A/N: Sorry about the technical difficulty. Sorry this chapter was a day late. I do not own anything besides Amelia St. James and any other original character which includes her parents, aunt, uncle, and Jesse's roommate. Enjoy.

The first month of school passed by so quickly and before I knew it the whole school was a week away from the first assembly of the year, it was the Fall Homecoming assembly. I would assume that this year will be like last year, where the glee club performs a number. If it is, I hope that we don't make ourselves look like fools. Anyway, my morning was usual until my phone went off. It was a Facebook group founded by Kurt, it was a group petition to have the glee club do a Britney Spears number at the assembly, I didn't join, I don't hate Britney but I definitely do not like her music.

By the time I was dropped off at school, there was roughly 15 minutes until first-period began. I stopped by my locker like normal when Kurt approached me. "Amelia, I noticed that you didn't join the group on facebook, why?" He asked me. "I don't like her music. I honestly think that if we do Britney, things won't end up well," I explain to him while shutting my locker. "I've got to go, Kurt, see you in glee," I say before I go to drop my things off at first-period. When I arrived at glee Tina was eyeing me while looking confused. I tried to ignore her, but that didn't work. "How can you not like Britney? You're a dancer, you should like her," Tina questioned me as soon as I sat down. "Just because, I'm a dancer doesn't mean that I have to like her. And for your information, I can't stand the sound of her voice," I explained before turning to my original position facing forward.

Within moments, Mr. Schue was in the classroom along with everybody else. He grabbed his whiteboard marker and began to write down on the board. He wrote down, Christopher Cross. "Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?" He asked. "He discovered America," Brittany states confidently. "Close. He did write an iconic chart-topper; sailing," Mr. Schue announces. "I have a bad feeling about this lesson," Kurt mumbles from his seat. "Never heard of him, don't wanna hear about him," Tina states. "Now, some people think of the term 'easy listening' as a bad thing but I'm gonna let this music speak for itself. You guys love Lady Gaga and The Rolling Stones and you guys are really good about putting it all out there but really good music can also be controlled and restrained. It doesn't have to attack the audience. It can let them come to you," Mr. Schue explains while passing out sheet music to everybody. "How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart," Finn questions.

"Mr. Schue, if I may, I think I speak for all of us when I say that it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky-smooth adult contemporary. It's just that, as teens, this isn't the easiest music for us to relate to. However, there is a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over five members. The ardent demand? That this week, at the Fall Homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School Glee club perform a number by wait for it...Ms. Britney Spears," Kurt explains. A few of is gasped, and Artie spoke. "Yo, Spears is fierce, yo," Tina clapped and then Mr. Schue started talking again. "Sorry, Kurt. Kurt, Sorry. No. No. No. I don't think she's a very good role model," He announced. "Finally, someone who agrees with me," I state. I get a few looks from other people but oh well. "But Mr. Schue, we kind of grew up with her," Rachel says. "She's literally why I wanted to become a performer," Tina explains. "I don't want to do Britney," Brittany announces. "Same," I state. "Why no Britney, Brittany?" Kurt asks.

"Because my name is also Britney Spears," she explains. Everybody looked at her like she was crazy. "What?" Mr. Schue asks. What the hell is she talking about?" Mercedes questions. "My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce. I've lived my entire life in Britney Spears' shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous. I hope you'll all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears," She says giving full details. "Well, there you have it, guys. It's been decided. No Britney," Mr. Schue states. "Thanks, Britt, thanks a lot," Kurt seethed. "Leave Brittany alone," Santana told him. You mess with Brittany, you mess with Santana. "Thank you for understanding, it's been a hard road," Britt tells Santana.

Rachel was the first one to speak after that. "Um, can we move on?" She asked a little impatiently. "Yes," Mr. Schue answered, "Let's talk about Michael Bolton," Mr. Schue states. Mr. Schue didn't get to speak for long because the 5-minute bell rang signaling that if we want to get to class, we better leave now. I was the first one up and got out of that room. I wanted to make sure that Kurt or Tina couldn't catch up to me and try to get me to like Britney. That's just an opinion that only I can change, and it's going to stay that way.

First through third-period passed by slowly. They just seemed to take to forever to get over with. Lunch wasn't interesting, I sat with Quinn, Santana, Brittany, and the rest of the Cheerios that had first lunch. Pretty soon, lunch was over and all four of us were on our way to the choir room for Mr. Schue's class. I was doing my double take on my mental checklist to make sure I had everything when I remember that I left my Home Ec. book in my locker. I told the girls that I would meet them in the choir room once I got my book. I made a beeline to my locker and saw Finn, Dave, and Azimio at Finn's locker. "This jacket belongs to people who are actually on the team, but you know what? We gonna restyle it to represent the obvious duality in your sexuality," Azimio told Finn while holding his letterman jacket. Dave grabbed part of his jacket and they both pulled at it and it ripped in half. Finn stood there for a few seconds, then he swung his first trying to hit Azimio but Azimio moved so Finn hit a locker. "Trying to swing at me?" Azimio questioned. "Swingin' huh?" Dave stated. Azimio removed his jacket while shook his hand trying to shaking off the hit to the locker. Things were going to escalate had Artie not wheeled himself in between the three boys.

I didn't stay to watch anymore, I just went to my locker then to the choir room. I arrived at the choir room just moments before Artie and Finn arrived. I took my seat behind Quinn, Santana, and Brittany and waited for Mr. Schue to arrive. When he did arrive, he showed up with….my dentist. "Dr. Howell, what are you doing here?" I asked confused. "Ah, Amelia, did your aunt tell you that you have an appointment tomorrow?" he asked. I shook my head, I never get told this stuff until I am being picked up to go there. "Guys, this is Dr. Carl Howell, he is a local dentist. He's here to talk about dental hygiene," Mr. Schue states. Dr. Howell starts going on about teens these days don't take good care of their teeth and he starts explaining why we should.

Then he pulls something out the bag he brought, it looks like a pill container. "So here's the deal. You chew this little capsule. If there's any plague that you missed, the dye will stick to it and turn your teeth blue," He explains the tiny capsule in his hands. "Can I just say that you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen," Santana announces. "Yeah, I get that all the time," Dr. Howell tells us. "No like seriously you can totally drill me whenever," She tells him. I could help but laugh a little bit. Only Santana...well maybe Puck would flirt with an adult in room filled peers and teachers. "Santana! Okay, Let's stay focused," Ms. Pillsbury said panicky.

Dr. Howell passes out the capsules and soon enough everybody has one. "Rock and roll, Ems. And besides, this guy - now this guy's pretty easy on the eyes too huh? And you know what? No matter how hard I tried I bet I couldn't sing and dance like him," Carl states. "Ah, probably now," Mr. Schue gushes. "Alright, let's a take a look at those chompers, huh?" Carl suggests. "Before we chew, I would just like to alert Mr. Schue that there's a been addition to the Britney Spears Facebook campaign," Kurt announces. "Sorry, the answers still no. Capsules, guys," Mr. Schue says. "Yes, chew away, chew, chew," Ms. Pillsbury states. I pop the capsule into my mouth and start chewing. This capsule does not taste good. When it was all chewed up I opened my mouth a smiled. I didn't get any weird looks so I think I was good.

Everything was going well until Finn made this weird nose. Everybody turned around to see what was going on. "Oh my god," Kurt mumbles. "What?" Rachel says as she goes to grab something out her pocket. "Ah, I don't understand. I floss between classes," Rachel explains panicked. "Well, sometimes it's genetics," Dr. Howell explains. "I think I might be better at brushing and flossing if I could see myself in the mirror," Artie states. His mouth was blue as well. "There you go blue tooth," Santana says. "I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist," Brittany announces. "I got this, Em. Some deep bleaching, little scaling, you'll be as good as new. Alright, open up, no, close…..Close again." Dr. Howell explained then told, Brittany. After that, we all got new toothbrushes and mini travel toothpaste. Mr. Shue decided to not have glee practice after school because Brittany now had a last minute dentist appointment, so all want I had was Cheerios which was nice. Cheerios had become a lot easier once Quinn and Santana weren't mad at each other.