro: From your name, I'm guessing you have super sight.

Hawkeye: Nope. I'm mostly deaf, though.

Spyro: Oh, sorry about that.

Hawkeye: Spyro, want to help out with target practice?

Spyro: Sure. What do you need me to do?

Hawkeye: Just stand still so I can aim.

(If Spyro wins): Don't you humans have more advanced weaponry than arrows?

(If Hawkeye wins): Wow. I didn't think I'd win that!


Cynder: Hunter?

Hawkeye: Why do all of you guys mistake me for him?

Cynder: Sorry about that!

Hawkeye: So, you used to work for the bad guys too?

Cynder: I try to put my past behind me.

Hawkeye: Don't we all.

Cynder: Clint, how are the kids?

Hawkeye: They've been asking when Aunt Cynder will come over.

Cynder: I'll make time after this.

Hawkeye: Look over there!

Cynder: Is that your best tactic?

Hawkeye: Darn it. So close.

(If Cynder wins): You might want to stick to being a family man, Clint.

(If Hawkeye wins): You remind me of Natasha. The kids think so too.


Hunter: So, humans use arrows as well.

Hawkeye: We've been using them longer than you have, cat man.

Hunter: Why do I seriously doubt that?

Hawkeye: So, you must be the Hunter that I've heard about.

Hunter: Yes, that's my name.

Hawkeye: Oh, I thought that was your hero name.

Hunter: Time to test our skills.

Hawkeye: May the best man win.

Hunter: Agreed.

Hawkeye: Where have I seen you before…

Hunter: Oh? You recognize me?

Hawkeye: Right! You're one of those Thundercats, right?

(If Hunter wins): My arrows flew true. Good match, Clint.

(If Hawkeye wins): I can now say that I am the best archer in two worlds.


Bianca: Hunter!?

Hawkeye: Why does everyone say that to me?

Bianca: Don't worry, I'll fix this!

Hawkeye: Cheetahs, bunnies, dragons… what else is there?

Bianca: We've got penguins, monkeys, kangaroos, and yetis!

Hawkeye: Great. Even more I have to deal with.

Bianca: Clint, I heard that you used to work for the bad guys as well.

Hawkeye: If you ever need anyone to talk about, I'm here for you.

Bianca: [laughs] thanks, Hawkeye.

Hawkeye: Sorry lady, but Tony's party is over.

Bianca: What are you talking about?

Hawkeye: Looks like we got a crasher, then.

(If Bianca wins): Maybe I should introduce you to Hunter after this.

(If Hawkeye wins): I've faced magicians before. Not a big fan.


Pop Fizz: Flameslinger? Is that you!?

Hawkeye: [sighs] Oh well, at least I wasn't mistaken for-

Pop Fizz: Oh wait, you're this world's Hunter, right?

Hawkeye: What exactly are you?

Pop Fizz: I'm Pop Fizz!

Hawkeye: And I thought dragons would be the weirdest thing I see today.

Pop Fizz: Time for a fight!

Hawkeye: Couldn't we just talk about this?

Pop Fizz: To late!

Hawkeye: I'll never get what Spyro sees in you.

Pop Fizz: Hey, I always stick up for my friends.

Hawkeye: The Hulk is more reliable than you.

(If Pop Fizz wins): I've fought Hunter before. This was nothing!

(If Hawkeye wins): I think I need to lay down and think about what just happened…


Drobot: Target identified as Clint Barton.

Hawkeye: At least someone recognizes me!

Drobot: Activating Hunter countermeasures.

Hawkeye: Guys, I think Ultron is back.

Drobot: Ultron is but a robot. I am more than machine.

Hawkeye: That's not exactly comforting.

Drobot: Your primitive arrows are no match for my armor.

Hawkeye: I've taking out robots, you know.

Drobot: That is not an accurate measurement of my power.

Hawkeye: A dragon in armor? What, do you have lasers too?

Drobot: Charging laser vision.

Hawkeye: Me and my big mouth.

(If Drobot wins): Statistically, this battle was over before it was won.

(If Hawkeye wins): I've fought robots and dragons, but a robot dragon? That's a whole other thing.


And thus, all of the Avengers have been assembled. Next time: We swing into a new group of characters!