Hello everyone. Laypselgod is here. Maybe you heard of me, I wrote my first fanfic about South Park. However, this time I'll be making a brand new story and hopefully I will make it complete. I really like fanfics with Naruto and I thought, hey, why don't I write one. And here I am writing my first Naruto crossover. I think it will be good crossover with BATIM. I hope you will enjoy reading this chapter. I don't own Naruto or BATIM. They belong to their rightful owners!

"Hi"- talking.

'Damn it'- thoughts.

"Die"- shouting/demon talking.

"A crap"- mentally shouting/demon thinking.

"Inku no sutairu: Tōei jutsu"- jutsus.


Chapter 1: Prologue.

Seven years ago, in the Elemental Nations the great Kyubi no Kitsune attacked the Hidden Leaf village. Many ninja and civilians were fallen in the attack. The retired Sandaime Hokage was leading the operation, however all of the attempts of the ninjas were useless agains the mighty beast.

"Lord Sandaime, we can not stop this thing, we have to retreat!" - said one of the Konoha ninjas to the old man.

"No" - said Hiruzen. "We have to hold it a little longer until the Yondaime gets here!"

The battle was endless, until the giant puff of smoke appeared right in front of Kyubi. Once the smoke was gone, all people gasped and screamed in joy. Standing in front of the fox was a giant, red frog, wearing a blue kimono shirt with the giant sword. In its mouth was a giant smoking pipe. On top of its head was the hero the villagers were waiting: the Yondaime Hokage! However, even he knew, that no one can kill the beast, because of its immortality. The only way was to stop it was, to seal it in the human body. So in the last moment of his life the Yondaime sealed the beast inside a newborn baby.

Nobody of the ninjas didn't know, that their hero was crying, while sealing the beast. You wondering: why? Well, the reason was completely tragic: he sealed the Kyubi in his own son. Yondaime believed, that his son will be seen as the hero, oh, how wrong he was!

In the end, the village hero died in sealing process and his son was found by the Sandaime.

This is his story. The tragic and scary story of Naruto Uzumaki.


(Seven years later, after Kyubi attack)

In the village Konohagakure no Sato at the October 10th, was the official festival of Kyubi's defeat. Every person was happily spending time with their friends or family. Everything seemed normal, but not every person was happy.

One was our hero: Naruto Uzumaki, son of the Yondaime Hokage and the jinchuruki of Kyubi no Kitsune. The reason was, that villagers didn't seen him as the hero, as Yondaime wished, no those blind bastards seen him as Kyubi reincarnation. Every time in his birthday, in which the same day was the festival, villagers and several ninjas went on the so-called 'fox hunt', just to kill the poor boy. They were blind by their anger towards Kyubi, because in that day most of them lost their friends and some of them lost their families. Poor kid didn't even know, why are they angry at him, always asking questions 'why are they angry at me?', 'what did I do?'. The reason, why everything was kept in secret, because the Sandaime, the current hokage, knew, that the boy might not handle the truth or his fathers enemies might try to kidnap him. The old man even made the rule, which said, that no one can tell Naruto the truth or the punishment will be death. Despite the law, the villagers still tried to kill the boy. And one day they crossed the line.

At the age of 7 young Naruto was running from the villagers, with their attempts to kill him. He tried to lose them in the village and hide in his home, that the Hokage left to him, but all that was useless. Naruto couldn't escape from attackers in the village, so he tried to lose them in the forest outside. Running for several hours, he was exhausted, panting heavily, he stopped near the reaver in the forest. While he stops he thought: "What do they want? What have I done to them, and what should I do?".

However, his thoughts were interrupted by the villagers, who were shouting:

"There he is"

"You can't escape now,demon!"

"We will finish what Yondaime started"

"Time to die, demon brat"

Naruto was panicking. He didn't know what to do. He tries to think of the plan, but his thoughts were interrupted by an unknown and horrible pain in his body. Naruto looked at his body and you could see the look of horror on his face. His stomach was implied by three long katanas and there was kunai, that was thrown right into his heart. Looking at this, Naruto could fell, he is loosing strength and consciousness, everything is started to go black and the last thing he saw, was villagers cheering in joy, for killing the demon brat. With his last breath he fall in the river, dead.

The hokage and his ANBU squad arrived in the scene too late. When they arrived at the river, the old man could see the bastards, that were chasing Naruto, but no Naruto nearby. Fearing the worst he shouted: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

The villagers stopped cheering and were in fright of the hokage, feeling his KI, but one of the villagers was dumb enough to answer him with the smile:"We finally did it, Hokage-sama. We killed the demon brat, we finished what the fourth started, we ARE the heroes now. And now, we want our reward!"

The third was furious:'how dare they did that to the innocent child, they made a murder and they want a reward after that? Alright, I'll give them one'. With those thoughts, he went to the dumb villager and in the matter of seconds he cut his head of with kunai. All the other idiots were scared not only of the death of one of their man, but also of the large amount of KI from the hokage.

"ANBU"- shouted Hiruzen. "Take these bastards to Ibiki and Anko, and tell them to torture these pieces of trash the most cruel way that is!"

Everyone, even the ANBU went pale, behind their masks, they knew that the third was protective over Naruto, but this was pure rage. They almost thought they seen Shinigami in human form, but the rules are the rules. They took the screaming villagers, who were begging for mercy and shushined themselves with them to the prison cells.

The Sandaime was left alone in the forest, where he was looking on the river with the sad look in his eyes. And in the second he was crying. He couldn't keep the promise to his friend and he couldn't protect his favorite knuckhead, that he saw as his own grandson. With that he thought: 'Forgive me, Minato, I couldn't protect Naruto. If you knew what they did, I'm sure you would slaughter every one of them.'


(Two days later, with Naruto's body)

Naruto's body was floating down the river, with no one noticing. Implied by several weapons and covered in blood, his body floated in the unknown direction, until it stopped in the beach. Once the body was on the beach lying on it's shoulder, an unknown, not human figure looked at the body. The figure was small, with the round head, oval body and very thin arms and legs. But the weirdest thing was, that the figure has horns, not big, but still. It looked like a little devil. The figure than come to the body and turned it with his arm. You could see, that it was wearing big, white gloves with only four fingers. It looked at Naruto's body with interest and than said with rough but childish voice: "What do we have here, a dead child. I may be like killing, but I would never hurt a child. Who could have done this? No matter I will take him home, than we can get some answers."

The figure then took Naruto's body and took it deep in the darkness.

End of the chapter.


Okey, folks now you have it. The first chapter. And I know there are several questions: 'Who was that figure?' 'Where did it take Naruto?' 'What will happen to him?'. Find out in the next chapter.

Oh and by the way, write in the comments who you would like to see in Naruto's harem. But I will tell you one of this girls will be Hinata.

See ya later.