Kakashi groaned rubbing his head sitting up. He turned his head and almost had a heart attack. Obito was sitting their head in his hand elbow resting on his crossed knee as he stared at him. Half his face was scarred but he had what looked like an orange eye made of glass in that eye socket.
"10 whole damn minutes bakashi... You had me sitting here like a jackass in some 4 year olds fudged up fantasy land fighting off prince gai. He thought you were a fudging princess. Holy candy apples this girl has a messed up head. It's like she read some of uncle jiriaya's porn and then drank his ' special juice' and had a fudging sugar rush. Bakashi i am sitting on a fudging marshmallow that i can't even eat! Do you even understand how frustrating that is? Bakashi are you even listening to me? This is a serious problem here! That is a giant ass ginger bread man! Obito declared pointing to the ginger bread man from shrek 2.
"The frick?" Kakashi asked numbly. How had they gotten back to cookie paint land? What was going on? Why does obito have an orange eye? Why not another red or charcoal? This was freaky.
"Oh not a-fudging-gain! Listen you over grown ass cookie! i am trying to have a god damn conversation with my teammate who thought i was fudging dead as door knob! so fudge off gingie! Nobody likes you cookies! You taste worse than kushina's fruit cakes! Obito yelled all in one breath before firing a fire ball the size of a comet at it's purple gumdrop button.
The ginger bread man cried a tear of blue frosting. it's red mouth quivering in pure saddness. "Not my gumdrop button!" He cried picking up his charred gumdrop and running away gumdrop in hand.
"Kushina's fruit cakes were pretty bad" Kakashi said nodding agreement.
Finally the two appeared back in the woods. "Oh thank kami! The sweets are gone! Obito panted. That had been pure horror. After kakashi passed out he lost the connection and was forced into the pinkette's domain. It had been fun kicking the crap out of gai again. After all Kakashi was His rival. That was indisputable.
"Randomness of earlier events aside obito how the fuck are you alive!" Kakashi screamed. Obito jumped in shock. Had kakashi just yelled? That was a first. "Okay okay i'll tell you just calm down and the both of us need to stop swearing... Sensei would have swatted us over the head ten times over by now. "
"Fine but really fudge?" Kakashi questioned.
"We were surrounded by candy it seemed appropriate."
"Loser" kakashi mumbled.
"Nope still has a stick up his ass" obito mumbled.
"Anyways short version is i survived because my sharingon let's me pass er wait no phase through things kinda like a ghost. That's how i survived the rocks. Madara the old stubborn fart survived the battle and lived in a creepy ass cave with creepy white plant guys named zetsu. So he healed me, messed with my head alot made me think this world was hell and just to sign the deal he made me think you murdered rin. Oh and we have mangekyou sharingon had it since rin died. so any questions?" Obito asked.
"Where are you?"
"I'll tell you after you face sasuke it's easier that way"
"How do i get out of sakura's genjutsu?"
"Just kamui out of here!" Obito snapped.
Kakashi gave him a blank look. "Fine i'll do it! But don't say i never gave anything to you besides a headache and a sharingon" obito replied sending kakashi out of the genjutsu.
"Now let's see what my baby cuz does to bakashi" obito chuckled going into his world to spy on the battle.
"Did you have fun?" Sasuke questioned as he leaned cooly on a nearby tree arms behind his head. the young uchiha basking in the sunlight that poured from in between the leaves.
"I have questions for you three. Major questions" kakashi growled. Sasuke just smirked at his sensei. "Sharingon battle it is sensei... Lesson three ninjutsu." Sasuke said springing into action kakashi barely had time to doge when a fireball was hurled at him.
He dodged just in time his hair now a bit singed at the ends. Kakashi glared at Sasuke who chuckled in response. This was good. It was exactly what Sasuke needed. To kick the crap out of Kakashi. That would be fun. Although maybe he wouldn't give kakashi his memory back just yet. It was fun messing with his sensei. Kakashi gasped as he stared at Sasuke's eyes. No longer were they a deep charcoal black. They blood red and had three tome's swirling softly in the red blood like pools. He had a sharingon. the kid had a sharingon!? Even itachi hadn't gotten his that early! When? How? Why!?
"You have your sharingon?" Kakashi asked with a confused tone.
"Aren't you observant" Sasuke shot back with an eye roll.
"Alright then Sasuke tell me something... How did you guys know about obito?"
Sasuke grinned. "My shuriken missed"
"You little-" Kakashi bit his tongue before he could say anything more at the obvious lie his studen had produced.
"Oh and sensei it's not such a good idea to have your attention solely on one opponant" sasuke commented leaning to the left slightly and grinning as naruto ran behind kakashi sensei.
"What!?" Kakashi screamed his head whipping behind him in pure terror.
"Leaf village secret jutsu: A thousand years of death!" Naruto screamed. The jutsu for once was actually able to be used on kakashi. The young jounin went flying through the air his students laughing their asses off.
"Should we go get the bells now?" Sakura giggled jumping down from where she had been watching.
"You can Ra but there is one no two more things i got to do to torment our sensei" sasuke said as he walked to where kakashi had crashed.
Naruto's eye went wide as did Sakura's.
"ke your not gonna... ?" Naruto trailed off with his mouth gaping open.
"Hn" the lone uchiha responded
"Best survival test ever!" Sakura squealed.
"This has been long over due sensei" naruto commented as they reached kakashi who was just now trying to stand.
"Looking for this?" Sasuke asked curiously a devilish smirk gracing his features as he held up a book. Kakashi paled. No not his precious Icha Icha!
"Ke torch it!" Naruto commanded as Sakura plucked the book from Sasuke's hands and he weaved through hand signs as fast if not faster than kakashi in his current state.
"No!" Kakashi yelled as his students jutsu made contact with his precious book turning into nothing but ash. Kakashi hung his head in defeat and sunk to his knees. Before his knees hit the ground he heard a jingle signifying the removal of the bells. But when his knees hit the ground all hell broke loose. Hundreds of seals and tags and trip wire's activated all at once. Neon colors of pink, purple, yellow, orange, red, green and blue flew at kakashi in the various forms of paint, glitter, confetti, puff balls, smoak bombs, chalk dust, bubbles, light, gems, eggs, rocks, and even fruit.
Kakashi shook as he was now covered from head to toe in colors that no shinobi would ever put on or glance at. Even Naruto wouldn't wear the shade of orange that was on Kakashi.
All three members of team 7 smiled at Kakashi. Each was holding a bell. Naruto on one side Sasuke in the middle and sakura on the other side. The bells were split evenly between them and because of the trap attack Kakashi had no idea which of them it was who had gotten it first. He had no choice left. He had no pride, no porn, no masculinity, virtually no dignity left.
"You three pass. Interrogation er i mean introductions tomorrow" he sighed poofing reluctantly to the hokage's office.
It was quiet for a moment before the whole office burst into laughter."they pass" kakashi commented quickly before poofing to his home. But alas even there wasn't safe. Obito stood there mask off his face and somehow attached to his hip. His old pair of goggles back in their rightful place on his head.
"I can't believe you kept these! I thought shinobi shouldn't carry around old junk that couldn't help them on a mission. Feelings don't matter and blah blah blah." Obito said making talking motions with his hand. Not in the mood for Obito's antics. Kakashi tackled Obito to the ground effectively staining his old friend with whatever demoralizing colors were on the copy nin from his team of devils.
"Bastard..." Obito mumbled but smiled brightly when he spotted the orange. If he squinted the glitter could no it could not be ignored. Whatever uchiha's could rock anything.
"What are you doing here dead last?" Kakashi questioned. He hadn't moved off of Obito and he wasn't about to anytime soon. He may be in a mood right now but that didn't mean he was going to let his best friend slip away again.
Obito grinned and he passed through kakashi with a laugh. Well that explained how he got into his apartment.
"I'm sleeping over! Hokage's orders! I already got reinstated! Uncle fugaku almost killed me for staying away...but it was okay because he eventually pulled me into one of his awkward man hugs. Did you notice how gray thirds hair got? It's like really gray! Now he really is an old buzzard! But anyways in the morning since i'm on this little probation period i get to help you train the minions! me and you are going to train the little tykes and by train i mean try and figure out their secrets...i know their hiding something! Oh and Sasuke told me to tell you that his shuriken missed. No idea what that's about but hey we're team 7 again! So can i sleep over?"
Kakashi sighed tiredly but smiled pulling his mask down and leaning back against the floor as obito stood towering above him with crossed arms and an impatient look on his face.
"Whatever you say teammate" kakashi said as Obito plopped down beside him with a goofy grin. " you mean it?" Obito asked. "you saved me i'm not gonna kick you out. besides i want to learn about this mangekyou thing...i can still keep the eye right?" Kakashi asked as he inwardly prayed. He loved this eye.
"You can keep it if you teach Sasuke chidori."
Kakashi sighed. "But that's my orig jutsu Obi!"
"You can only perform it if you have a sharingon and dominant lightning chakra kashi. It's perfect for him! And the kids creative! Imagine the things he could do to it!" Obito said excitedly.
"Your blackmailing me?!"
"Yup"
"Your cruel"
"So your covered in Minato sensei knows what and is there a reason why your sitting like that?"
"He used that jutsu"
"The jutsu uncle jiraiya taught us? Hahaha oh man hahaha he got you!" Obito cackled adjusting his goggles with a smile as tears sprang to his eyes.
"Cry baby" kakashi commented.
Obito grinned and leaned his head on kakashi's shoulder. "Only for you" he replied.
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all grinned from where they were positioned at Kakashi's window. "Feel better Ke?" Sakura asked with a playful nudge. "Hn" he replied. "Good that's more like it" Naruto said with a nod as both kakashi and obito fell asleep covered in various colors lying on the floor contently. "You boys have fun at home! I'll see you tommorrow!" Sakura hissed before she jumped away back to her own house.
"Let's go home To"
"Ke i can't just keep sleeping over your house"
"Why not?"
"Because i.."
"Naruto your apart of my plan to explain my sharingon. If you don't keep sleeping over... Well they might not believe me... and besides my mom loves you just as much as me and wants you to eat better foods so she wants you over everyday anyways. Before you ask i don't know she's a mom she does these things! And besides has your door been fixed?"
"No..."
"Then you sleep over... The villagers wouldn't dare cross my clan"
"Teme your the best anbu captain ever"
"Hn no doubt dobe"
The boys went home and for once everything was great. Little did they no but something was lurking in the dark...
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Sorry for the late update guys! Not sure when i'll be able to update again but i promise it will be soon! One week at the latest! I apologize for this but i have to get my grade in science up from a 78 to an 80! So ummm yeah love you all! Oh and that boruto fic will be up pretty soon as well!
