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Word Count: 1727


Bold - Hermione Granger

Italics - Daphne Greengrass

Underlined - Ginny Weasley


Granger, I'm mad at you.

Daph, I know and I'm sorry baby. But please try to understand. I promised them I'd visit.

I thought we could spend this time together.

I know, but I promised them. And besides, if you had not avoided me for the last month or so, this wouldn't have happened. When you didn't include me in your summer plans, I made some of my own.

I was just giving you some space! And I did make plans for us. Really big plans.

I know Daph, and I'm sorry it has to be this way. I promise I'll make it up to you once I get back. And I'm only visiting my parents in Australia for the week that you stay at the Burrow.

Fine… You'd better make it up to me.

I promise I will. Now you enjoy your time with the Weasleys. And play nice with Ron.

Fine…


Granger, are they always this loud?

Yes.


Daph.

Yes?

I'm planning on telling my parents I'm a lesbian.

And you want me to come over.

I love that you're willing to do that, but no. This is something I have to do on my own.

But I was the one who awakened your inner lesbianism.

What the fuck have you been reading?

Nothing…

That just makes it worse.

Okay… I've been reading some lesbian self-help books. I just wanted to be a better girlfriend for you.

I wonder why the best girlfriend in the world thinks she needs some books on how to be a girlfriend.

You think I'm the best girlfriend in the world?

... Fuck, I slipped up.

Daph.

Daphne Greengrass.

Great, now I have to deal with her inflated ego.


Hermione, what did you do?

Daph, why is your handwriting different?

Hermione, it's Ginny.

Oh hi Ginny. I see… you found our message sheet.

Yeah, and Merlin, there is some juicy stuff on here.

Don't you dare read it.

Too late.

Fuck!

Wow, you actually swear A LOT.

Ginny, stop reading and put the message sheet back where you found it this instant! Or I swear I'll-

Wow! Stop right there. I'll put it down, no need to get mad at me. I don't want to be on the wrong end of your wand. I'll just put it back when you tell me how to turn her back to normal.

Turn who back to normal? Ginny, what happened?

Hermione, it's Daphne. She…

Ginny, what happened to Daphne?

She…

Ginny, you're scaring me.

She's being overly happy. To the point that it's getting unbearable.

Oh, you're going to get it Weasley. Watch out when I come back.

Oh boy… Anyways, I'll deal with this later. First, just make her stop. And I think the cause is your best girlfriend comment from your previous conversation.

Ugh… Fine, just tell her I'm very horny and want to speak to her.

Oh my…

Ginny, you read my message sheet and pranked me, all in the last 10 minutes. Do you really want to risk a third strike?

Fuck, I'm sorry. Please spare the life of this pitiful soul. No mention of this is coming out of my mouth.

Good.


Hello, my beautiful princess. Can I interest you in an orgasm?

Of course not.

What? But… Ginny said you were horny.

And you believed her?

... She's dead.


Hermione, I can't believe you told her that I pranked her. Now she's mad at me.

I think you got what you deserved.

Ugh… Besides, why was she so upset about something like this?

She doesn't like getting lied to about potential sex, and there is only one person in this universe who can get away with it.

Merlin, she's whipped.

Hmm… that she is. And why are you still using the message sheet? Why doesn't Daph hide this thing better?

Oh, it's the fastest way to contact you. And Daph's good at hiding stuff, I'm just better at snooping.

You know you're not making this any easier on yourself.

Shit.


I'M NOT WHIPPED!

Oh, you finally got around to reading this.

And I cannot believe you were the one who pranked me.

Hey, you left the message sheet out for anyone to find it.

It's as she said, she's really good at snooping.

I was at the Burrow for most of Christmas break and she never found it. You are there for barely four days and she has already memorized all our messages.

Well… You pranked me.

Call it even?

Yeah, sure… You still have to make it up to me for disappearing off to Australia.

I will. Trust me, I have something planned. You'll love it.

Good. And what did your parents say about your sexuality?

You remember that?

Of Course I Do.

I love you.

I love you too… So, what did they say?

Dad was perfectly on board with it. I think he was just happy I wouldn't get pregnant at a young age. Mom… she was less accepting, but at least she was still accepting.

Love, don't worry, she'll come around. Just give her some time.

Yeah, I hope she does. I don't want to imagine a world where she didn't.

And you don't have to. Give her time, not everyone accepts in the very first second. But in time, everyone does. Especially one's own mother.

You are probably right. I am being too dramatic. She will come around.

Yeah. Now, I have a question.

What is it?

Are you up for some message sheet sex?

Granger?

Are you still there?

Sorry, sorry. I was on the floor, laughing. Never change Daph.

What were you laughing about? I was not joking about the message sheet sex. I've been intrigued ever since you mentioned muggle phone sex. So, don't play around. Are we having sex over the message sheet or not?

Of course not. First learn to hide this properly.

Aww… Wait, does that mean you'll do it if I can hide this properly?

Maybe…

Ginny will NEVER see this sheet again.


Daph, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.

Me too, love.

I'm really happy Molly is letting us stay at the Burrow for a while until we find a place to stay. It is very generous of her.

Yeah… She's being generous.

Did you thank her like I told you to?

You did thank her… right?

I… couldn't. I'm sorry.

What? Why?

Because… I'm scared of her.

Oh… What happened?

She pulled me aside yesterday, after dinner. And then she warned me not to hurt you… Don't get me wrong, I have no intention of hurting you, ever. But… she was scary. I even think I pissed in my pants a little.

Okay, it's alright. We'll tell her once I come back.

Wait… you're fine with doing that? I thought-

If it was anyone else, I would have told you to woman up and get it over with. But I know how scary Molly can get. So it is fine.

I love you.

I love you too.


Granger, where are you? I'm just outside baggage claim.

I still cannot believe you know your way around an airport.

I'm probably the only Slytherin who paid attention in Muggle Studies.

How did that happen?

At first I thought of it as studying the enemy. But after I fell in love with you, I thought of it as a way to impress you, should I ever get the chance.

Mission accomplished.

Really?

Yes, you are getting the good loving tonight.

YES!

Haha… Daph, do not make a fool out of yourself in public. You're probably surround by a bunch of dumbfounded people.

Honestly, I don't give a fuck what they think. I'm dancing.


I did not think Molly would put us in different rooms. I mean, we are old enough. Why didn't she put Fleur with Ginny and let us have some time together?

I don't care, Granger. I'm staying here.

Wow, you are really scared of her.

Whatever…

Well, I didn't just get your hopes up, I got myself hoping for it as well. Now I'm horny and low on my Daph energy. And I'll whatever it takes to charge myself back up.

Granger, do NOT come here.

Granger?

Gra-


I cannot believe you did that last night. You raped me, while Fleur was sleeping just meters away.

That's one of my fantasies fulfilled. And don't be dramatic, you loved it as much as I did. You were completely consenting.

I just pray that Molly didn't realize.

At least I know Ginny won't tattle. She was with Harry last night.

Good.

Anyway, I found a few places for us to live, want to check them out?

Of Course I Do, love.


We were going to get busted eventually. I'm actually surprised our nightly trysts lasted this long. She caught us the day before we leave for our apartment. We got an entire week of sex.

You seem much less afraid of her now.

Well… you eventually realize that everybody is afraid of that side of her. And that she won't unleash her wrath unless you threaten to seriously harm anyone she cares about. For everything else she only releases a tiny part of her fury.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Yes, you can.

Yes, I can.

Anyway, have fun sleeping next to her. I'm still surprised she took you to her room instead of me.

Yeah, me too.


Granger, our stuff is here. Once you say your goodbyes, come on over. We need to unpack.

What about you?

While you were transferring some of our stuff, I said my goodbyes. Besides, it's not like we can't meet them. They will always be one Floo trip away.

Yeah, they will. I will be over in few minutes.


Hermione Granger and Daphne Greengrass's humble abode for wandering travelers. I like it.

We are not letting any travelers in here.

Of course not. I was just phrasing it to see how it would sound.

Hmm... You are even weirder than I give you credit for.

You still love me anyway.

Yeah, and you love me too.

Yeah. And now we can have all the sex we want.

You never change, do you?

Nope.

Good.

Now, about that making up you have to do.

I haven't forgotten about it. All in good time, love.


This is the first time, but I definitely plan on a sequel.

Anyways, let me know what you think of this in a review.

And I'm surprised at the number of favs, follows and reviews I'm getting on this in comparison to the number of views. Thank you so much guys.

And I do NOT endorse rape in any way. Everything in the bedroom should be under consent from all parties involved. Whether it is behind a contract, a safe word or just plain trust. It MUST be consensual.

EDIT: Some Grammar corrections and dialogue changes that I felt were necessary. I was in a bit of a rush to update last night.