After the battle with Katarina, my wounds from her knives started to make my vision blurry. "Nice battle Yasuo, but drink the red potion I bought for you. It will heal up your wounds a little." I reached into my pouch and untwisted the cap on the bottle. I smelled the drink and to my surprise it smelled sweet. I took a sip of it, and it tasted sweet as well, kind of like candy. I finished the potion and it disappeared from my hand. My wounds started to close and then my blood faded away from my clothes. "Okay Yasuo, I will teleport you back to the fountain, stay still for a moment." A blue circle started to form under me, then a light came from out from the circle. I was teleported back to base, all my wounds were healed completely, and I went to the Yordle shop.

"What will it be sir?" he asked.

"Yasuo for this match only I will buy you a Static Shiv. In order to build the static shiv we are going to use two items to fuse them together. The first item will be the Avarice Blade." The Yordle magically gave me a blade that disappeared into my body just like the pink blade. My eyes started to hurt a little but for some odd reason, my vision seemed a little "weird." I walked back to lane and Katarina was already there.

"Your dead." She said to me in a straight forward tone. I Looked at her with a smirk and gave her the ole, "Bring it on" stance with my hands. Katarina smiled at me, accepting the challenge. The Sisnter Blade disappeared and reappeared behind me, then through a blade at my left arm. The blade stuck to my arm, and little did I know, that wasn't the only blade she tossed. Katarina spun in a circle and threw knives all in my direction.

"Wind wall Yasuo!" Anthony screamed in my head. After at least 3 knives hit my body, 2 in my right leg, and another on shoulder, I finally made my wind wall, which blocked the rest of her assault. Using Sweeping Blade, I dashed through Katarina, making space between us.

"Damn it" I coughed.

"You survived, how lucky." She said to me with a smirk.

"Yasuo you aren't looking good, I will re-"I cut Anthony off again."Shut up kid, it's my fight. I won't die." I said to Anthony. I started to pull the knives out from my body, and then another voice spoke inside of my head.

"Yasuo you need a hand? I am kind of bored in the jungle."
It was Wukong talking to me which then he gave me a thumbs up inside of the right bush from my lane. I nodded in his direction. Still hurting from the pain in my legs from Katarina knives, I gave Katarina a noticeable smirk.

"The fuck are you looking at?" she said to me.

"I am not looking at you, just looking at the monkey behind you." Katarina turned around and right on cue Wukong started to spin in a circle, while his staff made the radius of his circle even bigger. Katarina was launched into the air, and then I finished her off with my original move. Katarina gasped in pain, and she disappeared.

"Good job Yasuo!" Wukong screamed at me. I smiled and gave him a thumbs up. I was then teleported back to the fountain. The rest of the match I learned a few things about the Rift. I learned how death feels like, learned how team fights worked, and finally learned how victory felt. I couldn't really get a look at my enemies, as the match seem to past so fast. When the match was over I was teleported back in the room before the match began. I saw all of my team mates, and then my opponents were teleported to the same room as I was in.
"Hello Yasuo. It was a honor to meet someone in battle who could give me a test of my strength. Let me introduce myself, my name is Lee Sin, The Blind Monk."

Lee Sin was wearing a red head band which covered his face, black shorts, and sandals. Lee was shirtless; his chest had tattoos on it which I couldn't really describe, and his hands were covered in white bandages, with red strings around them.

"Nice to meet you Lee Sin." I said in respect. He bowed his head and walked out the door without bumping into anyone. My team mates left the room as well as I met all of my opponents. Caitlyn, The sheriff of Piltover, was a very good looking woman, with a huge hat. Caitlyn had purple hair, and a nice smile. Caitlyn was wearing a purple skirt, which stopped at her knees. The Sheriff had a long rifle with little gadgets attached to it. The woman that was standing behind her, that was using her hands to measure how big Caitlyn back side was, her name was Vi, The Enforcer. Vi had pink hair, and the other side of her was shaved, making it look like a Mohawk style. Vi wasn't bad looking for a woman who seemed to be way stronger than me, and to admit I didn't wasn't to upset her. During the match I got a taste of her brute strength as she knocked me up In the air and screamed "Get Dunked!". Vi was taller than me, and she was wearing a police suit which showed some of her cleavage. Vi was wearing black heels and really big metal gloves. Lastly was little child who was named Annie, The Darkchild. Annie was a young girl with terrifying fire powers. Annie was a young child with green eyes and red hair. Annie was waring a back pack and always holding her bear "Tibbers". Annie had on a skirt and pink striped socks. After I met my opponents, they all left back to the Institute of War except The Sinister Blade.

"Why are you still here Katerina?" I asked.

"I gotta hand it to you Yasuo, you beat me." She said to me with her eyes closed, leaning on the wall. "You won't get so lucky next time. The next we face, my knife will be so far up your ass, you wouldn't be able to fucking talk." She said to me with anger in her voice. I looked at her and laughed.

"Katarina get over it, I won, and you won't be winning anytime soon. Later." Katarina flipped me off and left the room. She caught me looking at her back side as she left and said "You will never get this Ionian." She teased. I rolled my eyes as she left, and I walked out the room.

"Yasuo! Great match!" Anthony said to me as I left the Champion room.

"Thanks kid, but without your guidance, I couldn't defeat Katarina." Anthony smiled and we walked back to Mr. Groce office.

"Yasuo! Have a seat." I sat down in one of the chairs in front of the desk. "Your performance was excellent, and I would like to welcome you to the League of Legends! In a few minutes Soraka will be escorting you to your new home." A knock on the door was heard. "Come in!" A woman, with purple skin, and yellow eyes entered. "Hello Yasuo, my name is Soraka, The Star Child. I will be escorting you to your room. I got up and Anthony followed me out the door. "Good luck in the fields of justice Yasuo!" Mr Groce yelled before we closed the door to his office. We walked back to my room and Soraka asked if I left anything. I nodded no and we started walking to the Institute of War. We left the room where Groce looked into my mind. This time instead of going straight forward to where first I met Groce we took a left and opened another huge set of doors. "Welcome to the League Cental Hall!" Soraka said to me. I was amazed at how the Cental wall looked. it looked like going into the richer part of Ionia. There was a big chandler with diamonds all around it in the center, which had lights all around it. The floors was painted gold and the walls matched the floors. The floor was in a tile format, and there were so many humans and creatures that were socialzing, laughing, and just having a good time. There were no fights, just peace. We walked down the steps and soon made another left to an elevator. The elevator opened and we all got in. Soraka pushed the button with a number 4, and the elevator started to go up into the air. We stopped on the 4th floor. We left the elevator and walked down a hallway with only a few doors.

"This is the Ionian floor; your room is the last on the right. The league rules are simple here Yasuo, Everything is free for champions, no curfew, you can sleep late as you want, and you can always leave the league anytime you want as well. Matches will be around 6 if you're summoned, and lastly, "Soraka started to blush. "You can invite any Champion or Summoner to your room. The League also approves homosexual relationships."

"Did she just call me gay?" I thought.

"Enjoy your day Yasuo." Soraka said as she went back to the elevator. Anthony waved as he left with Soraka. I walked down the hallway to my room and noticed I did not have a room key. I scratched my head and turned the knob to my door. The door opened and I met the eyes of Ahri, The Nine Tailed Fox.

"Oh for the love of –"I was stopped in my tracks when Ahri kissed me passionately. "Hello Yasuo, I just wanted to apologize for trying to have sex with you. You're the only man that resisted my charms. It's just your so cute, I kind of lost it." I looked at Ahri, then to the floor. Should I really be mad? I did have fun when I fooled around with her the other day.

"What do you want Ahri?" I asked.

"I snuck into your room, to say sorry, and I wanted to make up with you." she said with a sad face. I looked at her eyes in there was a hint of sadness there, and she wasn't using her charms at all.

"It's okay Ahri. I am not a man who holds grudges on people who didn't do anything serious to me." Ahri smiled and hugged me real tight.

"Yasuo can I sleep with you tonight?" she asked me. I already can tell where this is going.

"Yes Ahri, if it will make you feel better, we can sleep together." I can't believe I am going to go through with this. I don't want to have sex with Ahri, I just want to sleep for heaven's sake. "No funny business Ahri." I told her.

"Okay, by the way, I sleep naked Yasuo." Ahri took her shirt off and she didn't have any clothes on underneath. "Let's go to sleep Yasuo." She said with a seductive smile.

I rubbed my forehead and sighed. I am about to have sex with the biggest whore I know.