Howdy to ya everyone! Here we are with this years thanksgiving update! I'm just now getting a break from my schoolin, and things aren't as hectic right now, so what better than RWBY? Turkey day+RWBY= =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So, yeah, lets get to it then.
P.S. Reeaaaaaaaaaaall sorry bout the wait for this update, it's been... Busy.
"Yang! Yang!"
"Mmmhhmhm. Whaaatt Ruby?"
"Come on, it's 6:00, why aren't you up yet?"
"Cause I don't need to be."
"Do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, I know. I also know I learned from last year. Did pre shopping and got some of it prepared already. I got this shit, Rubes."
"O-oh... Well, then I guess we're alright."
A now fully clothed Weiss had appeared from the bathroom door, with steam from her shower flooding out behind her.
"So I didn't have to get up this early? Ughh."
As she finished her groan of annoyance, her scroll rang.
"Hello? Hey dad! What would you need at this time in the morning? ... Oh, Really? ... Okay, I'll let them know, I'll see you two later then."
"What did your dad want, Weiss?"
"Him and Winter are going to come to have dinner with us this year!"
"Wait, so they're coming to beacon? Then it's a good thing we got up early-"
"Still got it, Rubes. Made extra."
"Oh... Well then..."
And yet another scroll rang, this time Ruby's.
"Uncle Qrow! ... Yeah, okay. ... Alright, I'll tell em! Byee!"
"Dad and Uncle Qrow are coming, too!"
"Alright, then I just have to make a little more then, no big deal. Still gonna sleep, though."
Knock Knock
"Oh, come on! Really?"
Ruby went for the door, since Yang was preoccupied with not sleeping.
"Yo, Ruby!"
"Hey, Coco! What's up?"
"Well, if you guys have room, we wanted to know if it'd be cool for us to have thanksgiving dinner with you guys."
"Yeah, sure! That'd be fun!"
"Cool, I'll let the other three know."
"Wait, Coco, just out of curiosity, why come this early?"
"Well, I figured it would be polite to let you know now, and plan accordingly. This is a busy day. This is what normal people do, right? Right?"
"Oh, y-yeah. Yeah it is... Well, thanks then... See you guys later!"
Ruby had then closed the door, only to see a fuming Yang.
"Oh yeah, I'm just gonna get some more sleep! No need for me to get up this early, I came prepared! Well I'm not fuckin prepared now am I? Oh yeah, I toootally learned from last year... Oh that's right, no I didn't! Sleep in, they said! it'll be fun they said!"
"Yang, calm down!"
"Okay, okay... Caaalllmm..."
"Are you calm now, Yang?"
"No I'm not calm now Ruby! Do I look fucking calm to you?!"
"I think your rage broke, Yang!"
"Rage? I'm not raging, Blake! This is just pure molten fury and hatred!"
"I-it's not all bad, Yang! They did just get new cooking appliances and utensils in the kitchen!"
"... You sure bout that?"
"Yeah, totally!"
"What are you talking about, Ruby? Those come in next Monday, the kitchens closed till then... Oh, Did I just say Monday? Well, they might be there today..."
"Why do you always have to be right, Weiss?!"
"SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
"Thanks for picking us up this early in the morning, dad."
"It's no problem at all! Anything for you and your friends. Besides, having lots of money means having a verrry big kitchen, so it would probably be better to cook here anyways."
Weiss and her father had begun helping the other three with their foodstuffs, carrying all their ingredients, plus everything extra they now needed, into the mansion. Once it was all gathered, it was time for briefing.
"Attention!"
Like a squad of trained soldiers, the five stood at attention towards Yang.
"Alright men, I won't lie to you all. This is gonna be the fight of your lives. This is the biggest thanksgiving we've ever held, and it ain't gonna be easy! What is it Private Rose?!"
The now startled Ruby, who previously had her hand up, had put it down as she shakily gave her question.
"U-um, we aren't, all men..."
"Well good for you!"
"W-what?"
"Is that sass coming from you, soldier?"
"No Ma'am!"
"That's what I thought!"
"Don't you think this is a little overboard, Yang?"
"Schnee, I will not have you disobey a direct order from your CO!"
"We're the same age and grade!"
"In this kitchen, I am the end all, be all, understood?"
"B-but-"
"We can just as easily pull this off with you thrown in the brig! Now, understood?"
"... Yes Ma'am."
"Alright, Pvt. Rose and Pvt. Schnee are on protein and stuffing duty! Pfc. Belladonna is on beverages, as well as assisting me on desserts! Cpl. Schnee, vegetables and rolls! SSgt. Schnee, Table setting, time management and guest transportation!"
"Why is Blake a higher rank than Ruby and I?"
"Because I said so, now no more sass!"
"I don't think I can do this, I, I, I can't, I can't do this it's too big!"
"Cpl. Schnee, get your head in the game! You're good at what you do, just focus on your work."
"Um, if I could ask, why are you only getting desserts?"
"SSgt. Schnee, do you know how to make a pumpkin pie, cherry pie and apple pie without breaking a sweat?"
"N-no ma'am."
"Then times a wastin'! You all have your orders, Move!"
"Just to be clear, Snowflake is the private, Dad is the staff sergeant and I'm the corporal, right?"
"I said MOVE!"
"SSgt., status report!"
"We're 10 minutes ahead of schedule, the table is ready and all the guests' rides are on their way!"
"Alright! We may be 10 minutes early, but that does not give you a rest! You got 10 minutes left, find something to use it on!"
"Bad news!"
"What is it Belladonna?"
"We're out of cola and eggnog, and we only have enough of both for 15 people!"
"I'll drink water then!"
"We also only have 15 sets of silverware!"
"I'll use my hands!"
"And 15 chairs!"
"I'll stand!"
"And-"
"Alright I get it, I'm gonna have to make some sacrifices!"
"The VIPs just arrived!"
"Alright then, Schnee, let em in!"
"Uh, which one?"
"I don't care, one of ya!"
All three went at the same time to let their guests in. Weiss, being the one they all knew, welcomed them herself.
"Welcome, everyone! Thanks for coming, we're glad to have you all. Come in, the tables all set!"
the 10 new guests followed their hosts into the huge dining hall of the Schnee mansion. The grand, luxurious room was new, and quite appealing, to everyone but the owners of said mansion.
"Woah, and I thought Beacon's cafeteria was something! How could you ever want to not have this, Weiss?"
"Believe me Jaune, it gets pretty stale living in a prison, even a pretty one."
While most of the guests didn't know Weiss' troubled past, they all got the message. But they all decided not to dwell on it, and took their seats at the massive table.
"Ugh, I couldn't eat another bite."
Jaune inadvertently spoke for the whole table, as the remains of the dinner had been scarce. But Yang managed to separate the leftovers and package them for the five groups. Weiss and Winter had escorted the guests back to their rides, even if they were all slowed by their food comas.
"Ren... Carry me..."
"I'm tired too, Nora."
"This is why we need a pet sloth!"
Nora and Ren had made their way out, followed by Jaune and Pyrrah.
"Pyrrah... Carry me..."
"Too tired..."
Eventually all 10 had left, stomachs full and cravings satisfied.
"Thanks for having us over, dad."
"It was fun getting to spend thanksgiving with you and your friends, sweety."
"See ya later, Snowflake."
"Later, Winter."
The sisters hugged, and the groups went their separate ways. Ruby stopped about 10 ft. later, though.
"Wait, we came in one of those cars. So, how are we gonna get home?"
"... Dad!"
A moment later, the four could hear Damon's voice through the door.
"I'll get the futons out!"
Again, real sorry for how long it's been. But I think I did an adequate job! Also, I kinda just felt like the whole General Yang thing just felt right. Christmas is just a few weeks away... I swear I will get that one on time. Please don't hurt me. If you liked this year's turkey day, this chapter or both, please follow/fav and drop a review, and I will see you all in the next installment. Byee!
