So… I found this in my documents today. Don't know where it came from so… here you go!
Spyro: Wait… Spider-Man?
Deadpool: Do I look like a Spider-Man to you?
Spyro: I guess that answers my question.
Deadpool: Hey Spyro, having trouble with the trolley?
Spyro: What does that even mean?
Deadpool: Oh, sorry, I thought you were from the good Spyro games.
Spyro: Deadpool, we need to have a talk?
Deadpool: Can we get chimichangas first?
Spyro: Do you ever take anything seriously!?
Deadpool: So, how's the Netflix series doing?
Spyro: Why does everything you say never make any sense.
Deadpool: Not the rabid dog version either.
(If Spyro wins): That was one of the weirdest fights I've ever had.
(If Deadpool wins): Hey player, I just kicked your purple dragon's ass!
Cynder: You're just as annoying as Sparx.
Deadpool: At least I'm not voiced by David Spade!
Cynder: At least Sparx makes sense with his annoyances.
Deadpool: Oh look, the resident dragon edge lord.
Cynder: Your anti-hero shtick isn't any better.
Deadpool: Let's compare blades. I'll show you mine if show yours first!
Cynder: What snarky remark is Deadpool going to make today?
Deadpool: Ah, you know me so well.
Cynder: And I wish I didn't.
Deadpool: So, have you and Spyro 'done it' yet?
Cynder: Deadpool!
Deadpool: What? I just want to know for my fanfiction.
(If Cynder wins): I will never complain about Sparx again.
(If Deadpool wins): Eh, I preferred Elora/Spyro over Cynder/Spyro anyway.
Hunter: My target is in sight.
Deadpool: Good luck with that, Green Arrow.
Hunter: My name is Hunter.
Deadpool: Sorry sir, but the Furry convention is the other way.
Hunter: I'm sorry… what?
Deadpool: And take your playboy bunny with you.
Hunter: You're one of those X-Men, right?
Deadpool: Wrong! I'm part of my own better team, X-Force.
Hunter: Isn't that kind of derivative?
Deadpool: And now, Hawkeye's Halloween costume!
Hunter: Why does everyone say I'm Hawkeye?
Deadpool: It's not my fault the developers decided to make you a semi-clone.
(If Hunter wins): It's telling when Pop Fizz makes more sense than you.
(If Deadpool wins): Take this DeviantArt OC out of here!
Bianca: Hunter told me about you.
Deadpool: All good things, right?
Bianca: He said that Sparx was more quiet.
Deadpool: What's up, Lola Bunny?
Bianca: Who?
Deadpool: Damn it. I thought I was on set for the Space Jam sequel.
Bianca: I heard that you had a daughter.
Deadpool: Sorry, but that storyline got retconned.
Bianca: That… doesn't even remotely answer my question.
Deadpool: Z pattern, attack twice!
Bianca: Is that a spell of some kind?
Deadpool: No, I'm just reminding the player of my level 3 hyper combo.
(If Bianca wins): How do Wolverine and Cable deal with this guy?
(If Deadpool wins): Hah, I didn't even need a Holy Hand Grenade to punt this rabbit!
Pop Fizz: What's black and red all over?
Deadpool: A charred corpse?
Pop Fizz: … No, you're costume. Ew.
Deadpool: Great, I have to deal with the trash-landers?
Pop Fizz: Hey! Don't make fun of the Skylanders!
Deadpool: I have better things to spend my money on than plastic, than you very much.
Pop Fizz: I could make you a potion to fix your skin.
Deadpool: The Marvel execs will just have it changed back next story line.
Pop Fizz: You think there are people controlling our lives too!?
Deadpool: Man, I miss my other textboxes.
Pop Fizz: You hear voices too!?
Deadpool: Did we just become best friends? [laughs] Sike!
(If Pop Fizz wins): Is this how Spyro and the others feel around me?
(If Deadpool wins): I banish thee to Netflix hell!
Drobot: Target identified as Wade Wilson.
Deadpool: Target identified as future scrap metal.
Drobot: Sensors indicate high-levels of sarcasm.
Deadpool: They're sending Spyro recolors after me now?
Drobot: You will find that there are many differences between myself and Spyro.
Deadpool: Just because you have a different moveset, doesn't make you an original idea!
Drobot: Why does Cable allow a mental unstable person like you wander free?
Deadpool: Sure, the guy that can see the Fourth Wall is crazy, sure.
Drobot: I will need to analyze this "Fourth Wall" you speak of.
Deadpool: Are you the Spyro version of Cable?
Drobot: I am Drobot, technical genius of the Team Spyro.
Deadpool: Did Skynet send you kill John Connor too?
(If Drobot wins): Adding "Deadpool" to my list of potential annoyances.
(If Deadpool wins): My gun beat your lasers, the end!
I'll need to repair the Fourth Wall after Deadpool just broke it. Next time: Cap's sidekick takes aim!
