Welcome back my sexual panthers.
DragonPony022: Rika will appear later, mostly to have closure with that particular string of the plot. And if we went straight into the fucking no one would have anything to look forward to :D.
redcake11: :D
Phoenix Paladin: No probs bob. You can name it. If it happens. I dunno, that's a nebulous zone in itself.
LL: Menma wants Leomon, fuck I want a Lemon, their hair is glorious.
Start!
Menma idly tugged at the gloves on his hands as he began pacing back and forth in the park, he'd been there for roughly an hour or so, Elecmon and Wanyamon had 'hatched' he was curious as to why the were 'birthed' at their current state, instead of spawning as babies. But that was pushed to the back of his mind as he was still stuck in quite the quandary.
"I'm still perplexed as to how this could work, Shu. Any ideas?" He questioned the DemiDevimon who was sitting on his head, the small creature hummed in thought for a moment, mulling over a few ideas.
"Well here's an idea, I dunno how plausible it could be but, most Virus types have a subroutine program in their core that absorbs traits from other Digimon. I've got it, Impmon may have had it. Pair that with the fact that my own subroutine, which is copied into your Digivice, interacted with his in a violent manner it sort of... grafted his code onto your body. Effectively making you a... digital human. I guess."
"That could be advantageous. Probably why I could absorb Hagurumon's data." Mumbled the youth. "The only issue I can see at this point is that I can't figure out how to change back. Then again if Digivolution applies to me as it does other Digital entities, I wouldn't mind being a Beelzemon. I wonder if since Impmon is outside of my Digivice normal rules apply to it or now that it's been integrated into me and the device that it's under the same rules? I'll have to see what happens as soon as I can gather enough data to force an evolution."
"This is slowly becoming quite the power fantasy. It could devolve into meaningless sex, mindless slaughtering of the innocent and the cornerstone of cheese, world domination." Menma breathed out a thick sigh as he finished speaking, Shu went stock still.
"We're not really gonna do that, are we boss?" Shu asked, that sounded like a preteens attempt at dark fantasy.
"Oh gods no, we're above that. Probably gonna go for the Chaotic Neutral approach, just do as I please without destroying other peoples lives." Menma shrugged, pulling out his Digivice once more, and going to his personal section, "Okay so... it says here I'm a level 18... oh that's amusing. Very well, Shu hop off." Doing as he was ordered Menma rolled his shoulders. "Alright everyone, watch the magic."
Menma's finger hovered over the confirmation button, "In for a penny in for a pound."
In a flash of light all those available to observe were given sight to the first human digivolution, "Impmon digivolves to!" Bellowed the youth as his eyes went white and his form was encompassed by the shining glow of evolution.
Purple was replaced by green, his hair went shock white and returned to its usual mane-like state, a pair of red and white horns shot forth from his forehead, along with long, tusk-like fangs from his top jaw, eyes turning slate grey and muscles bulging, shards of bone piercing the skin and turning into an iron grey colour. A black leather band spawned on his right arm whilst a red wrapping of cloth was wrapped around his left. A black kilt over a pair of leather-textured jeans and spiked boots.
No shirt though.
His telltale markings were still scrawled on his arms, now with a skull and crossbones on his left shoulder. "Ogremon." A wide, toothy grin and the newly Digivolved Champion, licking his chops the Champion lifted up a bone club. Rolling it around between his fingers before slamming it onto the ground.
"Not gonna lie, I'm exceptionally glad to be out of that mockery of a form. This isn't that much better but at least I don't have to say Bada Boom, that's got to be the dumbest name for an attack." The Ogremon yawned into his hand before parking his ass on the grass next to Patamon, "Whaddya reckon, better?"
"I'd say the hairstyles an improvement, Master." Patamon commented cheekily with a grin on its own.
"It is isn't it?" Menma pulled up his statistics again, "Just like you guys, I have to start from level 1 when I digivolve. I suppose the age+1 level was just a one time thing, ah well. I'm patient enough to work with this." He pulled a small notepad from his pocket along with a pen, "Let's see, with Function Call I can bring up roughly 3-5 Digimon at once of various levels in power... we'll use you as a focus point." He pointed at Patamon with his pen, the chunky little critter was curious with where this was going.
"Roughly 1-2 levels per fight and I can Call more in an instant, let's say it takes about 3-7 minutes per fight... alright rad. So with a few days of work at a time this should be a piece a piss to get strong enough to Digivolve again... speaking of." Menma scanned Patamon and tapped a few buttons, a branching menu opened up "Gatomon it is."
In a flash of light in place of the chubby, winged creature was a bipedal feline with big purple eyes and white fur. It had purple tufts on the ends of its ears, and a patterned tail with a golden band, finally it had yellow 'gloves' on its paws, and three black claws sticking out, which quickly sunk back into the paws after the evolution was complete.
"Ooh yay!" Cheered Gatomon, Menma reached down to pat the fluffy kitten on her head, yeah. That's why he didn't bother putting a gender to his internal addressing. Patamon was ambiguous enough that it could go either way, but Gatomon had the voice and the looks of a female.
"Soon Agnewomon... SOOON!"
The power of boners knows no end, nor bounds.
Then again bondage existed so perhaps it did know bounds.
"Food for thought to be sure." Muttered the Ogremon, scratching his chin in thought. "What was I doing? Oh right, Function Call." Several digital tears opened up and out poured three larger forms and half a dozen smaller ones.
"War has changed." Quoted the digital human with a mock tension to his voice. "Avengers Assemble!" Ordered the teen, Miya, Shu, Sol, Angel (Gatomon, original right?), Elecmon and Wanyamon were at his flank in a heartbeat.
"Speaking of, Miya guess who hit level 16~." Questioned the youth, Miya looked at him curiously as his finger tapped a few buttons and in doing so she was encompassed by a flash of light. What emerged was a nine tailed fox with a white and red bow... thing around her neck that ended with two golden caps. The yin-yang symbol had become emblazoned upon each of her shoulders, her thighs and her foreheads. Wispy white flames flickered from the tips of her tails ominously.
"Sol is almost strong enough to Digivolve. After this fight to be sure." Menma licked his chops and spun the club in his fingers once more, what emerged from the conjured Digital Field were three Champions, Seadramon, a long bodied leviathan-like creature with a golden skull, a pair of fins protruding from each side. With sea-blue skin and a white underbelly, strips of red dotted its body.
Tyrannomon, a large, bulky red t-rex with green, jagged shards rising from its spine, dark blue eyes and thick white claws, three on each hand and foot.
Nanimon, a rather hideous little creature. Looking like a mans head with arms and legs, a black pair of sunglasses, along with a thick goatee, eyebrows and armpit hair. The word 'Future' was tattooed onto its skull with an arrow pointing down. Red gloves and boots were all that it wore, thankfully though, it lack any form of genitalia.
Some of the smaller creatures were still quite powerful, from an evolutionary standpoint at least. Two PlatinumSukamons, effectively they were platinum coloured piles of shit with long red tongues and a mouth that went the entire way round their mid section, a pair of gangly looking arms emerging from the side.
A Bakemon, simply put, a ghost with large teeth and black eyes. Bakemon was one of the lesser interesting looking Digimon.
A Hackmon was hidden away in the fray. A small reptillian digimon with silver-white metal skin, and a long red cape tied around its neck, Hackmon was a quadroped and had fan-like spikes growing from the back of its skull, cerulean blue eyes took its foes in cautiously. Menma's keen eyes spotted it, scanning began immediately. He figured they wouldn't move until he did. Which served his business well enough, it seemed everyone was sizing everyone else up.
An Aquilamon was there, probably the other large figure he saw, looking like a bald eagle and a bull had a love child. A large white headed bird with black horns and sky blue eyes, Aquilamon was a pretty red looking creature.
The 'trash mobs' that filled out the ranks were mostly ones he'd already come across, Hagurumon, Betamon another Impmon funnily enough, and a Goblimon.
For those who need a refresher?
Goblimon, a goblin with a wooden mace. Commonly it is Ogremons lower form but in this case that's one of the options.
Betamon, a small fish-creature with an orange fin.
And Hagurumon a bunch of cogs with a face.
Begin!
Elecmon opened up with a Thunder Cloud zapping at the Betamon, Shu struck the Goblimon with Death Claw reducing it to Data instantly. Wanyamon shot Bubbles into the crowd disturbing the layout, Aquilamon shot forward only for Menma to leap up and Pummel Whack it out of the air and straight onto the ground, Miya's Dragon Wheel quickly followed up and sorted the Champion bird out, the pair absorbing its Data, Menma felt his strength burst rapidly to new heights.
"Well it makes sense the stronger the Digimon the more exp I get out of it. Suits me fine." Menma was honestly more surprised just how good that whack felt, very satisfactory.
Seadramon blasted Shu with a Hydro Water a wide stream of high pressured water to the chest, Shu took the brunt of it until he blasted it away with a flap of his wings, Angel flared with a gentle green light, "Aura!" Shu felt a flux of warmth flood his body, and his sustained wound was healed in an instant.
"Thank you, small one." Shu nodded to her, the cat pouted before rushing after their Master. Menma had broken the line and effectively golf-swing Hagurumon into the next dimension, and then using the inertia from the blow following up with a Pummel Whack directly into Goblimon, deleting it and finally roundhousing Tyrannamon right in the face.
The level of badass he felt was unquantifiable by normal means.
"You'll pay for that, Ogremon!" Growled the red tyrannosaurus. Menma grinned challengingly.
"Bring it you glorified fossil."
"Fire Breath!" Shockingly. It was a breath of fire. I know. Blew me away too. Menma leant back to avoid a brunt of the damage but took a shot to the side from Nanimon.
"Oh yeeeeaaaah! Nanimon's gonna go wild on ya face!"Bellowed the small, head-man.
Menma got to his feet and looked at Tyrannomon, "Are you as insulted as I am?" Questioned the Ogremon.
"Indeed." Acquiessed the red reptile, swatting Nanimon in the back with its tail, "Yours." It said, Menma's club oozed a black energy as he swatted Nanimon directly in the skull with a Pummel Whack. Then stomped his foot onto the ground and made the little cretin rise with kick to the groin, summoning down a pillar of stone with Comet Hammer, the jagged mass of superheated rock struck down with enough force to make Nanimon bounce back up into the open hand of the Ogremon.
"Nanimon...wild...face." Muttered out the delirious creature.
"Destruction Cannon." A black chunk of condensed energy about the size of Menma's palm shot forth and pierced Nanimon right through, reducing it to Data.
"Alright, let's get back to killing eachother." Tyrannomon grinned.
On the other side of the impromptu battlefield.
Guilmon, Takato, Henry and Terriermon came upon this great conflict, the chaos was a mix between entrancing and horrible. Mostly it was sensory overload, with just how much was happening.
"Wolkennaplm!" Bellowed a large red reptile, an Ogremon looking creature backflipped out of the way and landed a few meters away from the stunned duo of teens and their Digimon.
The odd looking Ogremon growled lowly, slamming his club into the ground, fracturing it before pausing momentarily and grinning savagely. "Pummel Whack!" He called out, though instead of a simple club strike, the Digimon threw the club directly towards Tyrannomon, the blow dazed the creature for a moment giving Ogremon enough time to rush it. "Miya!" It called out in an all too familiar voice.
"Yes! Burst Flame!" A transparent circle of power rose around the Kyuubimon's feet and a great orb of fire exploded onto Tyrannomon's back, the creature cried out in agony, the Ogremon picked its club back up and delivered the death blow.
"Pummel Whack!"
Tyrannomon was reduced to Data in an instant, "Oh that's the STUFF! Come here you gorgeous thing you!" Menma scooped up the quadruped and peppered her cheeks with kisses, "This is a damn fine rush!" In an instant the bestial digital human was off into the fray once more, Miya comically fainted, steam rising from her ears.
"Master!" Called Angel, rushing towards the Ogremon, "Let's get 'em!" She commanded, the Ogremon grinned widely, rushing at the Seadramon, "This is what you get for hittin' Shu!" Static electricity arced over her paws, "Lightning Paw!"
On contact with Seadramon the creature seized, allowing the brutal Pummel Whack to crush its skull, Menma loaded it's Data and caught Angel, the pair continuing their charge.
Wanyamon, Elecmon and Agumon were dispatching the PlatinumSukamon, "Spitfire Blast!" Announced the black skinned Agumon as Wanyamon shot a stream of Bubbles that seemingly combined with the attack, Elecmon grinned to itself and its fan-like tail sparked with electricity.
"Heavenly Thunder!" The attacks all struck true, the combination of all three hitting home and exploded loudly, like a true clap of thunder, it rang through their very cores, loading the two PlatinumSukamons data stuffed them so densely with data that they were forced to digivolve lest their bodies take too much damage from the large influx of power.
Wanyamon evolved to Dorumon, a purple furred wolf-dragon looking critter, with big red eyes and narrow ears. A pair of small black wings twitching on its back, a duo of digitigrade legs holding it up, each paw dotted with a onyx coloured claw. A large red crystal resting on its snout.
Elecmon grew rapidly, becoming bipedal and ripped! Leomon stood tall and proud, bare chested with only a triplet of belts around his left arm and a black knuckle duster to speak of covering any part of his torso. Black ripped up jeans with a belt holding a horizontal sheath being his only real form of clothes. Though intimidating, like all Leomon, this creature held the gentleness and warmth of a caring parent. It was something about their design, who knows. A blonde mane like an true king of beasts and dark, cobalt blue eyes. A red tama necklace with a blue gem because accessories make the outfit.
Finally Agumon grew, his skin turning blue and his skull going hard, a pair of broad horns spreading from the temples and a large singular horn to gore a motherfucker with. Pale red eyes and black claws, this was a Greymon (B).
Fun fact, PlatinumSukamon give fuck tons of exp. But it's like murdering a unicorn with how rare they are.
"This is the greatest day of my life!" Cheered the Ogremon, "Scan Complete." Menma turned to Hackmon who was sitting agape at the destruction around it, "Get in the Digivice." Ordered Ogremon, looking down at Hackmon with deathly slate grey eyes, Hackmon tapped the device and the Data surged to 200%.
"What a pussy." Angel said, before nudging her Master, "Get it! Because I'm a cat!"
"Yes Angel, you're hilarious." Menma shook his head and pat her, that was god-awful.
Finally Bakemon was pierced right though by Shu's Death Claw. All in all, a wonderfully successful melee.
"Alright everyone gather 'round and we'll see how much power we got outta that." Rallied the Ogremon, "I doubt it's enough for me to Digivolve again but I feel damn close. This system fucking rocks!" Menma grinned broadly, the first one he scanned was Shu.
"Guess who's got enough power~." Shu smirked, "Now, Shu. This is a little bit different than what you may have expected but trust me, this'll pay off in the end, do you trust me?"
"Of course, Master. Implicitly."
"Rad."
Shu's form was encompassed by light and what emerged what a body of blue flames, bright golden eyes on a black sclera and a stitched mouth. BlueMeramon. Shu looked at himself, confused, and curious. "What an odd form I have taken... curious, Master what do I become next?" Questioned Shu.
"The options are Barbamon, Boltmon, some unknown and Darkdramon. I figured ending up as a badass draconian cyborg with a super weapon for an arm would be cool for you, because let's face it, a zombie or an old man, not exactly top-teir stuff." Shu grinned, looking even more menacing than before.
"Simply marvelous."
End.
If you liked it, lemme know in a saucy little review. If you didn't, tough shit it's 2 in the morning and I have work tommorrow, I fucking love you people. If you too wanna sodomise Sakuyamon, join the club of people who wanna fuck Digimon.
Everyone wants to. You can't lie to me. I know your very souls.
Raxychaz!
