Hey hey hey! Last time, I promised Whiterose fluff. Today, that shall be! It will be an epic for the ages! Keepin it short up here, go on, read it.

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"Hey Ruby."

"Morning, Weiss!"

The day had started normally. Weiss says hi to Ruby, Ruby says hi to Weiss, they spend their day together doing something normal.

But today, was not that day!

"Since Yang and Blake are gone, and it's just you and I, let's go out today!"

"Huh? Okay then! Where to, Weiss?"

"Well, I planned on us going to six places today. We can consider this an early Christmas present."

This did surprise Ruby a little. Okay, maybe a lot. She knew Weiss had been saving up for a while, but she was never one to go all out like this.

"O-oh, okay then. Well, where to first?"

"How about that shop that opened up right across the street from Velvet's cafe?"

"YEAAAAAAHHHH!"


"Here we are, Ruby-"

The younger of the two had already rocketed into the new surplus weapons store. Weiss followed her lead after a minute. When she got in, Ruby had already been bouncing from wall to wall, looking through every different display of dust and weapon mods.

"Weiss! Can I get this thing, or maybe that thing! Ooh ooh, I like this thing better though!"

"Get whatever you want, Ruby."

"Eeeeeeeeeeee!"

In a matter of five minutes, Ruby had an entire box filled with different mods or dust crystals for Crescent Rose.

"Good day, young ladies! Would you like that shipped to your home?"

"Yes, we still have more to do today, so that would be nice."

"Alright, that'll be... 1900 lien."

Weiss handed over a card to the man behind the counter. Ruby had been bouncing in excitement over all the new things she had to mess with when she got home. But, she couldn't be completely happy yet.

"Weiss, are you sure about this? That's kinda a lot of lien."

"Don't worry about that, Ruby. We have plenty to spend."

Ruby could now be happy. And now that Ruby was happy, the two walked across the street to Velvet's shop

"Hey velvet!"

"Oh, good morning Ruby, Weiss. What do you need?"

"Ruby wanted one of those ultra sweet brownies you make, and we both wanted something that will keep us energized all day."

"Okay, the brownie will take one second, and as for the coffee, I have a special brew for that. It's got about 5 shots of espresso , but the flavor of it was it masked by many cups of chocolate and caramel. I call it the hare's caffeine."

Ruby had already downed her brownie, and as for the coffee, that was gone for both in about two minutes. Granted, they were now wired for sound, but it would help.

"Okay thanks Velvet here's 1000 lien keep the change for tip we're going to go now byee!"

And with that, they rushed out the door.

"... And this goes in the journal of weird things that happen to me."


"So, what's next, Weiss?"

At this point, the coffee's effects had died down a little. They still had plenty of energy for the rest of the day, but at least the world was moving at normal speed again.

"Well, now that we're in the more affluent part of Vale, I know of a bakery right near here."

And, true enough, Weiss had led Ruby to a small bakery less than a block away. Once inside, she bought the two of them a few different bundles of goodies. And then Ruby saw something different.

"Weiss... They have a cake, made out of two huge cookies and icing."

"And we'll have one of those sent to our room."

Ruby had at this point, started considering that this was just a dream. Pinching herself, however, she realized it's reality. And Weiss had felt just how much she was enjoying today, through a bear hug that spun the two.

"You go on ahead Ruby, I'll be right out."

"Okay!"

After another minute, Weiss had joined Ruby outside.

"What was that about?"

"Just telling her where to send it."

"Oh, well what's next then?"

"The Beach!"


"Wow, this place is awesome!"

Ruby and Weiss had already changed into their swimsuits, and had been walking on the water's edge. They noticed another couple under an umbrella about 20 feet from them.

"Ruby, that you?"

"Yang! I didn't know you guys were here!"

The younger sister ran over to the older, looking to see what was up.

"So, what's up?"

"Well, me and Kitty Cat here decided today would be a good day to be out in the sun."

"Well, Weiss was taking me out today, so here we are!"

The heiress in question had now joined the three, sitting with them.

"Hey, Weiss, I'm gonna go get in the water! You want to come with me?"

"I'll be there in one second, Ruby!"

After yet another minute of waiting, Ruby was joined by Weiss once again.

"So, what was that about?"

"Oh, I was just telling them to expect some things after today."

"Well, come on! The water's nice! Even if it's cold..."

They had been swimming around in the water for about an hour, while Blake and Yang had been laying down soaking up sun.

"Okay, Ruby. We have more planned for today, so we should probably dry off."

The two did just that, drying off with towels in the sun before moving on to the next activity.

"... Wait, Blake. I know Weiss had a bag she dropped off, but did it have towels?"

"No, it didn't."

"Then where did they get..."

The two looked over to the empty space their towels used to be in.

"Fuck!"


The new locale had been a movie theater in downtown Vale.

"Oh man, that movie was soo cool! It had spaceships, and different planets, and cool space battles and the good guys were like 'pew pew pew' and the bad guys were like 'vwoosh vwoosh' and there were swords made of lasers and-"

"Ruby, calm down..."

"Oh, sorry Weiss..."

Ruby had slightly embarrassed herself with her uncontainable excitement.

"It's getting dark now, and there's one more stop today, Ruby."

"Where is it?"

"Nearby, come on."

Weiss had led her fiancee for about a block, until they got to a large park.

"Isn't this that place we went a while back?"

"Yes, Ruby, this is the park my family is funding. And I have something planned for us on the hill I proposed to you on."

"Oh, what is it? Picnic? Nice date under the stars?"

"You'll see..."

It took the two about 10 minutes of walking to get to the base of the hill. What Ruby saw there, she never could have expected.

"Weiss... Is, is this..."

"Yeah, Ruby. This is our wedding."

The hill was lined with tables, all of which had white roses in the middle. Everyone that was close to them had been there; Blake, Yang, JNPR, CFVY, Qrow, Taiyang, Damon, Winter, even CRDL was there with moistened in their eyes.

Tears had immediately started running from the young bride's eyes. She pulled Weiss into a tight hug, loving the feeling of having her close.

"The cake we picked up, I told them to send it here. I brought Blake and Yang's dresses to them on the beach. I even have your gown ready in the changing room for the pool that's just to the right of here."

The two went their separate ways into different rooms. Blake came to help Weiss, and Yang to help Ruby. In about 5 minutes, the two were ready. Weiss had walked down the aisle first, in a white dress with her symbol on the bottom, with blue embroidery all around it. She had her arm around her father's as she made her way towards the alter where Ozpin stood.

Ruby had then started walking, having a similar dress to Weiss' only with her symbol instead of Weiss' and red embroidery instead of blue. She was guided by Taiyang, and was a lot more nervous than Weiss. In all actuality, Weiss was just as nervous, but didn't let it show.

As they held each others hands, the rains of castamere had began playing softly in the background. The thing that surprised everyone about this, was that Yang was the one playing the violin. Ruby was the only one other than their father that had known of Yang's exceptional playing, so no one had been expecting it at all. And with this, the headmaster of Beacon then started the ceremony.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to celebrate the marriage of Ruby Rose, and Weiss Schnee. Now, I know we have a time constraint, so I'll skip to the important part. Do you, Weiss Schnee, take Ruby Rose to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"And do you, Ruby Ro-"

"I do!"

"Well, then by the powers invested in me by the kingdom of Vale, I now pronounce you wife and wife, you may now kiss..."

The two had already started kissing before Ozpin had finished his sentence.

"Well, now that that's done, lets celebrate, shall we?"

The party had now started, everyone dancing and eating and having fun. There was even a group hired by Damon, that appears to be Winter's friends, who played live music for the venue. This song in particular was apparently called "Gold", and it fit very well for both Weiss and Ruby.

At this point, the music had slowed down, and now it was time for slow dancing. Ruby was lucky Weiss knew what she was doing and took the lead, but Weiss was happy to do so.

"Thank you, for all this, Weiss."

"I'm the one who should be thanking you, Ruby. You put up with how cold I was when we met."

"You were never really cold, just, alone. But you're not anymore."

"No, we're not."


*Dead Author Lies Here* He died by the thing he loved, Whiterose. Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. I'm lymle300, you may be wondering about this. I'm just a clone, so now that he's dead, I'll just continue for him. Well, it was only fitting he died to this chapter. Well, if you liked this and mourn for this dead author, please follow/fav and drop a review, and I will see you all in the next installment. Byee!