Howdy everyone! We're back with chapter 37, wait, what? 37 really? Wow, how time flies, right? See what I did there? Eh? I'm sorry... But I do love writing this, and I've had some of the best times of my life writing this story. The amount of love it gets every chapter, I couldn't ask for more. Thanks for almost 40 chapters, and here's to hoping for 40 more! We got Halloween comin' up on team RWBY, we got the 40 chapter milestone comin' up, we got the one year mark comin' up... Scratch that last one, but we got all that comin' up, It's been an amazing year of RWBY for us fans, I'm out of breath, thanks again, start the chapter!

The author has now died...


"Weiss, what day is it?"

"Like I told you the last 50 times, Ruby, it's still a month away from Halloween."

Weiss had been dealing with Ruby asking about the date every day for the past week, hoping it would speed up time. Ever since last year, the hyperactive redhead had been waiting for the next Halloween.

"Man, it's hard to believe it's already been a year since we started at Beacon. It seems like it was just yesterday. I wonder what would happen if I loaded you up with as much sugar as possible..."

Ruby appreciated the fact that Weiss gave up on the ridiculous notion, that Ruby could be parted from sugar for any amount of time. But the way her girlfriend contemplated the results of an overcharged Ruby slightly scared her.

The door to the room burst open with a huge thud, revealing the blonde and raven haired girls behind it.

"Alright, this belongs to one of you two, and so help me I WILL find out who, because this is too hilarious!"

The boisterous Yang that made such a flashy entrance, was followed in by the stoic Blake, who closed the door lightly and silently behind her. Said boisterous Yang held out a package in front of the two confused girls that were already in the room.

"Read the note on it!"

"Here's the anime you requested, I trust it will make it to you in a timely fashion.

A friend. W-what is this?"

"Exactly what the note says, Weiss, it's an anime that someone requested. It must be from Vytal then, since I'm sure we all know that every good anime comes from Vytal. Every one. There isn't a single one that comes from anywhere else. And don't even try to tell me that there is some Vale-made series that is actually tolerable. Or that it's about something insane like people that fight monsters, and have to deal with gangs and personal problems, while wielding weird transforming weapons. Don't try to tell me that! So, who's is this then?"

Yang's oddly long speech about the fundamental workings of anime, and how it only comes from Vytal, had finished. The blonde didn't watch any of it herself, but she knew a good bit about it from Blake. Being that Blake was enthralled by Vytal's culture, she passed on a lot of her knowledge onto Yang.

"So, no one's owning up? Well then I guess we should just see what it is-"

"Stop! Alright, fine, it's mine, alright? Now you know, Weiss Schnee is an Otaku. Happy now?"

"Oh you have no idea!"

"But why hide it? It's not a bad thing, so what's wrong?"

"You're right, Ruby. It may not be bad or wrong. But to some people, it's weird. And as a Schnee, you couldn't be anything but the pinnacle of perfection. So I had to keep it hidden, I guess I just never got out of that habit."

"So, maybe we really should see what's in here if it's THAT big!"

Weiss snatched the package from Yang's hands with speed to rival Ruby's. There wasn't a chance she would let them see it. She would have never lived it down.

"I still have an image to keep to the outside world, so no one will know about this."

"Jeez, Weiss. Just what's in that box?"

"W-well, I wanted to, actually tell Ruby, about this whole thing. I thought m-maybe we could watch it, a-and maybe I could get her into it w-with me."

"That still doesn't explain it..."

"Can you just let it go Yang!"

The room went silent for a minute, since Yang did actually let it go, and no one knew how to respond.

"I've got it!"

"What are you talking about, Blake?"

"I've figured out what kind of anime you have there, Weiss!"

Blake grabbed an old English style cap, and put it on, giving off an aura of intelligence.

"I've logically deduced that what you have there, Weiss, is one of Vytal's wondrous and rare yuri animes!"

"W-What?! How did you-"

"Elementary, my dear Yang, the evidence was all there."

"Wait, I didn't ask how you knew-"

"See, the first piece was the fact that it embarrassed Weiss. But the heiress in question has been desensitized to embarrassment by her roommates! The second, was that she refused to say anything about it, which lends me to believe it must be something she isn't completely comfortable talking about with others. The third..."

Blake made a sudden point of her finger towards the redhead of the room.

"Was Ruby!"

Ruby had been surprised by Blake's sudden reaction, causing her to make a small, high-pitch squeak.

"Weiss wanted to get Ruby into anime with her. But given the knowledge we've already obtained, it must be something she's too embarrassed to talk about, unless it was with Ruby. So all that leaves, is romance! And given Ruby and Weiss' sexual preference, it was indubitably, yuri. I rest my case."

Blake, having finished the logical reasoning lecture of the century, took off her cap, and returned to the quiet, stoic nature she was known for, leaving the other three speechless.

"Well, there's no arguing with that logic! Your secrets out, Weiss!"

"Well, I-I understand why you were embarrassed now, Weiss. B-but I wouldn't mind if that's what you wanted to w-watch with me..."

At this point, Yang was busting a gut with laughter, Blake had been patting herself on the back for her work, and Ruby and Weiss had blushes so dark it was as if all the blood in their entire bodies, had entered their faces.

"Well, as horrifyingly embarrassing as this was, at least that weight is off my shoulders."

"Don't worry, Weiss. If it's any consolation, I myself own many yuri's as well."

"How am I not surprised about that, Blake?"

"You're lucky though, you can get Ruby to watch it with you. Yang just want's to skip the formalities and get straight to business."

Yang had caught her breath by now, and responded curtly.

"Damn right I want to get to business!"

Yang grabbed Blake's arm and drug her to the door, whispering something into Blake's ear. This prompted her to inform Ruby and Weiss of her situation.

"Guys, I won't be back for a while. Yang agreed to watch one with me, and act moe for me, if I don't come back in an hour or two, tell them I died by what I love..."

With that, Blake and Yang left. Where they went, no one knew, but they were never heard from again. That day, at least, they came back to the room the next day, but that's the future...


"Wow Ren, you were right, that shit was deep..."

JNPR had been holed up in their room, marathoning a certain series about 5 girls who make wishes and sign their souls away to become magical warriors, creating a never ending cycle of pain and misery, and it's following movies.

"I told you, my judgment is impeccable. Now, what's next? Anyone have a request?"

"Ooh, ooh, I got one-"

"No, Nora, we are not re-watching that one with the girls who have to fight monsters with transforming weapons! It's weird, and made in Vale, you know how I feel about those!"

"But it's awesome!"


AH! OH, what's going on? I think I died for a second there. Oh, hey, the chapter got finished. How did that happen? Oh well, it's got a lot of fourth wall breakage, so it should work. Thanks for supporting me and my magical story that writes itself! If you are a fan of the not-so-subtle animes in question this chapter, or even if you just know of them, please follow/fav and drop a review, and I will see you all in the next installment. Byee!