Like a streak of light, Spider-Man arrives just in time!


Spyro: Who are you?

Spider-Man: I'm the spectacular Spider-Man!

Spyro: Sorry, never heard of you.

Spider-Man: No way! You're a dragon!

Spyro: Stay focused kid.

Spider-Man: Wait 'til Mr. Stark hears about this!

Spyro: What's your motivation, Pete?

Spider-Man: My Uncle Ben's words: with great power, there must also come great responsibility.

Spyro: He sounds like a wise man that I know…

Spider-Man: Hey Spyro, can I run a field test with you?

Spyro: I'm always up for a little target practice, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Time to see if my flame-retardant webbing works.

(If Spyro wins): I know what it's like to be a young hero. Don't ever give up, kid.

(If Spider-Man wins): I've gotta tell Miles about this adventure.


Cynder: Hey, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man: Woah, the dragon knows me!?

Cynder: That guy on the news doesn't think very highly of you. Prove him wrong.

Spider-Man: Wait, do I know you from anywhere?

Cynder: I don't think so…

Spider-Man: Wait, I got it! You're the dragon lady from that old cartoon, right?

Cynder: I can't believe Tony sent a kid to fight me.

Spider-Man: hey, I can hold my own!

Cynder: I have a problem with child soldiers. It's personal…

Spider-Man: Where's the teacher?

Cynder: I am the teacher.

Spider-Man: [gulps] Go easy on me, Ms. Dragon lady.

(If Cynder wins): I'm going to have to talk with Tony about this…

(If Spider-Man wins): Yikes. And I thought Venom was the scariest guy I've faced…


Hunter: By your costume, I'm guessing you're Spider-Boy.

Spider-Man: Actually, I'm Spider-Man.

Hunter: Hmmm… No, I'm pretty sure you're too young to be a man.

Spider-Man: Were you bitten by a radioactive cheetah?

Hunter: No, I was born this way.

Spider-Man: Oh, tough break.

Hunter: Iron Man sent me to pick you up.

Spider-Man: Tell Mr. Stark that I don't need a baby-sitter.

Hunter: Looks like diplomacy has failed here.

Spider-Man: So, you're best friends with Spyro, right?

Hunter: Have you met him?

Spider-Man: I might have accidentally webbed him up earlier.

(If Hunter wins): These superheroes keep getting more colorful.

(If Spider-Man wins): Hawkeye is a better shot than you.


Bianca: Prepare to be amazed!

Spider-Man: I already have villain that uses illusions.

Bianca: Darn it. He's cramping my style.

Spider-Man: Were you bitten by a radioactive bunny?

Bianca: Were you bitten by a radioactive human?

Spider-Man: Touché.

Bianca: Your world relies a lot on technology.

Spider-Man: Us humans have made a lot of great things, huh?

Bianca: I'm still trying to get why you don't use portal transport more often.

Spider-Man: This is the part why everyone jumps out and yells "Surprise!" right?

Bianca: Uh… what?

Spider-Man: So, you're not throwing me a surprise party, then.

(If Bianca wins): Such strange heroes this world has.

(If Spider-Man wins): I've fought a rabbit villain before. This was only slightly weirder than that.


Pop Fizz: Oh-oh, let me guess! A lab accident gave you powers, right?

Spider-Man: how did you know!?

Pop Fizz: Just a lucky guess!

Spider-Man: Are you one of those monsters from that old movie?

Pop Fizz: Uh… I'm just gonna get ready to fight.

Spider-Man: Rule number one- don't feed them after midnight.

Pop Fizz: Hey, Spider-Guy! Where's the best place to get some volatile chemicals?

Spider-Man: You could try Horizon- and I shouldn't have told you that.

Pop Fizz: Thanks for the help!

Spider-Man: Hey Smurf, look over here?

Pop Fizz: Who the heck are you?

Spider-Man: [sighs] I'm Spider-Man, the hero that's about to kick your butt.

(If Pop Fizz wins): Now to see if I can replicate your powers with a potion of my own…

(If Spider-Man wins): Once again my knowledge of movies aids me.


Drobot: Target identified as Peter Parker.

Spider-Man: Dude! Secret identities!

Drobot: Correction. Target identified as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: You're a dragon with robot armor. That's awesome!

Drobot: I could build you your own armor after this.

Spider-Man: I've already got one of those. Now, if I could get my own giant robot…

Drobot: The media of this world does not paint you in a positive light.

Spider-Man: [sighs] That's JJJ for you. Always on my case.

Drobot: I will see if we can increase your positive reputation.

Spider-Man: Drobot, can I ask you a question?

Drobot: State your purpose.

Spider-Man: I… might have accidentally activated one of your inventions. Do you know how to turn it off?

(If Drobot wins): Your data will be used for further research of this world.

(If Spider-Man wins): "Spider-Man Fights Robot Dragon." Now that's a headline for the Bugle.


The friendly neighborhood hero has come to fight. Next Time: our first villain crashes the party!