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Dear reviewers I just wanted to thank you for all of yours reviews, but I have one BIG PROBLEM and that is, that I don't understand SPANISH. So could you perhaps write them in ENGLISH instead? I tried using some of the free translators on the internet, but their translations don't make any sense. I'm not from English speaking country either, but broken English is far easier for me to read than Spanish. Thank you and let's continue with our story.
Master Shifu was happy to see the Valley of peace again. It was nearly afternoon when the red panda had returned and no one would ever know that the real cause for his trip was to relax in spa of Huli Chuntian. He was a little surprised to see the streets completely empty.
Even the apple stand was nowhere to be seen.
'Where is everyone?' Shifu thought, before he heard a bone chilling girlish scream. It sounded like someone was just being murdered so he quickly began ran to the source.
-Ten minutes earlier-
Po just delivered bowls of soup to an elderly goat couple.
"Enjoy your meal." He said with a smile.
"Thank you, Po."
He turned around to walk back to the kitchen for more food to serve, but was stopped dead in his track by an angry face, belonging to a tiger.
Tigress looked much scarier and angrier than Baihu.
"I need to speak with you, privately." And with that she left.
The panda just stood there frozen in place for a while until he came to his senses and walked to Mr. Ping.
"Dad, me and Master Tigress have something to take care of and it looks super important."
"Ok, but don't take long." He said as he returned to cooking.
Po took off his waiter apron and cap, before laying them on the nearest table as he left the shop.
There weren't many animals on the street, so it wasn't hard to find Tigress.
"So, what did you…" His question was stopped by Tigress leaping in to the air and delivering a strong fast kick to his temple, it sent him flying at least ten meters.
He landed in a garden of a nearby house.
As he got back to his feet Tigress jumped across the small stone wall separating them.
She started throwing series after series of rapid punches and it took almost all of Po's strength and quickness to either block them or dodge them.
"Tigress stop! What has gotten into you?"
She didn't answer just attempted a second kick, but this time Po caught her leg and threw her into a garden shack.
"Oh I'm sorry Tigress, it was an instinct."
Suddenly she rose from the ruined cabin with two machetes in her hands.
The panda gulped and began to run screaming.
"COME BACK HERE PO!" Tigress shouted angrily.
Po ran and ran until he tripped it was the only thing that saved him from both of the machetes that flew across his head. The second he saw them fly by, Tigress was on him with one hand on his throat and the other curled in fist.
"This. Is. What. Happens. When. You. Lie. To. Me. Panda." She said with every of the ten punches she delivered.
"What are you two doing?" Master Shifu appeared almost out of nowhere.
They both stood up at the exact same time they heard his voice.
"Oh Master Shifu, did not see you there, we were just umm… training catch the bandit." Po began explaining.
"Catch the bandit?"
"Yes it's a new training technique we developed when you were gone."
"And what was that scream I've heard?"
"Scream? What scream? Ah yes the scream was just to add the authenticity, you know how it is when tiger is chasing you."
Shifu eyed Po skeptically for a moment and then let out a tired sigh, he knew Po was lying to him he was just too exhausted to deal with him right now.
"That's great Po, could you two now please go and make me a cup of tea."
"On it sir." They both said in unison as they ran in the direction of the Jade Palace.
Shifu just stood there for a while thinking about his students and their weird behavior.
