So… I found this in my documents today. Don't know where it came from so… here you go!


Spyro: Wait… Spider-Man?

Deadpool: Do I look like a Spider-Man to you?

Spyro: I guess that answers my question.

Deadpool: Hey Spyro, having trouble with the trolley?

Spyro: What does that even mean?

Deadpool: Oh, sorry, I thought you were from the good Spyro games.

Spyro: Deadpool, we need to have a talk?

Deadpool: Can we get chimichangas first?

Spyro: Do you ever take anything seriously!?

Deadpool: So, how's the Netflix series doing?

Spyro: Why does everything you say never make any sense.

Deadpool: Not the rabid dog version either.

(If Spyro wins): That was one of the weirdest fights I've ever had.

(If Deadpool wins): Hey player, I just kicked your purple dragon's ass!


Cynder: You're just as annoying as Sparx.

Deadpool: At least I'm not voiced by David Spade!

Cynder: At least Sparx makes sense with his annoyances.

Deadpool: Oh look, the resident dragon edge lord.

Cynder: Your anti-hero shtick isn't any better.

Deadpool: Let's compare blades. I'll show you mine if show yours first!

Cynder: What snarky remark is Deadpool going to make today?

Deadpool: Ah, you know me so well.

Cynder: And I wish I didn't.

Deadpool: So, have you and Spyro 'done it' yet?

Cynder: Deadpool!

Deadpool: What? I just want to know for my fanfiction.

(If Cynder wins): I will never complain about Sparx again.

(If Deadpool wins): Eh, I preferred Elora/Spyro over Cynder/Spyro anyway.


Hunter: My target is in sight.

Deadpool: Good luck with that, Green Arrow.

Hunter: My name is Hunter.

Deadpool: Sorry sir, but the Furry convention is the other way.

Hunter: I'm sorry… what?

Deadpool: And take your playboy bunny with you.

Hunter: You're one of those X-Men, right?

Deadpool: Wrong! I'm part of my own better team, X-Force.

Hunter: Isn't that kind of derivative?

Deadpool: And now, Hawkeye's Halloween costume!

Hunter: Why does everyone say I'm Hawkeye?

Deadpool: It's not my fault the developers decided to make you a semi-clone.

(If Hunter wins): It's telling when Pop Fizz makes more sense than you.

(If Deadpool wins): Take this DeviantArt OC out of here!


Bianca: Hunter told me about you.

Deadpool: All good things, right?

Bianca: He said that Sparx was more quiet.

Deadpool: What's up, Lola Bunny?

Bianca: Who?

Deadpool: Damn it. I thought I was on set for the Space Jam sequel.

Bianca: I heard that you had a daughter.

Deadpool: Sorry, but that storyline got retconned.

Bianca: That… doesn't even remotely answer my question.

Deadpool: Z pattern, attack twice!

Bianca: Is that a spell of some kind?

Deadpool: No, I'm just reminding the player of my level 3 hyper combo.

(If Bianca wins): How do Wolverine and Cable deal with this guy?

(If Deadpool wins): Hah, I didn't even need a Holy Hand Grenade to punt this rabbit!


Pop Fizz: What's black and red all over?

Deadpool: A charred corpse?

Pop Fizz: … No, you're costume. Ew.

Deadpool: Great, I have to deal with the trash-landers?

Pop Fizz: Hey! Don't make fun of the Skylanders!

Deadpool: I have better things to spend my money on than plastic, than you very much.

Pop Fizz: I could make you a potion to fix your skin.

Deadpool: The Marvel execs will just have it changed back next story line.

Pop Fizz: You think there are people controlling our lives too!?

Deadpool: Man, I miss my other textboxes.

Pop Fizz: You hear voices too!?

Deadpool: Did we just become best friends? [laughs] Sike!

(If Pop Fizz wins): Is this how Spyro and the others feel around me?

(If Deadpool wins): I banish thee to Netflix hell!


Drobot: Target identified as Wade Wilson.

Deadpool: Target identified as future scrap metal.

Drobot: Sensors indicate high-levels of sarcasm.

Deadpool: They're sending Spyro recolors after me now?

Drobot: You will find that there are many differences between myself and Spyro.

Deadpool: Just because you have a different moveset, doesn't make you an original idea!

Drobot: Why does Cable allow a mental unstable person like you wander free?

Deadpool: Sure, the guy that can see the Fourth Wall is crazy, sure.

Drobot: I will need to analyze this "Fourth Wall" you speak of.

Deadpool: Are you the Spyro version of Cable?

Drobot: I am Drobot, technical genius of the Team Spyro.

Deadpool: Did Skynet send you kill John Connor too?

(If Drobot wins): Adding "Deadpool" to my list of potential annoyances.

(If Deadpool wins): My gun beat your lasers, the end!


I'll need to repair the Fourth Wall after Deadpool just broke it. Next time: Cap's sidekick takes aim!