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'Text' - spoken in mind
"Text" -spoken out loud
Text - Megami*
Megami- lit. trans. *Goddess
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It was a fine Saturday morning when I started to feel the light throbbing in my stomach and the back of my head. It was unnerving and uncomfortable, but not enough to make me cry out in pain or something. It felt like there was two kunai stuck inside my guts and kept on rotating, stirring up ny poor organs. It hurt like a bitch by the time it was Wednesday the next week. I would cry out in extreme pain, only groans and whimpers coming out of my mouth every time I open it. Ma thought I caught a bad case of stomach bugs (most likely a wild kikaichū, weak enough to not kill me, but savage enough to feed off of me directly from my chakra coil) and helped me go to the hospital, but not after she told Kazu and he insisted he get Doctor Saki from the Aburame clan's resident doctor to get rid of the bug, offering to pay too. Ma had begrudgingly agreed that he get her but paid in his stead.
A few days later, after getting my diagnosis (Aburame-bred bugs are known to be very loyal to their hosts, so a literal stomach bug was indeed an issue),I discovered I had a rare condition where bugs from the Aburame clan (or any kikaichū or any variation of it for that matter) were attracted to the neutral chakra (don't ask me, I don't think there is something like this in the Narutowiki) my coil was making. It worked kinda like dog treats or catnip, my chakrabeing the treat and the bug wants it. This is what I get for peeking on the Aburame Clan Compound (their compound was only literally fifteen steps away from my front door.).
Days passed by, and while I am quite proud that Aburame-bred bugs recognise my chakra, I still have more pressing matters to think about. Like, figuring out what timeline I'm in, stopping Obito from 'dying' and stopping the Uchiha Massacre. I have to know where exactly I am, so I'd know how to and what to plan. Stopping Obito would mean no one to help Itachi execute the massacre in a single night, stopping him would also mean, no Akatsuki, and no Akatsuki means no Tailed Beast extraction, and that by itself stops so many people from dying needlessly. Okay, Oplan: Prevent Crusty-ass Madara from ever talking to Obito, now ongoing.
MISSION!
CHANGING THE FUTURE
Prevent Obito from going to the Kanabi Bridge!
REWARD(S)!
? Scrolls
ACCEPT DECLINE
I press Accept ofcourse, swiping at the notif to the side of my brain and blank out for a few moments.
Okay, now what? Why did I just remember this now? A few months later? Is it my baby brain?
No, child, you're just careless.
'Ah? And who're you?'
I'm just a special someone that got trapped inside you when you ripped time and inter dimensional space, no big deal.
'Ah? For real? What?'
I am what I am.
'Well, first of all. I am very sorry, I did not mean to die and be reincarnated. I should have been more careful. I'm sorry for not acknowledging you earlier than this.'
It's none of your fault, child. Plus, now that I spoke inside your mind, you can panic now.
Yeah, you're right, I can panic— wait, what? the fuck?
Kushina and Minato are still alive! If this goes way back, and Sasuke is still a sperm, I'm probably stuck where Obito 'dies'! Or maybe this is post-Obito, but still! How old was Itachi when I saw him anyways? Fuck, that might help me plan all of this. Alive!Mikoto and little!Itachi means the massacre is still far away, if my calculations are right. I gotta warn the woman about Danzo!
Wait, why am I panicking over them? I should be panicking over myself first! I have an unknown entity inside me!
Child, breathe. Inhale. Exhale. Good, I will explain things when you calm down enough.
I froze up on my crib. After the 'Shit Accident', Kazu had to go do ANBU stuff (I was right) with a huge bruise on his arm. 'Ma' is busy with her notebook again, thinking I'm asleep.
Are you okay now, Child? I will explain in a minute when you think you're ready.
'I don't think I'll ever be ready. Just... Just go on please.'
Alright. I am Megami. I am a being that has been trapped inside you when you tore through a rift in the universe. You have absorbed a fourth of my powers, and it seems you also have the favor of the Almighty.
I digest all of what Megami said quietly, eyes boring into the light blue ceiling on my nursery. Wind flowed through the open window, and I thanked every single deity out there that the Narutoverse wasn't as polluted as Earth was. The Elemental Nations may not be advance with technology, but they do have longer civilian lifespans with the fresh air. Thank goodness, I did not end up in Attack on Titan. Or Tokyo Ghoul. Or FMA.
Now that you think about it, it's still going to be a lot safer here even if I went by the sheer amount of canon fodder in the Second War alone.
Imagine a giant, naked, abnormal giant is trying to eat you to try and gain humanity, a simple date costs you human life, and a talking armor.
Atleast here, I'm not canon fodder. I mean, how many children here are reincarnated, trapped a being inside their body like a freaking bijuu, and be the favorite of someone called Almighty.
I swear if that's just the Naruto version of All Might, I will flip a table.
'Okay, and?'
You, child, have attained powers beyond what any shinobi in this lifetime can ever achieve. The Sage of Six Paths might as well be in the same league as you.
'No, Megami. Let's not go there please, that's so scary.'
If you say so. But you may choose to seal this power for now while I recover my strength.
'Wait, are you being cooperative only because you're still recovering? You won't go all Shukaku on me, won't you?'
I suggest you take your words back. Do not compare me to the tailed beasts.
'Sorry.'
I received a soft hum in reply and I fiddle with my fingers. I felt a wash of gentle warmth envelop me and suddenly, I was face to face with a child, no older than eight years old.
Do you know why you shouldn't compare me to them now?
Infront of me was a child with gray hair flowing all the way to her ankles ala Mavis Vermillion, garbed with a plain white dress that reached just above feet. She walked over to me like she was on the moon, gracefully bounding over with pupilless eyes that kinda unnerved me but was strangely friendly looking.
'Heh, you call me child but you're a child yourself.'
I am old enough to be your great-grandmother forty times over.
'Still!' She smiled at me and sat down with a gentle 'plop'. I followed suit and sat down beside her, and stare at nothing.
Let us make a few things clear, shall we?
I nod and look at her intently. Someone pat me on the back, I'm not panicking.
You may only call forth my power when you encounter a bijuu or a boss summon. Any less than that and I will make sure your insides are thoroughly cooked. Second, you may use me as a summon, although I will appreciate it if you only call me out if it's a life and death situation. I prefer to sleep and waste my time away only until you almost get killed.
I nod and say my quiet thanks. The gentle warmth left me and I was left still frozen on my crib, stomach growling in hunger. 'Ma' got up and scooped me from my crib, gently pushing my bottle in my mouth.
My eyes fluttered close and I silently sip on my milk. Ideally, I would try to befriend all the main characters and their parents, but I don't think I want to be thrust into canon plotline this early. I still haven't fully understood how this RPG style level system works, but I think I'll get it pretty soon.
Now to my main problem. I cannot stop the Kyuubi no matter what. Some people must die in order to formulate a proper plan. If I am correct, I may be a year older than Naruto, so I may be put into class with Team Gai. If I am wrong however, I may or may not be able to pretend to be some kind of oracle and warn people of the massacre. The Uchiha is vital to take down Danzo because he only leveled up when he got the eyes of the massacred. Plus I can use that to my advantage if one of the primary clans in Konoha backs me up. I think if I can rope Hiruzen into my plans, it will work.
I'm getting tired, all of this planning is so tiring for my baby brain.
ping!
STAT UPDATE!
INT (1) — INT (7)
Alright, I'll plan the rest of this tomorrow and get some sleep for now.
I hope I don't die a second time.
