Ash woke up in the morning. He went into Pallet Town as he began his search for the perfect brides.
When suddenly he was stopped by a certain someone.
"Hey, you loser, stop right there!"
Ash silently stopped and turned around to see who was this person who dared to speak to him in such a disrespectful way.
It was the good-for-nothing Gary Oak, Ash's self-proclaimed rival who , however never managed to actually defeat Ash. He always annoyed Ash in their childhood by trying to be Ash's rival however he always failed in any competition against Ash.
What was he good for? Absolutely nothing! Nothing but a heartbreaker for the undertaker!
So Ash decided to teach Gary a lesson.
"Pikachu, Iron Tail."
"Blatoise, use-"
But Pikachu was faster. One of Pikachu's Iron tails was enough to send Gary and his Blastoise into the morning sky like shooting stars - they could really use a wish right now.
Ash continued his journey to find his wife.
Ash stopped at a cafe in Pallet town. He took out his laptop and switched it on. He decided to use the Internet to find himself a wife. He connected to the Wireless Network.
Ash searched for the most popular pokemon anime pairings on fanfiction-net. Then he picked those that involved females from Pallet Town, thus limiting him to two options - Ash x Delia and Ash x Daisy.
He almost vomited when he saw how popular the Ash x Delia pairing was and how much stories there were. He decided to stay away from that weird part of the Internet.
So the only viable option left was Ash x Daisy.
"Here I come, Daisy. The Master always gets what he wants." Ash said to himself in a badass manner as he was exiting the cafe.
Ash headed towards Prof. Oaks lab where Daisy might be located.
