RWBY VOLUME 3
FIRST EPISODE ON SATURDAY
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Yes, RT is FINALLY releasing the third season! It's scheduled to air on their website on the 24th, which is this Saturday. I am SO motherfuckin excited! It only took about a year though... I wish Monty was here to see this. But, not gonna let this get depressing! This is a monumental occasion! 2 Years of RWBY y'all, and I can only hope for 2 more (At least)!
Also, I know I said I'd wait, but I won't get better timing for a Halloween chapter than this!
"Alright, we're ready Yang."
"Ok, Rubes! I'm just getting the final touches to mine."
The four had gotten dressed up in their costumes this year, since Yang and Blake didn't want a repeat of last years (And the one a few weeks ago) incident, so they forced the other two to go with them. Which wasn't too difficult, since it was a party after all.
"Alright. let's get goin!"
"That's a lot of makeup, Yang. Are you sure its not too much?"
"Weiss, you should know that's how those Vytalain pop idols look, and I make my costumes VERY realistic."
"Well, at least this year she had us going as singer and dancer. I was afraid it was going to be something like last year."
"But you were sooo adorable with that outfit!"
Blake, being the calm person she is, was flattered that Yang thought she was cute, but annoyed that she would put cat ears and a tail on her. It was just, weird...
"You know, I do like this dress, Yang. It's nice, elegant."
"yeah, I thought it'd fit ya, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make the ice queen look like a real queen!"
"Well, what about mine? It's kinda tight, and it itches a little."
"Well, I had to give the queen an adorable knight to go with her!"
"How am I a knight? I'm wearing some weird clothes, not armor!"
"Oh, Ruby. That's cute."
"I'm so confused..."
"They didn't always wear their armor, Rubes, they did have clothes."
Now, with preparations complete, the team met up with JNPR on the other side of the hall.
"Nice costumes, Yang."
"Thanks, Ren. But how did you know I did them all?"
"You did the other two last year and won, you'll do them this year."
"Well, I could say the same to you, Ren!"
"Thank you, but again, how did you know?"
"Oh shit, you really made them? I thought since you did house chores and cooked well, that maybe you made clothes too or something, but I didn't believe you really did!"
Their costumes were well made. Nora being dressed in gleaming silver armor to be a Valkyrie, Ren had gone as a Jiangshi (Which Ruby had to look up), Jaune had a luchador costume with mask, and Pyrrah had a trench coat with a hat and sunglasses, which almost completely hid her face. She had no idea for a costume, so Ren agreed to make that for her. (In her defense, she did have Milo on her for the mysterious assassin type look)
"Well, lets get goin, times a wasting!"
"Man, there's a lot more people here than I thought there would!"
"Of course, Ruby, people are NEVER gonna turn down a free party with free food and drinks and free shit given away!"
The auditorium, which wasn't used much these days, was now adorned with the multiple colours of autumn, and packed with students walking around in costumes of all sorts. There were stalls for a wide variety of food and drinks, and of course, candy. But on the far wall sat a big stage, which was used by Ozpin when they first got to Beacon. Combine all this with the loud, upbeat music and dim lighting, and you had a Beacon Halloween shindig.
"Man, I almost regret staying back last year!"
"Well, I hope this serves as your lesson, Ruby! Never doubt your sister's knowledge of partying! She hasn't failed me yet!"
Okay, everyone! in about 30 minutes, we're going to start the judging for this years costume contest! This year, we have 5000 lien on the line, and a rare collection of seasonal dust crystals!
Ozpin had somehow sneaked onto the stage without anyone noticing, and grabbed the microphone already set up there.
"Yang, We NEED to win that contest!"
"Don't worry, Rubes, with our costumes, there ain't a thing here that could compete! And no matter who wins the dust, we all split the lien. The winner, I guess just pockets the extra 200 left over."
"Wait, whoever said we'd split with you guys, Yang?"
"We're not?"
"No, we are I'm sorry..."
"Don't worry about Jaune, he's just trying to act like el macho luchador!"
"N-Nora!"
Pyrrah liked that Jaune was trying to be manly with his outfit, though. But it was the timing and placing he needed to work on now.
"Come on, Weiss, let's go check out some of the stalls!"
"Yeah, come on, Ren!"
The two hyperactive girls, with their respective dates, both fled the scene and went off to see what the party had to offer.
"Well, Blake, it seems we're on our own! We'll have to make ourselves stand out if we want better odds at winning, so lets go stand out!"
They stood out well enough already.
"So, uh, Pyrrah. Why don't we go get some drinks? Have fun!"
"Alright! Lead the way!"
Alright, we've seen the contestants, and the judges have a winner! Judges Oobleck, Port, and Goodwitch shall now announce the two runner-up pairs for the night!
The air went silent around the stage, anticipation filled the room.
The first runner-ups, are Cardin Winchester and Russel Thrush!
The two in question then made their way to Ozpin. Cardin, wearing a long coat with bloody clothes underneath, with a hockey mask and a bloody mace in his hand. Russel had a red and black striped shirt, with claws on his hands and a hat. His face looked grotesque (Who would've thought he was good with makeup), though.
The second runner-ups, are Lie Ren and Nora Valkyrie!
They now made their way to Ozpin, with Nora taking the time to gloat at Cardin on her way.
And now, the winners, of this years Halloween costume contest, are Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee!
While Yang knew she could make a winning outfit again this year, the two winners weren't expecting something like this. But, they still made their way to the stage to claim their rewards. They were obviously overjoyed about it, but the shock of it hid it partially.
Nora knew she most likely wouldn't win, but that didn't stop her from pouting and clinging to Ren. Yang did the same, only to Blake. Pyrrah and Jaune weren't there at all, though.
"Aw man! I wanted to come here, have fun AND win the contest, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and 500 bucks!"
"It's more than what we got, Nora!"
"You're just jealous because we got a lousy T-shirt and you didn't!"
"Blake! I want a lousy T-shirt!"
"All you have are lousy T-shirts, Yang."
"But that's not the point!"
Ruby, Weiss and Ren could only laugh at their argument over T-shirts as they all made their way back to their rooms. However, the fun and merriment quickly ceased when they saw the two doors open. Luckily, they brought their weapons with them, more for look than function, but it helped out now.
They started with RWBY's room, since it was closest. They moved into the room, but surprised nothing was moved at all.
"Oh wait, I forgot to close the door. Got caught up in all the excitement, sorry y'all!"
"Yang!"
"Well, that explains your room, but what about ours? We still need to be cautious."
Ren and Nora had taken up the lead now, looking for anything out of place. They infiltrated the room like Yang and Ruby had just prior, only a little noisier.
"Freeze Dirtbag!"
They were expecting a robber or someone looking to get the drop on them, anything to explain it. It was not one of those things.
"Jaune? Pyrrah?"
"Ah! Nora! Uh, um, er, m-m-me and P-Pyrrah we were just, umm, training! We were training!"
"Yeah! That's it! I dragged Jaune in here very forcefully, took off our clothes for less resistance, got in bed to practice close quarters combat, and made him train!"
"Oh yeah, we know the kinda training you're doing!"
"Get out Yang!"
"Not a chance! I embarrassed Ruby and Weiss more than this, and they're my sister and teammate! You, you shall not be spared! Were you practicing your wrestling 'El Luchador'?"
"Ohgodohjeezohcrap uh um what do we do P-Pyrrah?"
"We suck it up, look them in the eyes, and I tell them how it is."
Pyrrah did just that.
"It was all Jaune's idea I'm taking a shower byee!"
"Pyrrah, don't leave meeee!"
"Yeah, Pyrrah, don't leave him! He'd never find a new girlfriend!"
"I'm doomed for life now, aren't I?"
"Oh, Jaune, I wouldn't do that to a friend."
"Really-"
"But for you, I'll make an exception!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Jaune had then fainted from overheating. Caused by an embarrassed blush that possibly made a new shade of red unseen before this.
"Uh, think he's alright?"
"Yeah, he's fine."
"You sure, Ren? He's got steam coming off him."
"Consider it payback. Try to steal my pancake recipe will you? Try to make your own pancakes for Pyrrah's birthday will you? This is the punishment you get. I've set myself as the pancake god, no one else! No one, touches, the pancakes!"
"What about me?"
"... Except Nora."
"Favoritism! I call favoritism!"
"She's my girlfriend, she is my favorite."
"Hacks! I call hacks!"
"What does that even mean, Ruby?"
"I don't know, just heard it somewhere."
"Well, you're at least MY favorite, Ruby."
"Aw, Weiss!"
"AH, I"M UP! Whasgoinon?"
"Now you steal my line?!"
"Yang, I don't think you own that line."
The memories of what had previously transpired had flooded back with Yang's outburst, causing Jaune to, again, faint.
"He came back from the dead... WITCH! HE'S A WITCH!"
"He's not a witch Nora, he didn't die."
"Says you..."
They went quite for a while, taking inventory of all that just transpired.
"Well then... No more alcohol for us for a while..."
Oh god, okay, I need to stop now. I need to stop, while I still can! That went on for much longer than I expected it to. I just couldn't stop, it's getting bad! What if I'm dying? My writing, I mean, what if my writing is dying. Ack, damnit. Just please follow/fav and drop a review, and I will see you all in the next installment. Adios!
